Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

Chapter 157 You can open it now!

No wonder this woman is so hard for most people to handle; her personality is so unpredictable. She was a crazy auntie who lived a simple life before, and now she's seamlessly switched to a money-grubbing hermit who wants to live off others for the rest of her life.

I'll ruin your jaw in thirty minutes. Aren't you afraid of biting off more than you can chew when you're bragging?
However, since you are so ruthless, then don't blame me for being ruthless. That's right, Lin Mo decided to teach Emperor Ruyan a lesson that day.

While it wouldn't ruin her plans, it would at least cause her some trouble and make her life less pleasant, otherwise this woman would really think she had him figured out.

Before leaving, Lin Mo drove off in Emperor Ruyan's car, partly to make it easier for him to get back to school, and partly to help him establish his character when he came back in a couple of days.

After all, the other party had seen her car before, and the fact that her car was being driven by a man could indirectly prove that she and Lin Mo had a very close relationship.

If you're going to pretend, you have to make it look convincing. You can't overlook the details. If people can tell, then it's pointless.

The car was parked in Miss Yuan's parking space in Chengyue Community. Fortunately, Manager Ma had prepared two parking spaces, otherwise Liu Ruyan's car would have been parked on the side of the road again.

Upstairs, Lin Mo had just pushed open the living room door when he heard Chuan Mei's voice.

"If you're unhappy, come to Soul. On Soul, no one knows your identity, there are no labels, no acquaintances, so you can freely express yourself, meet people who understand you, and make friends. Come to Soul."

As soon as Lin Mo entered, he saw Li Shiya taking a selfie with her phone while reciting an advertising slogan, while Miss Yuan and Director Wang were sitting on the sofa, covering their mouths and trying their best not to make a sound.

"No, you're taking on another ad?" Lin Mo asked after seeing Chuanmei put down her phone.

At the same time, Director Wang and Miss Yuan burst into laughter, with Miss Yuan laughing so hard that tears streamed down her face.

Seeing him return, the Sichuan girl sighed helplessly: "You bet! It was just a short speech, but those two kept making me laugh, and we've been recording for an hour now. It doesn't feel natural at all!"

"Hahaha, Mozai, you don't know, before you came back, Chuanmei recorded an ad for a mobile phone collection service, with Xiao Wang playing the collection agent. It was hilarious! It's the first time I've ever seen a blogger record an ad, and it's so awkward!" Miss Yuan laughed, slapping her thigh.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo looked at Director Wang and, sure enough, he was wearing a work uniform from some platform, though he had no idea where it came from.

"Speaking of which, haven't you ever taken on any real-world product ads? Wouldn't that be much better than this kind of virtual conversation?" Lin Mo took a sip of water, then went to the kitchen to heat up his medicine while speaking.

The Sichuan girl shook her head: "The quality of the ads lately has been so-so. There are very few lipsticks, cosmetics, skin care products, and snacks. On the contrary, I've received a lot of inquiries about sanitary napkins and breast enhancement pads. Damn it, do they really think I'm a woman? I'm an intellectual, I have principles, okay!"

"puff"

After hearing this, Lin Mo couldn't help but laugh: "No, you're already Li Shiya, what do you need to be modest about? I won't even mention sanitary napkins, but I think breast enhancement pads would be perfect for you. Once you put them on, the effect will be immediately apparent, and you might even make a fortune!"

"Get out of here! If I really accept this, my reputation will be completely ruined, okay? Besides, most of my fans are men, who would buy this stuff?" Chuanmei was furious.

Upon hearing this, Director Wang raised his hand: "Who said that? Boyfriends can buy things for their girlfriends too?"

Lin Mo: "You're overthinking it. Who would care about someone with a girlfriend?"

Sichuan girl:.
The other two thought about it and agreed that it made sense, and then looked at the girl with pity.

Sure enough, this money is really hard to earn; the meager sum you make might not even be enough to pay for a psychologist's visit.

"Alright, let's not disturb them while they're making money. Let's go upstairs and wait a bit," Lin Mo said after finishing his medicine.

With the three of them here, it's uncertain when the Sichuan girl will be able to settle things.

"Alright, we'll go up first, hurry up!" Miss Yuan stood up.

