It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 21 I’m sorry, Xiaoyou!

Chapter 21 I’m sorry, Xiaoyou!
After Bai Zizhou finished showing the appearance of the devil fruit toy in the box, he put it aside.

During the demonstration, the audience in the live broadcast room watched a pair of hands and a head flying around on the screen.

It was a bit scary when I first saw it, but now I'm gradually used to it.

After all, if you look closely, you will find that the cut surfaces of the two hands are also covered with skin. There is no bloody feeling at all, but it is quite funny.

“Brothers, although this toy is a one-time use, I am personally quite satisfied with it.

At least it’s better than the green lantern ring I had yesterday. That green lantern ring was terrible and the battery life wasn’t very long at all.”

The camera was pointed at the packaging instructions, and even the packaging instructions had been changed from yesterday's English to Chinese.

Instructions: Eat immediately after opening the box. Shelf life: 24 months. Production date: 7th day of the 17805 lunar month.

I asked Tongzhibao's customer service, and they told me that this is the date of the planet where the toy was produced. If converted to Earth, it was produced last Wednesday, so it's still very fresh.

You see, the origin is Tulipas, the continent of Gandor. This planet is also in the Milky Way, but it is at least 6300 light-years away from us.

They are in the Perseus Arm, and our solar system is in the Orion Arm."

Bai Zizhou turned his head in the air and put his hands beside his ears:
"So, those who think aliens don't exist can forget about it, because aliens do exist.

The planet that created the green light ring yesterday is even more distant, coming from the Large Magellanic Cloud, a satellite galaxy of our Milky Way, a full 16 light-years away from us."

[Fuck... 16 light years!]

[Forget about 16 light-years. We might not even be able to reach the one 6300 light-years away even after 6300 years.]

[6300 is too pessimistic. I think there is still hope if a warp engine can be developed within 2000.]

[So how did they get to Earth and into the hands of the UP host from such a long distance?]

"Yeah, that devil fruit was even produced last week, so conservatively they sent 6300 light years in just seven days!"

[Warp speed, or a wormhole? I can't open any door, right? That's hilarious.]

[You guys are a bunch of idiots, this is just a special effect, and you guys are taking it seriously!]

[Speechless, how come there are still idiots who think it’s fake? ]

[No, I haven't even finished my homework for today, so why should I care about how they delivered it?]

Bai Zizhou laughed unkindly when he saw this comment:
"How dare you watch my live stream when you haven't finished your homework?"

Looking at the number of people watching in the live broadcast room now, it has exceeded 5.

Bai Zizhou decided to do something more drastic.

Since it's a trial toy, you have to try out all the functions of the toy that you've eaten, the Split Fruit.

According to the instructions in the manual, eating this devil fruit will give you the same abilities as in the original, although they only last for 72 hours.

Under the camera, Bai Zizhou controlled his left hand to go to the kitchen, took out a kitchen knife, and then returned to the study.

"Brothers, the trial officially begins now."

Nearly 50,000 viewers in the live broadcast room watched as Bai Zizhou's left hand split open, raised a kitchen knife, and chopped down his right hand, which was struggling violently on the table.

Some timid audience members even subconsciously closed their eyes.

"I'm sorry, Xiaoyou!"

With one cut, Bai Zizhou's right hand was cut into two pieces, but there was no restricted scene of blood splattering.

The right hand split itself the moment it came into contact with the blade of the kitchen knife.

Bai Zizhou didn't even feel any sense of separation or pain, it was as natural as breathing.

Under Bai Zizhou's control, the two right hands were suspended in the air, floating back and forth.

Then he picked up a ballpoint pen, pointed the tip of the pen at his arm, and stabbed it down with great force.

"Pfft~"

The tip of the pen and the entire pen pierced through the arm directly, and a cylinder as thick as the pen flew out of the arm and rolled on the table.

Apparently, it's part of the arm.

Bai Zizhou poked it several times in succession. Each time he poked, there was one more on the table. Finally, he manipulated them to form a "6" on the table.

【6666! 】

[Immune to slashing and stabbing attacks!] [So, is it also immune to gunshots?]

[Hurry up and use yesterday's Green Lantern Ring to transform it into a gun and give it a try! ]

[What? The thing I tried yesterday was the Green Lantern Ring!?]

What is this? What animation?

[I remember from the original story that Baki wasn't immune to blunt force, right? Want to try using a hammer?]

Bai Zizhou shook his head decisively:
"Damn! I'm afraid of pain! Since this thing is a replica of the original, the pain will be shared by the parts hit by blunt force!"

[UP Master, I'll get you on board, can you hit me with a hammer? ]

【? ? ? 】

【Fatal chicken fight?】

[You want the UP master to die! ]

[I just entered the live broadcast room. Is this a live magic show?]

Bai Zizhou restored his right hand to its original state, then controlled his torso and legs to fly over.

Under the control of the mind, the body instantly split into countless small cubes, and then assembled into the shape of Tetris.

"Now I'll show you how to play the real-life version of Tetris."

On the table, pieces of Tetris blocks of various shapes, consisting of Bai Zizhou's body, began to stack up.

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.

【Fuck...True real-life version! 】

[Hey, hey, hey, it’s almost at the top, UP Master, do you know how to play it? ]