Reborn Cat Sheriff
Chapter 291 Mistress? Mistress my foot!
Chapter 291 Mistress? Mistress my foot!
"Hey! Gently, slowly!"
Meimei followed Huangqi cautiously, muttering nervously to herself.
Huang Qi moved forward little by little with a horse stance, her hands holding a taut sweater, and the pregnant woman and baby on the sweater.
The white cat still showed no signs of continuing to give birth. Fortunately, after examining her, Huang Qi determined that it was not a difficult labor, and only then did she decide to transfer the cat.
With Lin Ge's reassurance and Mei Mei's help, Huang Qi finally managed to move the cat's bed to the gazebo. He felt his legs trembling, and the horse stance with his rear end sticking out was uncomfortable, especially the side of his buttocks which was now in excruciating pain.
Two wet footprints were very noticeable, and the down jacket that originally belonged to Huang Qi was very warm on Meimei.
"Meow~"
The gazebo gave the white cat a sense of security, but it still looked reluctant to leave the abandoned cat food bag. It struggled to its feet to find the food, but its legs gave way and it squatted down again.
"Meow~!"
As soon as it sat down, the white cat cried out in pain and quickly lay down on its side.
A dazed cat's head was nearly flattened by its mother's bottom. The second kitten, its eyes closed, had just peeked out when the white cat's violent turning motion flung half its body off its body. The little one's desperate struggles only made the white cat feel worse.
But it remained motionless, licking the placenta from its second offspring while giving birth.
The eldest child, who had just been nursing, was also very uncomfortable because of his mother's movements, but he still closed his eyes and groped on his mother's belly, once again finding his favorite thing.
"Fuck, scared me to death!"
Huang Qi almost thought the kitten would be sat on to death by its mother, and her heart was still pounding.
However, animal birthing doesn't actually require veterinary assistance; the main concern is preventing complications such as dystocia, postpartum hemorrhage, or the mother cat's lack of strength. Therefore, seeing that the second kitten was born smoothly, Huang Qi did not intervene.
But he still took out gloves from the box he brought, and just as he was about to put them on, Meimei snatched them away, so he could only sigh and take another pair.
Disliking his girlfriend for being in the way, Huang Qi rolled his eyes and said, "Mei Mei, the mother cat needs to replenish her energy. Could you go and see if there are any cat treats for sale around here? I was in a hurry and forgot to bring animal energy bars."
"You quack!"
Meimei glared at Huang Qi, but still obediently turned around to find her little bicycle.
"Ow!"
Lin Ge suddenly called out, a half-open cat treat dangling from his mouth. He'd found it in the cat food bag—leftovers from last time. Incidentally, Lin Ge had already dragged the whole bag of cat food over, just in case this silly white cat went berserk again.
"Well done, Mimi!"
Huang Qi stared speechlessly at the damn cat that had thwarted his plans.
"so smart!"
Meimei smiled and took the cat treat from Lin Ge's mouth, tearing it open without minding the cat drool on it. She didn't hand the treat to Huang Qi, but instead leaned in and whispered, "Mimi, Mimi, time to eat! Eat more so you have energy."
"Meow!"
The white cat obligingly raised its head to eat, completely ignoring the fact that it had only licked half of the placenta off its second son.
After resting for a while, the white cat continued working. The second oldest, perhaps still sore from the earlier pressure, was much more energetic than the oldest. When the white cat carried it on its belly, it slapped the oldest before diligently eating.
"Tsk! She's been a tigress since she was a kid!"
Huang Qi clicked his tongue in disapproval.
How do you know it's a female cat?
Meimei had no idea that Huangqi was actually referring to something else.
"I'm a veterinarian, after all."
Huang Qi stared speechlessly at his girlfriend. If it weren't for her beauty, thoughtfulness, gentleness, generosity, and competence, he would have kicked this idiot out long ago.
"Do you even have the guts? The shoe print on your butt is dry and clearly visible, okay?"
Lin Ge gave Huang Qi a disdainful look.
