Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

Practice makes perfect; this is not just an empty saying.

In Yang Yunsheng's view, if one can only talk the talk, one will develop a fear when facing society in the future.

Like Zhao Kuo during the Warring States period, he was just a theorist who only knew how to talk about war on paper.

Just like the booming year for online course sales, it was also a case of armchair theorists.

Yan Hexiang didn't return until almost two o'clock.

When Yan Hexiang returned, he had a smug look on his face.

It's like eating fast food outside.

Fast food, not the kind that costs three or four hundred yuan.

The fast food Yang Yunsheng was referring to was the kind that cost ten or twenty yuan, like boxed meals.

Those who think in a dirty way can be said to have unhealthy thoughts.

Seeing this, Yang Yunsheng couldn't help but say, "Teacher Yan, judging from your expression, you've had a good fast food meal! How is the fast food in Shanghai different from fast food in other places?"

Yan Hexiang replied with relish, "The fast food in Shanghai is amazing! And there's so much to choose from, unlike other cities where the selection is limited, and the food doesn't even suit my taste, some of it is even a bit dark in color. I'm talking about the rice. In short, eating fast food in Shanghai is really comfortable. It's just that I eat too much; I wonder if I'll catch any diseases!"

Every sentence is about eating, but every sentence contains another meaning.

In Yang Yunsheng's view, it was outrageous.

What kind of people are these? Can't they be serious for once?!
At your age, why are you still eating fast food? You should eat something better!
But speaking of which, opening a fast food restaurant in Shanghai should be quite profitable.

Because there are so many people in Shanghai, everyone is cutting back on food and clothing.

It seems that with cheap food delivery now available, there's no longer a need to eat fast food in Shanghai.

Yan Hexiang went to the bathroom, emptied the toilet, shook his hands twice, rinsed them, and then walked out of the bathroom.

"Let's compare our notebooks while we still have time!"

Although Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang have a good understanding, it's impossible for them to have been working together for more than ten years!

The reason is simple: even the most compatible partners need constant adjustment and practice.

Many crosstalk performers change partners like they change wives; they don't even know who will be with them for life unless they have two, three, four, or even five partners.

To put it another way, even if you've decided that this person will be your partner for a long time, you might still be able to perform crosstalk together.

However, many problems can arise during the process of performing crosstalk.

For example, your partner suddenly dies.

There are many reasons for death, such as car accidents, being cheated on, drinking pesticide, or being angered to death by one's partner. These are not unheard of.

There's also the kind who just don't want to do crosstalk anymore.

Suddenly, I lost interest in crosstalk.

There are others, such as those who broke up.

It's not impossible that someone might be all you can talk to in person, but behind your back they'd tell their fans they want to smash your skull or even make you wear a helmet.

Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang simply compared two books.

This time they presented a brand new and unique notebook.

However, during the process, Yang Yunsheng discovered some problems.

That is, he had some concerns that might not be addressed.

Audiences in Beijing and Shanghai will definitely understand the meaning of these jokes, but those in Shanghai might not.

This also illustrates that there are indeed significant differences between the cultures of the North and the South.

After figuring these things out, Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang revised the document for about twenty more minutes before walking to Tomato TV.

They thought they were early, but there were already people rehearsing long before.

For example, Uncle Pan, who is almost sixty years old, is still very hardworking.

Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue also arrived early.

Of course, the Mahua team didn't come; they were always the last to arrive.

But the pieces they brought were all very mature works that had already been performed on stage before. So they were very relaxed about this competition.

Their goal is simply to make the Mahua FunAge team famous.

To be honest, and this is what I really think.

In Yang Yunsheng's mind, he felt that the Mahua FunAge team was not as good as the Aixiao Meeting Room team.

But he only talks about these things casually.

We'll have to wait and see how it goes based on audience feedback.

But as a viewer, he felt that the Mahua FunAge team was not as good as the Ai Xiao Meeting Room team.

Unfortunately, the Mahua FunAge team also knows how to create stars.

He might have learned this from the Deyun Society.

I never expected that the Mahua FunAge team would be more successful than the Deyun Society.

Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang also arrived at their rest room.

The lounge has only one sofa and two tables.

There's nothing there except for the spaciousness.

Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang slumped onto the sofa, both very confident in their work.

There's no need to check it again; doing so would be a waste of time.

It was around 3:30 when the makeup artist came to do their makeup.

They are all comedians who are not very famous or whose fame is not significant, so naturally, Tomato TV will not prepare a separate dressing room for them. Instead, they will be in a large dressing room that can accommodate eight people at the same time.

In addition, they do not require heavy makeup.

I have only one request: to cover up blemishes.

Another point is to make yourself look a little fairer.

After all, comedians are judged by their work, not their looks.

The makeup artist this time was a woman, probably around thirty years old.

She looked very capable.

Most importantly, when she met Yang Yunsheng, she was to do his makeup in an idol or idol style.

Upon seeing this, Yang Yunsheng immediately refused.

Who is actually in love with someone who is neither male nor female?
Honestly, not many girls like this kind of thing!

Even in comedy shows, the majority of viewers are girls.

If you ask where the boys have gone, they're busy working like oxen and horses!

Therefore, in this makeup artist's opinion, applying more powder to Yang Yunsheng or giving her a smoky eye might win her a lot of votes from female viewers.

Undoubtedly, Yang Yunsheng rejected him righteously and firmly.

In his opinion, men should be more manly.

There's no other reason than that a man should act more like a man so he won't be bullied.

If you're too effeminate, you'll cry and whimper when others bully you, and you'll have to hide behind other girls.

When someone says you're acting like a girl, you can reply, "I'm not a girl!"

At this point, everyone would laugh their heads off.

If this happened in a place like Chengdu, it would be even more terrifying.

And they became even more excited.

They like effeminate boys!
Of course, the makeup artist was also a little unhappy after Yang Yunsheng refused.

She just couldn't understand why someone like Yang Yunsheng, who could have made a living based on his looks, insisted on relying on his abilities.

Isn't this just because I'm bored? (End of Chapter)