It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 30 I'm dying without toys.jpg
After checking WeChat for the 800th time, Bai Zizhou helplessly put down his phone.

A full 22 hours have passed since yesterday's live broadcast...

But why hasn’t Tongzhibao’s customer service informed me that the new trial toys are about to be delivered?

This is even more torturous than waiting for a courier!
If possible, Bai Zizhou really hopes that new toys will be delivered to him every day for him to try out.

I'm going to die without new toys.jpg.

"Hey, how about we take the initiative to ask Tong Zhibao to send some interesting toys over every day for us to try out?"

You don't necessarily need a lantern ring, devil fruit, or something like that.

Isn’t the stone pickaxe from Minecraft that was sent to you before signing the contract quite interesting?
If that doesn't work, you can give them some small props from the world of Doraemon to try out.

To be honest, Bai Zizhou still feels that even if he only gives away magical props from the world of Doraemon, the live broadcast effect will be very good.

“┗|｀O′|┛Ah~~~!!!”

Bai Zizhou let out an abstract "Ah!" and then fell backward, about to fall on the bed.

"boom!!!"

Accompanied by a loud bang.

Bai Zizhou lay on the shattered wooden bed frame with a dazed expression.

The original mattress was also completely deformed, and the entire mattress was completely sunken where Bai Zizhou fell.

"I'll fuck you..."

Bai Zizhou covered his face with his hands.

isn't it...

I just fell down lightly and crushed my bed!

Strictly speaking, this bed is indeed quite old.

It was a new bed my parents bought in 2005 when we first moved into this community.

Bai Zizhou’s current master bedroom was the same as his parents’ master bedroom.

As for the newly purchased house, it is still under renovation.

The newly bought car...that's even more interesting, it won't be delivered until the end of the year.

Bai Zizhou climbed up carefully from the ruins of the bed, bent down with a dark face, threw away the debris, and checked whether the tiles were safe.

If the tiles and the floor had cracked from that blow just now, I really wouldn't know what excuse to make.

Soon, the neighbor downstairs who heard the noise rang the doorbell.

Bai Zizhou opened the door with gritted teeth, and the worried face of the aunt downstairs appeared outside the door:

"Zizhou, what happened? Why did Auntie hear a 'bang'?"

"Ahem... the bed is old and has collapsed."

"Ouch!" The aunt's eyes scanned Bai Zizhou's body up and down:

"This kid...are you okay?"

"Ahahaha... I'm not dead."

Bai Zizhou stopped the kind-hearted old lady from going in to find out what was going on, and used a finger to secretly poke the old lady out of the door.

"Don't worry, Aunt Zhao, I can just buy another bed online."

"Really? How could a perfectly good bed collapse so suddenly?"

Aunt Zhao's eyes still tried to look past Bai Zizhou's body, wanting to see if there was anyone else in the room.

"Just you, right, Zizhou?"

Bai Zizhou answered honestly: "Of course, I have social anxiety."

After chatting with Aunt Zhao for a few more words, Bai Zizhou sent her away and closed the door.

I feel like if we talk a few more words, this aunt will start promoting her daughter again.

Although we can be considered childhood sweethearts, having known each other since we were young...

But Bai Zizhou was really not interested.

downstairs.

Auntie returned to her room.

Then she ran to her master bedroom, looking very focused, and her husband was stunned.

"What are you doing? What happened upstairs?"

"Shhh!!!"

The aunt made a hushed gesture and whispered, "Don't make any noise! ​​Listen carefully! I suspect Xiaobai has taken someone home!"

"what's the situation?"

"That loud noise just now was his bed collapsing! How could the bed collapse?"

Her husband looked at her in confusion: "Is it broken?"

"You pig! That must be with someone else—"

"What the hell?!"

Although the aunt didn't finish her words, the uncle understood immediately.

He couldn't help but look up at the ceiling in admiration.

Oh my god, this young man!
Then he joined the eavesdropping camp.

Bai Zizhou was upstairs in his bedroom and heard the conversation downstairs clearly.

After drinking this nutritional potion, Bai Zizhou's body was strengthened in all aspects.

Whether it is the body or the five senses, Bai Zizhou has obtained bonuses far beyond those of humans.

He asked Tong Zhibao's customer service and found out that he was currently several times the human limit.

Tongzhibao customer service's answer is:
Five times

Okay.

Bai Zizhou is indeed more awesome than Captain America now, the white one.

From this perspective, it is only natural that I would collapse my bed if I slept on it.

But the imagination of the aunt and uncle downstairs is really too rich.

God damn it, he brought people home!
Bai Zizhou also understood it immediately!
I really hope that next time I will understand the method of traveling to the second dimension instead of this useless dye knowledge!
"Hiss...that's not right."

Bai Zizhou was thinking about a problem while tidying up the broken bed.

Since I am so strong now.

Does that mean I can’t find an ordinary girlfriend?

I just want to fall in love, not commit a crime!
I really envy Superman for having a biological standpoint and being able to successfully give birth to two children with Lois!
What would a superman without a biological stance look like?
Then we have to refer to Hancock.

His sword can literally penetrate steel.

Bai Zizhou felt bloody just thinking about that scene.

Fortunately, I only have five times the human limit.

That would probably be internal bleeding at best.

No no no…Fuck you.

Even internal bleeding is terrifying!

Bai Zizhou tied up the broken pieces of the bed and the broken mattress with a rope, walked out the door, and threw all the pieces into the garbage disposal area on the underground floor.

"Huh? Teacher Bai? Why are you here?"

As soon as Bai Zizhou turned around, he saw Yue Haiyuan Miya carrying a bag of household garbage.

"Good evening, Tsukiumihara-sensei."

Bai Zizhou pointed to the entrance of a unit not far away:
"I live in unit one and have lived there for almost 20 years."

"Hey! 20 years! Sri Lanka!"

Miya Tsukiumihara covered her mouth: "So we are actually in the same neighborhood?"

"correct."

Bai Zizhou looked at Yue Haiyuan Meiya and made an invitation as if possessed by a ghost:
"Would you like to come to my house and sit down?"

Tsukimihara Miya hesitated for a few seconds, then nodded and carefully looked at Bai Zizhou's expression:
"Excuse me then?"

"Don't bother me, I'm the only one at home."

"Just being alone is fine!"

Miya Tsukiumihara immediately said, "If my family were here... I... I might only be able to communicate with you via mobile phone..."

Bai Zizhou stood in awe.

Then he gave Tsukiumihara Miya a thumbs up:

"You are this."

Face-to-face communication still relies on social software. Yue Haiyuan Miya is the first person Bai Zizhou has met.

(End of this chapter)