I manifested the Shushan game
Chapter 91 This expert is real! 2?
Chapter 91 This expert is real! (Lightness + Force Reduction) + 2 = ?
Not only Chen Kai, but also many people online saw the video posted by the head of the Chen family and witnessed this scene due to the high level of attention.
Anyone would break down in this situation. He filmed three old men in white vests and claimed they were elders of the workshop and experts within the clan.
The fact that Elder Gongtang could calmly look at the camera is admirable.
It's normal for the other two uncles to be unable to hold back their laughter.
Then, they saw the Chen family head leading his experts, following the white dog out of the Chen family compound, and heading towards the village road.
Not long after, a video taken by the Chen family head showed several dog thieves catching a dog.
This piqued the interest of those who saw the Linhe County cultural tourism video and were curious about the details of the dog thief.
As expected, the head of the Chen family filmed the video.
The next step should be the police being called, and then the uncle coming to arrest the person, right?
Everyone was stunned when they saw the Chen family head talking to his phone about eliminating these demonic people, and being discovered by a dog thief.
No, Patriarch Chen, why aren't you playing by the rules?
They're criminals, and you're just a blogger who makes abstract videos about cultivating immortality. Do you really think you're cultivating immortality?
The crucial point is that the head of the Chen family then proceeded to provoke the dog thief with zero frames of attack:
"Now that you demonic sorcerers have discovered us, we will no longer hide. Today, our Chen family will take you, these wicked demonic sorcerers, into custody!"
Everyone could see the bewildered expressions on the faces of the five dog thieves in the video.
Honestly, they were just as stunned when they saw this.
Patriarch Chen, there's a limit to your abstract art.
When they saw the leader of the dog thieves pull out a dagger and threaten the head of the Chen family, everyone gasped for breath.
Blood could be drawn at any moment.
However, it seems that the clarification video from the Linhe County Culture and Tourism Bureau did not mention anyone being injured, nor did it mention that the dog thief was caught. Judging from his swollen face in the video, he looked quite pitiful.
It must have been the police officers who had already made arrangements and intervened in time to save the Chen family head and the others.
But the next moment, the video heard the curse "Fuck your brain..." and then saw an old man in a white vest rush out and land a few punches on the face of the dog thief with the dagger.
The dog thief was stunned by the beating and fell straight down.
The audience was also stunned when they saw the old man in his white vest.
Isn't this a master from the Chen clan?
No, you're really good at this.
Then, an even more shocking scene unfolded: the elder of the workshop also made a move, and then the two old men in white vests teamed up to take down the dog thieves one by one.
The key was that he was hit hard in the face, and that's how the dog thief's face swelled up like a pig's head.
The last dog thief was so scared that he knelt down and begged for mercy.
It's practically a glimpse of the Fire Cloud Evil God.
You think I'm just an old man in a white vest, weak and frail? But can your face withstand my fist, which is as big as a sandbag?
Is that what you mean?
But this was quite sudden, even more so than when the Fire Cloud Evil God in Kung Fu Hustle shot himself in the temple.
Patriarch Chen, weren't you into abstract art?
The people in the cultural and tourism sector were shocked, especially the people who went with Captain Li to film the dog thieves today. They said, "How could Captain Li and his men be so ruthless, shooting right in the face?" It turned out that it was the Chen family who did it.
What kind of martial arts moves are these? Why are they aiming straight for my face?
Chen Kai was much calmer. After all, he had visited the Chen family and witnessed some of their wonders, such as their feng shui and ancient buildings that could withstand artillery shells. Therefore, he was not surprised that the people of the Chen family knew some martial arts.
I didn't see that the Chen family had such a large training ground. In the past, they were able to lead the surrounding villages to protect their homes and fight against rebel soldiers and bandits. Without real skills, how could they win the respect of the people and accomplish such things?
However, this is a good thing, because they will have more to promote. The story of how the Chen family led the surrounding villages to fight against bandits and resist rebel soldiers can be unearthed.
The Chen family's resistance against the mutinous soldiers couldn't have been limited to Shangyuan Village, could it? Did they go to the county to assist the officials or anything like that? Among the remaining ancient buildings in the county, there's a section of ancient earthen wall, isn't there?
