The most melodramatic rebirth in history

Chapter 32 Don’t take the usual path!
Nearly a thousand miles from Gujing Village, a continuous, verdant mountain range rises abruptly from the ground, shrouded in mist.

Between the two highest peaks of the mountains, a shimmering, silvery waterfall, like the Milky Way, hangs down from a height of three thousand feet, leaving people in awe!
The waterfall drops three thousand feet, as if the Milky Way is falling from the sky!
At that moment, an elderly man with white hair was gazing at the waterfall from afar. Touched by the sight, he couldn't help but exclaim, "So the magnificent scene described by that great poet really exists!"

"It seems I must forget my identity for now. I am simply called Ling Weiyun!" The old man muttered to himself thoughtfully before slowly walking up the mountain.

This old man was Feng Ling's clone, who had been traveling for three days without eating or drinking before arriving at the foot of the Jade Purity Sect.

"Boom!...!"

The powerful roar of the rushing water was awe-inspiring and resounded throughout the deep valley below.

Ling Weiyun's clone slowly climbed up the mountainside on both sides of the waterfall.

In the old man's mind: as long as he reaches the top and finds someone from the Jade Purity Sect to confirm his status as an honorary elder, that's enough. He doesn't care about any rewards or honors. As for which path I came from... that's none of your business.

As an assassin in his past life, Feng Ling has always enjoyed a bit of excitement!
Such a magnificent waterfall, wouldn't it be a waste of the Creator's gift if we didn't get up close and take a closer look?

"Wow~, Yuqing Waterfall... How magnificent!" Two handsome disciples happened to pass by the waterfall from the mountaintop. They stopped and gazed at the Milky Way signboard, which the entire sect was so proud of.

"Senior brother, did you hear anything?" Suddenly, the thin disciple's expression changed, and an unnatural flush rose on his face.

He thought he heard a "slap slap" sound!

"Uh... wait a minute." Upon hearing this, the slightly chubby disciple was taken aback, and then began to carefully sense his surroundings.

"Hmm, the sound of the waterfall is a bit strange today! It's like... heavy breathing!"

The slightly chubby disciple was initially puzzled, but then awkwardly realized he understood something.

The sound of slapping + panting = "..."

"Holy crap! Who the hell has this kind of interest?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, could it be that one of the senior brothers or sisters had a sudden whim... Ah... I'm impressed!"

Thinking it was a secret rendezvous among the sect's disciples, the fat and thin disciples winked and put on a sly grin.

The two of them crouched low, moving with the gait of cats, and stealthily peered down the cliff.

"Watching couples show their affection at Yuqing Waterfall from the cliff face is so exciting and romantic!"

The slender disciple was probably still a novice. He looked on with longing as he moved around, fantasizing about how he could experience something like that himself!
"Fuck it!"

"Why haven't we reached the top yet...?"

Ling Weiyun's clone looked up, panting, and grabbed a small, protruding rock, cursing under his breath.

From a distance, the waterfall didn't seem very high, but after climbing for a long time, he still couldn't see the end. Because he was doing it on a whim and didn't use any supernatural powers, he managed to escape the Jade Purity Sect's investigation.

"Huh? Are all young people these days so frivolous?" Just as the clone was going crazy, two clear, cheeky laughs echoed in his ears without reservation, making his old face turn liver-colored.

The clone thought indignantly, "Why are you slandering me? Didn't you see how tired the old man was climbing? Can't he even catch his breath?"

Just then, two guys appeared on the edge of the cliff, peering out. Then, the two of them shot out eyes like hungry wolves, scanning the area below the cliff, looking very excited!

"Hey! You two kind young men, come and lend this old man a hand!"

Originally intending to simply take out the Jade Purity Token and have the two lead the way, Ling Weiyun had a sudden thought and decided to test the waters with the two of them first.

Testing the waters, sure! However, he forgot whose turf he was testing it on…

"Hey, there's an old man over there! He's so old, and he still dares to do this? Wait here, I'm coming right over to give you a hand!"

