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Chapter 48: Suggestion to Reopen

CCTV?

What happened to CCTV?
The people in CCTV are not human, right?

Of course, Yang Yunsheng could only complain in his heart, but he had to smile on the surface.

Yang Yunsheng said, "CCTV must have a reason for taking money from me. They might even issue me an invoice!"

Yan Hexiang emphasized: "Remember, you have to issue an invoice!"

To be honest, Yan Hexiang didn't understand why Yang Yunsheng insisted on asking him to say the three words "issue invoice".

When discussing the script, Yan Hexiang had a better way to support the main role, but was rejected by Yang Yunsheng.

Yang Yunsheng seems to be particularly obsessed with the three words "invoice".

When Yan Hexiang asked about it, Yang Yunsheng said he would know later.

Yang Yunsheng said, "The reason I paid the money and came to the crosstalk conference was because I heard that last year's second place winner was Mr. Hou Zhenhou!"

Yan Hexiang exclaimed, "Hou Zhen, Mr. Hou's eldest grandson, you know him!"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head: "I don't know him!"

When Yan Hexiang heard this, he looked puzzled.

"No, why don't you know Ti Houzhen?"

Yang Yunsheng said: "Although I don't know Hou Zhen, I have heard stories about him!"

Yan Hexiang was puzzled: "Hou Zhen also has a story?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Master Guo, this is the intangible cultural heritage that Mr. Hou left to Deyun Society!"

Yan Hexiang was frightened and his eyes widened.

"That's no nonsense!"

The audience didn't laugh, and this sentence didn't have any meaning, but they were thinking deeply.

Not only the audience was thinking deeply, but the three hosts, Li Yong, Zhu Jun and Wang Guan were also thinking deeply.

Of course, the three judges, The King of Sketches, I Miss You So Much, and Pirated JJ Lin, were all pondering the meaning of Yang Yunsheng's words.

Intangible cultural heritage?
Hou Zhen?

Seems to make sense!

Yang Yunsheng made an OK gesture and said, "I asked someone to get Hou Zhen's phone number!"

Yan Hexiang patted Yang Yunsheng gently with his hand, somewhat confused.

"Wait a moment, you asked someone to get Hou Zhen's phone number? Aren't you familiar with Hou Zhen?"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "I knew he came in second, so I wanted to ask him for advice. With such a background, how could he only come in second?"

"That's the truth!" Yan Hexiang blurted out.

But soon, Yan Hexiang started to get angry.

"Hey, that's not right! Crosstalk relies on strength. We can't give Hou Zhen preferential treatment just because he's Mr. Hou's grandson!"

The audience still didn't laugh because they couldn't laugh.

The crosstalk performed by Yang Yunsheng this time is very reflective.

Those with backgrounds can’t get first place, so what should those without backgrounds do?

It’s no wonder that Yang Yunsheng is so pessimistic. He was reborn from the future and is very familiar with the future.

In short, the lives of ordinary people are not very good.

Especially when looking for a job, it is like a huge crowd crossing a single-plank bridge.

Take a friend in Chongqing as an example. They found a job locally, but the salary was even lower than in India.

In this case, how are poor people supposed to get married and have children?
It is said that poverty cannot last for more than three generations, that is because once you become poor, there is no fourth generation.

But while crosstalk makes people think, it is ultimately meant to make others laugh.

Yang Yunsheng said, "I called Hou Zhen and asked, 'Little Hou!'" "Little Hou?"

Yang Yunsheng said: "Yes, it seems friendly!"

Yan Hexiang said angrily: "How can this be friendly? This is disrespectful!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Then call me Mr. Hou. I called Mr. Hou, and when the call was connected, he said, 'I don't want to buy a house, take out a loan, or borrow money. Go ahead!'"

Yan Hexiang chuckled, and the audience also laughed.

"Hey, it seems Mr. Hou thinks you're a salesman!"

Yang Yunsheng looked calm and continued, "I told Mr. Hou that I am Yang Yunsheng. We met when Cao Yunjin was still at Deyun Society!"

Yan Hexiang said in disbelief, "Didn't Mr. Hou get angry with you for mentioning Cao Yunjin?"

Yang Yunsheng waved his hand: "No, Mr. Hou is very generous! He said "Oh", it's Yang Yunsheng, I remember now. Yang Yunsheng, I don't want to borrow money!"

Yan Hexiang said with a look of disgust: "Well, are you used to borrowing or what?"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head. "I never borrowed any money. I just wanted to congratulate Mr. Hou on winning second place. I said, 'Mr. Hou, congratulations on winning second place in the crosstalk competition!' Mr. Hou cursed, saying, 'Are you sick?' and hung up on me."

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng strangely, and the audience was also curious as to why he hung up the phone.

Curiosity is the desire to know how things will develop next.

The stories told by Yang Yunsheng are so fascinating.

Yan Hexiang asked, "So why did Mr. Hou call you sick?"

Yang Yunsheng said with a sad face: "That's because I'm really sick!"

"what?"

This "Ah" was uttered by the audience and Yan Hexiang together.

Even "JJ Lin" exclaimed, and he didn't believe that Yang Yunsheng was really sick.

Yang Yunsheng pointed at his face and said, "Have you noticed anything different about me recently?"

Yan Hexiang observed for a moment and replied, "I have acne!"

The audience laughed wildly, and Yang Yunsheng couldn't hold back. He bit his lips tightly and exhaled deeply.

Every time Yan Hexiang performs, he always unexpectedly says some lines that are not in the script.

If it weren't for Yang Yunsheng, the others would have been driven crazy by him.

It was also the first time that the King of Sketches laughed out loud.

But soon, he leaned his elbow against the judges' table, covered the left half of his face with his palm, and his body twitched.

Obviously, he was laughing very happily.

Yang Yunsheng picked up the rhythm again and said, "No, it's you who hasn't noticed that I'm getting more and more handsome?"

The audience began to cheer, and Yan Hexiang also laughed.

"Listen, this is the voice of the audience."

Yang Yunsheng said, "You don't understand the troubles of handsome guys like us. I can only go to the hospital to see a doctor and ask why I am so handsome. Even Daniel Wu has to wait in line behind me."

The audience began to applaud again. They admitted that Yang Yunsheng was quite handsome in the crosstalk world. After all, the crosstalk world was full of ugly people.

But if you want to say who is more handsome than Daniel Wu, except for a man named Yang Hen Ge, anyone else in the world who says they are more handsome than Daniel Wu is shameless.

Except, dear readers!
Yan Hexiang sighed and said, "Daniel Wu is indeed second only to you in terms of shamelessness!"

Yang Yunsheng didn't care about Yan Hexiang's ridicule at all. Did he force him to admit that he was more handsome than Daniel Wu?

Maybe in Yan Hexiang's mind, he is not as handsome as him.

Especially after washing their hair, every man looking at himself in the mirror becomes inexplicably confident.

If you feel ugly when you look in the mirror after washing your hair, then it's over, you are really ugly.

Suggest reopening!
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