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Chapter 144 Yin Yang Guardian
Lin Mo helped Professor Mu tidy up a bit before heading to the study. Although it was just a small thing, it made the old lady smile even more.

As people get older, they want their children and grandchildren to be around them, and preferably to be far away from their spouse. In her eyes, Lin Mo was a sensible and well-behaved child, and the old lady was quite satisfied.

Lin Mo knocked on the study door, then pushed it open and entered. As soon as he came in, he saw Professor Li taking Wang's pulse and questioning him.

Professor Li: "Do you smoke?"

Director Wang: "I'll smoke, but not much!"

Professor Li: "Hmm, about one packet a day, right? Do you drink alcohol?"

Wang Chu:
"You don't drink much?"

Professor Li: "You drank last night, at least four bottles of beer!"

Wang Chu:
When a person stands in front of those skilled traditional Chinese medicine doctors, they have almost no secrets left; it's as if they've been stripped naked.

The characteristic is that the patient pretends to be confused when they know the answer, while the old Chinese medicine doctor asks questions with the answer in mind.

When Lin Mo came in, he saw that his two roommates' faces were as red as monkey bottoms, and their eyes also showed guilt.

"Teacher, what's going on? Are they alright?" Lin Mo asked.

Upon hearing this, Professor Li shook his head: "There's nothing seriously wrong, he's just a bit physically weak. Has he ever been in a relationship?"

"I don't know. He said he had a relationship before college, but I don't believe him. Anyway, he didn't have one after college!" Lin Mo shook his head.

Upon hearing this, Director Wang, who was standing nearby, quickly interjected, "I really did date before university!"

Professor Li: "You definitely haven't talked to him. You've been holding it in for so long. Remember to be less hands-on in the future. Stick out your tongue, let me see!"

Wang Chu's face turned even redder, feeling embarrassed, but he still obediently did as he was told.

Seeing this, Professor Li nodded, then lowered his head, picked up a pen, and wrote a prescription on the paper while saying, "You have a poor appetite, are prone to bloating, have some indigestion, loose stools, and don't want to drink water. You feel the urge to urinate as soon as you drink water. You also have lower back and knee pain, indicating a slight deficiency of kidney yang."

I'll prescribe a formula for you; take your time to recover.

Seeing that he was finally done, Director Wang had a look of relief, and he was even a little afraid to look at the two brothers.

"Here's the prescription. Go to the Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital to get the medicine. If you don't know where it is, just ask Xiao Lin to take you there," Professor Li said, handing over a prescription.

Director Wang quickly accepted it: "Thank you, Professor Li!"

"It's alright, which of you two will go next?" After saying that, Professor Li looked at Lin Mo and asked.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl swallowed hard and took a step back, saying, "I...I suddenly feel like I'm still okay, how about..."

But before he could finish speaking, Director Wang pulled him over and pressed him into a chair: "You look weak, what are you talking about, hurry up!"

Sichuan girl:.
Are you kidding me? I was just stripped naked and went through a near-death experience. You think you can run away?
If we're going to be bluffing, we should all be bluffing together. Otherwise, how can we hold our heads high in front of our brothers in the future?

Lin Mo didn't care, since he had to see it anyway, but he didn't expect that Director Wang, who looked so fat, was actually so weak.

At this moment, his gaze towards Director Wang was full of mockery, making Director Wang not dare to look at him at all.

Professor Li took a look at the Sichuan girl, then frowned, glanced at her, and then had her switch hands. Finally, he sighed and said helplessly, "I knew I wasn't wrong. You're even weaker than the last one."

You're the same. Stop watching that unhealthy stuff. Look how thin you've become! Even people with girlfriends aren't this thin! Take it easy. Every drop of kidney essence is precious; at this rate, you'll be completely drained before you're thirty.

Hearing this, it was Lin Mo and Director Wang's turn to laugh. The Sichuan girl blushed bright red on the spot, like a shrimp.

Sure enough, the smile didn't disappear; it just moved from one person's face to another.

Upon hearing this, the girl instinctively wanted to deny it: "Doctor, I didn't, I..." Professor Li said: "You lost your kidney essence at least three times last night, and it happened again during the day. Let me take another look. It's happened almost every day recently. What are you still denying?"