After eating the cat treats, the white cat seemed much better. Plus, with the cat food bag placed where it could see it, it gained even more energy. The third kitten also appeared quickly, a little yellow creature that ate and drank heartily from birth.
Looking at the three wet, soft little creatures, Meimei felt her heart melt. She grabbed Huangqi's arm tightly, repeatedly exclaiming, "So cute! So cute! Huangqi, shall we adopt them?"
"You can't even support yourself."
Huang Qi stared at Mei Mei speechlessly, then sighed and said, "Besides, the cat dad is still here! You're trying to steal their child in front of the cat dad and cat mom, believe me or not they'll give you two big slaps."
"where?"
Meimei and Lingo turned their heads together, looking around curiously.
"Isn't this the one?"
Huang Qi pointed at Lin Ge without any politeness and said with a wicked smile, "Besides the cat dad, what other cat would be so polite to the kittens? Generally speaking, the mother cat is most wary of the male cat after giving birth, but look at the white cat's attitude towards Mimi. It's 100% trust, okay? Besides Mimi being its cat husband, these kittens are also Mimi's babies. Can you think of any other reason?"
"What the hell?"
Lin Ge stared in astonishment.
"That's right! If it weren't for her own kitten, Mimi wouldn't have been so anxious. You wouldn't believe how worried she was, looking for help by the bus. And the way she stopped me and made me go rescue the cat was so manly! Tsk tsk... I never imagined Mimi was such an amazing cat, she's so good to her wife and kids!"
As Meimei analyzed the situation, she suddenly realized what was going on. Then, she glanced at Huang Qi, who was nodding repeatedly, and sighed regretfully.
As expected, you can't have too high expectations for this thing.
Looking at the dumbfounded Lin Ge, Huang Qi suddenly laughed maliciously: "Mei Mei, don't be fooled by this guy! You think this guy is a good cat? What if I told you that he also keeps a female tortoiseshell cat and three kittens at the police station? What would you think then?"
"Hey?"
Berry was dumbfounded.
Looking at Huang Qi in disbelief, and seeing Huang Qi nod, she looked down at Lin Ge and said, "Mimi... Mimi... I never thought you were like this, Mimi! You already have a wife and children at home, yet you're still messing around with other cats outside?"
"Don't you understand about keeping a mistress? Mimi is a famous police cat, after all! Men with money go bad, and male cats are the same. Let me tell you, this one has never been... Holy crap..."
Huang Qi's excitement was suddenly cut short when Lin Ge jumped up and slapped her face with his claws, silencing her before she could finish speaking.
"It hurts..."
He covered his face and squatted on the ground, screaming loudly.
Both Meimei and the white cat were startled by Lingo's sudden outburst.
The white cat even struggled to its feet to escape, after all, Lin Ge was still a very threatening adult male cat to it. However, Huang Qi reacted in time and held it down, and since Lin Ge didn't make any further moves, it lay back down.
Still shaken, the white cat glanced at Lin Ge and saw him glaring angrily at the two humans. It secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
"Does it hurt?"
Meimei looked at her boyfriend, who had been beaten up by the cat, with a mixture of anger and amusement.
"What do you say?"
Huang Qi rubbed his face while rolling his eyes at his girlfriend.
"Who told you to speak so rudely? You can fool me all you want, I'm used to it anyway. But what kind of cat is Mimi? Do you think she won't get angry when you talk to her like that?"
Meimei wiped the dirt off Huang Qi's face. Seeing that Lin Ge was still glaring angrily at her boyfriend, she could only apologize helplessly, "Mimi, don't pay attention to this idiot. He doesn't think before he speaks. Just ignore him."
"It must be really hard for you to like a fart."
Lin Ge stared unhappily at this stupid girl who also lacked brain capacity and had become stupid from writing novels.
After the argument ended, the two people and the cat continued watching the white cat give birth.
