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Chapter 100 So, do you want it steamed or made into soup?
Their attempt to steal a chicken backfired; instead of curing their kidney deficiency, they developed prostate problems, leaving them feeling utterly hopeless.

Life is supposed to be a wilderness, right? It really is full of pitfalls at every turn.

"Okay, teacher, I understand. Don't worry, I definitely won't let them eat it again."

Okay, you should get some rest too.

After hanging up the phone, Lin Mo glared angrily at the two idiots. That stuff was medicine; how could they just take it like that?
Fortunately, Professor Li prescribed a nourishing and conditioning medicine this time, and since neither of them ate much, each only drank one packet, so there were no problems.

"You two, aren't you supposed to have kidneys of iron? Why are you pretending to be weaklings now?"
Those are my medications. Professor Li said to take them after meals and avoid spicy food. You guys don't know anything and just shovel them down my throat, which resulted in me having a day's less dose.

Faced with his criticism, the library twins seemed particularly guilty.

"Um, we've finished eating," the Sichuan girl whispered.

Lin Mo:
"Get out of here and stay out of the way. Is that something for you to worry about after you finish eating? Come on, aren't you all supposed to have prostate problems? You even have split urine streams, three streams! Show me how!"

Upon hearing this, the twins exchanged a glance, then one slid to her knees while the other hugged one of his legs.

"Old Mo, you won't tell anyone, right? My pee doesn't actually split!"

"Please, I don't want anyone to know I have a prostate problem. If you don't agree, we won't get up!"

The two started wailing, after all, what they had just done was quite embarrassing, and the thought of it made them feel mortified.

"What forked branch? Who has a prostate problem?"

Miss Yuan's voice suddenly appeared, and the two people on the ground turned pale instantly.

"Well, it's obvious."

Lin Mo said with a hint of schadenfreude when he saw Miss Yuan appear.

The two people on the ground turned their stiff necks to look at the doorway.

"Sister Yuan, when did you arrive?" The Sichuan girl's smile was almost like crying.

Miss Yuan narrowed her large eyes slightly: "I just arrived and heard something about bifurcation and prostate issues. Also, what are you doing?"

Two people:
Five minutes later, Miss Yuan was rolling around on the sofa laughing, clutching her stomach.

"My goodness, isn't your life always this interesting? If I had known, I would have come much earlier. Also, you two didn't even ask about the specific effects of this medicine. You just drank it because you heard it was for kidney tonification?" Miss Yuan said, pointing to the empty bag of Chinese medicine liquid on the table.

Hearing Miss Yuan's mockery, the two, feeling guilty, didn't dare to say a word.

Seeing this, Yuan Meng turned her gun on him and said, "I knew I was right! You run so fast because you have kidney deficiency!"

"Ahem, don't talk nonsense, I'm just taking normal care of my body," Lin Mo said somewhat guiltily, then quickly changed the subject and continued, "By the way, have you made all the arrangements above?"

Upon hearing this, Yuan Meng's attention was indeed diverted: "Of course, come on, come on, let's go upstairs and visit my secret base."

He then got up and led the three of them upstairs in a flurry.

Lin Mo was also curious about the arrangements she mentioned. After all, he hadn't paid attention to Yuan Meng's arrangements since he came up once on the first day when he viewed the house. The only time he came over was at noon today.

Soon, the three of them took the elevator to Miss Yuan's floor.

"Ta-da! This is my newest secret base!"

As Miss Yuan opened the door, the three of them were immediately drawn to it. The originally well-decorated house now had many anime-style elements.

The living room is filled with various anime-themed decorations, and even the wallpaper on the walls features various female characters from the anime/manga series "Yongjie".

In the center of the living room stands a pool table, and rows of cues hang on the wall. In two corners near the balcony, there are life-size models of armor, one representing Iron Man and the other Imperial Armor, a fusion of East and West.

Wow~~ That's so cool!

"Holy crap, it's only been a few days and it's already been transformed like this? It's practically my dream love room!"

Chuanmei and Wang Chu were so shocked that they didn't know where to look, and their mouths were agape. Plus, they were computer science students and knew a bit about programming, so C language was just spouting off like it was free.

"You're very efficient, Sister Yuan!"

While the two programming students were coding, Lin Mo gave them a thumbs up and exclaimed in admiration.

"It's a small problem. I hired professionals to make the renovations. I made a few requests, and they came up with a plan overnight. They started working on it the next day. The only cost was a little more money. It's not worth mentioning." Miss Yuan said proudly, hands on her hips.

Lin Mo:
I tried everything I could to avoid, but you surprised me with this huge surprise. It felt like someone forced me to eat a huge mouthful of caviar, which was expensive but incredibly salty.

"Anyone is welcome to come over to my place to hang out, play pool, and I also have a card and chess room."

As she spoke, Miss Yuan pushed open a door, revealing a mahjong machine inside. The room was filled with mahjong-themed elements, complete with a sofa and a water dispenser.

"And of course, there are esports rooms."

To everyone's surprise, Miss Yuan pushed open another door, revealing five computers, full of cyberpunk elements, and even cool lighting.

Every computer inside was a high-end model, costing tens of thousands of yuan. The Sichuan girl was so envious that tears streamed down her face.

His newly updated equipment isn't even as good as this guy's; he's just ridiculously rich.

