Reborn Cat Sheriff

Chapter 192 Emperor Serpent (500,000 words already, please stop raising it!)
The more Wu Laosan thought about it, the more inexplicably agitated he became.

He suddenly realized that this was indeed a brilliant idea.

If a person dies without achieving lasting fame, then being remembered for infamy is not so bad. From now on, when people mention the Wu family, they will no longer remember them as notorious tomb raiders or lowly mountain-moving masters, but will forever only remember the name of Wu Laosan!
One stinking grave digger can have dozens or even hundreds of policemen buried with him...

"You've made a name for yourself, haven't you?"

Wu Laosan muttered to himself in a daze, then suddenly snapped back to reality and slapped himself without hesitation: "Damn it, what am I thinking? I'm perfectly fine, why would I want to die? If I'm going to die, it should be when I'm at my wit's end."

He grinned and made a decision: if the police found out, he would immediately set the mountain on fire.

Now... looking at the pack of dogs again, shading his eyes with his hand, he found them still sitting obediently without moving, so Wu Laosan decided not to waste any more time.

Staying here would only increase the chances of being discovered. Since the dogs didn't seem to have found the burial site, he could safely return. Once he circled around the two hills and got home, who would connect the incident to him?
Thinking this, Wu Laosan carefully re-tied the magic weapon in his hand.

But he was careful; the thin film bag was only tied with a slipknot. If absolutely necessary, he could easily loosen the belt and release the demon inside.

'Crash...'

The sound of the wind rustling the branches startled Wu Laosan. After looking around and finding nothing amiss, he slowly climbed down from the tree and cautiously hunched over as he ventured into the woods.

You almost scared me to death!

Lingo glared at the German Shepherd. Did this guy not know how heavy he was? His head was shaking the tree branch. If it weren't for a gust of wind, the guy on the other side would definitely have been on guard.

"Woo..."

The German Shepherd tried to argue, but was slapped in the mouth by Ringo, forcing it to swallow its bark.

The other two police dogs, witnessing this scene, were immediately terrified and became even more subservient to Lingo.

Seeing that Wu Laosan was walking away without turning his head, Lin Ge slowly followed behind.

The three police dogs were quite large, so they crouched down and crawled forward. It was fortunate that they had been trained in this way; otherwise, moving like this in such uneven mountain forests would have been a difficult test for any creature.

Seeing this, Lin Ge was actually quite impressed.

He simply couldn't walk like that, especially for such a long time and distance. Police dogs, with their superior obedience and patience, are indeed a better choice for police teammates than cats.

Four or five minutes later, Wu Laosan came to a small path after winding his way through the mountains. He quickly took off his coat, turned it inside out, put it back on, picked up a bamboo basket from the ground, and instantly transformed into an honest mountain hunter searching for wild game in the wilderness.

In the basket were some mushrooms he had prepared beforehand, and even a black-spotted ground snake with its mouth bound. The snake slowly twisted its body in the basket, paused when it saw Wu Laosan, and then coiled up timidly.

"Hehe... I'm in good luck today."

Old Wu chuckled and tapped the snake's head with his finger, completely ignoring its resistance and struggles. Even knowing that the snake's venom was extremely potent and could kill a person quickly, Old Wu remained utterly fearless.

This snake is a treasure.

On the way up the mountain, Wu Laosan discovered the snake's tracks and luckily found another tomb. The snake had used the tomb as its den. Wu Laosan decided to wait until things calmed down before using his mountain-moving skills to earn money for his son's schooling.

"They say the black snake in the tomb can transform into a dragon. Our ancestor encountered one, and so he dared to step on the emperor's head. This old man also encountered one, and ever since then, he's had a constant stream of windfalls. I've encountered one today, so will I also become rich in the future?"

Wu Laosan chuckled to himself, fantasizing about the day he'd unearth a fine tomb and live a life of luxury. As for his earlier promise to retire from tomb raiding, he'd completely forgotten about it after returning to his grave-robbing adventures.

"Hmm, let's dump that damned woman who can't have a second child and get a younger one. I heard college students aren't expensive, I'll enjoy myself!"

Wu Laosan couldn't help but laugh as he thought of the wonderful thing.

Upon hearing this, Lin Ge secretly curled his lip behind his back.

A peasant fantasizes about an emperor wielding a golden hoe to till the land, while a tomb raider can only imagine a life of luxury that includes hiring college students.

