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Chapter 153 Don't always say what's on your mind.

"Come on, three, two, one, eggplant!"

Seeing Miss Yuan surrounded by a group of female instructors taking pictures not far away, Lin Mo finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He was almost scared to death just now, especially when the male instructor next to him looked over. If he had dared to say the purpose of this trip, he would have been in for a beating.

Who would have thought that Miss Yuan's target was actually these female instructors? He thought she had her eye on some handsome male instructor.

After all, Miss Yuan's Douyin account is full of fitness bloggers, and they are all handsome guys with eight-pack abs. Watching her scroll through Douyin is almost like visiting a brothel.

Asking for a male instructor's contact information is fine; we're all men, everyone understands. But asking a female instructor's contact information, and expecting him to make her take off her clothes so he can take pictures of her abs? And expecting her to pose, preferably with several other female instructors? Does he even have the nerve to say something like that?

Before he could even speak, the male instructors nearby turned their gazes toward him. If he dared to voice Miss Yuan's request, he would be in for a beating.

The male instructors were all incredibly muscular. With his small frame, let alone one move, he wouldn't even need three moves before they were all kneeling down begging him not to die.

Fortunately, he was quick-witted and pulled Miss Yuan out from behind him, handed her to the female instructor, and told her the whole story.

The female instructor was naturally very happy to hear that she had attracted the attention of such a beautiful girl, and even took the initiative to pull Miss Yuan to take pictures.

The main thing is Miss Yuan's outfit today, coupled with her petite figure and cute appearance, making her look like a giant doll, which is hard for any girl not to like.

Not only did the female instructor not only pat the abs, but she also generously invited Miss Yuan to touch them, which made Lin Mo extremely envious.

Even the enthusiastic and generous female instructors invited Li Shiya, who was taking pictures, to touch it, which startled Miss Yuan, who quickly refused on her behalf.

What a joke! If this were exposed, Li Shiya might die on the spot, without even the male instructor standing by needing to lift a finger.

Half an hour later, Miss Yuan left satisfied, with several new contact information in her phone.

Seeing Lin Mo remain silent and occasionally roll his eyes at her, Miss Yuan said disdainfully, "What are you looking at? You didn't help at all. In the end, I had to step in myself. Stop rolling your eyes at me. You're such a big man, what a waste!"

"How dare you say that? Is it that I'm unwilling to help? How am I supposed to ask that female instructor? If I really wanted to help you, you'd be visiting me in the detention center by now," Lin Mo scoffed at Miss Yuan.

Hearing this, Yuan Meng was very indignant: "How could I not have said that? Didn't I tell you that I saw an instructor who looked really awesome? Do you even know what 'awesome' means?"
You have no idea how nice this girl's abs are to touch; she even has defined abs!

"Really? Sister Yuan, that's not fair of you! You're eating all by yourself!" Li Shiya whispered, slapping her thigh, wishing she could take her place.

Miss Yuan: →_→

Even if you turned into Li Shiya, I would never admit you were a girl. Men, step aside!

"No, Sister Yuan, shouldn't you be looking at those male instructors? Why are you staring at the girls?" Chuanmei asked, puzzled.

Although he can transform into Li Shiya, it's ultimately out of necessity to make a living; his sexual orientation is perfectly fine.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo smiled and said, "I know that. Sister Yuan said she wants to stay single, not have children, and doesn't want to be... cough cough, you know!" Anyway, he couldn't bring himself to say such crude things; he wasn't as bold as Miss Yuan.

"The little black dog is right. Why would I ask for a man's WeChat? How dare I! But it's different with girls, especially female soldiers. They're beautiful and cool. I can't help but have all sorts of fantasies about them, hehe!"

Lin Mo: "Want to join?"

Sichuan girl: "Which of those beauties is named Feifei?"

Miss Yuan: "You two get out of here, right now, immediately!!!"

Soon, all the formations had finished their presentations. Next, all the freshmen lined up on the playground to prepare for the final set of military boxing.

In the shade of the stands, Lin Mo and his two companions sat on the steps.

Upon seeing this, the Sichuan girl shook her head: "Sure enough, it's the same few things every year, no novelty at all. Military training, military training, and they don't even give us guns. What kind of military training is this? Even a model gun would be fine!"

"Our military training here is just a formality. They think we're from Guangxi? Their military training is so formal and high-energy. I saw online that they even have armored vehicles," Lin Mo exclaimed.

On the contrary, Miss Yuan was watching with great interest. Seeing the two of them looking uninterested, she couldn't help but ask, "Hey, have you two learned this style of boxing?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo glanced at her and said, "Military boxing, a minor style of Eastern boxing, has been practiced by millions of people. Many have learned it, but even more have forgotten it. You haven't learned it?"

"Um, I took leave during my university military training, hehe!" Miss Yuan laughed.

Lin Mo:
Sichuan girl:.
Sure enough, there are always some opportunistic, lazy people in this world. Back when they were in military training, they were all trained to a pulp and even got several shades darker from the sun, but some of them always managed to avoid it perfectly. It's so infuriating.

Soon, the military training performance officially ended with Principal Tang's announcement. The instructors left the stage, and the freshmen cheered, signifying that the hard times were over and real university life had finally begun.

In Chengyue Residential Complex, Lin Mo and his two companions entered the elevator.

I don't know what possessed the woman from Sichuan, but she suddenly exclaimed, "I really hope the country can arrest me and force me to do eight hours of physical activity every day. After a month, I'll have eight-pack abs, and the country will realize they arrested the wrong person, release me, and compensate me with 500 million yuan and a very easy job within the system."

While I was going through the paperwork, I was facing a beautiful, fair-skinned, curvaceous, and wealthy young lady. After learning about my situation, she felt very sorry for me. Before long, she began pursuing me relentlessly, and I reluctantly agreed. In the end, I had a happy life and financial freedom—so I wouldn't have to work hard anymore!

Miss Yuan: "A curvy figure? Are you looking down on me?"

Lin Mo: "Are you still half asleep? Besides, if you want to be in a relationship, that's easy, you have so many fans!"

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl said helplessly, "No need for blanched rice noodles, no, not rice noodle rolls... no, no need for mockery, I don't really like blanched rice noodles."

Miss Yuan: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
Lin Mo: "Can you please stop blurting out your true feelings? If you have female fans, then go ahead and get some! Are you suggesting you..."

Sichuan Girl: "Ahem, I ate before I woke up today, no, I came out without eating. I'm a little out of it, hehe!"

Two people:
(End of this chapter)