Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan
Chapter 364 has turned the audience into embryos.
While watching backstage, Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang also occasionally discussed the script.
Because the script they used today doesn't really fit their style.
Overall, they were still willing to submit this work to the competition.
Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang slowly walked onto the stage only after the staff called them to come up.
First, as usual, after going on stage, one person stands next to the table and the other person stands inside the table.
When Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang walked onto the stage, the audience began to applaud enthusiastically.
Yang Yunsheng also expressed his gratitude, saying, "Thank you for the applause, everyone. There's no need to clap anymore, really no need to clap anymore."
Yan Hexiang patted Yang Yunsheng on the shoulder and said, "Hey, are you trying to get applause here?"
Yang Yunsheng was displeased and said, "How can you ask for applause? I'm begging my benefactors!"
Yan Hexiang scoffed, "Look at you, you pathetic sight!"
Yang Yunsheng continued, "My name is Yang Yunsheng, and I am a crosstalk performer from Tingyunxuan. As a novice in the crosstalk world, some of the audience members here today know me, and some do not."
The audience shouted, "We know them!"
Yan Hexiang's next sentence is, "That's right, you're not that famous yet!"
But the audience recognized him immediately, so Yan Hexiang had to change his lyrics on the spot.
"Everyone knows you!"
Yang Yunsheng said, "Thank you. In that case, let me introduce myself. My name is Yang Yunsheng, a crosstalk performer from Tingyunxuan. My talent is limited, and my skill level is average. As for my looks and physique..."
Yan Hexiang asked, "What?"
Yang Yunsheng said smugly, "It's nothing to mention, nothing to mention at all!"
However, coupled with Yang Yunsheng's affected performance, it seems that this insignificant thing is actually quite noteworthy.
The audience below laughed because Yang Yunsheng's appearance is outstanding even in the world of crosstalk.
Most people really can't compare.
Therefore, Yang Yunsheng is being excessively modest, and excessive modesty is tantamount to arrogance.
Yan Hexiang said with a smile, "You're quite modest today!"
Yang Yunsheng then put his hand on Yan Hexiang's shoulder and said, "Let me also give you a proper introduction to my partner standing next to me!"
Yan Hexiang said with a big smile, "It's finally time to introduce me!"
Yang Yunsheng said with a smug grin, "My partner is nothing to brag about!"
At this moment, Yan Hexiang was stunned, realizing that he had truly become insignificant.
The audience burst into laughter, realizing that Yang Yunsheng's joke was meant to be there!
This burden is indeed hilarious.
If one person is insignificant, that's because they've already been introduced; if another person is insignificant, then they truly are insignificant.
Most importantly, they have no name or surname, so no introduction is needed.
Yan Hexiang looked at the audience and said with dissatisfaction, "Let's see who's still clapping and who's still laughing!"
Yan Hexiang then said to Yang Yunsheng, "Oh, after you introduced yourself, I'm not worth mentioning anymore. You're too lazy to even say my name. Is that how you behave?"
Yang Yunsheng sighed and offered an explanation.
"Yan Hexiang, Teacher Yan, it's not that I'm unwilling to introduce you by name, it's just that no one would care even if I did!"
Yang Yunsheng even mobilized the audience for this purpose.
"Dear viewers, isn't that right?"
The audience, naturally, followed the lead comedian's lead and tried to exploit the supporting comedian. "Yes!"
Yang Yunsheng said proudly, "Teacher Yan, listen to this! This is the audience's cheers!"
Yan Hexiang was already angry and said to the audience, "So you all help the straight man and bully us straight men? But I don't care today. I'm going to have my name on this stage too."
Yang Yunsheng also felt that Yan Hexiang's words made sense.
"Alright, alright, then I'll introduce you to the audience!"
"That's more like it!" Yan Hexiang nodded in satisfaction.
However, Yang Yunsheng soon hesitated and paused for a moment.
He said, "Teacher Yan, why don't you introduce yourself?"
Yan Hexiang asked curiously, "Wait, isn't it always the comedian who introduces his partner on stage? Why do I have to introduce myself?"
Yang Yunsheng sighed and said, "Teacher Yan, it's not that I'm unwilling to introduce you. It's just that you look like a panda who's been staying up all night. People might think you've been doing some kind of time management or group activities. I really don't know how to introduce you. Besides, if I do introduce you, the audience will applaud because of me, it has nothing to do with you!"
Yan Hexiang sneered, "Fine, so you don't have any viewers who like me anymore!"
Yang Yunsheng gestured and said, "Then you should give it a try!"
"Let's give it a try," Yan Hexiang said, showing no fear whatsoever.
After performing crosstalk for so long, don't you have any audience members who like you?
Yan Hexiang smiled and introduced himself: "Hello everyone, I am Yan Hexiang, a crosstalk performer from Tingyunxuan. I don't know why my partner keeps slandering me, but I believe I still have many fans who like me."
When the audience heard Yan Hexiang's self-introduction, they began to applaud and cheer.
Yan Hexiang revealed a smug expression and said to Yang Yunsheng, "Listen, the audience still likes me quite a bit."
Yang Yunsheng agreed, saying, "Yes, the audience really likes you. I can understand why they like you. Because they all love their grandsons."
Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng with suspicion and asked, "What do you mean by this?"
Yang Yunsheng replied, "Didn't I just say on stage that the audience is my bread and butter, just like your grandparents? On an occasion like today, of course the audience has to support you!"
The audience burst out laughing, unable to hold back their laughter any longer.
I feel like I've been promoted to a higher generation.
Yan Hexiang quickly pulled Yang Yunsheng back, saying, "This is outrageous! I'm practically begging everyone to submit to you!"
The audience burst into laughter again; these two's crosstalk was just so entertaining.
Taking advantage is done subtly, not in a blatant way like, "I'm your father!"
Yang Yunsheng has never directly expressed his care since he started performing crosstalk.
He said something like, "Yan Hexiang, I'm actually your father!"
This makes it seem rather meaningless, and the audience is tired of hearing this kind of crosstalk.
But when the audience hears Yang Yunsheng's sarcastic remarks, especially when it comes to them being grandparents, they don't care if someone says they are old.
Yang Yunsheng smiled and explained, "Teacher Yan, what I mean is, the audience is like family to us! Our viewers, right?"
The audience nodded: "Yes!"
Yan Hexiang did not object to this point, as it is also a way to bring the audience closer.
They won't be able to be stingy when it comes to voting later. (End of Chapter)
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