Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

What, you want to play a mermaid?
Yang Yunsheng used his elbow to strike Yan Hexiang in the chest.

He wanted to see if Yan Hexiang could break through his defenses.

As everyone knows, elbows love to break through defenses.

Yang Yunsheng ignored Yan Hexiang and stepped into the elevator with Uncle Pan.

"Uncle Pan, which floor?"

Panzi replied, "Seventh floor!"

Yang Yunsheng smiled and said, "We're also on the seventh floor!"

Inside the elevator, Uncle Pan kept asking questions.

Yang Yunsheng naturally spoke frankly and without reservation.

After the elevator arrived, Uncle Pan said, "I'm in 706. I'll treat you to dinner tonight!"

Most people would say, "You're an elder, how can we let you spend money!"
Yang Yunsheng smiled and nodded, saying something.

"Okay!"

Yang Yunsheng lived in room 709, which was only a few rooms away from Uncle Pan.

When Yang Yunsheng moved in with Yan Hexiang, he yawned and said to Yan Hexiang, "I'm going to take a nap first. When Uncle Pan comes to call me for dinner, you can wake me up."

Yan Hexiang wasn't tired at all; in fact, he was very excited, even invigorated.

I'm about to participate in Happy Comedians. If I become famous, I can ride an electric scooter—no, I mean a motorcycle—around the world.

Go to Afghanistan first and see if shrapnel from a missile explosion can get into people's brains.

Then go to Africa and see if people in India have any ideas about lizards.

Of course, if it doesn't become popular or if they don't win the championship, then it can only prove that there is something fishy about the show!
That's right, if they can't even win the championship themselves, how can they be sure there's no behind-the-scenes manipulation?

Does that mean that crosstalk performers are no good?

If the crosstalk performance is bad, it's because the teacher is bad.

If one's own master is incompetent, that's unacceptable.

Everyone knows that Happy Comedians is the place where Deyun Society sends out its talent pool.

So, it's normal for there to be some behind-the-scenes manipulation.

Yan Hexiang went to relieve himself and came back to find that Yang Yunsheng had turned on the air conditioner.

Seriously, why doesn't Shanghai use central heating?

Is central heating really the most beloved thing for people in the north?
Yang Yunsheng had no idea what this nonsense was. He slept until night and when he woke up, he saw Yan Hexiang in the next bed scrolling through his phone looking at beautiful women.

Many people think that Yan Hexiang has a problem with his sexual orientation, but they have misunderstood him. He really does not have a problem with his sexual orientation.

Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang have been partners for two and a half years. In their private lives, Yang Yunsheng usually plays basketball and raps with Yan Hexiang.

I've never seen Yan Hexiang interacting closely with any male friends!
Besides, if Yan Hexiang really has a problem with his sexual orientation, shouldn't he be the one who's most worried?

Thinking of this, Yang Yunsheng also sat up from the bed.

Yan Hexiang continued scrolling through his phone without restraint.

I even tipped someone a couple hundred yuan when I saw one wearing black stockings.

But if you want Yan Hexiang to give too much money as a reward, he won't allow it.

Therefore, Yan Hexiang truly cannot understand those people who sell their cars and houses to tip livestreamers.

If you're so capable, why don't you sell your car and house yourself?
Yang Yunsheng stretched and asked Yan Hexiang, "By the way, what time is it now?"

Yan Hexiang replied, "It's past eight o'clock, what's wrong?"

It was past eight o'clock in the evening, which surprised Yang Yunsheng.

"No, didn't Uncle Pan come looking for me?"

Yan Hexiang shook his head: "No, I've been using Shake since this afternoon, and I haven't heard anyone knocking on the door. Why don't you call and ask?" Yang Yunsheng picked up the phone on the bedside table and hesitated.

Yan Hexiang asked curiously, "What's wrong? Are you embarrassed?"

How do I say this?

Yang Yunsheng shook his head, indicating, "It's not that I'm embarrassed, it's just that, how should I put it, I don't have his phone number!"

Yan Hexiang chuckled. It turned out that the two of them were just pretending!

When the two greeted each other before, Yan Hexiang thought they had a very good relationship!

Actually, there's nothing really that great about it!

We know each other, we're fairly familiar!
Besides, if Uncle Pan sells counterfeit alcohol in the future, can Yang Yunsheng pretend not to know him?
This incident even gave rise to an idiom.

This idiom is called "Pan Ga Zhi Jiao" (潘嘎之交).
Yang Yunsheng went to the bathroom, took a big urination, and then a small urination.

He has a question for everyone: besides standing to urinate, do men also squat to urinate?

After coming out, I didn't ask Yan Hexiang.

He pulled up his pants and said to Yan Hexiang, "Teacher Yan, would you like to eat?"

Yan Hexiang was taken aback. Eat?

You pooped in the toilet and are calling me to go eat?
What's wrong with you? Isn't that disgusting?

Seeing Yan Hexiang looking at him, Yang Yunsheng said, "I'm a little hungry. I guess Uncle Pan has forgotten too. Let's go out for barbecue!"

Yan Hexiang understood and replied, "Okay, but you have to treat me!"

Yang Yunsheng naturally said no problem, adding, to put it bluntly, this isn't Chongqing, this is Shanghai.

Barbecue in Shanghai isn't expensive, but barbecue in Chongqing is known as a "barbecue assassin"—even a Shanghainese would be overwhelmed by the bill.

That's just how barbecue assassins are.

As for rectification, you're kidding. You can get summoned for talks even if you're just doing takeout, so don't even think about rectification.

Yan Hexiang put on his pants. He had been wearing them before, since it was winter and he definitely needed to wear thermal underwear.

Even Yang Yunsheng would wear long underwear.

People living in the north can't stand not wearing long johns.

To put it simply, people from the South boast about how tough they are in winter, but if they go to the North in November or December and manage not to wear long johns, Yang Yunsheng would give them a thumbs up.

The two, wearing down jackets, went downstairs and saw Sun Yue and Yue Yunpeng.

Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue were at the front desk checking in; it seemed they were late.

Actually, it's not that late, since the show won't officially start recording until 4 PM tomorrow.

It's just that Yang Yunsheng and some other comedians arrived a little early.

When Yue Yunpeng saw Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang, he started grinding his teeth, clearly angry.

Even his eyes and face revealed a hint of murderous intent.

Yang Yunsheng cautiously asked Yan Hexiang, "He won't rush up and try to do something to you, will he?"

Yan Hexiang rolled his eyes when he heard this.

Why did he attack me? I didn't provoke him at all.

However, when it comes to Yan Hexiang's evaluation of Yue Yunpeng, it can be summed up in three words.

Can't afford it!
That's right, we just can't afford to play this game!

Back when he was with Deyun Club, he felt that this was the kind of person he was.

It's better that he's not famous, since nobody's going to spoil him!
If someone becomes famous and then gives people the cold shoulder at any time, who could stand that!
There's nothing they can do. Deyun Society is basically a celebrity management company now. Since they sent him and Teacher Sun Yue to participate in the competition, even if he doesn't become famous, they will use all their resources to make him famous! (End of this chapter)