Global Film Emperor: I film just to finish the movie!
Chapter 53 [053] Shocking! A popular movie star actually appeared in public
Chapter 53 [053] Shocking! A popular movie star actually...
A strange sound!
Ma Jun stopped running abruptly. As he stopped running, shock appeared on his face, and his eyes were filled with astonishment, shame, anger, and disbelief.
"quick……"
Poof~!
There was another strange noise.
Ma Jun was lying stiff and motionless, with bulges in the front and back of his gray-white pants, which quickly became wet.
The foul smell of feces and urine instantly spread in all directions.
The actors who played police officers and were running behind Ma Jun were the closest to him and smelled it first. They quickly covered their mouths and noses and backed away.
The other crew members who were scattered around and a little further away also noticed the abnormality and were filled with shock.
Gu Nantian, who was originally confused, was shocked and quickly stood up and shouted, "Quickly send Ah Jun to the hospital!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a strange "puff" sound was heard again from behind Ma Jun, and the stench became even stronger.
This time, a lot of stolen goods even splashed out from his trouser legs.
Ma Jun was so stiff that he dared not move, and his face turned as red as liver!
"Where's the bathroom~!!"
Holding his breath, Ma Jun gritted his teeth and growled, his words coming out a little hoarse.
"Over there."
A field attendant stammered in response, pointing in a direction.
Ma Jun immediately started running over with his head down.
Just as he was running, three gunshots were heard in a row, "Puff~Puff~Puff~", and the last one even penetrated his pants and splashed into the air.
A pungent stench permeated the entire set.
Everyone at the scene covered their mouths and noses and stepped back, but no one dared to speak.
Gu Nantian frowned and subconsciously waved his hand. After noticing it, he quickly put it down and shouted, "No one is allowed to spread what happened just now!"
"You two, why don't you go buy some medicine, get some clothes, and take care of Ah Jun!"
In the second half of the sentence, Gu Nantian pointed at Ma Jun's two assistants who were standing there in a daze and cursed them angrily.
The two of them shuddered, came to their senses, and then started running.
"Everyone, get back to the hotel! No one is allowed to leave before noon!"
Gu Nantian turned around, scanning the entire room with a gloomy gaze, and shouted, "I emphasize again, no one is allowed to spread what just happened! Anyone who dares to leak it will bear the consequences!"
A blatant and naked threat!
However, since that was the official shoot, no one had their phones handy to capture the key content.
Without photos, it would be a fabricated story. With Ma Jun's status, he could kill the other party in minutes.
Therefore, even though everyone was puzzled, sighed, and laughed, they could only hold it in and endure it.
The group quietly packed up and left.
Su Ding got into the car with everyone and returned to the hotel.
Gao Neng followed behind him, lowering his head and shaking his shoulders from time to time.
Obviously trying hard to hold back laughter.
Many people were like him, busy packing up or walking.
Su Ding's expression remained unchanged, but he was thinking in his heart.
'It seems that release will take time.'
There are three urgent needs for people, and the first one is to have feces and urine sprayed out at the same time.
Instead, it first stirs the stomach and intestines, draws out the remaining impurities, and then releases them rapidly with external movements.
It is equivalent to cleaning the stomach and intestines and does not cause any substantial harm to the human body.
Ma Jun's criticism was so embarrassing.
At least in the "SPL" crew, I don't have the face to see anyone again.
……
The crew packed up and left.
No one noticed that in an alley on the right side of the street, behind a half-person-high trash can near the entrance of the alley, there was a bearded man in his forties squatting.
Liao Zhijie held the camera tightly in one hand and covered his mouth with the other, his body shaking with excitement.
His bloodshot eyes opened wide, ecstasy bursting in them.
'Haha, hahaha!'
"I'm rich! I'm rich now! It's finally my turn, Liao Zhijie, to get rich~!! "...
"Hahaha~"
In the hotel room, Gao Neng followed Su Ding. As soon as he entered the room and closed the door, he covered his stomach, fell on the sofa, and laughed out loud.
"..." Su Ding glanced at him and said, "Keep your voice down. The soundproofing in this hotel is not very good."
As soon as the words fell...
"Hahaha~"
"Ha ha!"
Laughter came from both sides.
...Okay, no need to keep quiet now, everyone is laughing.
Gao Neng could hear it, and the noise became louder and louder, and his body became hunched.
Su Ding shook his head, sat on the bed, opened his phone and checked the news.
Although Gu Nantian tried his best to suppress it and prevent it from being spread, the whole crew knew about it. He could only keep it secret for a while. After a few days, it would definitely be leaked.
Most of the people in the crew drink. Once they are drunk, who cares about anything else?
Even if this matter spread, it would have no impact on Ma Jun's career. At most, it would be a topic of conversation and a joke after dinner.
"Ha ha……"
Gao Neng laughed for a long time before he gradually stopped. He rubbed his stomach with one hand and his cheek with the other, panting, "I'm dying of laughter. This is so funny. Ma Jun is going to be famous this time!"
"He is already famous." Su Ding replied without raising his head.
"Aha..."
Gao Neng rubbed his stomach and shook his head, "This is probably karma, karma has come! I acted like a big shot yesterday and left you, Brother Ding, out in the cold for the whole day, and now, karma has come today! Haha~"
...It's retribution.
This retribution was paid by Su Ding himself.
……
……
I thought that with Gu Nantian's timely control, the news would not be leaked in a short time.
Unexpectedly, before noon, Gao Neng, who had been out socializing, came running back and handed his phone to Su Ding, excitedly saying, "It's out! Brother Ding, I don't know who spread the news of Ma Jun's shitposting! Hong Kong's local social media is going crazy! And there's even pictures and facts! It's spreading everywhere, even on Weibo!"
"how is this possible?"
Su Ding took Gaoneng's phone, quickly flipped through the pages, and checked the news.
As it turned out, the media in Hong Kong were so excited that they all took action to grab a piece of this huge traffic.
[Shocking! Popular action star Ma Jun actually spat shit in the street!]
[Why did Ma Jun poop in the street?]
[Breaking news! Diet issues on the set of "SPL" lead to Ma Jun spewing feces all over the street!]
[As a public figure, defecating in the street, is this a moral decline or a distortion of human nature?]
……
"Fuck! Is Ma Jun still human? He's actually pooping in the street!"
"Artists like this should be banned! They are a disservice to the street environment and a bad influence on children. They are simply not human!"
"I hate Ma Jun the most. He has terrible morals and is a complete jerk. You still don't believe me, and now what? Did I say it right? He's actually pooping in the street!"
"Where did he poop? On which street did Ma Jun poop? I want to go and see and smell it to see if it smells good or bad."
"Does the person upstairs want to eat shit?"
……
The media is celebrating, and the onlookers are adding fuel to the fire.
Ma Jun is really famous now, very famous!
Can't hold it down.
It's useless no matter who speaks.
Su Ding was surprised and clicked on several photos of Ma Jun spitting shit. Judging from the angle, he was more and more surprised.
"These photos... were not taken by anyone from the crew."
(End of this chapter)
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