This seems to be the area where the Chen family led the able-bodied men from the surrounding villages to help defend the city when rebel troops came in the past.
Well, we need to confirm this with Patriarch Chen. Once it's confirmed, then it's true.
It's impossible to make things up.
What surprised him the most was the sound of the horn. He had always thought that the experts in the Chen clan, including Elder Gongtang, were also playing with abstract concepts like him, this demonic sorcerer.
When he saw those dog thieves with their heads swollen like pigs, he instinctively covered his face.
Fortunately, I was just playing with abstract concepts and didn't actually intend to attack the Chen family.
He was feeling relieved when he discovered that some fans had left him messages:
"Sound the horn, I feel like you're about to be in trouble. The Chen family's experts are truly masters."
"Sound the horn, do you know martial arts too? Can you defeat the elder of the Chen family's workshop?"
"..." Mingdi didn't want to answer that question.
Are the Chen family masters really that strong? In a fight, it would just be that the opponent throws a punch at you, and you kneel down begging them not to die.
However, in response to these inquiries, he stubbornly replied, "They are not worthy of my attention. My only opponent is Patriarch Chen, and I will defeat him together with the Dog Demon King brothers."
As the video continues to play, you can see the scene of the Chen family's junior sister treating and bandaging the dog. Her gentle demeanor attracted many people, who couldn't help but leave comments in the comment section.
"Junior sister is so kind. No wonder those dogs were wearing bandages; it turns out she treated them all."
"That Fangfang is really awful, while my junior sister's kindness shines through."
Suddenly, it seemed like everyone had gained a junior sister.
Finally, the dog demon king came out, and everyone saw that when the Chen family owner opened the cage to let it out, it actually shrank back and wouldn't come out.
The scene was like two mortal enemies, one in distress being rescued by the other and showing no gratitude whatsoever.
Seriously, this little mongrel is so human-like.
Finally, there's a scene of the Chen family head bandaging the little mongrel.
The video also included subtitles: "Forcing the Dog Demon King to owe a favor."
Afterwards, the scene where the Chen family head roughly treated the little mongrel and forced the dog demon king to owe him a favor was truly hilarious.
Seriously, this video has so many amazing moments.
When the little mongrel led the pack away, the screen went black, and many people thought the video was over. But when they checked the progress bar, it turned out it wasn't over yet.
The scene where Li Rui brings his uncle onto the screen is obviously not suitable for him to appear on camera, or it would be forbidden to film his uncle appearing on camera without permission.
The screen then lit up again, accompanied by the sound of barking dogs. The scene showed the Dog King, with bandages wrapped around his legs, leading a large army to surround the Chen family patriarch's courtyard.
This scene was astonishing. According to the abstract video explanation by the Chen family head, it was the Dog Demon King leading a large army of dog demons to surround the Chen family head.
Crucially, when the Chen family head appeared, the little mongrel also came out on its own and started barking at him.
This must be the Dog Demon King emerging from his army to issue a challenge to the Chen family head, right?
Is this going to be a one-on-one duel?
Many people shook their heads when they thought of this. How could the Chen family head have made himself look so abstract in his abstract video?
In the video, when the man and the dog were facing off, the head of the Chen family walked over, picked up the dog demon king, and then a scene that surprised everyone appeared: the dog demon king licked the head of the Chen family's hand in a very obsequious and fawning manner.
Anyone who knows dogs understands that this is an affectionate behavior that dogs only show to their owners.
What the hell!
Could it be that the Dog Demon King has recognized a master and brought the Dog Demon Clan to join the Chen Family?
As everyone had guessed, the scene shifted to the Chen clan members gathering and beginning to adopt the stray dogs.
This can be considered as telling everyone the truth and final outcome of the dog abuse incident.
The video ends with a black screen and a line of text: "The young clan leader is naive and inexperienced, so he let the Dog Demon King set a trap and found a long-term meal ticket for the Dog Demon clan!"
Upon seeing this, many people smiled knowingly, and at the same time, some admired the Chen family head and Chen Shi. After all, they were the victims in this matter, having done a good deed but being slandered. Yet, the Chen family head and Chen Shi did not take any major action, but simply released the video calmly and indifferently.