The fourth kitten arrived later than expected; even an hour passed, and it still showed no sign of leaving its mother's womb. The anxious white cat lay helplessly on the stone table in the pavilion, impatiently rolling from side to side, much to the dismay of the three kittens in its arms. Every time the mother turned over, they would stumble and crawl towards her for milk. But halfway there, the white cat would turn back, crushing the three squeaking kittens beneath her. If Huang Qi hadn't intervened, the slow-witted white cat might have crushed the unfortunate eldest kitten to death.
"Really... we can't let our guard down for even a second! This guy has a history of having children, how come he was so careless when giving birth!"
Huang Qi wiped away imaginary cold sweat from his forehead, carefully dried the eldest cat's body, and then returned it to its mother's arms. He wore gloves the entire time, trying to ensure that his hands and other parts of his body did not come into contact with the white cat or the kittens. As for the clothes that Meimei had used as a cat bed, there was no way to force the issue of the scent on them. Judging from the white cat's current attitude, it shouldn't be so bad as to kill the kittens over such a small matter.
Besides, Meimei is also unlucky. Her sweater is completely beyond washing, and her favorite coat is also ruined. We'll buy Meimei a new one after we get the surgery fees from Mimi. That guy is rich; he probably won't be stingy with small amounts of money.
Huang Qi thought to himself, then bent down and took out a box of disinfectant wipes from the box.
He bought these wet wipes from a baby store; they're professionally made for babies and are expensive, completely different from the cheap ones from supermarkets that other pet hospitals use.
He didn't pick up the kitten; instead, he gently wiped the kitten and the messy white cat's body with wet wipes.
Meimei watched with envy and pulled out a few wet wipes to help. She seemed quite fond of the second kitten born, constantly stroking the striped fur on the kitten's back with her fingers through the wipes, a silly smile on her face.
Lin Ge really wanted to see what the little cub looked like, but Huang Qi strictly told him to stay away, so he could only squat down next to him, looking at the sky that was gradually darkening.
Astragalus was right; it's going to rain again.
'Crash...'
The sound of rain quickly changed from a light drizzle to a continuous downpour, and the pavilion seemed isolated like an island in the rain.
There wasn't a single passerby around, and no one knew that in such a remote place, two kind-hearted people and a silent tomcat were patiently helping a strange white cat give birth, watching the little lives slowly come into the world.
Along the way, Meimei proudly showed her second baby to Lin Ge, who could only make out that it was a small yellow and white creature after cleaning it. It had a tiny tail, a soft body, and was wriggling in Meimei's palm with its eyes closed, making sounds like a little mouse.
This little guy seemed to recognize Berry's scent, and it appeared that the clothes under the white cat made him feel safe around Berry. Therefore, even when he was taken away from his mother, he didn't struggle much and even licked Berry's wrist, making the girl giggle.
"I want to adopt it!"
Meimei looked up at Huangqi with unwavering determination.
"You can't even support yourself!"
Huang Qi refused without hesitation.
"But you can help me raise it! And I'll take care of you, okay? Huang Qi, don't get me wrong!"
Meimei argued her case logically.
"But it's still small and can't be separated from its mother. If you take it away now, you can only feed it goat milk, what if it becomes malnourished?"
The approach of using Astragalus membranaceus is to shift focus.
"I don't care, you just need to figure something out!"
Meimei unleashed a woman's most unreasonable and deadly move.
Seeing that Huang Qi was still trying to talk nonsense, she glared at him and snapped, "If you dare say another word against it, I'll make you walk back on a limp today! Oh, and I'll also tell Auntie that you bullied me! Do you believe I'll go to the city right now and break your legs!"
"..."
Huang Qi conceded defeat.
He could only compromise, saying, "Then let's take the mother cat and these kittens back to our hospital for a few days. But it's a promise, they can't stay here indefinitely! If we keep so many cats at home, we can forget about doing dog business!"
"Hey hey hey..."
Berry smiled contentedly.
However, Huang Qi probably never imagined that there's a saying in this world: "It's easy to invite a god, but hard to send him away." Having found herself a human servant, and one that's so easy to bully, how could the white cat mother and kittens possibly leave so easily?
Of course, this matter has nothing to do with Lingo.
