Merry Country

Huzi didn’t go home in the end. In fact, his reason was not a reason at all. He usually doesn’t go home to sleep at night, and his parents don’t worry about him. With his size, no ordinary person would dare to go home. Go to provoke him, he burns incense if he doesn't bully others, now that he has drunk some wine, his face is flushed, and his speech smells of alcohol, even if he wants to leave, he won't let him go.

The others didn't drink much wine, even that Hu Qing didn't drink much wine either. He didn't want to drink, but he didn't dare to drink. He was afraid that if he drank too much, he would do something. Li Feng's prestige is vivid, and if Li Feng leaves in a fit of anger, where will he find such a capable and beautiful wife in the future.

"Mother, sister, let Brother Hu Zi sleep in your room tonight, you are big Kang, then Feng and I will go out first." After finishing speaking, he was about to go out with Li Feng.

Hu's mother said anxiously: "Qing'er, you see Huzi is so old now, it doesn't matter if I'm already old, but your sister is a divorced woman after all, I'm afraid it won't sound good to say it."

Hu Li also thought this was the case, and continued, "Yes, Qing'er, why don't you let him sleep with you in your room, and let Feng come and sleep with us."

Hu Qing is full of wine and food now, the so-called fullness, lust, lust, and let him sleep with Huzi, he is also afraid, this kid will go crazy with alcohol, and he will beat himself to death in a few strokes , Shaking his head and said: "Mother, sister, how old is he, don't look at his size, he is only sixteen or seventeen years old, he is just a child, it's okay, besides, we are all a family, who is going to pay for this?" Talking around, that, Feng, let's go, I have something good for you."

Seeing her son like this, Hu's mother couldn't get angry at all. Who made herself such a precious son? Looking at the tiger lying on the kang sleeping soundly, it seemed that she really drank too much. He said to Hu Li: "Lier, put the quilt on, it's cold at night, if you don't cover the quilt, you will catch a cold the next day."

Hu Qing and Li Feng left, Huzi was unconscious, and now there are only her mother left, Hu Li finally couldn't hold back and asked what was in her heart, "Mother, did you do that, did Li Feng He was coaxed by Qing'er, and he didn't help to say anything, so we don't have to do that with him."

Hu's mother smiled wryly in her heart, she has already done all these things, and she will not come back. Some of these things are not easy to tell Hu Li, so she can only prevaricate and say: "It's okay, a woman, isn't it? What about that, Li, I haven’t talked about you yet, you said you, a woman, have to go up the mountain with him to catch some kind of snake, it’s not easy to do that, don’t beat yourself into it if the snake doesn’t catch it .

"Oh, mother, I'm here for our family. Besides, didn't the tiger say that nothing would happen to me if he was around. This snake costs dozens of dollars. I don't catch many. I catch one a day. Three or five items are enough for our family to eat and drink for a month." Although Hu Li has a savage personality, she is still good to her family.

Hu's mother is really angry with Hu Li. She is such a grown-up, and she doesn't have a brain to do things. She is not worried that Hu Li will be bitten by a snake, but that Hu Li will be eaten by a tiger. Knowing a little bit of himself, he simply said, "Li, mother, let me tell you the truth, this tiger is not a good guy, don't look at his young age, but he knows women quite well, he treats mother You can't do it anymore, you don't want to follow mother's way, mother can see from the side, this kid definitely has no good intentions, hmph, I guess he wants to eat everything."

Hu Li was a little stunned, but she still couldn't believe it in her heart. An experienced woman like her mother would be afraid of a tiger. Didn't it mean that the more experienced a woman is, the more invincible a man is?Glancing at Hu Zi lying there, he leaned over to Hu's mother's ear and said, "Mother, you really did that thing with him, he was so powerful? Can't even you parry it? "

Hu's mother's face was red, and she was embarrassed even in front of her daughter, but if she didn't explain clearly, she was afraid that her daughter would not understand, so she could only say: "I don't know what that kid looks like, If it hardened, it would be as thick as a baby's arm, Li'er, if it were you who went there, he might have already killed you. Didn't you see that your mother's legs were weak when she came back? This kid has been tossing for hours, and he almost killed me."

"Ah." Hu Li opened her mouth wide, she was frightened by Hu's mother's words, she was as thick as an arm, what would that look like, it would really kill people if she did it, she subconsciously looked at Hu Zi At a glance, he found that he was a little different from just now, but he didn't think about it any further, but moved away from Huzi with some fear, and said, "Mother, what do you think? Will wake up, and start to tossing about what to do."

Hu's mother's complexion is not very good, this can only be blamed on her son for not being up to date, but at this time the mother can't admit cowardice, she has to protect her daughter, bite the bullet and say: "It's okay, there is a mother here Well, if he wants to make trouble, let him make trouble for his mother, Li'er, stay away, don't make a sound, and don't let him find you." Hu Li nodded quickly, talking to her The image of a shrew is different, but now she looks like a weak woman.

"Water, water, I'm so thirsty, I want to drink water!" The tiger over there suddenly spoke in a low voice, just like a drunk person.

The two of them were startled and froze for a long time before Mother Hu said: "Li'er, you turn off the lights and hide aside. I'll go out with a flashlight and pour him some water. Are you here?" Don't make any noise there."

As for whether Huzi drank too much, to be honest, he really didn’t. He just pretended to stay in this room to sleep at night, and the purpose was naturally for the mother and daughter. What they said just now I heard it all, and I couldn't stop laughing secretly in my heart, this mother is really taking care of my daughter, but let's see how you escaped from my palm at night.

"Here comes the water." Mother Hu came over with a bowl of water.Huzi doesn't do it right away, so I can't rush this matter, I have to take it slowly bit by bit, besides, I have been tossing around for so long during the day, what happened at night is more interesting and interesting.There is nothing to do in the countryside at night, and there are not many TV stations. Some people go to bed early in order to save a little electricity. Those with wives can have some leisure activities, and those without wives are alone. played.

