Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

The audience looked up, all staring at Yang Yunsheng with such curiosity.

They were particularly interested in knowing what Qin Shi Huang's surname was.

There were also audience members whispering among themselves.

What they were talking about was nothing more than the question of what Qin Shi Huang's surname was.

Even backstage, Yue Yunpeng looked at Sun Yue.

"Teacher Sun, what was Qin Shi Huang's surname?"

Sun Yue hesitated for a moment before saying, "Qin Shi Huang, his surname was Ying, his clan name was Zhao, and his given name was Zheng."

Yue Yunpeng was completely bewildered. What the heck?

So, is the surname Ying or Zhao?
Will Yang Yunsheng's baggage later be surnamed Ying Zhao?
In that case, I would have to look down on him.

Yan Hexiang hesitated for a moment before saying, "This First Emperor was neither surnamed Ying nor Zhao. You're not going to tell me that his surname was Qin, are you?"

The audience chuckled, "That's a great joke!"

Qin Shi Huang, Qin Shi Huang, of course he was surnamed Qin!

Yang Yunsheng still insisted, "That's not right!"

At this moment, everyone's curiosity was truly piqued.

If even the surname Qin is incorrect, then he has no surname at all.

Yan Hexiang retorted with dissatisfaction, "Then tell me, what was Qin Shi Huang's surname?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled and said to Yan Hexiang, "Teacher Yan, you didn't know this? It seems your college entrance exam bachelor's degree isn't as valuable as my self-taught bachelor's degree!"

Before Yan Hexiang could speak, another sigh came from the audience.

"Shut up!"

Clearly, the value of a bachelor's degree obtained through the national college entrance examination (Gaokao) is vastly different from that of a self-taught bachelor's degree like Yang Yunsheng's.

However, Yang Yunsheng's question was one that undergraduate students who passed the college entrance examination could not answer.

Let alone undergraduates, even graduate students and doctoral students don't know what Qin Shi Huang's surname was!

Yan Hexiang said with disdain, "Look at you, hurry up and tell everyone, what was Qin Shi Huang's surname?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Then you have to admit that your undergraduate degree is not as good as mine!"

The audience stared wide-eyed, amazed that such a thing could be done.

If Yan Hexiang really said that the value of a degree from Dijing Chemical Engineering University is not as high as that of a self-taught bachelor's degree, will Dijing University of Science and Technology expel him from the list?

But there are no distinctions of rank on stage, only rules to follow off stage.

For Teikyo University of Chemical Technology, it shouldn't be that bad!
Yan Hexiang said helplessly, "Fine, fine, my undergraduate degree is not as good as yours!"

Yang Yunsheng held up one finger and waved his hand.

"No, no, no, it's Imperial University of Chemical Technology. A self-study bachelor's degree is much better!"

The audience burst into laughter; this guy was really pushing his luck.

If Yan Hexiang really said that, he will only have a high school diploma left.

Because of his university, they could really expel him from the list.

After being expelled, he'll only have a high school diploma left!
Yan Hexiang grabbed Yang Yunsheng's hair and threatened, "Tell me or I'll pluck it all out of your head!"

The audience had never seen anything like this before, with someone pulling their partner's hair like that.

To be honest, this is normal.

Yang Yunsheng's early crosstalk performances were all like this.

However, back then, it was Chen Yuhao who took advantage of him.

After partnering with Yan Hexiang, Yan Hexiang also took advantage of the situation once or twice.

However, most of the time, neither of them needs to use this method to please the audience anymore.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Let go, I'll talk, I'll talk, okay!"

Yan Hexiang released Yang Yunsheng, his face showing displeasure.

"Why didn't you just agree to this sooner? Why did I have to resort to such methods? Tell me, what was Qin Shi Huang's surname?"

Yang Yunsheng addressed the audience, saying, "Qin Shi Huang, of course, was surnamed Da!"

"what?"

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng in surprise, thinking he had misheard.

The audience below the stage was also stunned.

The comedians backstage were also dumbfounded.

Uncle Pan spoke up, "What did Yang Yunsheng just say? That Qin Shi Huang's surname was Da?" Jia Lin, sitting next to Uncle Pan, explained, "It seems like he said his surname was Da, but we don't know which Da it was!"

Soon, Yan Hexiang asked on behalf of everyone.

"Your surname is 'Da,' but which 'Da'?"

Yang Yunsheng explained: "The radical for 'hand' on the lid, and the character '丁' (ding) on ​​it, that's what it means to 'hit'!"

Yan Hexiang chuckled on stage.

"How could you say 'hit' when you hit someone? How could Qin Shi Huang have the surname 'hit'?"

The audience also looked incredulous, if Qin Shi Huang's surname was Da.

I wash my hair while standing upside down.

You eat shit in the toilet.

He ran naked at Hongqiao Airport.

Yang Yunsheng was displeased and said, "I know you don't believe it, but Qin Shi Huang himself said it."

Yan Hexiang stared at Yang Yunsheng in astonishment and asked incredulously, "Qin Shi Huang said it himself? In which book did he say it himself?"

The audience stared intently at Yang Yunsheng; his expression didn't seem fake.

Could it be that Qin Shi Huang's surname was actually "Da"?

But it sounds so unreliable!

Everyone was completely captivated by Yang Yunsheng.

We were just waiting for him to give his answer.

Yang Yunsheng chuckled once, then chuckled twice more.

"What do you mean by saying it in a book? Why would you say it in a book?"

Yan Hexiang asked in bewilderment, "If it wasn't said by the person in the book, then when and where was it said?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "It was last week, we talked about it on the phone."

"Ok?"

Not to mention Yan Hexiang, the audience was stunned.

Not only were the audience stunned, but everyone present was also stunned.

Last week, I watched a TV series on my phone, perhaps through a video app.
Yan Hexiang pressed further, "Explain yourself clearly, what does this have to do with Qin Shi Huang's surname being Da?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "Of course there's a connection. Last week, I encountered Qin Shi Huang on my mobile QQ."

Yan Hexiang asked, "What did he say?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "He said, 'I, Qin Shi Huang, send me money!'"

The audience roared with laughter, their laughter deafening. Even the director and camera crew were doubled over with laughter.

Yan Hexiang was stunned and didn't know how to continue praising him.

Yang Yunsheng patted Yan Hexiang's chest and said, "I, Qin Shihuang, am a money-grubber! Qin Shihuang, isn't my surname 'da' (meaning 'to hit')?"

Yang Yunsheng looked smug as he said this.

Yan Hexiang stood there in a daze for about ten seconds before pointing at Yang Yunsheng and saying, "You, you get out of here!"

Yang Yunsheng asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"

Yan Hexiang said, "Are you treating people like idiots?"

Yang Yunsheng spread his hands and said, "But I believe it! I believe he is Qin Shi Huang! He also said that he urgently needs five hundred dollars to return to Shaanxi, and once Xianyang is recaptured, he will appoint me as the crown prince!"

The audience was getting impatient; they were increasingly looking forward to what was to come.

Yan Hexiang said, "So you transferred money to him?"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head: "No!"

Yan Hexiang asked curiously, "Then why don't you turn around?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "He said he would make me the crown prince, but I'm different from you; I prefer to be someone's son!"

Yan Hexiang laughed and shoved Yang Yunsheng: "Get lost!"

The two then bowed to thank the audience.

The audience erupted in applause; the show was so popular that there was no one left to take over.

Whoever takes the hit will die!

P.S.: This is my original stand-up comedy routine. What do you think? (End of Chapter)