Taoist evil doctor

When Situ Haohai heard that Li Xiaoqiang was discussing with him about tomorrow's competition, he immediately waved to Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Then hurry up."

Situ Haohai found a stool for Li Xiaoqiang, poured him a cup of hot water, handed it to Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Come on, classmate Li Xiaoqiang, drink some water."

Li Xiaoqiang took the water glass from Situ Haohai and said with a smile, "Thank you, monitor."

The squad leader also stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Since you're here, you must have your own ideas, so let's see."

Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said: "Well, although I have never been to the arena, I heard from Wang Jing that the arena is in the forest. There are many beasts above the normal level in the forest, and the terrain is dangerous. If we want to be in this kind of place When fighting against a class, skill is the key."

Situ Haohai touched his chin and said, "I agree with your point of view."

"In this case, let's divide into groups and don't stay together like you used to." Li Xiaoqiang said after taking a sip of water.

Situ Haohai stared at Li Xiaoqiang suspiciously and said: "Student Li Xiaoqiang, you should know that the gap between our seventh class and first class, if we are separated and they break down one by one, then wouldn't we have the slightest chance to turn around?"

Li Xiaoqiang stared at Situ Haohai and said with a smile: "Squad leader, we don't have the slightest chance together. If this is the case, we will be taken over by the other party directly. There is no chance of turning over. Isn't that what you used to do?"

Situ Haohai nodded and said, "Then what do you say, I will listen to you."

Li Xiaoqiang said: "My plan is this. We are divided into several groups. One of the groups will find the squad leader and the strongest people to form a group together, and then the rest of the groups will act as bait and deal with each other. Don't fight with each other. The opponent is head-to-head, and we, the strongest combination, act as the sharp sword, so that even if we lose, I believe that many of them will be defeated by us."

Situ Haohai thought about Li Xiaoqiang's words, and pondered: "Your plan is really good. If the other party doesn't separate, wouldn't we be defeated one by one by the other party?"

Li Xiaoqiang said with a smile: "Squad leader, don't worry, the members of their first class will definitely be separated. Do you think that their overall strength is stronger than ours? If so, then they must have the confidence to defeat us. Because of this, they won't waste time and break us one by one, and they will be separated."

"In this way, from the very beginning, we have the initiative."

Master and apprentice Haohai's eyes lit up and said, "Your analysis is good, I didn't expect you to be a tactical commander."

Li Xiaoqiang took a sip of water and said with a smile: "Squad leader, you praised me, but I like to read all kinds of famous books, unofficial histories, and military magazines since I was a child, so I just have my own opinions on this."

Master and apprentice Haohai nodded and said: "Well, then I will readjust the plan and do as you said."

Just when Situ Haohai finished speaking, a man's roar suddenly sounded in the room.

Aw, yeah, comeon, baby!

When Li Xiaoqiang and Situ Haohai heard the dormitory, they suddenly remembered the roar of a pure man. Naturally, they looked at the buddy sitting in front of the computer and watching porn, and saw this buddy staring at the nosebleed picture in the computer with red faces , and then his body went into convulsions.

Seeing this scene, the two said in unison: "Beast!"

Li Xiaoqiang really admired this buddy. In front of two big men, he was so engrossed in masturbation, he didn't think they existed at all. This kind of courage is really fucking awesome.

This dark-skinned buddy held a large handful of napkins in his hand, stood up, stared at the two with his crotch in his hand, and said, "I saw the new goddess, I have to blaspheme her first, haha, you wait." Meeting me, I threw him away and went to wash my hands by the way, lest any female classmate shake hands with me and get pregnant."

Both of them touched their foreheads, showing helpless smiles on their faces.

Situ Haohai stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said with a smile: "Hey, I'm used to him, but I believe that soon, someone will help him solve his physical problems."

Hearing this, Li Xiaoqiang stared at Situ Haohai and said, "Hey, monitor, you are so good, where is your girlfriend?"

Master and apprentice Haohai said with a smile: "My girlfriend is still in college. I come from an ancient martial arts family. We are all married in a family. We don't need to worry about finding a wife at all."

"That's right, all big families are like this, let alone the ancient martial arts family."

At this moment, the buddy came to the two of them with fruit in his hand and sat down, "Come on, brothers, eat some fruit."

Li Xiaoqiang stared at the watery fruit in his hand and said, "Forget it, I'm afraid I might get pregnant if I eat it, and I will have a caesarean section at that time, then I can only go to Thailand for sex reassignment surgery."

Situ Haohai also stared at this black-skinned buddy and said: "Wang Zuo, don't fucking disgust us, you just finished flying the plane, and immediately brought fruit for us to eat, can we eat it?"

Seeing the eyes of the two, Wang Zuo said with a smile: "If you don't eat it, I will eat it. Cut it, and there is a special taste. Don't you know that it has a beauty effect?"

