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Chapter 145 Some People Pretend to Be Perverted, Some People Really Are Perverted (Fourth Update)
"The book says, 'All good things must come to an end,' and it also says, 'We'll meet again somewhere in life!'"

"No, no, this is completely not my style!"

"My son, Chen Beixuan, has the potential to become an emperor!"

"Not bad, not bad, that's more like it!"

As he muttered to himself, Du Jun couldn't help but sigh.

If Yang Yunsheng were here, I could discuss with him whether my famous quotes are suitable for inclusion in online novels.

As Du Jun was talking, his phone rang.

Without even looking at it, he grabbed his phone and pressed the answer button.

"Hey, where are you?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled and said, "Cousin, it's me, Yang Yunsheng. Do you remember me?"

Upon hearing Yang Yunsheng's voice, Du Jun immediately stood up from his chair.

"Oh, it's Yang Yunsheng. It's been so long since I've seen you. What made you decide to call me?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "Cousin, Auntie isn't home. I'd like to discuss something with her!"

Du Jun understood what Yang Yunsheng had come for.

However, he did not refuse.

Du Jun said, "My mom will be back after get off work. If you're free right now, come over! I've recently written a lot of inspiring quotes that I want to add, but I don't know how. If you come over, I can discuss it with you."

Upon hearing this, Yang Yunsheng said, "Alright, I'll be right there!"

After Du Jun agreed, Yang Yunsheng's journey proceeded smoothly.

However, I was still checked when entering the residential area.

Park the car in the bushes next to Du Jun's house; Du Jun was already waiting at the door.

He was wearing slippers, thick gray trousers, and socks that were black, white, and gray in three layers.

I don't know if he wasn't afraid of the cold, but he was wearing a hoodie.

After Yang Yunsheng got out of the car, she saw him shivering and knew that he wasn't just not afraid of the cold, he was genuinely afraid of it.

When Du Jun saw Yang Yunsheng, a look of joy immediately appeared on his face.

"Come on, come with me to the study. Let's take a look at these dozens of sentences I've recently jotted down. I think if I put them in my novel, it would definitely be a huge hit!"

Yang Yunsheng nodded and followed behind Du Jun.

Compared to when they first met, Du Jun's hair was now a mess, he wore black-rimmed glasses, and his beard was unkempt and even rounder.

Yang Yunsheng felt that Du Jun inexplicably resembled someone at that moment.

This man is named Chen Zhenghua, a famous "old eunuch"!
If you don't know Chen Zhenghua, you've probably heard of the story of the beacon fire that amused the feudal lords!

He didn't write "How a Villain is Made," "Blasphemy," "Pet Charm," or "Douluo Continent."

He is now exactly the same as Chen Zhenghua.

After following Du Jun into the house, the warmth inside made Yang Yunsheng take off her coat and hang it on the wall next to her.

Chen Zhenghua, ptooey, and Du Jun stopped trembling.

He led Yang Yunsheng into the study, but didn't even offer her tea. He invited her to sit in the chair in front of the computer, while he himself plopped down on the military cot.

With a loud bang, Yang Yunsheng felt that the military bed was about to fall apart.

Du Jun must weigh over 170 pounds now!
It's rare to see prices rise this much over the Chinese New Year.

Du Jun said, "What do you think of this line? 'A single bow before the demon for three thousand years, turning back to the mortal world, I would rather not become an immortal, for she alone controls the cycle of life and death!'"

Yang Yunsheng thought to himself, "Ears."

Seeking the Demon, the novel is good.

In Yang Yunsheng's opinion, "Seeking the Demon" was Er Gen's masterpiece. His later works, such as "Bai Xiaochun," "Meng Hao," and that other book he wrote later (whose name was whatever it was, and whose protagonist was whatever it was), were increasingly inferior.

As for those who might argue, it's the "Xian Ni" that's true.

If it's "Against the Gods," then wouldn't "A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality" be considered the ultimate masterpiece?
However, Yang Yunsheng nodded and said, "That's great. I believe that if you start a blog and upload this sentence, it will benefit many online writers!"

Du Jun refused without even thinking about it.

"These are all for my own use!"

Yang Yunsheng was also helpless about this.

Because of this cousin, he also knew some things.

A homebody who loves soda and anime, and dreams of writing a novel, the kind that makes him a literary legend.

It's hard to imagine that such a person would be the son of an official.

What's most terrifying is that he writes novels! He just keeps writing!
He doesn't write, he just thinks.

Readers can't possibly go inside his head to read, otherwise not only would he become a god with one book, but the author who should have become a god with one book is a person named Yang Henge.

The novel is written like crap, but the imagination is incredibly rich.

Yang Yunsheng looked at Du Jun's notes again and found that he had actually written dozens of sentences.

What is there? You are born eighteen years old, and a period of chaos is a year.

Yang Yunsheng seemed to have heard this phrase before; it seemed to refer to immortality.

Wait a minute, did Du Jun write this himself?

Is this his situation? Suddenly, a sentence came to mind. Although it sounds familiar, I don't know where it comes from, but he thinks it's from him.
Believe it or not, it's actually possible!

However, some of them are indeed Du Jun's original works.

There are three million celestial sword immortals, but they must all bow their heads before me.

At this point, the fifth masterpiece hadn't even been started yet!
Could it be that Du Jun actually started a blog, and that kid Feng Huo copied it?

Of the twenty-three sentences, some were created by Du Jun himself, while others had already appeared in the novel.

The ratio between the two is about 50/50!
Or rather, there are slightly more original works.

Seeing that Yang Yunsheng had finished reading, Du Jun asked with a hint of nervousness, "What do you think of it?"

Yang Yunsheng hesitated for a moment before replying, "Cousin, I've always felt that when it comes to writing a book, you have to start writing first. Daydreaming like this is useless. You should write a book that gets signed and reach a million words. Even if you don't achieve anything significant, you'll at least gain something. Otherwise, if you keep thinking but don't put pen to paper, no matter how many ideas you have in your head, you won't be able to put them together."

Upon hearing this, Du Jun fell silent.

After a long pause, he finally said, "Okay, I'll listen to you. I'll write a monster girl novel first!"

Yang Yunsheng was taken aback. Was the change really that big?
How did she suddenly become a monster girl?
You've written so many inspiring fantasy sentences, and now you're going to write about monster girls?

There was something Yang Yunsheng didn't know whether he should tell Du Jun. He had heard from an editor named Ju Zi on Qidian that if he were to write a light novel recently, it would be best to write about Ultraman.

In 2013, what was the name of the Ultraman film that Xiaobenzi made?

Is his name Ultraman Tiga?

Anyway, Ultraman is very famous, so if I write about Ultraman, I might have a chance to become popular.

Monster girl, she's probably doomed.

However, Yang Yunsheng was still willing to encourage Du Jun.

Do things first, then talk about them.

Daydreaming will never lead to anything.

What if someone actually likes monster girls?

As we all know, some people these days are just pretending to be weird, but some people are really weird!

(End of this chapter)