Peninsula: From a supporting actor to the best actor in Chungmuro

Chapter 55 The Heirs' Toilet Plunger War

Chapter 55 The Heirs' Toilet Plunger War
The rooftop garden of SBS TV station is gilded by the sunlight.

Several MCs are joking around.

While chatting and laughing, background music suddenly sounded -

The elevator door slowly opened.

Kim Woo Bin walked out with one hand in his pocket. His stern expression had not lasted for three seconds when he suddenly stepped on empty air and his body swayed.

Yoo Jae Suk subconsciously reached out to help him, but he was held by the other man and did an impromptu wall-bang.

"..."

There was silence for two seconds.

Song Ji Hyo suddenly came closer:
"Jae-seok Oppa, how does it feel to be pushed against the wall by a younger man?"

Yoo Jae Suk pushed his glasses that had slipped to the tip of his nose and responded calmly:

"How about you try it too?"

"Okay~" she responded with a smile.

"Ah! Do you think I'm air?"

Jiang Gary rushed over and stood in front of Song Ji Hyo:

"Last week you said I was the man of your destiny!"

"Hahaha--"

Amidst the laughter.

Jiang Zaixun stopped at the steps where Jin Yubin had just fallen, turned around and extended his hand to Zheng Xiujing behind him:

"Xiujing, be careful here."

"Hmm~"

Krystal's eyebrows curved, her fingertips gently placed on his palm, and she took light steps.

The pink bubble between the two did not last for two seconds before it was punctured by Haha's hoarse voice.

His index finger trembled as it moved back and forth between the "wall-dong group" and the "stairs group":
"Hey, it's the same classic plot, why is it a romantic idol drama for others but a horror movie for us?!"

"Maybe because the heroine here is a grasshopper?"

Lee Kwang-soo's finishing blow instantly ignited the entire audience.

There are many segments in RM programs that are just ordinary settings when you read the script alone.

It's all thanks to this group of people who use the variety show sense engraved in their DNA, their tacit response to jokes and their natural funny aura to turn ordinary scenes into famous scenes that make the audience laugh until they hit the ground - this is the core competitiveness of the RM members that cannot be replicated.

The three of them appeared as guests and after the MCs greeted them, the program officially began recording.

This issue is a special collaboration with "The Heirs", and the theme is "The Battle for Heir Shares".

For each task completed, the winning team will receive a passbook containing RM Group shares.

The winning team will compete for the sole heir qualification.

Ten people were divided into two teams——

RM Fashion Team: Three guests, Yoo Jae-suk, and Kang Gary.

RM Oil Team: Kim Jong Kook, Song Ji Hyo, Lee Kwang Soo, HAHA, Ji Seok Jin.

After PD Mi announced the rules, everyone went to the locker room to change into the iconic RM sportswear.

The moment Jiang Zaixun lifted the curtain of the locker room, the draft just happened to lift the strands of hair on his forehead.

The RM blue sportswear is cut with a waistline that creates an inverted triangle silhouette, and the cotton fabric is plated into Aegean ripples by the midday sun.

Krystal's half-tied ponytail suddenly stopped, and she twisted the rubber band around her fingertips three times before tightening it again.

"ah!"

Lee Kwang-soo pulled his trouser waist and moved forward to gesture:
"Why do you dress like the male lead in a school drama, and I look like a dad who stole his son's school uniform?"

Jiang Zaixun turned his head——

The size that fits perfectly on other people becomes an 8-point pants on Lee Kwang-soo's legs.

“Kwang Soo—”

Liu Zaishi laughed and mocked:

"Let's face it, it's never the clothes that are weird."

"Hahaha……"

When everyone was paralyzed with laughter, their phones vibrated at the same time——

[Heirs, please quickly move to the 1st floor lobby. The team that arrives first will determine the order of attack!]

"Heirs, charge!"

Kang Jae-hoon slowly fell to the end of the team, his eyes fixed on Krystal Jung's shaking ponytail.

Lee Kwang-soo used his long legs to block the way while running, like an ostrich blocking the road.

Arriving at the sightseeing elevator entrance.

He suddenly turned around and used his long arms to stop Zheng Xiujing and Jiang Zaixun, who were hanging at the end of the team, outside the elevator:

"This road is opened by me!"

"Kwang Soo Oppa~"

Krystal Jung blinked and acted cute, trying to bend down and squeeze under Lee Kwang Soo's armpit.

at this time.

