It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 6 What? UP is a man? Goodbye!

He simply made do with two bags of Sanyang turkey noodles, washed the pots and pans, and Bai Zizhou, who had long forgotten about Yue Haiyuan Miya's anti-gravity front armor, rushed into his study impatiently.

However, the phone rang at an inopportune time.

Bai Zizhou directly raised his phone (the phone was set to automatically answer calls when placed to his ear):
"Hey?"

"Have you eaten yet?"

Hearing this familiar voice, Bai Zizhou subconsciously glanced at the phone screen.

Oh shit, mom!

"Yes, Mom. Have you and Dad eaten?"

Bai's mother's voice was filled with obvious anger:

"I'm already pissed off by you!"

Bai Zizhou's figure suddenly lowered a little, and his voice was cautious and confused:
"What's wrong with me, Mom?"

"What's wrong? Then let me ask you!"

Bai Mu's voice increased a bit:
"What happened to that girl the day before yesterday!"

"Ah, this...it's nothing, I just...it feels inappropriate." Bai Zizhou felt a headache.

"Inappropriate? Then what would be appropriate? Would it be appropriate to be like the little girls in those shameless games you play?"

"really……"

For no reason, Bai Zizhou thought of Yue Haiyuan Miya.

"Really? I really think you're the one! Are you ready to get married or not? Xiaoyu next door already has a three-month-old baby!"

"Oh, Mom, I already have someone I like, really!" Bai Zizhou decided to use Yue Haiyuan Miya as a shield.

I'm sorry, Miss Tsukiumihara!
"Oh? Is that true? Could it be a character in the game?" Bai's mother's tone was filled with suspicion.

"It's true, Mom! But I'm secretly in love with her right now... I'll show you her photo some other day! I have to prepare lessons right now, so I'm going to hang up now!"

"Hmph! Bai Zizhou! You'd better not lie to me! As for the secret crush... you can learn from your dad and see how he got me in the first place!"

"Oh, yes, yes!" Bai Zizhou nodded continuously, and then dealt with Bai's mother for a few more words before hanging up the phone and looking at the workbench.

On the workbench that had been cleared in advance, there was a cardboard box in the traditional express delivery color scheme, with the Tongzhibao logo printed on it.

On the other side of the workbench, Bai Zizhou had already set up the live broadcast equipment in advance, with the lights and multiple cameras in place.

He picked up the Akatsuki robe hanging on the chair and put it on, then put on a White Zetsu mask of Uchiha Obito and turned around in front of the mirror in the study.

"Okay, now no one will recognize me."

Even the voice of his speech became exactly the same as Uchiha Obito's.

Obviously, this is a friendly sponsorship from Tong Zhibao, which can completely hide Bai Zizhou's figure and voice, and no one will notice that it is him.

On WeChat on the mobile phone, Tongzhibao’s publicity department customer service expressed some regret.

[Tong Zhibao: Mr. Bai, you can completely trust our technical department.]

[Tong Zhibao: Instead of using our substandard products to cover up your problem, wouldn't you be willing to give our technical team members a little confidence?]

Bai Zizhou laughed awkwardly.

According to Tong Zhibao, he actually doesn't need any disguise or voice change. He just needs a normal and open live broadcast. Their technical department can simultaneously replace Bai Zizhou's image and voice through black technology that Bai Zizhou can't understand, and even the background of the room can be changed.

But Bai Zizhou thought it would be better to put on a new skin first and then change the voice, and finally it would be better for their technical department to take a two-pronged approach.

[Teacher Bai: I completely trust your technical department, but I mainly want to give the audience watching the live broadcast a sense of mystery!]

【Tong Zhibao: ……】

I believe you!
【Teacher Bai: By the way, there is no problem with the account, right?】

[Tongzhibao: Please rest assured that your registered account will be fully protected by us.]

[Tong Zhibao: With Earth's current level of science, it's still 20,000 years too early to block, track, locate, or interfere with it.]

[Teacher Bai: Are you from the M78 Nebula and your name is Cerro?]

Tongzhibao customer service said nothing, but just sent a smiling emoticon.

"..."

Bai Zizhou felt that he couldn't ask any more questions, as it would be impolite to do so. He walked over to the monitor and checked his newly registered account. As expected, the number of fans was 0.

[Akahe Teacher] is the ID of Bai Zizhou's new account. I checked the IP address on my phone and it showed the following:
The inner edge of the Milky Way's Orion Arm

Isn’t this the location of the solar system?
It seems that Tong Zhibao’s trading area at least covers the entire Milky Way!

I glanced at the time displayed on the electronic clock on the desktop. It was still a few minutes before the scheduled live broadcast time of 8 o'clock in the evening.

Bai Zizhou fixed his eyes on the workbench.

Bai Zizhou has not yet opened the toys sent by Tong Zhibao, and he has no idea what kind of collectible toys the other party will send for this first live broadcast.

[Tong Zhibao: Mr. Bai, it's almost time!]

Bai Zizhou threw his phone onto the sofa not far away, and the live broadcast screen appeared on the display.

The background is a white room, which has obviously been processed by the technical department mentioned by Tongzhibao customer service.

Bai Zizhou waved to the camera, and his hand also appeared in the live broadcast.

The tablet computer on the side showed that the number of viewers was slowly increasing from 0 to 7.

A few messages sporadically passed by the barrage area:

[I was attracted by the cover, what kind of live broadcast room is this? ]

[Obito cosplay? The level of authenticity is pretty good! ]

[Is the anchor going to perform a divine display? ]

At 19:59, Bai Zizhou took a deep breath and adjusted his sitting position.

When the clock hit 20:00, he cleared his throat and spoke in the voice of Uchiha Obito:
"Hello everyone, welcome to the first live broadcast of 'Akazuru Sensei'."

He supported his chin with his fingers crossed, and his black-framed glasses rested on the White Zetsu mask, the lenses reflecting a cold light.

"Today we're going to unpack and try out a small toy from Tongzhibao, a famous toy company in the universe."

As he spoke, he gently tapped the express box in front of him with his black-gloved fingertips:

"As you can see, this is a box."

The barrage immediately became active:

【Thank you for the support, otherwise I would have been kept in the dark! 】

[This box is really a box! ]

[Tongzhibao? What is its relationship with Hasbro?]

[God damn famous in the universe, you are worse than Hasbro! ]

[Uchiha Obito? Can you show me that? That's it!]

[How many floors does it take to carry a bag of rice? ]

[Fuck you fake fan, that's Payne! ]

[The UP master's voice is quite similar to Obito. ]

Bai Zizhou noticed a special comment:

[UP male or female? ]

He answered immediately: "Male."

【Goodbye.】

The number of viewers immediately dropped from 7 to 6.

Bai Zizhou's mouth twitched under his mask, and he decided to ignore this little episode. He picked up the courier knife he had prepared and opened the courier box.

Under the camera, you can see that inside the express box is a green box wrapped in shock-absorbing packaging, which is roughly the same size as a normal ring box.

On the front of the box, there is a string of English words written in gold font:
【Green Lantern Ring】

Bai Zizhou's heart skipped a beat.

What the hell!

Are you sending me such a valuable toy for my first live broadcast?
(End of this chapter)