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Yang Yunsheng patted Yan Hexiang on the shoulder, his expression somewhat complicated.

“When our teacher Yan first started out, he was unknown. What could he do? He could only try to promote himself.”

Yan Hexiang asked, "How do we create hype?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "The newspaper! Go to the newspaper and post the missing person notice yourself!"

Yan Hexiang wondered, "Wait a minute, a missing person notice, and I'm looking for myself? Am I crazy?"

Yang Yunsheng hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

"Maybe!"

Soon, the conversation shifted.

"That's about right, it's just self-deception. Actually, I don't agree with this approach. I just want you to learn from me, I've already mastered the secrets of traffic generation."

Yan Hexiang said disdainfully, "You, what can you do? You even know the secrets of data traffic!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "The secret to online traffic is different now. Look at these celebrities and big shots in the entertainment industry, they let you know about them through various channels, like TV and online platforms like Douyin!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "That's normal, it's the information age!"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head: "Even so, I think that if we want to master the secrets of traffic, we need to find another way."

Yan Hexiang hesitated for a moment and then asked, "Then how do you plan to promote yourself?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled, letting out two chuckles.

"telegraph!"

Yan Hexiang was puzzled, and the audience didn't hear clearly either.

"what?"

“The radio station!” Yang Yunsheng repeated.

Yan Hexiang asked, "Is it the one that uses Morse code?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "That's right!"

Yan Hexiang waved his sleeve, hesitated for a moment, and said, "If all else fails, let's try posting missing person notices!"

The audience had a good laugh, but now Yang Yunsheng is going further and further outrageous.

Radio stations are being used to transmit intelligence, but what's the point of using radio stations? They're useless!

Yang Yunsheng objected: "Then what are we going to do?"

Yan Hexiang said, "In this modern age, with the information age, who still uses the telegraph?"

Yang Yunsheng spoke up righteously, "Teacher Yan, don't look down on telegrams. Let me tell you, telegrams are something that can be converted into money. You know, whether it's fire or anything else, we're all in it to make money, isn't that right!"

Yan Hexiang scratched his head: "That makes some sense!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "It's not that there's a little bit of truth to it, it's that there's truth to it. We do all of this in order to make money, for example, by collecting advertising fees!"

Yan Hexiang touched his lips, interrupting Yang Yunsheng.

"Wait a minute, telegrams, advertising fees? How did you come up with such an outrageous idea?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Of course! I started my own Yang Yunsheng Telegram Sending Group!"

Yan Hexiang was confused again and put one hand on his hip.

"So what are you going to send this telegram to?"

Yang Yunsheng said seriously, "Everyone, listen up, now, I'm not alone anymore."

The audience initially thought something was off, but quickly understood the joke.

This joke is cleverly designed.

That's why it was only after the fact that people laughed.

Yan Hexiang also criticized, "After living for more than 20 years, you've finally seen yourself clearly."

If Yang Yunsheng's jokes took a moment to understand, Yan Hexiang's aggressive supporting role made the audience burst into laughter.

Yang Yunsheng glared at Yan Hexiang and said, "What I mean is, I'm not a person anymore!" Yan Hexiang nodded: "I know, you're not a person!"

Yang Yunsheng smacked his lips: "I mean, I'm not a person anymore, I'm a telegraph machine!"

Yan Hexiang put his hands behind his back and looked at Yang Yunsheng.

"So, where do you intend to send this telegram?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Any household with a telegraph machine can receive the telegrams I send!"

Yan Hexiang asked in confusion, "Really? Do families still use telegrams?"

Yang Yunsheng exclaimed "Ah!" and said with a smile, "Yes, now I'm just a telegraph machine!"

Soon after, Yan Hexiang raised his own question.

"So, how do you plan to send the message?"

Yang Yunsheng stood ramrod straight, with a smile on his face.

"Beep beep beep, beep beep beep, dear viewers, hello, hello, dear viewers. Next, I, Yang Yunsheng, will reveal some secrets that affect the entire world situation."

Yan Hexiang exclaimed "Whoa!" with an incredulous look on his face.

"And the secrets that affect the entire world situation, can I and everyone here hear them?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Dear viewers, hello. You are very fortunate to receive this telegram about the world situation. Yesterday, Yan Hexiang went out without red underwear."

The audience burst out laughing.

WTF?

Did Yan Hexiang go out without wearing red underwear?

Did Yan Hexiang go out without wearing underwear?
Does Yan Hexiang always go out without wearing underwear?
When Yan Hexiang's family goes out, they don't wear underwear?

Wait a minute, how does this affect the world situation?

It's too hot now, so if they don't want to wear it, that's fine, as long as they wear it outside.

Yan Hexiang pulled Yang Yunsheng back: "That's not true. We always wear underwear when we go out."

Yang Yunsheng looked at Yan Hexiang in shock: "You're all wearing underwear?"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Wear it, wear it, wear it!"

Yang Yunsheng started sending a telegram again, beep beep beep beep.

"Dear viewers, hello. You are very fortunate to receive this telegram. Today's message is that Yan Hexiang left the hotel early this morning and was chatting and laughing with a woman, behaving intimately."

Yan Hexiang pointed at himself: "Me? Coming out of the hotel and behaving intimately with a woman?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Isn't this just hype? It's the code to generating traffic!"

Yan Hexiang waved his hand: "No, no, this really won't do. If word gets out, I'll ruin my reputation!"

Yang Yunsheng thought about it and agreed that it made sense.

"In that case, if you want to unlock the secrets of data flow, you'll need to know how to play one or two musical instruments!"

Yan Hexiang said, "Indeed, if a person doesn't learn one or two musical instruments in their lifetime, their life will basically be full of regrets!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan said online, 'Dear viewers, hello. I've lived for over sixty years...'"

Yan Hexiang shouted, "Wait a minute, I'm not over sixty years old, I'll be in my thirties!"

Yang Yunsheng nodded: "Okay, okay, I'm in my thirties. Teacher Yan said, 'Dear audience friends, hello! I've lived for over thirty years and learned two musical instruments, both of which I've reached level ten!'"

Yan Hexiang exclaimed in surprise, "Wow, I also have two level 10 musical instruments!"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "Of course, you always look so handsome and dashing when you play these two instruments."

Yan Hexiang quickly asked, "Then which two instruments are they?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "These two musical instruments are called 'Air Conditioning' and 'Retreat Drum,' and you have to pay money to learn them!"

The audience was taken aback. "Forget Yan Hexiang, we can play both instruments too!" (End of Chapter)