Liu Zaishi squeezed out of the elevator and reached out to poke Li Guangzhu under the armpit——

"Ahhh PDnim, this is workplace bullying!" Lee Kwang-soo instantly curled up into a ball, his defenses collapsing.

Kang Jae-hoon immediately protected Krystal and squeezed into the elevator.

When the gap in the elevator's metal door shrank to 30 centimeters, Lee Kwang-soo blocked the last gap with the tip of his shoe.

"Kick him."

Just when Kang Jae-hoon was about to make room for Lee Kwang-soo, he heard Yoo Jae-suk say this in a low voice.

After a moment of hesitation, Kang Jae-hoon quickly raised his foot and lightly kicked the outside of Lee Kwang-soo's knee.

He's very light on his feet.

But Lee Kwang-soo was ejected as if a spring had been stepped on, and his butt slid half a meter on the tile floor.

"???"

Jiang Zaixun looked at his right foot in disbelief.

Do I have the potential to play football?

It wasn't until he heard Yoo Jae-suk slamming the door-closing button with such force that it sounded like he was performing CPR on the elevator that he realized it was a show effect.

The moment the door was completely closed.

Jiang Zaixun looked at Li Guangzhu through the explosion-proof glass——

The other person's twitching mouth corners clearly hid a smile, and he secretly gave himself a thumbs up.

The nine of them arrived at the first floor lobby and chatted and laughed for five minutes.

Lee Kwang Soo just rushed out from the fire escape:
"Kang! Jae! Hoon!"

Hearing a sudden loud shout from the back of his head, Jiang Jae-hoon ran towards the Roman pillar.

Lee Kwang-soo swung his arms and chased after the afterimage, looking like an angry King Kong whose banana was stolen.

"Ah! Stop right there!"

"Senior, please promise not to do anything first!"

"..."

The two of them performed a modern version of the Qin Emperor's circling the pillar as they walked around the load-bearing pillar.

When running the tenth lap, Kang Jae-hoon suddenly braked and changed direction, taking advantage of Lee Kwang-soo's blind spot to slip behind Yoo Jae-suk.

Lee Kwang Soo was completely unaware and continued to circle the air for the eleventh time.

It was not until he was holding his knees and gasping for breath that he realized the entire audience was silent - everyone was watching his one-man show.

"Kwang Soo."

Ji Seok Jin handed over a mineral water bottle as a microphone and asked, "How does it feel to catch your own shadow?"

“This is workplace bullying.”

Lee Kwang-soo's hands were shaking as he unscrewed the bottle cap: "I'm going to report to the Labor Committee."

"Heirs, please take note!"

PD Mi interrupted the sad scene with a megaphone:
"The first round of challenges is a noble sport—"

"Golf!"

"Curling!"

“It must be horsemanship!”

The moment the curtain was lifted, the whole audience was petrified - there were six toilet plungers stuck to the load-bearing columns.

"The team that takes the shortest time to pull out the pressure stick wins. The first round is a singles match, and the blue team can choose to attack first or last."

After some discussion, everyone decided to let Jiang Zaixun attack first.

"Ready, start the timer—"

The moment the words fell.

Jiang Zaixun immediately stepped forward and pretended to pull out a carrot, with his biceps stretched out in a beautiful arc - the rubber suction cup did not move at all.

In fact, the adsorption strength is not as easy to pull out as imagined, but it is definitely not difficult to pull out.

He was just performing.

Hwang Jung-min’s reminder always echoes in my mind - don’t worry about winning or losing, just think about how to make the audience laugh.

When pulling out the second toilet plunger, Jiang Zaixun deliberately pretended to slip.

When he slipped out of his hand and fell flat on his back, Zheng Xiujing squatted down with her hands covering her face:
"Prabhu"

The third time.

Jiang Zaixun held the plastic handle with his armpits, with his legs apart in a lunge stance, just like a constipated patient struggling with a smart toilet.

The moment he pulled out the toilet plunger, he knelt down and kowtowed to Krystal.

The fourth one took the longest.

Jiang Zaixun first wiped the handle with the hem of his sportswear, blew on the suction cup, and then stroked the load-bearing column and confessed his love.

While Zhuzi was not paying attention, he suddenly exerted force and the rubber suction cup came off with a "pop". He rolled into Kim Woo Bin's arms with the plunger.

"..."

Until the last toilet plunger was pulled out.

Mi PD announced his result for this round - 2 minutes and 29 seconds.

(End of this chapter)

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