The comment section of the video then became lively:
"Who would understand? I thought Patriarch Chen was a fool, but that old man in a white vest turned me into a fool."
"So Elder Gongtang is really that amazing. I was blinded by his white vest and didn't recognize his true worth."
"While the experts are real, it's impossible that the Chen family head is still cultivating immortality, right?"
"..."
After the video was uploaded, Chen Han, Xiao Mi, Xiao Yu, Chen Da Gou, and Chen Shuisheng naturally paid attention to it and saw that most of the comments section was discussing Chen Lin and Chen Da Gou's handling of the dog thief.
After all, even the most quirky abstract videos are just for fun, but a true master is a master.
Even a martial arts expert might not dare to confront a dog thief who has a dagger, but the Chen family's expert not only went for it but also dispatched the thief in just a couple of swift moves.
That was clean and efficient, that was the level of combat power.
China is a country with a rich martial arts and chivalry culture, and people have a special affection for martial arts. So even though they know there are many scoundrels on the internet who use martial arts as a front, they still manage to make a living.
Now it's clear that there are two truly skilled masters.
The key point is that before this, they hadn't promoted this matter at all. When the Chen family head made a video saying that the Gongtang Elder was a master in the clan, everyone thought it was just an abstract concept, and I believe some people even made fun of it.
Who knew that while the videos of the Chen family head were all abstract, the details about this master were actually true?
“Uncle, a lot of people are following you now.” Xiaoyu said with a big smile as she looked at Chen Lin’s account, “Elder of the Chen Clan Craft Hall.”
"Hmm!" Chen Lin also saw that many people had left him messages.
Seeing these phrases like "Greetings, Elder Chen" and "Elder is so arrogant," he couldn't stop smiling.
Chen Dagou secretly peeked at Chen Lin's phone: "Chen Lin, how did they know what your account number is?"
After asking that question, he saw the nickname "Elder of the Workshop" on Chen Lin's account and then he understood.
Xiaoyu then suggested, "Uncle, everyone's talking about you Chen family masters right now. I'll strike while the iron is hot and film a video of you practicing your boxing. That will do."
This made Chen Lin and the others eager to try, so they went out into the yard.
Chen Han frowned slightly, sensing something was amiss. The dog lover (Fangfang) had been arrested, right? Shouldn't that have been resolved on a humanitarian basis? Why hadn't a notification appeared yet?
He waited for a long time, but still received no notification.
Time passed, and even as night fell, the same thing happened; no further notifications from 'Barking Immortal' appeared.
Does the humanitarian solution mean a solution in the literal sense?
That can't be, right?
However, the incident of dog abuse and dog theft only gained more attention at night.
After all, dog abuse and dog theft are already hot social issues. Then, a netizen was arrested for spreading rumors, and martial arts elements were added, with the dog thief being knocked down by two experts in just a couple of blows.
This is practically a fully stacked buff.
Moreover, as the trend spread, Chen Han lay on a recliner scrolling through videos and discovered three related videos that had also gone viral.
One of them was even a video of a member of the Demonic Cult: "Heartbroken, the Chen family head must have used some despicable means to make my dog demon king brother submit. It's too hateful. With both old and new grudges, I will definitely make the Chen family head pay the price and rescue my brother."
The other party also tagged him.
Seriously, this demonic cultivator is incredibly quick-witted. After finding this path, he's really thrived, always managing to capitalize on the trending topics.
Just look at the comments on his video, and everyone admires him:
"666, as expected of a prodigy, the idea just pops into your head after a quick turn, right?"
"After seeing the Dog Demon King lead his people to submit to Patriarch Chen, I was wondering how you were going to continue."
"What I was thinking was that since your buddies all voted, you would vote for them too, but what you did really hurt my back."
"..."
Chen Han smiled and then saw another video.
This video was posted by a storyteller blogger: "Today, there's been a huge uproar about dog abuse online, but that's not what I want to talk about today. Don't you all think that Chen Jiazhu's video, though abstract, could be made into an animation or movie? Stray dogs could be turned into dog demons, lion-headed geese could be turned into Xuanshuang lion-headed geese, and horns, dog lovers (Fangfang), and dog thieves could appear as demonic cultivators, complete with special effects. Wouldn't that be a great cultivation story?"
