Chapter 39 This is called: Niu Huanxi!

"#I declare that the biggest abstract personality in the Chinese entertainment industry is none other than this madman, Hajime!"

"#Bull penis, bull testicles, bull dung hotpot—You, Emperor Ming'en, won't let us eat a single edible part of a cow?!#"

"#The production team must have been out of their mind to invite Shen Mingen onto the show!"

……

Because the show "Taste of Life" is a live broadcast, Shen Mingen's cooking skills were already trending on various social media platforms.

The onlookers in the comments section were stunned. They originally thought that Shen Ming'en, who became famous for his patriotic songs, wouldn't be very interesting on a food show. Who knew that this guy would bring topics wherever he went? Not only is his singing so unique, but his food preparation is also so unconventional. There's no one else like him!
Because of its trending status, more and more people flocked to the live stream of the show "Taste of Life". At lunchtime, the number of people watching the show online at the same time had reached 291 million!

Looking at that terrifying level of popularity, director Ma Bi didn't know whether to laugh or cry...

It's worth mentioning that at the time, a staff member reminded director Ma Bi, "Director, it seems that Teacher Ming En isn't working on that cow."

“It’s probably not needed,” Ma Bi said, waving his hand. “He’s done all the work on the bulls, so we probably won’t need the cows.”

He figured it out: Shen Ming'en probably wanted the live cow just for entertainment. The bull's penis and testicles had contributed a lot to his entertainment value. In comparison, there was almost nothing about the cow that could contribute to the entertainment value. So he thought Shen Ming'en probably wouldn't need the cow.

His attention is now completely focused on the scene.

In a society that values ​​interpersonal relationships, one thing that is particularly taboo is: "To criticize the cook after you've had your fill!"

One person cooked for five people, and all of them were elaborate dishes. Although they made things like beef offal hot pot, beef testicles, and bull penis, Shen Ming'en worked hard without complaint. With a table full of dishes in front of you, how could you say you wouldn't eat while cursing him?

"..."

This is also why the four guests sitting at the table—Teacher He, Teacher Huang, Huang Yingying, and Qi Jia—remained silent.

"Eat up, why isn't anyone touching their chopsticks?" Shen Ming'en, who was carrying a whole braised ox penis to the table, asked when he saw the awkward silence in the air, "Don't you like it? Is it not to your liking?"

Everyone: "(¬_¬)Mmm"

Their eyes seemed to say, "Don't you know why we're not touching our food?!"
"Thank you for your hard work, Xiao Shen." Teacher Huang, being an experienced teacher, forced a smile and said, "Sit down and eat with us. You've been busy all morning."

“Yes, yes,” Huang Yingying chimed in, “How can we even start eating if Brother Ming’en doesn’t sit down?”

At that moment, a comment floated across the screen: 【Teacher Huang and her daughter: We can't be the only ones eating Shi!】

Shen Ming'en retorted, "Oh, I have one more dish. I'll come over as soon as I'm done. You guys eat first, don't worry about me. My main job today is to serve you."

Shen Ming'en, a man from the mountains in his previous life, spoke these polite words with ease and fluency, and before Teacher Huang and the others could even reply, he turned and went back to the kitchen.

"Xiao Shen, you..."

Teacher Huang stared at this scene, her lips twitching for a moment, unsure how to respond.

According to etiquette, if they don't eat now, they'll be ungrateful. If the food gets cold, it's like everyone was waiting for the cook to finish cooking so they wouldn't get hot food, which is no different from blaming the cook. So they should start eating...

During the recording of the program, they couldn't say anything explicitly.

“Then Ming’en, ​​we won’t wait for you,” Teacher He said, picking up his chopsticks as he pondered and hesitated. “Let’s start eating.”

As he spoke, he actually went and ate the tripe from the beef offal hot pot.

Teacher Huang: “…”

Teacher He started eating first, and if they didn't, it would seem like they were complaining about the food. Everyone had to take a bite first.

that's it……

Despite their physical discomfort, the guests began to eat.

It's just the food... it's really slow!

Qi Jia didn't touch a single piece of meat from beginning to end, repeatedly saying that she had been "controlling her figure" lately, and only ate the lettuce leaves in small bites.

Huang Yingying, on the other hand, forced herself to eat a bite of bull penis despite feeling uncomfortable.

【Hahahahaha...】

The viewers watching the show next door were laughing hysterically; they'd never seen these guests eat so painfully before.

It's worth mentioning that Shen Ming'en returned shortly afterward, carrying a plate of sliced, translucent cooked food that looked like beef tendon.

There was a plate of dipping sauce on the plate, and it looked quite tempting...

It wasn't really that it was tempting; it was just that this plate of cooked food looked like the only normal dish on the table.

When the guests saw this dish, their eyes lit up as if they had seen a savior, and they all reached for the cooked food with their chopsticks that were "in a dilemma".

"Mmm, this is delicious," Huang Yingying nodded and said, "It's crunchy and the sauce is just right."

"Sponge food," Teacher Huang couldn't help but offer a fair assessment, "The beef tendon is really well done; Xiao Shen's skills are commendable, but..."

Teacher Huang has now "gotten into character" and is planning to give Shen Ming'en "guidance" according to the program's script, highlighting his status as a senior.

But it was at this moment...

“Teacher Huang,” Shen Ming’en suddenly said, “this isn’t beef tendon.”

The words fell.

"Gah?!"

Everyone was stunned.

Teacher He quickly used his chopsticks to remove the piece of cooked food he was about to put in his mouth. At that moment, Teacher He's expression seemed to say, "Stop chewing! What are you chewing for! Spit it out!"

Several guests had a strange, uneasy feeling about the situation...

And that premonition soon came true!
"What...what is this?" Teacher Huang asked, her lips twitching. "It's not a cow's face, is it?"

He saw that the slices of this thing were quite large and thought, "This can't be beef tendon. Although it's crunchy, how can beef tendon be cut into such large slices?"
It's crunchy and has a slightly translucent color; it looks like a cow's face.

He could accept a bull's face, since it's edible and better than the bull's penis and testicles on the table.
But who knows...

Shen Ming'en retorted, "This one is called Niu Huanxi."

As soon as these words came out...

Everyone was stunned.

"Niu Huanxi?" Huang Yingying, who studied abroad and considered herself knowledgeable, had never heard of this name before.

Look at Teacher Huang, she looks completely bewildered...

Not to mention them, even the viewers watching the show next door looked puzzled. Some went to Baidu, Doubao, and DS to ask. They didn't know anything until they asked...

【What the hell? ? ? 】

【puff!!!!!】

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(End of this chapter)

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