Situ Haohai said unhappily: "Since it has a cosmetic effect, I'll call all the male students in our class over, and we'll make you a bowl of artificial soy milk, and you drink it all, or we'll make it for you every morning." bowl?"

"I'll go." Wang Zuo said angrily, "I said Squad Leader Fat Paper, why are you more disgusting than me?"

Li Xiaoqiang looked at the two guys, disgusting each other here, and still found it quite funny.

At least both of them are easy to talk to. Situ Haohai, as the class monitor, has a big picture and is a very steady person.

And his roommate, Wang Zuo, seemed a little frivolous and cynical.

Li Xiaoqiang also stood up and said to the two: "Squad leader, Wang Zuo, then I will go back to the dormitory now."

"Well, then I'll see you off." Situ Haohai stood up and said.

Li Xiaoqiang hurriedly said: "Squad leader, it's not very far away, so don't miss out."

Hearing Situ Haohai's words, Wang Zuo stared at the two of them and said, "I'm talking about you two, you guys are so ambiguous. Could it be that you have a romantic relationship? You...are all gay?"

"I'm gay, your sister!" Situ Haohai kicked at Wang Zuo and said.

Li Xiaoqiang also smiled and said: "The squad leader, you first get us out of our groups tomorrow, and I'm going back to the dormitory."

"Well, go slowly." Situ Haohai said.

Li Xiaoqiang also returned to the dormitory. Li Xiaoqiang closed the door and came to his computer desk.

Li Xiaoqiang picked up the cigarette from the computer desk, took out one from it, lit the cigarette, stared at Wang Jing who was still playing League of Legends and said, "You like this game very much?"

Wang Jing nodded and said: "Well, when I was in junior high school and high school, I basically spent time in Internet cafes. I often played all night long. Fortunately, I have the ability to enter the Yanlong Army. You can only waste your youth on games."

After Wang Jing finished speaking, he quickly lit a cigarette for himself, and with the cigarette in his mouth, he played the game while puffing.

Li Xiaoqiang took a deep breath and said, "It's always like this these days. It's not bad to be able to play games and play tricks. Look at those professional players, and their monthly salary is tens of thousands."

Wang Jing moved the mouse and said, "Yes, in fact, in any industry, talent is indispensable. For example, to play games, you must have a strong sense. This is talent."

Li Xiaoqiang leaned on the chair, put his feet on the computer desk, shook the ashtray and said: "This is indeed the case, hey, I still miss my life in high school. Sometimes at night, my class and I A few classmates in the school sneaked out of the school directly from the third floor with a rope hanging, just to play CF, now think about it, damn it, I really don’t want my life.”

Wang Jing turned to look at Li Xiaoqiang, and said with a smile: "Then you are much crazier than me, I have never done this before, it is too fucking dangerous, if you fall directly, you will not be able to see Lord Hades. "

Li Xiaoqiang said with a smile: "When you say this, I still think of a buddy in our school, that Nima really has backbone."

"Why do you have backbone?" Wang Jing said.

Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said: "I remember when we were young, a buddy at that time had a conflict with the teacher. The teacher asked him to stand in the corridor. If he didn't stand, he threatened the teacher. You fucking let me stand again. Believe it or not Jump off the stairs?"

"Fuck, such a tempered student." Wang Jing sat up straight and said.

Li Xiaoqiang said with a smile: "We were on the second floor at the time, and this teacher was also prodded by God. He even put his hands on his hips, pushed his eyes and said, "You jump if you have the guts. If you jump, I will be your grandson. I will rub it, you I also know that young people are full of temper, you, a teacher, teach and educate people, how can you encourage students like this."

"Guess how this student was found?"

"Jumped?"

Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said: "This buddy pointed at the teacher and said, you are my grandson, okay, I will dance for you today."

"This buddy didn't say anything, just turned over and jumped off the building without hesitation. There was a snap, so crisp." Li Xiaoqiang said.

"He has a temper. If he is a student of our school, I will definitely worship him as a teacher. He is a real man." Wang Jing stopped playing games and took a puff of cigarette.

Li Xiaoqiang continued: "The teacher was so frightened that his legs went limp on the spot, and his face turned pale. He immediately yelled at the students, "Call for a doctor, call for a doctor."

"At this time, the students also rushed out of the classroom. When they saw the buddy lying on the ground, motionless, they quickly said to the teacher, teacher, you killed someone."

Wang Jing said: "Could it be that this buddy died?"

Li Xiaoqiang shook his head and said, "No, fortunately this buddy loves sports, loves playing basketball, and has a pretty good physique."

"Afterwards, this buddy recovered from his illness. The principal asked this buddy how to solve it. This buddy waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's a small thing. Anyway, the teacher said that he wants to be my grandson. Since the grandson made a mistake, then I will forgive him." Him."

"Afterwards, whenever he sees this teacher, he shouts at the top of his voice, grandson, grandpa."