Sichuan girl:.
Lin Mo: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓
Wang Chu: o(￣▽￣)d

When Chuanmei heard this, she felt like she had been struck by lightning, and her head was buzzing. How could such a private matter be diagnosed by pulse diagnosis?

While Lin Mo and his companion laughed, they were also somewhat shocked. They hadn't expected that Chuan Mei, who looked so thin, would have such a fiery temper and was actually a hidden macho man.

No wonder he saw so many Warring States period artifacts on the Sichuan girl's bedside the day he returned to school. Turns out you had a clue all along!
"Do you usually crave coolness?" Professor Li asked again.

This time, the Sichuan girl learned her lesson: "It's alright, I only eat it occasionally!"

Professor Li: "You've never eaten anything hot! Do you eat a late-night snack?"

Sichuan girl:.
"No, I really didn't eat this. He can vouch for that last night."

Chuanmei pointed to Director Wang beside her and said.

Upon hearing this, Professor Li gave him a look of exasperation: "Then show me your phone's food delivery records!"

Sichuan girl:.
"So you really have no secrets at all?" Lin Mo laughed twice and said, "Just eat! If my teacher asks you anything, just tell him the truth. Don't you know the saying 'a sick person shouldn't avoid a doctor'? Otherwise, why would I bring you two here? Don't worry, there's no one else here, what are you afraid of!"

Upon hearing this, Wang Chu and Chuan Mei glanced at the remaining two, their meaning clear: the only ones who should be afraid are roommates, so what are you afraid of?

Professor Li, standing to the side, was already used to such scenes; he had seen even more stubborn patients before.

"These are typical symptoms of kidney yin deficiency. You have strong desires and your body is prone to heat. Don't be fooled by your strong desires and your feeling that you are healthy. In fact, your body is severely depleted. You'll understand when you get a girlfriend. Your stamina is definitely not good!" Professor Li said as he wrote a prescription on a piece of paper.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl could barely lift her head, but at the same time, there was a hint of worry on her face.

Fortunately, Professor Li added, "But it's okay, I can cure your problems!"

Upon hearing this, Chuanmei and Director Wang almost knelt down before the old Chinese medicine doctor. It was so touching; he was practically their second parents!
Lin Mo, on the other hand, asked with some curiosity, "Teacher, how do you know he doesn't have a girlfriend?"

Upon hearing this, Professor Li looked up at his student and said, "What do you think? If he has a girlfriend, does he still need to do everything himself every day?"

Lin Mo:
That makes a lot of sense. No wonder he's an experienced traditional Chinese medicine doctor.

"Here's your prescription. Just go to the Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital to get the medicine." Professor Li handed over the prescription, and Chuanmei quickly took it and stood up. She didn't want to sit in that chair for even a second longer, otherwise, who knows what secrets might be exposed.

Thank you, Professor Li.

Chuanmei stood up to thank him, then exchanged a glance with Director Wang. The two of them tacitly grabbed Lin Mo's arms from either side and pressed him into the chair.

The meaning is obvious. We've both been exposed, so we have to find out some of your secrets. Otherwise, won't we feel inferior in front of our brothers in the future?
Sichuan girl: "Professor Li, please take a look, what's Old Mo's frequency like!"

Director Wang: "Yes, yes, he stayed by himself last night. Please check if he watched any unhealthy things."

Professor Li chuckled upon seeing this. He could understand the thoughts of young boys these days; they clearly wanted to dig up some dirt on their good friend through his words.

"Don't worry, I can tell if there's anything going on," Professor Li said with a smile, then made contact with his student.

He also wanted to see if Lin Mo had been taking care of himself according to his doctor's orders recently.

Lin Mo didn't care much, after all, he knew his own situation, and these two were just being delusional by trying to dig up dirt on him.

Looking at the two people beside him, one with kidney yin deficiency on his left and the other with kidney yang deficiency on his right, Lin Mo couldn't help but smile and say:

"You two should worry more about yourselves. You've become as empty as a yin-yang symbol, haven't you, Yin-Yang Protectors?"

Two people:
(End of this chapter)