Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

Chapter 83 I always want to do something for the world

"You don't even know the difference between arts and science. Are you sure you're in high school, not a vocational school?"

Yang Yunsheng was unwilling. Why did he end up going to a vocational school?
Although there is nothing wrong with going to a vocational school, Yan Hexiang has distorted the facts.

"I really went to high school. As for what you mean by liberal arts and science, I really don't know!"

There were gasps from the audience, and some even waved their hands, and the theater was filled with sighs.

Yan Hexiang said: "Liberal arts are politics, history and geography, and science is physics, chemistry and biology!"

When Yang Yunsheng heard this, he blinked.

“There’s no language in the liberal arts?”

Yan Hexiang explained unhappily, "Whether you're studying arts or science, you have to learn Chinese."

Yang Yunsheng finally understood: "I understand. In other words, Chinese is a science subject."

Then he asked, "What about English and math?"

Yan Hexiang chuckled twice: "You said you went to high school, what did you study in high school?"

Yang Yunsheng scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed.

"I've forgotten a lot of my memories from high school. I just remember that Zhang San and I were busy picking up girls!"

When they heard the word "pick up girls", the audience's eyes lit up.

What a great motorcycle!
Just pick up girls, pick up girls, it’s really up to you!
Yan Hexiang was surprised and asked, "You guys didn't study hard in high school, and you're actually thinking about dating?"

Yang Yunsheng rarely showed a hint of shyness and felt a little embarrassed.

"I don't want to either! Zhang San and I are in the same class and we're desk mates. With his family background, a lot of girls like him!"

Yan Hexiang asked doubtfully, "No, that's Zhang San picking up girls. What does that have to do with you?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "You don't understand this! So many girls wrote love letters to Zhang San. As his deskmate, you have to screen them all for him and check them out!"

Yan Hexiang narrowed his eyes and revealed a lewd expression.

“How do you check it?”

Yang Yunsheng said, "If you want me to deliver breakfast to Zhang San, I'll charge ten yuan. If you want me to deliver a love letter to Zhang San, I'll charge thirty yuan!"

Yan Hexiang sighed: "You are a profiteer!"

The audience also agreed very much. Thirty yuan was the living expenses for many people in Yang Yunsheng's time!
Yang Yunsheng is 22 years old now. He was 16 when he was in high school, which was six years ago.

Six years before 2012, that was 2006. It is estimated that in 2006, the living expenses of many high school students were only 20 or 30 yuan.

There was no way. In 2006, the basic salary in Guangdong was only 440, which was only about 600 to 700 yuan a month.

The capital is quite prosperous here, and I can earn just over a thousand yuan a month.

Thirty yuan is really a lot.

Yan Hexiang asked curiously, "Did someone really give you money?"

Yang Yunsheng said proudly, "Of course. When they were in high school, many girls already dreamed of becoming the daughter-in-law of the richest man. Ten or thirty yuan is nothing to them! If they could marry Zhang San, they would have countless thirties in the future."

This makes sense, but you should never underestimate the richest man in a district or a county.

There are some with tens of millions, some with hundreds of millions, and some with billions.

This, of course, depends on the region.

Didn’t they say that a village chief in Jiangsu and Zhejiang embezzled tens of millions?
Yan Hexiang shook his head: "This is too precocious!"

Yang Yunsheng smiled and said nothing. If you say that someone is precocious now, you will find it outrageous if you know the situation ten years later.

But it doesn’t matter, why do I say that!
Because ten years later, Yan Hexiang was still alive, and he was able to witness it with his own eyes.

Yang Yunsheng said: "I made a fortune with the money I earned in three years of high school. I even bought a car and a house in the district."

Yan Hexiang added, "That's why I got into a junior college!" Yan Hexiang was extremely curious and asked, "But since you made so much money thanks to Zhang San, why don't you continue studying?"

Yang Yunsheng was somewhat proud: "At that time, I discovered my talent for business. I felt that studying was of little use, so I gave up on going to college and devoted myself to business."

"and then?"

What Yan Hexiang asked is also what the audience wants to ask.

Since he has such a great talent for business, why did he end up telling crosstalk?

Yang Yunsheng sighed, "In the end, I suffered the loss of my education. In just a few years, I lost everything I had invested."

Yan Hexiang expressed his understanding and said, "What about your classmate Zhang San?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled. "Zhang San's family has fallen on hard times. Problems were discovered with their business, and there were some violations of laws and regulations. He's become an ordinary person. He spends his days as a vagrant in the village. Otherwise, he wouldn't gossip about me as soon as I return home."

Yan Hexiang said: "It seems that I am indeed jealous of you!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "That's right, not only are they jealous of me, they're also chasing after me!"

The audience was stunned. Rushing up?

What does it mean?
Yan Hexiang also said: "Wow, still rushing up?"

Yang Yunsheng hummed, then replied, "Yes, he later changed his name to Yan San, became my partner, and performed crosstalk on stage."

Yan Hexiang exclaimed, "Ah!" and pointed at himself: "So this Zhang San you're talking about is me?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled: "That's right!"

Yan Hexiang waved his hand and said, "Go to hell!"

The two began to bow and thank the audience for their tolerance of this crosstalk.

Yang Yunsheng’s previous crosstalks were actually all adapted from existing crosstalk works and performed for the audience.

Those are works that have been tested by the audience and have taken shape.

But this time it was different. It was a script that Yang Yunsheng had figured out on his own during this period. It was a new script he wrote, and he was performing it for the first time.

Very rough, not even finely polished.

Fortunately, the audience was very supportive. Yang Yunsheng really has to be grateful for having such a group of such good audiences.

In fact, the crosstalk performed by Yang Yunsheng this time was still very novel in 2012, because the Internet era had not yet exploded and everyone had not yet used Tik Tok.

They have not been exposed to the hypnotic baptism of Internet jokes.

Besides, they are still very happy now. Really, in 2012, when they look back on this period of time, they were really very happy.

But every year after that was really hard to get by.

Therefore, Yang Yunsheng mixed a lot of realism into this crosstalk work.

It sounds incredible at this stage, but in the future, this will be the mainstream form.

Even society gives ordinary people a heavy feeling of pain and blow.

And in this country, 99.9 percent are ordinary people.

It’s not really a complaint, but Yang Yunsheng feels that this society should give ordinary people some space to survive.

It is not easy for ordinary people to live.

After Yang Yunsheng walked off the stage, he let out a breath of foul air.

He knew what the world would look like in the future, but he couldn't change it.

Even if he is very powerful, he still can't change it.