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Chapter 36 The Contest of Two Theaters

Although Yan Hexiang was not happy, he still had to go on stage to perform for the audience.

This is their job and what they have always done.

When the host called the two to the stage, Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang, wearing gray coats, walked onto the stage.

As he walked to the center of the stage, Yang Yunsheng clasped his fists and expressed his gratitude.

“Thank you, thank you for your support!”

"Come up to the stage and introduce yourself first."

Yan Hexiang said sarcastically, "Oh, you're still introducing me!"

Yang Yunsheng looked at Yan Hexiang with a puzzled expression, full of confusion.

"What's wrong with Teacher Yan? Do you have any objections to me?"

Yan Hexiang sneered: "Who in the audience doesn't know you now?"

Yang Yunsheng faced the audience, pointed at Yan Hexiang, and explained, "Please don't mind, Teacher Yan has had some minor problems recently and has a bad temper. Please be understanding!"

The audience was puzzled. How could there be anything wrong with Yan Hexiang's health? He was fine, wasn't he?
If it's not physical, it's psychological.

If it's psychological, it really can't be seen.

Yan Hexiang stretched out his hand and stopped Yang Yunsheng.

"Wait a minute, I've been having some minor issues lately."

Yang Yunsheng said seriously, "You, Mr. Yan Hexiang, you feel unwell for a few days every month. I understand that, and the audience can understand it too!"

The audience was stunned, then reacted.

After they realized what was happening, there was a burst of laughter.

It seems that Yan Hexiang is a relative.

Yan Hexiang looked at the audience and cleared his name.

"Dear audience, this is not true. He is talking nonsense!"

Then he said to Yang Yunsheng dissatisfiedly: "Just perform crosstalk properly, don't do this mess."

Yang Yunsheng looked at Yan Hexiang and made an OK gesture.

"My name is Yang Yunsheng, from Tingyunxuan, and I'm a junior student in the crosstalk world. The person standing next to me is Mr. Yan Hexiang, a former disciple of Deyun Society."

Yan Hexiang glanced down at the table and waved his hand, "Not really!"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "My name is Yang Yunsheng, and his name is Yan Hexiang. So according to the rules of the Deyun Society, even though Teacher Yan is older than me, he has to call me Senior Brother."

After listening to it, the audience felt like they had come to the wrong place.

Is this Tingyunxuan or Deyunshe?
Why am I listening to Yunxuan? I am hearing the crosstalk that should only be performed by Deyun Society.

Could it be that the "Yun" in Yang Yunsheng's name was also given by Teacher Guo?

Yan Hexiang stopped him, saying, "Stop! My He is the He in Yunhe Jiuxiao. Is your Yun the Yun in Yunhe Jiuxiao?"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head: "No!"

Yan Hexiang snorted coldly: "If it's not, how dare you say it belongs to my senior brother."

The audience felt that it made sense. Although they both had the same character "Yun", they were not related at all!
Yang Yunsheng smiled gently on the stage.

"My name, Yun, comes from my father!"

Yan Hexiang immediately followed up, "My master!"

"Oh, I see, bastard!"

Yang Yunsheng was stunned. This was completely Yan Hexiang's improvisation beyond the lines, because these two sentences were not in the script he wrote.

But after hearing this, the audience couldn't hold back any longer.

It turns out that Yang Yunsheng is Lao Guo’s illegitimate son?
So, he could indeed be Yan Hexiang’s senior brother.

Yang Yunsheng didn't admit it, but he had to admit that Yan Hexiang's two lines were very explosive and ignited the atmosphere on the scene.

Yan Hexiang is worthy of being the strongest cross-border supporting actor in the field of art in the future.

Yang Yunsheng said, "My name Yun was given to me by my father."

Yan Hexiang: "He's still my master!"

Yang Yunsheng burst out laughing, he couldn't stand it anymore.

Yan Hexiang looks very amateur by doing this.

But the audience laughed even more happily. It was not only Yan Hexiang's language skills, but also Yang Yunsheng, a funny actor, was forced to laugh at the supporting role, which is very rare to see.

Yang Yunsheng laughed for a full five, six, seven, or eight seconds. The audience did not blame Yang Yunsheng, after all, they also found it funny.

Crosstalk is meant to make the audience laugh.

They laughed, that was worth it.

After Yang Yunsheng suppressed his smile, he said, "Teacher Yan, wait until I finish. My name, Yun, was given to me by my father. Although I have nothing to do with the Deyun Society, I almost joined it once."

Yan Hexiang said he understood: "I understand, you can't join Deyun Club, so you chose to join Tingyunxuan."

At this moment, the audience has already understood that Yan Hexiang has never said that he is a crosstalk performer of Ting Yunxuan. Perhaps he is an undercover agent of Deyun Society.

He himself, including his name, represents Deyun Society.

So this crosstalk show is a competition between Ting Yunxuan and De Yun Society.

At present, Deyunshe has scored the first point.

Yang Yunsheng rolled up his sleeves and made a gesture as if he was ready to fight with Yan Hexiang.

Yan Hexiang has a nickname, Zhuangzhuang.

Guess why he is called Zhuangzhuang?
Although Yang Yunsheng is on par with Yan Hexiang in terms of height, he has a huge disadvantage in terms of body shape.

So this time, Yang Yunsheng chose to keep quiet.

In the eyes of the audience, this shows that Yang Yunsheng is a coward.

Indeed, the funny man can only have an advantage over the supporting man in terms of language.

If a real fight breaks out, the supporting actor can easily control the funny actor!

When Yan Hexiang saw Yang Yunsheng's appearance, he looked disgusted.

"Why, the funny man can't win over the supporting actor, so he's planning to fight?"

Yang Yunsheng naturally refused to admit it: "How could it be! I want to say that you are right. Because I have been applying for the Deyun Society for ten years.

When saying this, Yang Yunsheng started to cry.

Yan Hexiang frowned and said, "Don't act like you've been insulted by someone!"

The audience burst into laughter again. Indeed, Yang Yunsheng looked like a wronged young wife.

Could it be that Deyun Society is forcing men to lock up, man on top of man?

I haven't heard of anyone in Deyun Society having this habit?

Could it be the recognized queen and good guy of Deyun Society, the one who smokes, drinks, and has a perm?
Yang Yunsheng pretended to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes and said, "Really, Deyun Society is really good. They never gave me any trouble during the exams. Otherwise, I wouldn't have failed the exams for ten years."

A burst of laughter came from below, the laughter was so intense that it made people feel overwhelmed.

One of the older brothers said, "Yes, I also applied to the Deyun Society. They are very friendly and the senior brothers never bully the junior brothers!"

Yan Hexiang said with satisfaction: "This person is right!"

Soon, he became suspicious again.

"Why do I feel like I'm being sarcastic?"

When the big brother saw many people around him looking at him, he looked calm.

Yang Yunsheng said: "It seems that this elder brother is a confidant. When we applied for the exam, they were all very gentle and not strict at all."

Yan Hexiang put his hands on his hips and asked, "No, you said that as if you have suffered a great injustice!"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head and waved his hands: "No, I did this voluntarily!"

"Voluntary?"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "Let me put it this way. Since you want to join the Deyun Society, it's only natural that you buy something for the examiner!"

Yan Hexiang wondered, "What's going on?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "On the day I first applied for the exam, the examiner gave me five yuan and told me to buy a pack of Huazi and a bottle of Yanghe Daqu. The rest of the money was mine."

Yan Hexiang looked surprised, and the audience was also paying close attention.

“Is there anything left of this?”

Yan Hexiang quickly added another sentence.

"Who are you talking about?"

(End of this chapter)