Chapter 16 sparks a trending topic: New female anchor Jiu Sui

"Your reply is so childish."

When Su An'an came back from washing her hands, she saw the reply posted by the little pinky and felt so embarrassed that her scalp tingled.

Fireworks were set off, why didn't they release her?

Little Pink with sparkling eyes: [You deserve the biggest and best treatment.]

Su An'an sighed helplessly: "Arrogance always brings trouble, showing off will get you struck by lightning, only by keeping a low profile can you live a long life, understand?"

The little pink girl looked aggrieved: 【I'm sorry.】

I'm withdrawing my withdrawal now.

"Forget it, withdrawing now would just make me look even more crazy."

Su An'an slurped up the nutrition bar and casually opened the Interstellar Headlines.

Three bombshell news items, released in a very hot fashion, instantly surged to the top of the list.

[Exclusive scoop! New female streamer Jiu Sui launches suicidal livestream, 1v3 drug-addicted beasts.]

[Shocking inside story: The challenger is actually the three A-level mad beasts that the Mad Beasts had ordered to be euthanized.]

[Top Secret File: Unlicensed Female Risks Everything to Open a Pharmacy – Is it a Distorted Society or a Decline in Bestiality?]

Su An'an almost spat out her nutrient solution.

Opening the comments section reveals an even wilder, more chaotic mess.

[This female named Jiusui is desperate for fame!]

[Just calculated using the military simulator, Jiuhui's survival rate is 0.03%, equivalent to being hit by a meteorite three times in a row.]

[Strongly condemn this! Using heavily drugged orcs to gain attention is utterly shameless. This reckless livestream is shut down.]

Rational Chinese people are emerging.

[Perhaps a higher-ranking female wanted to save the beast?]

[Bro, if you'd ever watched the [Orcs' Appeasement] livestream, you wouldn't have said something like that.]

[Fun fact: On remote planets with underdeveloped education systems, lower-ranking females cannot pass the pharmacology theory exam and can only open pharmacies without taking the test by signing live-streaming contracts with Douyin (TikTok).]

Dispensing medication without a license is tantamount to murder! Resist Douyin's exploitation of legal loopholes in live-streaming contracts.

[I bet 100 Star Coins that the new female streamer won't last 3 minutes.]

If she succeeds, I'll eat shit live on stream.

[Add one: Eat shit]

【Then I'll take the big one, you two upstairs, catch!】

The little pinks are furious: [How dare they question Her Highness the Princess! I'm going to blow up all their StarNet accounts!]

"It's alright, black and red are still red, these are all tricks that the fish in the ancient Earth had already played with."

Su An'an watched with great interest.

She just didn't expect that it would be popular for interstellar orcs to livestream themselves eating feces.

In the comments section, one person replied to those two who ate shit: [Race?]

Eating shit 1: [A dung beetle!]

Eat Shit Part Two: [Wild Dog! Dog Head: Orcs will never be slaves, unless they're provided with food and lodging]

"puff!"

Su An'an burst out laughing again. They really were eating shit!
In short, I'm impressed!
Besides the male beasts watching the spectacle, the imperial females also chimed in.

[White Fairy: Isn't the Imperial Drug Administration going to do something about this? Is a beast tamer's license now the only requirement to open a pharmacy?]

[White Fairy: We high-class females spend ten years studying hard to get our licenses, and these self-taught individuals can open shops just by doing borderline live streaming?]

[White Fairy: Even mutated beasts won't drink medicine prepared without a license. Resisting low-level female livestreams. Waiting for the inspectors to ban her account.] (3+ likes)

The headquarters of a certain online music platform, the director's office.

The holographic screen and the trending topic "New female streamer Jiu Sui 1V3" have garnered over 100,000 comments.

“I asked you to promote this, not to smear it. Look at the mess you’ve made.”

Norland's eyes were bloodshot as he slammed the remote control onto the table.

Nick grinned smugly: "Isn't this working great?"

The weasel's assistant whispered, "Yeah! The number of people who booked the live stream has skyrocketed, from a thousand to a hundred thousand."

“At this rate, we might even have a million beasts on the day of the live stream.” Nick looked at Norland provocatively:
"Or are you saying you don't have confidence in Jiu Sui's livestreaming?"

Norland felt a surge of anger, but he couldn't refute it.

