Golden Shovel Survival: One Lucky Star and One Colorful Hex

Chapter 260 The Arrogant Beautiful Chinese

"Brother Lang, look in the group chat, those idiots from America are showing off again."

Looking at the messages in the group, Liu Bo said angrily.

"Let me see what's going on."

Mo Lang opened the chat group and glanced at the chat interface.

"Hahaha, we don't have to face those perverts in District 55 anymore, the Queen's glory will always protect us!"

"That's right, Japan in Zone 6 is a prime example. The entire zone was wiped out overnight, and not a single message was sent out. We have no idea what happened..."

"The American players in District 54 are going to be in trouble..."

"Damn it? The Sakura Kingdom in District 6 was wiped out, they're trash. Let me give you a sneak peek, we've already rolled a 3-star 5-cost unit, and the entire district now has thirty 3-star 5-cost units!"

"Exactly! If the district war hadn't started, we would have already marched onto the Shadow Isles!"

"What?! Thirty three-star, five-cost players, and they have to be from the United States! We, India, will always be loyal!"

"Just watch, tomorrow those weaklings of East Asia will know what true power is!"

"..."

Soon, a group of countries that were already licking the boots of the United States in real life immediately followed suit.

But at that very moment, a very untimely remark broke the silence of the crowd who were praising him.

"Not even tomorrow, there won't be a single American in District 54 tonight."

Indeed, Mo Lang couldn't hold back his anger when he saw the words "sick man of East Asia".

Tonight he's going to wipe out those old Russians in District 54!
"Hahaha, that's hilarious! The district wars don't start until tomorrow, the border barriers will only be opened, and you're saying we won't even be in District 54 tonight? You Chinese really can't shake your bragging habit!"

"Haha, that scared me to death! I have to reward myself tonight to relieve the stress!"

"If the border walls open tonight, let's see if you can still spout such nonsense!"

"That's right, that's right, in front of my big brother, you guys are just cowards!"

"What do you think you can fight us with? A single 3-star, 5-cost unit is enough to wipe you out!"

"..."

Upon hearing Mo Lang's words, the players from the American country all laughed.

"Looks like Brother Lang is about to make his move again!"

Qin Ming from District 26 looked at Mo Lang's message in the group chat and smiled excitedly.

"Yes, the only pity is that we didn't merge with Brother Lang's region, otherwise we could fight alongside Brother Lang!" Zhao Xiaoer said with some regret.

“Brother Mo Lang, he loves me, he doesn’t love me…” Zhao Daben held a bouquet of roses in his hand, tearing off the petals like a resentful woman.

"You still have the nerve to say that? If you hadn't scared Brother Lang away that day, we could at least have had a meal with him!" Zhao Xiaoer couldn't help but want to kick Zhao Daben as soon as he heard his words.

"You don't understand, it's because Brother Mo Lang was shy when he saw me..." Zhao Daben said righteously, "You're just jealous of my beauty!"

"Zhao Daben, can't you stop disgusting your own people?" Qin Ming couldn't take it anymore.

"Woooooooo..."

"grass!"

……

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"Brother Lang, why don't you just bear with it a little longer?"

Zhang Sheng tried to dissuade him, saying, "If you go, we brothers won't have any room to perform."

"Yeah, Brother Lang, we want to teach those idiots a lesson too!" Liu Bo pleaded, looking at Mo Lang.

"It's just a matter of taking a nap..." Lu Xiaodong couldn't help but chime in. "You guys still have room to maneuver."

Mo Lang looked at everyone and said, "There are still two areas of wild monsters waiting for you to pluck."

"..."

Zhang Sheng's lips twitched: "Brother Lang, I don't want to become a miracle worker..."

"Hahaha……"

This sentence made Mo Lang laugh out loud.

After all, anyone who has played League of Legends knows this saying: Miracle Walker is still farming the jungle!
"Alright, if I don't slaughter District 54 today, I won't be able to sleep tonight. Anyone who dares to call China the sick man of East Asia, I'll open their country's gates with one sword!" Mo Lang said with considerable arrogance.

Then, after saying something to Xia Chuchu and Xiao Xiao, Mo Lang disappeared from the spot.

"He teleported instantly?!"

Seeing this, Zhang Sheng's mouth dropped open.

"Brother Lang is so handsome! Why can't I be this handsome?" Liu Bo was so envious that Kun'er turned purple.

"Your face is destined to be a supporting role..." Lu Xiaodong said casually, but his eyes were also full of envy.

"Do you think we could do the same thing if we went to the Ascension Platform?" Zhang Sheng suddenly had a bold idea.

"I advise you not to do it. Ah Lang almost died on the Ascension Platform that day."

Xiao Xiao briefly told Zhang Sheng and the others about Mo Lang's ascension.

"Well, sometimes being mediocre is fine too."

After hearing about the perilous situation, Zhang Sheng couldn't help but swallow hard in fear, but still reluctantly picked up the beer next to him and downed it.

The wine seems to have become even more bitter.

But he knew it was because he and Brother Lang were growing further and further apart.

……

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District 54, or more accurately, the merged district of District 54 and District 7.

However, the players from the Indian Kingdom in Zone 7 have already surrendered and even signed an unequal treaty, requiring everyone to hand over all their loot orbs.

Then the resources are distributed by the American players in District 54, but the Indians only get less than a third of their own spoils.

Players from India were initially unwilling, but the real-world authority of the United States had instilled a servile mentality in the people of India; otherwise, they wouldn't have compromised on the tariff issue.

Furthermore, when the first three-star, five-cost unit appeared in the United States, some players from the Indian region in Zone 7 were killed, which intimidated everyone. Those Indian players who just wanted to survive were directly enslaved and forced to sign a series of unequal treaties.

This made the players from the beautiful country in District 54 even stronger, and soon a second and third five-cost player appeared!
At this moment, a pool party is being held at the base of Johnson, the strongest American player in District 54.

Everywhere you look, there are beautiful women with curvaceous figures wearing bikinis. Their white thighs and deep cleavage are enough to make people's blood boil and their eyes dazzled.

One of the bald, muscular men was surrounded by people like stars around the moon, with sexy bikini-clad beauties on his left and right.

"These Chinese guys really don't know their place. They just wiped out a Japanese country, and they're acting so arrogant in the group. Tomorrow at 8 o'clock, our leader only needs to send out a three-star, five-cost unit to take care of them."

A dark-skinned man with typical Indian features was fawning over bald Johnson.

"You can't say that. The other side is capable of massacring an entire district, so they must have some real skill..."

Johnson, holding a wine glass in one hand and with his other arm around a bikini-clad woman beside him, kneading her body and saying with a satisfied smile:

"However, under my Samsung Draven, Samsung Lee Sin, and Samsung Thresh, no matter how skilled they are, they are just ducks on an iron plate."

"Really?"

Just then, a figure appeared silently atop a giant dragon, hovering above the Pool Party, its gaze coldly sweeping over the players in District 54 below.

(End of this chapter)