"At least the feud between the Chen family and the dog demon clan, the appearance of the dog demon king, the love-hate relationship between the dog demon king and the head of the Chen family, and the story of the dog demon king eventually joining the Chen family as a family spirit beast is a very good plot. It's at least better than 'a billionaire CEO falls in love with a 50-year-old menopausal woman with two children,' right?"
"Any experts willing to adapt this and give it a try?"
This is actually just a video meant to be funny, but the key is that a lot of people are joining in the fun, and some are even posting pictures and videos in the comments section, all with added effects.
There was a dog demon king who transformed, his fur bristling and runes appearing on his body.
There are images of him playing the flute with huge, sculpted geese with black frost heads flying behind him, and images of him in a particular pose with a sword flying up from behind him.
There are so many talented people online; these special effects photos were created in such a short time.
Another video that went viral made him smile. It was a video of his uncle and Uncle Big Dog, in which they were wearing white vests and practicing a set of boxing techniques, namely Taiyi Changquan.
If you open the comments section, you'll see that many people came here because of the dog abuse incident.
"Don't let my white tank top fool you, you can't withstand two of my punches!"
"Is the white vest a standard accessory for an old man in the Chen family martial arts?"
"..."
Occasionally, someone unaware of the situation would ask, "Has another master of the Lightning Five-Strike Whip appeared?"
Immediately, someone started to mislead:
"Brother, go challenge this master! I guarantee you'll become famous!"
"Haha, I support your challenge. They're masters of 'catching punches with their faces' too."
"..."
Chen Han laughed as he read the comments. It seemed his uncle and his friends were really going to become famous.
This is good; it allows the Chen family to present a more diverse image to the outside world.
After scrolling through the videos again, Chen Han suddenly looked in surprise at the game prompt that had suddenly appeared in his mind:
[After the Blood Demon escaped, demonic energy surged across the land, and demonic cultivators became increasingly rampant, making you feel an ever-growing sense of crisis... You used the Spirit Mirror to transmit the power of your family elders and experts, showcasing your family's martial prowess. As the images were transmitted, you successfully deterred some demonic cultivators and received a reward from the Shu Mountain Immortal Sect.]
Congratulations! You have obtained a special beginner's item: Deerhide Boots!
"???" Chen Han didn't expect that the mission of resolving the issue of the barking immortal guest through humanitarian means would not happen, and suddenly the mission of demonstrating the power of the family head would be completed.
He immediately looked towards the warehouse and, sure enough, saw a pair of gray shoes inside, along with a note:
[Deerhide Boots: This is a special piece of beginner equipment, engraved with unique runes. Wearing it grants a special effect: +2 to Stamina Reduction!]
Looking at the attributes of the deerskin boots, Chen Han subconsciously thought of the two magic robes that had already been activated, both of which had the attribute of +2 Lightness.
(Lightweight + Force Relief) + 2 = ?
This problem is not difficult to solve. Lightness means reducing one's own weight and the effect of Earth's gravity, while unloading means reducing the gravitational acceleration caused by Earth's gravity when falling.
That's truly equivalent to light-footed skill!
Thinking it over, he immediately returned to his room, put on Jing Tian's clothes, and took out his deerskin boots.
The shoes were a bit big, but after he put them on, they shrunk to the size that fit his feet perfectly.
Once he was dressed, he didn't hesitate at all. He flipped over and jumped out of the window. Because of his +2 Lightness attribute, he was less affected by gravity, so his falling speed was much slower than normal, which is what is commonly known as hovering.
Most importantly, after landing, he did not feel the impact of landing from 2 or 3 meters high. It was as if he had just jumped lightly and landed back on the ground.
This feeling is very amazing.
Thinking it over, he took two steps in place to gain leverage, stepped on the wall to get onto the windowsill, and then used the windowsill to get onto the roof. He then leaped off and landed lightly on the ground, barely feeling any impact.
There was a Taoist priest in Wudang who was famous for his 20-meter three-section jump. He believed that (lightness + force reduction) + 2 = could make him jump 20 meters directly.
Just as he turned around, he saw the entrance to the courtyard. His junior sister was standing there, staring blankly at him: "Senior brother, when did you learn qinggong (lightness skill)?"
(End of this chapter)
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