This was actually quite good; Wu Laosan was so engrossed in his fantasy that he didn't even notice Lin Ge approaching within fifty meters with three police dogs. Lin Ge, however, wasn't in a hurry to charge; he patiently lagged behind, waiting for Wu Laosan to make a mistake.

"Oh shit!"

Suddenly, Wu Laosan rubbed his crotch, looking uncomfortable. It turned out that his posture when he was crawling through the woods hadn't been as proper as before, so a pine needle had gotten into his clothes and suddenly pricked his groin as he moved his legs.

If this thing isn't taken out, the tingling sensation while walking... Wu Laosan didn't dare to be careless. He looked around, put down the bamboo basket, and then carefully began to loosen his belt. This thing couldn't be taken lightly; otherwise, it would be ridiculous to accidentally kill himself by causing a serious injury.

At that moment, Lin Ge suddenly moved!

He didn't allow the three police dogs to follow, but instead rushed towards Wu Laosan alone with the cat at top speed... leaving behind the bamboo basket.

As Wu Laosan squinted and fumbled for pine needles in his crotch, Lin Ge's sharp fingernails silently and swiftly sliced ​​across the black earth snake's mouth, easily severing the rubber band binding its mouth.

The snake was stunned for a moment. The cat's identity and appearance frightened it. Even after being freed, it did not dare to struggle and only fearfully buried its head in the mushroom pile.

Without pausing, Lin Ge dashed into the nearby weeds.

"what sound?"

Wu Laosan turned around warily, looking left and right but found nothing unusual.

But if he looked down and searched carefully at his feet, he would surely see those pointed cat ears and those eyes full of expectation and murderous intent.

The two were very close, but Wu Laosan failed to notice.

Who would look down at their heels for no reason?

Wu Laosan assumed it was just the sound of the wind blowing, took out the pine needles, and slowly tied his belt back up. Looking down at the basket, he saw the snake and mushrooms were still there, so he put them back on his back and continued walking home, carrying them with a heavy slung.

Lin Ge patiently waited until Wu Laosan had walked thirty or forty meters before reappearing and joining the three police dogs.

"Woo?"

The three police dogs didn't understand what Ling Ge was doing, why he was close to the target but didn't attack, or why he was squatting next to him without moving.
Lin Ge didn't intend to explain.

Until the belt issue is resolved, Lingo has no intention of initiating an attack. Mutual destruction has never been his choice, nor can he act like a loyal police dog, risking his life to carry out unreasonable commands from his handler.

But on the other hand, Lingo is not afraid of danger.

As a police cat, he has carried out many dangerous missions and fought against dangerous criminals on numerous occasions. It would be unreasonable to say that Lingo is less brave than those heroic police dogs.

It can only be said that Lingo, with his own thoughts, is ultimately different from ordinary police dogs.

Seeing that Wu Laosan had gone quite far, Lin Ge quickly sped up to catch up.

He had already seen the black-spotted snake slowly crawling along the side of the bamboo basket due to the swaying of the basket, gradually approaching the back of Wu Laosan's neck.

"worn out!"

Wu Laosan suddenly complained, unable to get used to the hard life of real mountain herders. He tossed the bamboo basket on his back, and the earth snake immediately fell backward, landing back in the mushroom pile.

Lin Ge sighed in disappointment.

But to Lin Ge's surprise, this fall actually triggered the ferocity of the earth snake.

Its movements became faster, and it persevered in climbing upwards once again. Even when Wu Laosan casually picked up a mushroom and threw it on its head, it still silently and winding its way up to Wu Laosan's shoulder once more.

The hard snake scales rubbed against Wu Laosan's shoulder, startling him. He scratched at them and then turned around in surprise.

In the blink of an eye, the earth snake opened its tongue and bit Wu Laosan with lightning speed!
The sharp fangs bit down hard on Wu Laosan's lower lip, making it seem as if a long black tongue had grown out of his mouth. Wu Laosan cried out in pain, his face changing drastically. When he looked up, his expression instantly revealed a mixture of terror and madness.

Because at that moment, Lingo led three police dogs and charged toward him.

"Fuck!"

With a scream, Wu Laosan turned and ran. He pulled hard on the snake's body, completely ignoring the blood streaming from his torn lips.

He had no time to consider how the snake had broken free; the three vicious dogs pouncing from behind were now the biggest threat. Feeling threatened, Wu Laosan couldn't care less about anything else; all he wanted was to desperately avoid imprisonment.

Then, as his blood rushed to his head, he vaguely saw a white light rushing straight towards him from the side.

(End of this chapter)