The slender disciple followed the sound and immediately saw the white-haired old man lying on the steep rock face. His words were full of emotion and disbelief.

"What the hell?! You idiot, do you even understand? That's an enemy attack, an enemy attack!"

The slightly overweight disciple was furious. He slapped the thin disciple hard on the head, his eyes filled with disdain.

After speaking, the slightly chubby disciple looked smugly at the thin disciple who was looking down, seemingly wanting to say something but holding back.

"Senior brother, you're talking about an enemy attack... do you understand?" "Hmph, you dare to talk back! Of course I... Ah~! It's... it's... an enemy attack!"

The slightly chubby disciple realized what was happening and his fist, which was about to punish the thin disciple, stopped abruptly. In a panic, he let out a loud shout that echoed through the sky!

"No, there's an enemy attack!"

Deep within the Jade Purity Sect, a cry of shock and anger rang out simultaneously from several residences. In the next instant, a large number of disciples rushed towards the cliff of Jade Purity Waterfall.

"What do we do? What do we do? He's almost up... Oh no! A rock!!"

"Yes, yes, smash him! Hit him on the head with something! Smash him down!"

In their panic, the two noticed a lot of debris at their feet. Their eyes lit up instantly, and they grabbed a large amount of debris and threw it at the figure below the cliff.

"You two little brats, don't you know how to cherish the young and the old?"

An angry shout came from below the cliff; Ling Weiyun's clone was furious.

After waiting for ages, no rescue came; instead, they were met with a pile of broken rocks!

Thankfully, those two guys were squinting and had practically zero aim... they managed to miss a single one! Otherwise, this whole climb would have been for nothing!

"Junior brother, move aside! I'll handle this..."

A sharp, urgent shout rang out.

The slender disciple's eyes twitched violently, and in a hasty dodge, he narrowly avoided the attack. It was indeed the slightly overweight disciple, his face flushed, who had flung a massive boulder, the size of a millstone and weighing three to five hundred pounds, off the cliff!
Immediately, unwilling to give up halfway, he continued to use his strength to reach the wriggling Ling Weiyun clone. His head twitched, and a bad premonition came over him.

"Falling! Falling! Falling...!"

This scene inexplicably excited the two cunning young men, who stood on the edge of the cliff and shouted excitedly.

"Boom~!"

A loud splash echoed, sending up a three-meter-high spray of sparkling water. Two sleazy heads poked out again, carefully peering down.

"Huh? There's nobody here!"

"Haha! It's definitely going to fall!"

The fat and thin disciples were quite pleased with themselves, fantasizing, "This time, we two are the heroes who repelled the enemy attack. If we can easily obtain some decent cultivation resources and rewards, we can become inner disciples!"

……

"Tch! You two, get out of here!"

"Bandits who have broken into the mountains, stop! Don't harm my sect's disciples!"

A loud shout mixed with shock and anger.

Suddenly, an elderly man with white hair raised his leg at a 120-degree angle and delivered a swift double kick, sending the two foolish young men flying away!

It's hard to imagine how someone his age and with his old legs could do such a difficult move—the splits!
"Ah~!"

As for the fat and thin disciples, when they turned their heads in response to the sound, they felt a terrifying force coming from their chins, and then... the scene was too beautiful!
With a sweeping leg, he precisely kicked them in the chin, sending them flying and spinning them into the water, helping them complete a high-altitude spinning top-like fancy landing!

"How dare you! Where did this old monster come from? Take this palm strike!" The inner sect elder who arrived first was furious and ashamed, and struck the white-haired old monster on the back of the head with a whistling palm.

Luo Bin's eyes were filled with malice. This man completely disregarded his words and kicked the two disciples down.

Although there was water below and the two of them wouldn't perish due to their cultivation levels, they still lost face!
"A ninth-level advanced ghost spirit master?"

Sensing the newcomer's cultivation level, Ling Weiyun's clone stroked his beard and smiled slightly, thinking to himself, "This person doesn't look like a good person at all!"

The zongzi sits alone on pins and needles; also known as: Ghostly Spirits' Journey to the Gods.

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