He simply stared idly at the rain outside, then strained his ears to listen to the chirping of a few little cubs. He had to admit, after getting used to it, their sweet, cuddly voices were quite pleasant, making Lin Ge almost want to turn away…
He quickly shook his head, banishing the idea of making trouble for himself from his mind.
Fearing further trouble, he desperately tried to recall the mother hawksbill turtle and her three kittens, trying to convince himself that his house already had enough problems. Besides… adopting a white cat, wouldn't that be like keeping a mistress?
Zhang Yong, Zhu Jun, and those five little devils will laugh themselves to death.
Ultimately, his own pride and the dignity of being a cat police officer prevailed, and Lingo finally stopped seeking his own death.
"Meow!"
The white cat cried out again, because the fourth kitten had finally had enough sleep in its mother's belly and decided to come out to compete with its three older brothers and sisters for food.
Its three older siblings each had different fur colors: the eldest was calico, the second was yellow and white, and the third was yellow. The youngest, however, was completely black; it was anyone's guess what it would look like after being cleaned.
It emerged smoothly, with most of its body emerging in less than two minutes, leaving only its two hind legs still struggling.
After licking the amniotic sac off the fourth kitten, the white cat grew impatient. Weakened and exhausted from the prolonged ordeal, it was eager to move around. In a moment of dizziness, it stood up, its rear end still dangling from the fourth kitten.
The three nursing babies also fell out of their mother's arms.
"Holy crap, what are you doing, Xiaobai?!"
Huang Qi was horrified; she had never seen such a careless mother. The way the fourth child was hanging upside down behind it was a pitiful sight; if it continued like that, it was doomed!
"Ow!"
Lin Ge was also startled and quickly yelled, ordering the idiot to lie down immediately.
"Meow~"
The white cat still listened to Lin Ge. Upon hearing this, it lay down again and sandwiched the fourth cat between its legs...
The three little ones were also trapped under its belly.
There was a great deal of chaos.
With Huang Qi's help and Mei Mei's mishap, all four little ones were successfully rescued.
The fourth little guy was initially motionless, which frightened Huang Qi so much that she thought he had died. However, after she held him and dried him off, the little guy slowly woke up and started grumbling in Huang Qi's hands.
Yes, they must be swearing!
Based on the distinctly different frequencies of the little guy's cries compared to his three older siblings, Lin Ge judged that this guy must have a very irritable temper.
After being cleaned, the kitten's fur finally came into view—it was a tabby. All four kittens were different colors, leaving even Huang Qi astonished. Although he hadn't delivered many kittens, he'd seen them in books and videos! Such distinct coloring in four kittens was a rare sight, even for him. While cat fur color can be quite random, this level of randomness was almost unbelievable.
More importantly, their mother was a white cat!
But besides the second sister, which other cat has so many white spots? The unknown father of these kittens must have amazing genes.
Huang Qi was amazed.
Seeing that the white cat's belly had shrunk and there were enough kittens, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, concluding that the mother cat had finally finished giving birth.
It's been almost two and a half hours since Meimei called him. Unfortunately, it's still raining heavily outside, and the two of them, along with so many cats, can't do anything else but stay here and wait for the rain to stop.
After handing over the important task of wiping the cat's body to the enthusiastic Meimei, Huang Qi took a breath and sat down, intending to chat with Lin Ge to discuss the medical expenses.
"Astragalus!"
Suddenly, Meimei screamed loudly.
Huang Qi jumped up, instinctively trying to figure out which cat was causing the problem. But when he turned around, he was dumbfounded.
The white cat, who was dozing off, suddenly had a mysterious white object appear behind it. The little guy had no idea that its mother had given up, and was now desperately trying to squeeze out on its own, looking every bit the hero struggling to survive.
To Huang Qi's amazement, the white cat mother finally gave birth to a white kitten, eliminating the need for DNA testing to verify parentage.
Even through the amniotic sac, it was clear that the fifth cat was a white cat, pure white without a single other color.
"Idiot, lift your leg!"
Huang Qi did not hesitate to pry open the mother cat's legs.
(End of this chapter)
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