"Why are there five computers? Aren't there four of us?" Lin Mo asked.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan rolled her eyes at him: "What kind of e-sports room is it if there aren't five computers connected together? If Zhang Wei is free in the future, we can call him over. That way, the five of us can play Varian, League of Legends, CS:GO, and even multiplayer games."

Four people can play PUBG or mahjong, three people can rob someone, and two people can play pool. I'm simply a genius.

By the way, those two suits of armor in the living room are wearable, not just models.

As soon as he finished speaking, the two girls from Sichuan darted over like big black rats.

"Godmother, I want to play, please!"

"I also want!"

Yuan Meng:
Lin Mo:
Before long, Iron Man appeared in the living room battling a now-chubby Emperor.

Lin Mo slapped his forehead. He thought that the Emperor Knight was hiding a supernatural beast inside.

"No, is it okay to do this?" Lin Mo asked, pointing at the two of them.

In contrast, Miss Yuan remained calm and collected, recording this classic moment with her phone.

"Isn't this interesting? Don't worry, I've prepared one for you too."

"Given to me? What do you mean?" Lin Mo asked, puzzled.

The next second he was pushed into a room.

Yuan Meng pointed to the tea set inside and said, "Look at this tea room! I went home and stole a lot of my dad's tea leaves. From now on, you'll be in charge of brewing tea, hahaha!"

Lin Mo:
There's food, drinks, and entertainment all here, and most importantly, there's someone to brew tea for you—it's practically paradise!

Just as Miss Yuan was letting out a maniacal Uchiha laugh, on the other side was her cousin Su He's house.

"I must have had the worst luck in the world. I work like a beast of burden at work, and then I have to cook medicine for you after get off work. Don't you have a housekeeper at home?"

Su He placed a bowl of dark, unappetizing Chinese medicine on the table and complained.

"Who can blame us for our Su Su being so skillful? She's elegant in public and capable in the kitchen. Whoever marries you will be so lucky!" Liu Ruyan shamelessly flattered Su He.

Su He scoffed and said, "Come on, tell me, what brings you here this time? By the way, didn't Yuan Hua already leave?"

After taking a sip of Chinese medicine, Liu Ruyan's originally delicate features became distorted. It proved that even the most beautiful girl would lose control of her facial expressions after drinking Chinese medicine.

"Ugh~ This tastes awful!" Liu Ruyan exclaimed, putting down her bowl and continuing, "The reason I came here is, of course, because you owe me!"

"I owe you? Me? Say it again?" Su He immediately raised her voice.

What do you mean by owing her? She's just a lowly employee, a small manager in the company, but she's still just a slightly higher-level employee. You, a big boss, are telling me I owe you something?
"Don't get upset, you know I get menstrual cramps every time I have my period, right?"

Su He nodded. It was an old problem. Liu Ruyan was like this back in school, and Su He had taken care of that woman quite a bit back then.

"I went to see a traditional Chinese medicine doctor today, and guess who I saw?"

"Could it be that scumbag from medical school who pursued you back then but failed and then pursued me? I didn't agree to date him, but I didn't do anything to betray him!" Su He asked suspiciously.

Liu Ruyan: "Ahem. Let's not talk about the past. It makes me sound like a woman with a lot of romantic history who's a scumbag."

It's Xiao Mo! And it's my cousin in a white lab coat and uniform! Ahhhhhh, the new look is so cool!

As Liu Ruyan spoke, her toes curled inward, making her appear very excited.

"No fever? My cousin isn't a doctor, why is he wearing a white coat?" Su He touched Liu Ruyan's forehead and said.

"Get lost, you're the one with a fever, I'm serious."

Then Liu Ruyan recounted what she had seen and heard at the hospital that day.

"Anyway, that's the situation. Your own cousin groped me today. You're his cousin, so what do you suggest we do about it?"

Su He:
Although she couldn't understand how her cousin had become a student of a professor of traditional Chinese medicine and even knew massage, this woman was just trying to provoke her. She could tell that even though he was giving her a massage, she made it sound like her cousin was getting a huge advantage.

"Tch, that's easy. I'll call him, and you two can get your marriage certificate tomorrow. You can just give him a dowry of one or two small fortunes. Then the day after tomorrow, I'll have my cousin dump you and give you half of the family fortune. What do you think?" Su He rolled her eyes at her.

Liu Ruyan: "Get lost, do you think I'm stupid?"

"Otherwise what? What else do you want? You don't mean you want to eat him, do you?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan clapped her hands and said, "Pretty much. Do you know what the old Chinese medicine doctor who treated me today, who is also Xiao Mo's teacher, said?"

Su He: ? ? ?
"People say my illness isn't difficult to treat, but it requires a medicinal catalyst."

"Medicinal catalyst? My cousin?" Su He looked puzzled, but it seemed that Liu Ruyan meant it that way.

Liu Ruyan nodded, a mischievous smile on her face, and said, "The doctor said that men are a woman's tonic, very nourishing!"
And look at my condition, even though I got the medicine, my stomach still hurts. My cousin gave me a massage today, and it worked really well. His hands were so warm, like a furnace, it was such a good tonic! How can you bear to see me suffer, Su Su~~”

Su He:
"So, do you want it steamed, made into soup, or have him bleed it a little?"

Liu Ruyan: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

"Fine, I'll eat it raw!!"

(End of this chapter)