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Yang Yunsheng thought to himself, what if he were them?

If a celebrity comes from the village, will things turn out the same way?

He discovered that he might do the same thing.

So, this is human nature.

On the 29th day of the twelfth lunar month, Yang Ji glanced at the room full of gifts and chuckled, "How about we open a small shop? If we sell all these things, we could probably make ten thousand yuan!"

I'm not kidding, the gifts people come to my house to pick up are all things like milk, rice crackers, alcohol, and cigarettes.

Saying it's ten thousand yuan is an understatement.

Yang Yunlan also looked complicated. She hadn't expected that, because of the celebrity effect, her family would be celebrating a happy occasion every day.

If I had known it would turn out like this, I would have just left an account book outside.

These are all jokes, but it's really tiring.

Yang Yunlan even inexplicably gained many good friends.

These good friends were some she met during her school days, and others she didn't.

I don't know why we became good friends.

Yang Yunlan could only pray that no one would come to her house tomorrow, Lunar New Year's Eve.

It would be really tiring to come!
This year, Empress Dowager Qin stayed at home and didn't raise any pets; she just ran the small restaurant in town.

When Yang Yunsheng and Yang Yunlan returned, the trunk and back seat of their car were filled with New Year's goods.

Some of these New Year's goods were bought by Liu Ying, and some were gifts from Yang Yunlan's fans.

Anyway, I brought back all the high-value items.

The items of average value were left in the capital, to be given to friends later.

It's not that I look down on my friend, which is why I gave them something of average value.

If you give a gift that is too expensive to a friend, it will become very troublesome for the other person to reciprocate.

Well, it's like a butterfly that can't fly across the ocean.

Why can't butterflies fly across the ocean? It's because your friend didn't board your grand cruise ship!

Anyway, Yang Yunsheng bought the New Year's goods in advance and brought them back.

Of course, Empress Dowager Qin also went to town and bought some side dishes.

Yang Yunsheng certainly wouldn't have brought back side dishes all the way from the capital!

Although it's not very far, it still takes several hours to drive there.

On New Year's Eve, Yang Yunsheng's family ate their New Year's Eve dinner at 5:30 pm.

In the morning, Yang Yunlan and Empress Dowager Qin were cooking, while Yang Yunsheng was going to visit the graves.

Besides one's own father's, there are naturally other ancestors'.

It's impossible that Yang Yunsheng's father was born from a stone and had no other relatives.

Actually, we are, but we're not very close.

They've developed a good habit.

Seeing that his own family was doing very well, he didn't bother to get involved.

After the New Year's Eve dinner, the natural thing to do is watch the Spring Festival Gala.

Actually, no.

The TV was on, but no one was watching it.

There was no sound outside.

The main reason why there was no sound is that fireworks and firecrackers are now banned.

They euphemistically call it "polluting the environment."

So many cars emit exhaust fumes on the road every day, yet they don't pollute the environment.

But during these two days of the Lunar New Year, setting off some fireworks and firecrackers is considered polluting the environment. Who can you complain to about this?

What's even more outrageous is that some trash has appeared on the ocean, and ordinary people suffer after a hard day's get off work when they get home.

It's very puzzling, extremely puzzling.

What does it have to do with me if there's trash on the ocean?

I dreamt about the ocean last night?
Did you take a trip in the ocean?
To put it bluntly, only someone who wets the bed would feel like they've been swimming in the ocean while sleeping.

Just do what you're told; that's the right thing to do. Otherwise, if you get blamed, it'll definitely be because of you.

The most outrageous ones are probably the advertising copy on television.

They always try to drag you into the abyss and impose some inexplicable ideas on you.

Does it actually concern you?

There's clearly no connection, but in their eyes, it's your problem.

Therefore, it goes without saying how difficult life is.

Even wanting to be yourself is impossible; you also have to shoulder certain responsibilities.

Even wanting to have a peaceful New Year is met with criticism.

Just because there are a few idiots doesn't mean you can skip the New Year!

Anyway, many times, if you want to be happy, you have to go crazy.

Only by going mad and killing everyone equally can one find happiness.

After all, talking about these things now is less worthwhile than writing stand-up comedy.

Sometimes, the charm of stand-up comedy is truly unmatched.

All in all, all in all.

No idiot would think that the words "stand-up comedy" are all banned words!
If that's really the case, why don't you reincarnate?
In addition, Yang Yunsheng felt that the lifestyle in rural areas now is very different from that in the past.

The simplest example is the placement of the television.

Yang Yunsheng can no longer understand the placement of the television set.

In the past, if people had a television, they would definitely put it on the first floor.

That way, when outsiders come, we can watch TV together.

Things are different now; everyone has moved their TVs to the living room on the second floor.

I'm just afraid someone will come up to watch TV!

I don't know if it's because of different ideas, but there's a TV on the first floor, so people can chat and watch TV at the same time.

It's different now; it's just empty talk!
Yang Yunsheng glanced at the TV and decided to go out for a walk.

This year's Spring Festival Gala can be summed up in two words: garbage.

Yes, garbage!
Yang Yunsheng is just that straightforward and direct.

Can't we even talk about trash anymore?
"It can't be that bad," Yang Yunsheng thought. "Nobody is petty."

Besides the Spring Festival Gala's directing team!

Yang Yunsheng went out and wandered around outside. He found that everyone was gathered together playing cards.

During the Chinese New Year, people are in a leisurely and carefree mood; everyone understands that.

Yang Yunsheng saw a man taking out money, one hundred-yuan bills at a time, and he had already taken out seven or eight bills.

He never deals big hands, he just likes to play recklessly.

Yang Yunsheng understood that since it was the Lunar New Year, it wasn't appropriate to give money directly to everyone after working outside. This method was a way of distributing benefits to everyone.

Some people asked Yang Yunsheng if he would play, but although Yang Yunsheng was very wealthy, he was really not interested in this.

He had long ago sworn an oath to refuse gambling, drugs, and ping-pong.

Is this the truth?
In short, if you want to be rich in this life, there's a saying that goes, "Don't get involved with these two things."

If anyone asks, there's also yellow!

Yellow, yellow in the sky.

Heaven is above!
When Yang Yunsheng went to other homes, he found that women were staying at home, watching TV or chatting.

Instantly, Yang Yunsheng's fists hardened.

Why should it be this way or that way?

Now she feels like she's no longer called Yang Yunsheng, but the Queen of Stand-up Comedy!

I just want to throw a couple of punches when I have nothing else to do.

It wasn't like fighting randomly, like practicing Tai Chi.

But the reason Yang Yunsheng didn't do that was because he was a man.

You can be offensive, but you can't take risks!
Otherwise, crosstalk would truly become just stand-up comedy. (End of Chapter)