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Chapter 64 I Understood It When I Was Young
Yan Hexiang let go of Yang Yunsheng's hair and snorted coldly.

Yang Yunsheng glanced at Yan Hexiang cautiously and said softly, "Sister-in-law, don't open your eyes. I am my brother Yan!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Because this joke is more innovative than the saying that nothing tastes better than dumplings, and nothing is more fun than my sister-in-law.

Yang Yunsheng has been bombarded by the information explosion. The Internet in 2012 was not as good at creating memes as it is now.

Yan Hexiang was about to attack again, and Yang Yunsheng quickly ran away several steps.

In response, Yan Hexiang could only wave to Yang Yunsheng.

"come over!"

Yang Yunsheng refused: "I won't go!"

Yan Hexiang was at a loss for words and asked, "Then will you continue to perform crosstalk?"

This time, Yang Yunsheng walked back to Yan Hexiang's side, while also being on guard against Yan Hexiang.

When Yang Yunsheng walked to Yan Hexiang, Yan Hexiang raised his hands and started cursing.

"I really want to slap you in the face!"

Yan Hexiang didn't smoke, he was just talking.

After all, there is no distinction between big and small on stage, but rules are set off stage.

On the stage, Yang Yunsheng talked about herself and Yan Hexiang's wife, and Yan Hexiang would not get angry.

Because Yan Hexiang has no wife!

Of course, that’s not the case.

Even if Yan Hexiang really had a wife, Yang Yunsheng would not do anything to let Yan Hexiang down.

Even if Yan Hexiang's wife is willing, Yang Yunsheng will not do it!

Seeing this, Yang Yunsheng said to the audience, "As everyone knows, I was just joking with Teacher Yan. The tradition in our crosstalk world is that no matter what you say on stage, your partner won't get angry. Even if I said Teacher Yan's father had died, he would just laugh."

The audience couldn't hold it in any longer, even though they said that.

But Yang Yunsheng is so direct. Is this really a good thing?

In fact, ethical gags and father-son gags are very common in the crosstalk world.

If the supporting actor gets angry, he can't do his job.

The supporting actor lost his loved ones on stage. Although it was very frustrating, there was nothing he could do. When the funny actor made up the jokes, he had to give half of the money to the supporting actor.

It doesn’t mean that the more the comedian puts in, the more money he gets.

In short, the supporting actor must be kind and generous.

But he is Yan Hexiang, known as an offensive supporting actor.

When Yan Hexiang heard Yang Yunsheng say that his father was dead, Yan Hexiang replied.

"Your father is dead!"

Yan Hexiang didn't know that Yang Yunsheng's father was dead, but Yang Yunlan knew.

She frowned and looked at Yan Hexiang, and even felt a little sad.

Because many times, people who don’t have a father will be ridiculed as a wild child without a father.

Especially when we are young, those people don’t understand things, so they can be particularly hurtful.

After graduating from elementary school, that is, after junior high and high school, everyone understands it, and if it is mentioned accidentally, they will say sorry.

In fact, Yang Yunlan didn’t feel anything. Even though she was only with her mother and brother, she still felt that she had lived a happy life over the years.

Yang Yunsheng would not be angry when he heard what Yan Hexiang said.

He smiled and said, "Teacher Yan is right. My father really has passed away!"

Yan Hexiang was stunned, and the audience was also stunned.

They didn't know whether what Yang Yunsheng said was true or false.

Although there is no distinction between the big and small on stage, if the comedian says that his father has really passed away, it is most likely true.

Yang Yunsheng could still say it with a smile, and they immediately admired Yang Yunsheng.

In Yang Yunsheng's view, there is nothing to admire. Everything he does is to make money.

I believe that if my father heard it, he would not blame me.

Besides, this is also true.

The following jokes, although also very funny, always made the audience feel more distressed.

The effect on the scene is actually not that significant.

Yang Yunsheng discovered that if anyone ever mentioned that Yan Hexiang’s father was dead or that “his whole family was wiped out”, he must never let him mention his own father.

After going down, Yan Hexiang must also pay attention.

However, this script, which relied heavily on the two people's improvisation later on, has completely gone off track.

But overall, nothing went wrong.

After Yang Yunsheng finished his performance, he heard Yang Yunlan's voice behind him backstage.

"elder brother!"

Yang Yunsheng turned around, looked at Yang Yunlan, and a smile appeared on his face.

Yang Yunlan, however, threw herself into Yang Yunsheng's arms.

Before Yang Yunsheng had time to ask what was going on, Yang Yunlan spoke.

"Brother, I didn't expect you to say that making money from crosstalk is so difficult!"

Yang Yunsheng was a little surprised. Isn’t it difficult to make money from crosstalk?
In fact, compared with other industries, it is easy to make money by telling crosstalk.

In addition, it might be extremely difficult when you first start learning crosstalk.

If you can't remember the running lines or tongue twisters, or even get stuck, the teacher will hit you with a ruler.

It's solid, and when you hit it, it can make people cry out in pain!
But in the end, there are still many people who have learned it and made a living by crosstalk.

Yang Yunsheng patted Yang Yunlan's head and comforted her, "It's no big deal! If you think my life is not easy, then work hard and strive to build Dongfeng Express in the future to bring honor to our Yang family!"

Really, Yang Yunsheng really thought so.

He no longer has any chance now. The most he can do is become a well-known crosstalk artist in the entertainment industry, or become the richest man, possibly in Tianjin, maybe in Beijing, maybe in China, or even in the world.

But it is absolutely impossible for Yang Yunsheng to design weapons to make China stronger.

Yang Yunlan could do it. Yang Yunsheng even thought that if Yang Yunlan became successful one day, she would return to Tianjin to become the top or second-in-command, or join the most inspiring Red Heart Group.

Whenever Yang Yunsheng walks out, he can grow a tail that reaches up to the sky.

Yan Hexiang was surprised when he saw Yang Yunsheng hugging a girl.

After Yang Yunsheng's introduction, Yan Hexiang learned that this girl was Yang Yunsheng's biological sister, named Yang Yunlan.

But this little girl looked at me with an unfriendly look. What did this mean?
Could it be because the matter of his father was mentioned on stage?
Yan Hexiang really didn't know, but he felt that with Yang Yunsheng's personality, he wouldn't mind.

Yang Yunsheng really doesn't mind. He didn't mind when he was a child.

Whenever someone used these words to describe Yang Yunlan, he would ride on the person and wave his fists.

Look at how we were young, we all knew how to ride on girls.

At my age now, including in my previous life, I almost became a bachelor.

Yan Hexiang thought about it and decided that he could only invite Yang Yunlan to dinner as an apology.

But Yang Yunlan did not agree. She wanted to go back to school with her roommates.

Before leaving, Yang Yunlan whispered something in Yang Yunsheng's ear.

"Brother, this guy surnamed Yan doesn't look as pleasing to the eye as Brother Yuhao!"

Yang Yunsheng could only smile at this.

In terms of appearance, Chen Yuhao is definitely more handsome.

But in terms of supporting ability, Chen Yuhao ten years later is no match for Yan Hexiang today.

Yan Hexiang is truly that kind of supporting actor who is low-key yet very capable.

(End of this chapter)