This resistance is very high. If you really want to sleep full, you can sleep seven or eight people. Hu Mu sleeps between Hu Zi and Hu Li, in order to prevent Hu Zi from descending the mountain.Huzi didn't move, but really took a nap first, which made the mother and daughter next to her feel very tormented. When they really couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to sleep, Huzi really woke up at this time.

In the silent night, there was silence everywhere, the mother and two were lying in the room, and then Huzi sang his favorite forbidden song: beat the drums fast and beat the gongs slowly, stop the gongs and hold the drums to listen to the singing, all kinds of gossip I also sing, and I have heard me sing ten or eight touches.Stretch out your hand to touch the side of my sister's face, dark clouds flew over the sky for a long time, reach out to touch the front of my sister's head, the sky is full and addictive.Stretch out your hand to touch my sister's hairy bay, spread out the middle and wide, reach out to touch my sister's small eyes, black and black eyes staring in vain.Stretch out your hand to touch the needles in the lady's nose, you will burn the air out of the hut, reach out to touch the lady's mouth, the baby's eyes smile slightly.Stretch out your hand to touch the tip of my sister's chin, hold the dagger in front of her chest, reach out to touch the side of my sister's ear, and swing her head and ears together.He reached out to touch his sister's shoulder, which was about the same age as Ruan, and reached out to touch his sister's flank, which was bent around his shoulder.Stretch out your hand to touch my sister's hair, which is better than a woolen pen. Stretch out your hand to touch the top and side of my sister's chest. My chest is close to your body.Stretch out your hand to touch the middle of my sister's palm, the palms are bent on both sides, reach out to touch my sister's breasts and head, there are no different kinds of buns out of the cage.Stretch out your hand to touch my sister's big belly, like planting seedlings in a district, stretch out your hand to touch my sister's belly, the belly is soft and close to my brother's eyes.Stretch out your hand to touch my sister's navel, it looks like she is quite young and fat, and reach out to touch my sister's buttocks, like a big white cotton.Stretch out your hand to touch my sister's thigh, it looks like a winter melon with white silk, reach out your hand to touch my sister's white knee, it looks like a plow to pull the dust.Stretch out your hand to touch my sister's calf, don't have to move it, don't have to open it, reach out to touch my sister's little foot, the little foot is slender on my brother's shoulder.I touched all over the body, lost both sides and touched the center, touched the son on the left, and raised the head on the right.Moving from east to west, the sorghum swallows on the surface change into nests, and the needles and thorns on both sides are like a weaver's weaving shuttle.One left, one right, one sitting on the fire in the cold, with a bearded beard drinking shochu, and his body was as white as jade.Leaning on the side of the basin with open palms, it looks like a beard drinking soup, Er's butt is as big as a mill, half a catty of Shentan sesame wine.Willow trees are planted on both sides, horses and boats are walked in the middle, paths are opened on both sides, and there are vegetable and melon sheds in the middle.The old man heard the ten and eight touches, and he also passed it when he was a teenager, and the young people heard the ten and eight touches, and they cried for their wives day and night.The widow listened to the ten or eight gropes, swayed the pillow and cried for his wife, the monk listened to the ten or eight gropes, hugged the apprentice and called brother.The nun heard ten or eight touches, and fell asleep until midnight, helpless. After hearing this, you young people will also be greedy for money and beg for wives.Sleep until half-dead to watch your heart beat, rub your fingers up and down, and dial up and down at high speed, the business is booming and noisy.The very low voice, coupled with Huzi's thick voice, is not very pleasant to listen to, but the lyrics are very fragrant and colorful, which was sung by the old hunter Jiao Huzi.People in the mountains usually like to sing some ditties when they are free, and it is passed on by word of mouth. Drinking, singing songs and talking about women are the favorite things of these elders.

Hu's mother hugged Hu Li tightly on the side, and the two mothers were next to each other like this. It goes without saying what Huzi wants to do when he sings this kind of song at night.

Listening to the words in the song, Mother Hu cursed in her heart that Hu Zi is really not a good person. Could it be that she wants to have a double or a flying swallow at night? Hu Qing and Li Feng heard it, so they could only lower their voices and say, "Huzi, what are you going to do, you don't sleep at night, you sing here, don't pretend to be drunk, if you want to do that If it's you, just say it clearly, I'll stay with you till the end, don't get Hu Li's attention, it's already a disadvantage for us two mothers to match each other, and you still want to eat everything."

Hu Zi laughed, and under the moonlight, he turned over and got under her quilt, scaring Hu Li and fled to the edge of the kang without uttering a word, because it was the reason for sleeping at night, Hu Mu was wearing a quilt at this time. A gown and big pants, as soon as Hu Zi got under the quilt, the two of them stuck together, and their body temperature immediately rose.A big wooden stick was stuck underneath, and Huzi gasped and said: "Okay, since you have asked for it, I, Huzi, am not unreasonable, as long as you can serve me comfortably, I will never touch Hu Li."

Hu's mother can't care so much at this time, she understands the meaning of Huzi's words, what he said is that he can serve him comfortably, so he won't touch Hu Li, if he can't do it, he I won’t let Hu Li go, okay, you’re quite arrogant, see me get it out for you in a short while, I, a battle-tested woman, can’t deal with you, this man is different from a woman Yes, women can ask for several times, but men only need one time to finish the game. Tonight, I have to go all out, and I have to squeeze you dry, otherwise my girl will not be harmed by him. Thinking of this , grabbed the big guy in Huzi, rubbed it hard, and then took off his big underpants, walked to the kang and said, "Come on, let's start."

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