Only by successfully countering such smear campaigns can one retaliate.

If it fails...

Both he and Jiu Sui are doomed.

Su An'an was unaware of Norland's depression and breakdown.

She's surfing the internet and gossiping everywhere.

Suddenly, Little Pink let out a joyful cry:

"Your Highness, our pharmacy is now open."

Two days ago, someone bought all of our Bloodlust Pills.

Su An'an sat up abruptly and immediately accessed the back office of her family's pharmacy.

The account balance was displayed as 500,000.

"Waaaaah, I finally made some money!" Su An'an almost burst into tears of joy.

I can't wait to withdraw the money and buy a hundred packs of spicy strips on Taobao to celebrate.

[Your Highness, the customer who just bought medicine asked how much stock we have left?]

A private message popped up from the pharmacy's backend among the "little pinks" (a term for young, nationalistic netizens).

"You wanted to place an order as soon as you bought it, so you seem to be very satisfied with the medicine."

Su An'an drank a glass of water before opening her private messages.

Commander-in-Chief Jin Quan: [Are there any more Bloodlust Pills?]

This username is really domineering; it immediately suggests someone who's a walking fat sheep.

Su An'an: [Sorry, this medicine is quite difficult to refine, and it will be available for sale in a while.]

Little Pink asked in confusion: "Your Highness, don't we still have 4,900 in stock?"

"Silly boy, do you know what 'a rising tide lifts all boats' means?"

Su An'an tossed her hair and said proudly, "After the live stream ends on Saturday, there will be plenty of beasts begging to buy medicine."

She'll definitely raise the price then.

[That's right]

[A regular pharmacist and a star pharmacist can charge ten times more for the same drug.]

[Support Your Highness's price increase]

Commander-in-Chief Jin Quan: [You should still have some in stock. I'll buy it at three times the price.]

Su An'an raised an eyebrow. This guy was smart, but unfortunately she didn't want to sell so quickly.

Su An'an was about to refuse.

Commander-in-Chief of Gold and Power: [Five times.]

Su An'an suppressed her excitement: 【Sorry, there really aren't any more.】

Commander-in-Chief of Gold and Power: [Ten times.]

Su An'an: Uh!
Commander-in-Chief of Gold and Power: [Twenty times.]

Is this beast insane?!

Su An'an frowned.

I feel like I'm being watched by a treacherous and ruthless beast.

I feel uncomfortable all over.

Commander-in-Chief Jin Quan: [Name your price. How much would it take for you to sell?]

The little pink girl couldn't help but say, "Your Highness, twenty times isn't a small amount."

"One hundred thousand per pill? My Bloodlust Pills aren't worth that much!"

Su An'an never believed in free lunches.

Behind such an exorbitantly priced olive branch might lie a carefully disguised trap.

Commander-in-Chief Kim: [You need not doubt me; I have no ill intentions towards you.]

[However, the Bloodlust Pill you refined is very suitable for me.]

It's clear you're an extremely talented pharmacist.

[I wonder if you'd be interested in collaborating with me? You can discuss the terms however you like.]

Whether you have a Beijing residency permit or brand-new identity information, I can help you with that.

Are they treating her like a fugitive? And with completely new identity information.

If you have any financial needs, please feel free to mention them.

The Kim Jong-un posted a thick list of his assets in the chat box.

It contains various mineral planets, herb planets, and habitable planets.

Each one starts at hundreds of millions of yuan.

These are truly tempting conditions.

Su An'an's heart was pounding.

If it weren't for her special status, she would have really wanted to apply for the job.

【etc. 】

The little pink (a term used to describe a pro-CCP online persona) suddenly flashed a red light: [A beast is tracking our IP address.]

I have intercepted the vehicle and launched a counter-investigation.

[We've found out. It's the notorious hacker "Mechanical Mad Dog" from StarNet who's investigating us.]

[The mechanical dog has deleted its account, but I found it's linked to the Golden Power Commander's account.]

"I knew this guy was up to no good."

Su An'an angrily raised her hand, preparing to block Commander Jin Quan.

Wait, I've found the IP address of Commander-in-Chief Jin Quan.

This guy is actually...

Chapters 16 and 17 have been revised, removing the storylines of female characters like Deer Princess and Little Rabbit Three, and replacing them with the introduction of a new beastman. You can check them out again.

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