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Chapter 139: Summer is not here yet, but the melons are already here (Part 3)
Yan Hexiang was so frightened by Yang Yunsheng's words that even the three corpse gods were jumping for joy.

He said angrily: "If you say so, from now on, we will no longer be temporary partners, but go our separate ways!"

Yang Yunsheng's face showed a hint of surprise, and he couldn't help but say, "Oh, there is such a good thing?"

This scene made the audience laugh.

It seems that Yang Yunsheng has wanted to change his partner for a long time.

What do you call this, premeditated?

But now in Ting Yunxuan, who can take over from Yan Hexiang and support Yang Yunsheng?
Could it be Li Jing?

Impossible, Li Jing and He Yunwei are locked together.

Could that be Liu Yuntian?

Yang Yunsheng and Cao Yunjin are going to swap partners.

Although Cao Yunjin knew that this was a performance, her heart still beat faster.

Yan Hexiang said indignantly: "Then it's settled, no one should regret it!"

People who are familiar with Yan Hexiang know that he is a man with a strong attitude.

Many people admire his attitude!

Yang Yunsheng also said to the audience: "Everyone present here, today is a witness! Teacher Yan Hexiang and I are parting ways. I can say this: three-legged frogs are hard to find, but two-legged comedians are plentiful!"

These words made the audience laugh.

The supporting actor backstage couldn't laugh anymore.

Even Li Jing couldn't help but start complaining.

"It seems Yang Yunsheng is really famous, he can even say such things. But don't you think about it, without us supporting actors, how can you, the funny ones, hold up on the stage?"

Cao Yunjin smiled slightly, he didn't quite agree with this statement.

Because there is no supporting actor, the funny actors can perform stand-up comedy or storytelling.

Anyway, the funny actor is better than the supporting actor.

In the crosstalk industry, people become supporting actors when they can’t be the funny one.

If you can't even be a supporting actor, then you can only do something else.

For example, screwing in a factory.

But Cao Yunjin wouldn't say it out loud, because he wasn't a brainless person.

Just think about these words in your heart.

On the surface, Cao Yunjin smiled and said, "Yunsheng was just joking. You know, this is his acting style. He still respects the supporting actors."

Indeed, this is Yang Yunsheng's performance style.

He never has any opinions about the supporting actors, as long as the money is not divided equally.

Yan Hexiang began to say disdainfully, "A three-legged toad, and a two-legged supporting actor! Okay, okay, I want to see where you can find a two-legged toad to support you!"

After saying this, there was silence at the scene, and then there was an explosion of shocking laughter.

Yang Yunsheng was also at a loss for words because Yan Hexiang ate buns.

I'm not talking about the Goubuli buns, I'm talking about the wrong lines.

The line here is, I'd like to see who you find to support you.

As a result, in Yan Hexiang's mouth, it became a two-legged toad.

This made Yang Yunsheng almost unable to hold back while standing on the stage.

Fortunately, he has already mastered it now.

He quickly tried to make amends, saying, "Today, I've actually found a two-legged toad to act as my supporting role!"

Yan Hexiang waved his hand: "Shout, shout, shout!"

Yang Yunsheng called out, "Liu Lianxi!" Liu Lianxi trotted onto the stage and said, "Uncle Master, please call me!"

Yang Yunsheng introduced: "The two-legged toad is here!"

Liu Lianxi was stunned because before the performance began, Yang Yunsheng told him that when he was called Liu Lianxi on the stage, he would go on stage himself.

Good man, you use your emotions to insult yourself.

For some unknown reason, I became a two-legged toad.

Liu Lianxi stood there, feeling a little lost for a moment.

Yan Hexiang didn't understand and asked, "He, Liu Lianxi, a two-legged toad?"

Yang Yunsheng introduced it confidently: "Isn't the toad a toad? It even has two legs!"

Before the audience had a chance to laugh, Liu Lianxi laughed first.

He said it with a wry smile, and no one would believe him.

But recently, he really acted like a toad.

I saw a female anchor on Douyin.

As you know, the crosstalk actor still has some money, so he spent some money on Douyin to give the female anchor a total of 30,000 yuan.

The 30,000 also includes a big red envelope of 13145.20.

Under the charm of money, he also met the female anchor.

As a result, the other party disliked my ugliness and refused to let me do that, so the money was wasted.

Yang Yunsheng didn't know this story. If he knew, he would think it was not so bad. It was much better than someone who spent 30,000 yuan to give tips to a female anchor, but the female anchor refused to let him touch her, so he planned to report the female anchor to the police and sue the man for defrauding her.

Seeing this, Yan Hexiang waved his hand and let Liu Lianxi go down.

After Liu Lianxi left, Yan Hexiang said, "It seems that you are insulting others by calling them up. You have had enough."

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan, does it matter? I'm able to stand on this stage today because I'm humorous enough. While I'm humorous, I also want to thank my master. He taught me how to perform crosstalk, and he brought me back home, so that I can stand on the stage and perform for everyone today. I also want to thank Cao Yunjin for giving me this opportunity to perform on the stage of Tingyunxuan."

Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Yan Hexiang.

"No, what's the matter? Suddenly it's a sentimental scene, right?"

Yang Yunsheng ignored Yan Hexiang and continued, "From arriving at Ting Yunxuan with nothing to now being heavily in debt, I'm truly grateful to Cao Yunjin for his support. I thank him on behalf of my 18 generations of ancestors!"

Audience, why does it feel like something is wrong?

Yan Hexiang also discovered this.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, what does it mean to go from having nothing to being heavily in debt now?"

Yang Yunsheng glared at Yan Hexiang unhappily and said dissatisfiedly, "Then what should I say? From having nothing to having a million in savings, a car and a house, this should be okay, right?"

Yan Hexiang nodded and said, "It's not impossible. After all, Cao Yunjin has been pretty good to you since you came to Ting Yunxuan. If you were heavily in debt, someone who didn't know would think he forced your parents to sell their house!"

Although these were lines written by Yang Yunsheng himself, he still tried hard to hold back his laughter after hearing them.

The audience didn't notice it, but Yan Hexiang did. He didn't know why Yang Yunsheng laughed like that.

The reason why Yang Yunsheng laughed was because of the sentence about forcing his parents to sell the house.

At this moment, even Cao Yunjin probably didn't understand why Yang Yunsheng was laughing.

Later, when he posts his 6,000-word essay and invoice, you will know the value of this sentence, forcing his parents to sell their house.

But at this moment, only Yang Yunsheng, the reborn person, can get it!
As for the effectiveness of Cao Yunjin's invoice and 6,000-word essay, it later became a recurring meme.

But what Yang Yunsheng didn't know was that this incident was not supposed to break out until 2016.

I don’t know if it’s because of him, but a storm will soon sweep across the crosstalk circle, and even Weibo and the entertainment circle.

Even though it's not summer yet, the melons are ready.

(End of this chapter)