Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

Chapter 6 Seven Days to Cultivate a First Love Face

You're the one who's taking a dump! Your whole family is taking a dump here!
Lin Mo walked away cursing. It was too humiliating. You didn't care about the kids flying kites, you didn't care about the old man selling kites, and now you're saying I'm taking a dump when I'm just squatting in the corner for a while?

If it weren't for the stares of everyone around, Lin Mo would have definitely spoken to that security guard.

His main concern is that a child might come up to him and ask, "Are you here to take a dump?" That would be the end of him! What about his reputation?

It might make the local news; I've already thought of the headline.

[Shocking! Man found defecating in Jiangning People's Park]

Having figured everything out, Lin Mo felt inexplicably relieved. Looking at the balance in his WeChat Wallet, he was momentarily at a loss as to how to spend it.

Luxury goods? This amount of money is far from enough. Going out for a fancy meal? Forget it. After all, although his family isn't extremely wealthy, they're not poor either, and they've never skimped on his food and drink.

After much thought, the only option left is to invest in myself.

I went straight to the mall and bought myself two outfits, changing everything inside and out, which cost 3500 yuan. At noon, I had a seafood buffet for 89 yuan. In the afternoon, I spent a lot of money to get a trendy hairstyle from Tony, the hairstylist that Yuan Meng often recommends, which cost 300 yuan.

After all, he usually only needs 25 yuan for a haircut, so spending 300 yuan this time is a huge improvement.

However, there are advantages to the high price. At least he was very satisfied with his hairstyle and even received a haircut, but he still felt a bit cheated.

When he came out of the barbershop, he looked completely refreshed, wearing a black shirt, black wide-leg pants, and short, choppy hair, exuding a youthful vibe.

Especially since the new clothes he bought had a great fit, Lin Mo felt much more confident. He even felt like people were watching him when he walked down the street. Of course, it could also be his imagination. Indeed, clothes make the man.

Dressing up, investing in yourself, and pleasing yourself—this is the tone Lin Mo set for herself.

As for dating, he already has an "out-of-the-box" advantage, so why bother talking about that stuff? Besides, he hasn't had a girlfriend in three years of college, so why would he have one in his final year?

He then went to the supermarket and bought a bunch of snacks and fruits. His stock at home was almost gone. As for vegetables, well, forget about them, he can't cook anyway.

When he returned, it was already 5 p.m. He got out of the car with large bags and small packages and walked with difficulty into the residential area.

"Hey, you're back! Went shopping for clothes? You look so handsome!"

Suddenly, someone spoke to him from behind. Lin Mo turned around and saw He Qiang, the supermarket owner at the entrance of the residential area.

He was sitting astride an electric scooter with a huge carp tied to the back seat, weighing at least several dozen kilograms.

"Wow, this fish is huge! It must weigh at least thirty pounds! Amazing!" Lin Mo exclaimed in surprise.

Upon hearing this, He Qiang's smile resembled that of Wang Yousheng in "Bright Sword" when inspecting supplies, but he said, "Hey, not bad, 35 jin 4 liang."

"Wow, it looks like it's still alive! Why isn't it in a water tank? I hope it doesn't die!" Lin Mo quickly reminded him as he watched the fish's mouth open and close.

Little did they know, they had already put on an act.

The next second, He Qiang's wife walked out of the supermarket at the entrance, pointed at He Qiang, and yelled:

"He Qiang, get back here! I've seen you three times already! What are you doing wandering around outside? Your electric scooter is almost out of power!"

He Qiang:
Lin Mo:
Good heavens, he passed by his home three times without going in!

Upon hearing this, He Qiang gave a somewhat awkward smile: "Well, I'll go to the seafood market and sell the fish!"

After saying that, he rode off on his electric scooter and disappeared without a trace, infuriating his wife who was jumping up and down at the supermarket entrance, insisting that he wouldn't be allowed into the house that night.

Just kidding, for a fisherman, now is the perfect time to show off. As long as the car still has power, He Qiang is determined not to go home.

As soon as He Qiang left, Lin Mo also quickly retreated. The Sichuan-Chongqing woman, whose anger was at its peak, would slap even the dogs on the roadside.

As soon as he arrived at the entrance of his apartment building, he saw a rental advertisement printed on an A4 sheet of paper.

It only says
[Apartment for rent, 4th floor, 402, newly renovated, fully furnished with appliances, Wi-Fi throughout the apartment, welcome to move in, call 176********] Upon seeing this, Lin Mo couldn't help but gape: "Wait a minute, Wi-Fi throughout the apartment? Is that even possible?"

"Wife" refers to a married woman or a married woman. Although his English grades are average, he knows this word, and there's even a special section for it.

The entire house is covered by "wife" (a euphemism for a woman), how many of those are there? Is this what they call Cao Cao's Pleasure House?
Just as he was lost in thought, a delicate voice came from behind him:

"Hello, are you looking to rent a house? I'm the landlord!"

Lin Mo turned around and saw a woman around 30 years old. She wasn't particularly beautiful, but her clothes were quite revealing, and she had a voluptuous figure. She definitely had that "wife" vibe.

"I...I was just looking, cough cough..."

Perhaps he had too many thoughts, which made him seem a little guilty.

"It's alright, this is my wedding room, it's fully furnished. If you're interested, the price is negotiable!"

"A wedding room?" Lin Mo was shocked to learn that she really was a married woman.

"Of course! I'm absolutely sure about the formaldehyde levels; I live there myself!" The woman praised her house enthusiastically.

"Then this one," Lin Mo pointed to the wife and carefully reminded her, while also gossiping a bit and asking Zhang Wei if it was true or not.

Upon hearing this, the woman slowly extended two fingers: "2000!"

"what?"

It wasn't that he had a problem with the price; he just hadn't expected the other party to actually make such a bid. It seems he hadn't misunderstood.

"No, no need!"

After saying that, Lin Mo carried his bags upstairs and didn't dare to take the elevator. He was afraid of running into the wife, after all, a pure-hearted man like him was still a bit too shy.

"Isn't 2000 Mbps broadband enough?" The woman was a little confused, after all, her home internet speed was indeed quite fast.

Carrying his things, he climbed six floors. Luckily, his apartment wasn't very tall, or he would have died on the way.

"It's an insult to elegance, it's an insult to elegance!"

After drinking a large glass of water, Lin Mo couldn't help but sigh, "The outside world is indeed full of temptations."

He then sat down on the sofa to tally up his expenses for the day.

Today's income was 26240, and my expenses were over 4100: two sets of clothes, self-service, haircut, taxi fare to and from the hotel, snacks, and daily necessities.

Making money is easy, spending money is even easier, but looking at the 2 yuan left on my phone, I was immediately satisfied.

In the evening, he ordered takeout, ate a quick bite, and went to bed early after a long day. He didn't even play games because he knew Yuan Meng was waiting to scold him, so he decided to play the coward and avoid her.

Just as he was drifting off to sleep, his 12 o'clock alarm went off, instantly waking him up.

I picked up the phone and saw that a purchase page had popped up.

[DBS Shotgun, 30 rounds included, ¥7.5]

[Sulfur facial cleanser, a classic domestic product, gives you a youthful, radiant complexion in seven days; ¥3.75]

[One Cao Cao's Happy House Experience Card; ¥500]

[S999 Silver Bar, 50g; ¥17.4]

Looking at these four options, he was so angry he laughed, clapping his hands and saying:
"Okay, okay, it's getting more and more abstract, isn't it!"

(End of this chapter)