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Chapter 207 Thirty-two this year, forty next year (First update)
Yang Yunsheng said with a smile, "Teacher Yan and I were child stars when we were young!"

Yan Hexiang was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and quickly pulled Yang Yunsheng back.

"No way, you might have been a child star when you were young, but I definitely wasn't!"

Yang Yunsheng immediately became unhappy when he heard Yan Hexiang deny it.

He patted Yan Hexiang's belly and said, "No, you definitely are!"

Yan Hexiang put his hands inside the sleeves of his long gown and shook his head.

"No, no!"

Yang Yunsheng sighed and said he was unwilling.

"It's really heartbreaking that Teacher Yan would deny it in front of so many people!"

The audience found it amusing, but also became suspicious.

Could it be that Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang were child stars when they were young?

Let's listen to Yang Yunsheng and see how he continues the story!

In any case, they don't believe a word of Yang Yunsheng's crosstalk now.

Yan Hexiang took his hands out of his sleeves, put them on his hips, and looked completely bewildered.

"What? Don't I know whether I was a child star or not?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "You forgot? Back then, the three of us—me, you, and Yang Mi—filmed Stephen Chow's 'King of Beggars.' Yang Mi and I played the kids next to Stephen Chow, and you played a passerby."

The audience was stunned. Was it real?
It shouldn't be fake, right?
This sounds so convincing, should I believe it?

For a moment, the audience was once again drawn into Yang Yunsheng's story.

Yan Hexiang hesitated, touched his chin with his hand, and asked a question.

Is that true?

Yang Yunsheng replied affirmatively, "Yes, definitely!"

Yan Hexiang, as an aggressive straight man, needs to step up his game.

"Since you've acted in a movie with Yang Mi, do you still keep in touch with her?"

The audience burst into laughter. "Yang Yunsheng, didn't you brag about acting with Yang Mi?!"

Now everyone else has become a top-tier celebrity, how did you end up like this?
Is it because you're not famous enough that Yang Mi doesn't include you in her activities?
Yang Yunsheng waved his hand and said, "That's not important. What's important is that we were indeed child stars, and we were even a group. We were incredibly popular when we were kids."

Yan Hexiang laughed: "Don't be ridiculous. I didn't even know you when we were kids. Were we even in a group? Have you been making money lately and started to get a little presumptuous?"

Yang Yunsheng looked at Yan Hexiang and sighed.

"No, you don't quite remember. When you were little, something happened to you. You hit your head on tofu and damaged your brain, so you lost your memory. You don't quite remember that we were a group."

The audience burst into laughter again. What the heck?

Hitting a tofu head can damage your brain and cause you to lose hundreds of millions; that's outrageous.

What's the difference between this and hanging yourself with noodles or cutting your lifeline with a ballpoint pen?

Yan Hexiang shouted, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, what happened to me? Why did I go and bang my head against tofu? And I even lost my memory?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "You're just walking down the street, and suddenly you want to know which is harder, tofu or your head, so you bump into tofu and successfully cause yourself to lose your memory."

Laughter from the audience began to fill the theater.

Even five-year-old Jasmine couldn't stop laughing.

Yan Hexiang pointed at himself, saying incredulously, "Me? Want to know who's tougher when their head hits tofu? Do you think I'm bored?"

Yang Yunsheng shrugged: "Who knows!"

Yan Hexiang shoved Yang Yunsheng: "Don't talk nonsense, it's not true!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "It's true, it's true! We even released a single when we were kids!"

Yan Hexiang was even more incredulous and chuckled twice.

"I... I even released a single with you. Are you crazy?"

Yang Yunsheng immediately sang: "Thunder means rain!"

"Leo?" Yan Hexiang chimed in.

Yang Yunsheng: "You need an umbrella when it rains!" Yan Hexiang: "Leo?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled and said, "It's cold, so you should wear a cotton-padded coat!"

The two started singing together, Leo, Leo!
The audience was incredulous. How could Yan Hexiang, such a mature and steady person, start getting into abstract conversations with Yang Yunsheng?

It seems that the old saying has been proven true: "One who stays near vermilion gets stained red, and one who stays near ink gets stained black."

Yang Yunsheng is a rather unconventional person, and he even made Yan Hexiang seem abstract.

There's nowhere to reason with them anymore.

Overwhelmed with emotion, Yang Yunsheng tried to hug Yan Hexiang.

"Brother, you remembered?"

Yan Hexiang shoved Yang Yunsheng aside again: "Get out of here, what's gotten into you?!"

The audience laughed again, and Yan Hexiang added another comment.

"Aren't these the Haier Brothers?"

Little Jasmine, sitting in the audience, whispered to Deng Shuangshuang, "Sister, there are Haier Brothers on my refrigerator. Oh, so they were when they were little!"

Deng Shuangshuang was taken aback for a moment, but soon couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Little Jasmine continued, "Those two only wore underwear when they were little, they were so shameless!"

Deng Shuangshuang was overjoyed; this kid was born to be a comedian.

They're much funnier than those two who're performing crosstalk on stage.

Yang Yunsheng's hand was shoving back and forth in front of his chest.

"That's right, we are the Haier Brothers, you are the older brother, and I am the younger brother!"

Yan Hexiang took a step closer to Yang Yunsheng and asked in a low voice, "Is what you said true? Are we really the Haier Brothers?"

Yang Yunsheng nodded: "Yes, my brother, we are the Haier Brothers!"

Yan Hexiang clutched his overcoat, finding it difficult to speak, and said, "We're the Haier Brothers, so aren't we wearing a bit too much?"

Some of the audience members were laughing so hard they cried.

Some audience members started shouting, "Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!"

Upon hearing this, Yang Yunsheng quickly told them to shut up.

"If they take their clothes off, it'll be a completely different show. Besides, your ticket price doesn't cover watching a different show!"

The audience below the stage shouted, "We'll add more money!"

Yang Yunsheng patted Yan Hexiang on the shoulder and said to the audience, "Even with more money, it won't work. You need to know shame when you grow up!"

The audience laughed even harder when they heard that.

Yan Hexiang rolled his eyes and said, "Nonsense, the Haier Brothers? Have you ever seen someone perform crosstalk while wearing only their underwear?"

Yang Yunsheng objected, saying, "Childhood was so much better; we didn't have so many worries back then."

Then, Yang Yunsheng said in a broadcasting voice, "Little boys have no worries, running around in their underwear."

The audience started laughing, but then Yan Hexiang added a disdainful remark.

"You two scoundrels, listen to that!"

The audience's smiles hadn't even faded before they started laughing again, their faces almost frozen from laughing.

If someone who gets hyaluronic acid injections were to listen to these two crosstalk performances, their face would be twisted with laughter!

Yang Yunsheng said seriously, "Of course, we definitely can't dress like that now. I'm over twenty, and Teacher Yan is over thirty, almost forty."

Yan Hexiang immediately defended his age: "Not yet forty, only thirty-two!"

After hearing this, Yang Yunsheng nodded: "Not yet forty, thirty-two, will be forty next year!"

Yan Hexiang pushed Yang Yunsheng again; this was the third time he had pushed Yang Yunsheng.

He shouted, "Thirty-two this year, forty next year, can you even do math? Can you even do math? Did your PE teacher teach you math?"

(End of this chapter)