Director Wang also wanted to go, but Chuanmei kept him there to help with the filming, which made Director Wang roll his eyes.

Upstairs, Lin Mo and Miss Yuan were playing billiards.

"You want to rent a house?"

"Well, I've got some money on hand now, so I was thinking of moving to a nicer place," Lin Mo said.

He doesn't actually have any requirements for where he lives; it's just that his shopping page keeps showing up some strange and unusual items, and he needs somewhere to put them.

Small items are manageable, but larger items are more likely to be exposed. There are also items with special effects; if someone tampers with them, it could cause unnecessary trouble. He still vividly remembers the two consecutive power outages last time. Fortunately, it wasn't anything particularly destructive; otherwise, in "Postpartum Care 2," a new vegetative state patient might have been born.

“There are empty rooms downstairs, why don’t you go stay there? It’ll be convenient for us to hang out together,” Miss Yuan said.

She deliberately chose a three-bedroom apartment so that the group of people could live close together.

"No thanks, I prefer peace and quiet and I'm more comfortable living alone. Besides, Chuanmei can turn into Li Shiya from time to time. It would be too noisy if I lived with her!" Lin Mo laughed.

Hearing this, Miss Yuan laughed: "That's true. When he's wearing makeup, even I, a woman, am attracted to him, let alone a young man like you full of vigor."

Okay, I'll talk to Manager Ma about it sometime and ask him to add you. We'll see if there are any other suitable rooms available; you can move in right away.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo clasped his hands in a fist and palm salute: "Sister Yuan, you are so generous!"

"Come on, by the way, what did Liu Ruyan tell you after sending me away?" Miss Yuan asked.

After all, Lin Mo didn't bring anything with her when she came back. She's not really stupid; how could she not see that Liu Ruyan had intentionally sent her away?

Lin Mo:
"What's with that expression? You two aren't plotting something shady, are you? Or have you found some good stuff and are you planning to trade it behind my back?" Miss Yuan glared at him when she saw his expression.

Lin Mo was a little embarrassed. How could he say this? He couldn't very well say that his cousin might have feelings for Liu Ruyan and asked him to be a shield to create a persona for her!

"No, no, if I had something good, I would definitely think of you first, Sister Yuan. It's just some questions about my cousin that I wanted to ask for my opinion," Lin Mo said vaguely, using her cousin as an excuse.

"That's good. If Liu Ruyan can afford the price, so can I. You should avoid associating with her; that woman is shrewd."

"Come on, let's play a couple of rounds. If you win, the rent is all off. If you lose, you just have to treat me to two more meals at that place today. How about that?" Miss Yuan said with a smile.

As long as these two aren't secretly trading behind her back, she doesn't really care about anything else.

"Such a good thing? Then I'm so sorry!"

"Arrogant? You think you've got me cornered?"

three minutes later
"You're incredibly lucky!"

five minutes later
"It was my mistake!"

ten minutes later
"I'm just not in the game today!"

fifteen minutes later

"You fucking opened it! I really want to beat you to death!"

Clearly, after a few rounds, Miss Yuan got fed up and pulled out a spiked inflatable mace from under her skirt, chasing after him and swinging it wildly!
Fortunately, Director Wang and Sister Chuan arrived shortly afterward, and Miss Yuan finally put down her weapon.

The four of them played games until 11 p.m. Wang stayed overnight at Chuanmei's place, while Lin Mo went back to his dormitory by himself.

Luckily, they were seniors and the dormitory gates weren't closed at night, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to get back to his dorm.

Soon, midnight arrived, and the shopping page refreshed again.

[Homemade double-barreled shotgun; includes a black shoulder bag and white mask; two gunshots rang out, chilling the bones; sewage discharged into the sea leaves behind future troubles; the top male gunner on the Japanese server, his battle record is verifiable; motto: Enough with the nonsense, just talk to my shotgun: ¥666]

[Secondary growth spurt; 30 minutes of jogging, 0.1 cm increase in height; ¥1.38]

Authentic Five-Nut Filling Mooncake; rock hard; hard enough to be used as a hammer; ¥3.1

[A ruthless, iron-tongued person; catches darts 100% with their mouth, avoid crowded places, and beware of poison in their phlegm]

Lin Mo:
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