It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 13 Uncle, this is really happening~!

Shanghai, Bilibili headquarters.

It should have been just a normal Monday night.

Unfortunately, people do not share the same joys and sorrows.

Although Bai Zizhou, who had already finished the broadcast, and the audience who watched the live broadcast were very happy...

A group of drug-making bastards were lying slumped in the anti-drug police's escort car, like they were in a state of dementia.

They still don't understand how they were fucking wiped out by a green Iron Man.

The programmers in Bilibili's technical department were staring at the screen in front of them and suffocating collectively.

They still don’t understand how this UP host with the ID “Akahe Teacher” managed to remain untraceable and unblocked no matter what measures were taken.

Whether it was the drug maker or the programmer, they all felt that they were doomed.

The former was calculating how many peanuts he would be sentenced to, while the latter was calculating how many hairs he had left.

The death penalty in the physical sense and the death penalty in the career sense intersect in different places.

At the beginning, when I heard from the review department that there was a live broadcast room that was frequently reported and could not be banned or blocked no matter what operation was done...

Programmers feel that it is time to show their skills.

It’s just about blocking live streaming. We’re good at this and can get it done for you in minutes!

Half an hour later.

"Ah, this... isn't right. I clearly have already blocked it!"

“Why is his livestream still there?”

"What? The police called and asked for the video?"

"We are really tracking his IP!"

"Can anyone tell me why, after hundreds of attempts to locate the location, the IP address still appears to be on the inner edge of the Orion Arm of the Milky Way?!"

"How on earth did this guy manage to register? Isn't his personal information completely blank?"

"How dare the people in the audit department say we're bad!"

"Oh no, this time I've met a real master!"

"Why are the other party's computer skills so scary!?"

"Ah? They're already live-broadcasting the destruction of a drug manufacturing site?!"

"No, this guy is not holding a real Green Lantern Ring!"

"The boss in Shanghai has even called to ask about uncle... Brothers, if we can't handle this, we're doomed!"

Facts have proved that when code dogs encounter alien technology, it is like a poor student encountering a math test written by Ge Jun - they can't even understand the questions.

The other departments felt that the technical department was collectively slacking off. Only they knew what kind of dimensionality reduction attack they were fighting.

Fortunately, at this time, an uncle named Chen who rushed over after hearing the news was very calm.

"Don't be afraid, everyone. If the authenticity of this UP host's live video is confirmed, then it will not be your problem."

After hearing the comfort and encouragement from the uncle, the programmers' emotions stabilized.

My uncle is also a technical person, and he knows better than anyone that this group of programmers may be facing an employee whose skills are far superior to their own.

In other words, the other party's computer and network technology may have surpassed the existing technology on Earth.

After all, if there wasn't such technology, how could they dare to let that live streamer broadcast such exciting content so blatantly?
Uncle is not stupid. If all this is true, then he knows that this time B station may have encountered a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Maybe we can punch YouTube and kick TikTok!

I want to make Bilibili great again!
Uncle, I'm about to let Musk toast me~
However, before taking advantage of this opportunity, my uncle still has a lot to do.

For example, responding to inquiries from state officials and state violence agencies.

In fact, at the very beginning, when my uncle received the call from the Ministry of State Security for the first time, his first reaction was:
Uncle, this is really happening~!

Fortunately, after the uncle learned the whole story, he was still worried. To be honest, this live broadcast is outrageous now.

When Bai Zizhou's live broadcast showed drug manufacturing scenes and extremely vicious drug dealers who even pulled out guns, the scale and level of attention to the live broadcast underwent a qualitative change.

If we talk about Bai Zizhou's previous live broadcasts, such as turning into a toy gun, Iron Man, etc., we can still say that it is a live broadcast effect, or a software special effect...

But when a fan reported the incident to the police according to the address provided by Bai Zizhou, and when the drug enforcement police arrived at the scene and discovered that the content of the live broadcast was actually true...

Then the nature is different.

First, Director Zhao from Zunyi City made a phone call to the head of Zunyi City.

The boss asked the driver to drive the car back to the municipal bureau when he was halfway back to his family's community.

After waiting for the anti-drug comrades to escort all those drug-making bastards back to the municipal bureau, the leader felt that it was too ridiculous.

"You're saying it was a green...fictional character from a Hollywood movie who busted up the drug factory and beat all those people down?"

Then the leader noticed that the handcuffs that bound the hands and feet of these bastards were not only silver but also green.

When did our country develop an emerald color for bracelets in addition to silver and rose gold?
Also, why wear two pairs?
Don’t tell me, it’s pretty good-looking!
The next second, something even more incredible happened.

Those green handcuffs and leg cuffs first flashed a few times collectively, and then disappeared!
"...What's going on?" The leader and Director Zhao both widened their eyes.

In response to the leader's question, a police officer who followed Bai Zizhou's live broadcast room gave the answer:
"I guess the UP host's ring is out of battery."

Yes, because the toy does not come with a lantern to charge the green light ring, the effective usage time of this green light ring is 2-4 hours.

What to do if there is no electricity...

Of course, I spent money to buy a lantern.

After listening to the description of the police officers who watched the live broadcast, the leader keenly realized that this might no longer be a problem that their police could handle.

So he made a prompt decision and reported it to the provincial government immediately.

When the provincial government received the news, they found out that it was not something they could handle and immediately reported it to the central government.

All of a sudden, various state departments began to get the news, and even set up a temporary dedicated department in a very short time.

The first platform they contacted was Bilibili, the live streaming platform chosen by Bai Zizhou.

Uncle Chen asked the video analysts and programmers to continue their efforts and cooperate with the technical experts sent by the country to further verify the authenticity of the video and continue to trace Bai Zizhou's IP.

After arranging the next work and tasks of each department, my uncle came to his office and answered a phone call.
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At this moment, it is already 11 o'clock in the evening.

Zunyi City, Xinyuan Community.

Bai Zizhou has finished washing up.

Although it's time to rest, I still have classes tomorrow...

But Bai Zizhou was so excited that it seemed as if the character in the second game he played had come to him and begged him for teaching and training.

How can I not be excited?

He still feels a little unreal.

Bai Zizhou didn't even know how he managed to sleep last night.

Maybe it’s because the battle with those drug-making creatures was too exciting.

To be honest, Bai Zizhou was very scared when he saw the other party pull out a gun.

After all, this thing is just a toy, a toy for children aged 6-12, and it can't even turn into a real weapon.

Can you still expect that the energy shield you build will be able to withstand bullets?

But in the moment of fear, the other party decisively pulled the trigger.

As a result, the next second, seeing the bullets bouncing around in the cage and forming ricochets, Bai Zizhou completely forgot his previous fear.

There's nothing to be afraid of anymore.jpg
"Cool!"

Lying on the bed, recalling the previous battle, Bai Zizhou's legs kept flapping on the mattress, and he was almost rolling around holding the sheets.

(End of this chapter)