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Chapter 909 Fighting Poison with Poison
Just kidding. For ordinary people, diving headfirst into the stock market without knowing anything is no different from being a gambler.

The reason he dared to borrow money to speculate in stocks before was mainly because he had access to the so-called shopping website. Otherwise, let alone taking millions to the stock market, he wouldn't even dare to take a few hundred yuan to a lottery shop for dowry.

He's fine with buying lottery tickets for ten or twenty yuan, but if it's over a hundred, then forget it, because in his view, that's no different from throwing money away.

He can win or lose at mahjong, but he really can't stand buying lottery tickets.

"Get lost! I'm not a gambler!" the Sichuan girl shouted.

Lin Mo remained expressionless: "You've lost a month's salary these past few days, or even a lifetime's savings for an average person. Aren't you a gambler?"

"Exactly, this morning, he had a faint sadness on his face. I thought he was like Xiaoyue, having an online romance and then getting dumped. But when I asked, I found out that the girl's name was Da A," Miss Yuan said with a smile, putting a piece of watermelon in her mouth.

Seeing this, the Sichuan girl stretched and said with a wry smile, "I think I'd better stick to my self-media work. After all, working a regular job is the least likely way to lose money. Since the Industrial Revolution, the most mainstream way for humans to make money has been by working a regular job."

To be honest, I even called the China Securities Regulatory Commission this morning to ask if the stock market offers refunds to minors. I had already planned that if they said yes, I would immediately have an extra niece or nephew.

I even considered many ways to recoup my losses, but almost all of them were illegal, as they're all written in the criminal code. But then I thought, I haven't lost everything; I still owe millions in debt. So when Sister Yuan and the others finally forced me to cut my losses, I just went along with it.

Upon hearing this, everyone rolled their eyes. Refunds for minors? What kind of bizarre thought process is that?

"What are you thinking? It's not legal? What, is Li Shiya trying to push the boundaries?" Lin Mo chuckled.

It's not that he looks down on Sichuan girls, but even if this guy could think of a thousand illegal deals, the only one he could actually pull off would be turning into Li Shiya and having her compete with other female streamers.

Unless he can return to his hometown of Chengdu, where he has an offline market, what law could he possibly break?

Robbery? I can't beat them! Stealing? I don't have the skills. Picking locks is even more difficult for me. Going to a club? They won't take me, and it's illegal. It's hard to break the law even if I wanted to.

"Hahahaha" *4
Sichuan girl:.
Just as the Sichuan girl knew he was immoral, he naturally knew what kind of person she was.

"Alright, it's just that you lost a little money in the stock market. Anyway, you've been making quite a bit of money lately. Here's what we'll do: treat us to a big lunch today, and then we'll go out and have some fun. Just think of it as money lost in the stock market."

"In that case, you'll lose a little more, but you won't be poor. However, you'll gain happiness and the admiration of the five of us," Lin Mo said with a smile, patting Chuan Mei on the shoulder.

Upon hearing this, the other four nodded in agreement, and the Sichuan girl's eyes widened: "You're really something!"

He was feeling really upset. Logically, Lin Mo and Miss Yuan should have paid to take him out and have some fun, but now he was being asked to pay instead?
Half an hour later, the group appeared at the entrance of the Qingshui Watai. Lin Mo took the lead and went to the front desk: "Do you still have that 'top up a certain amount and get the same amount back' promotion?"

The receptionist was taken aback: "I'm sorry, sir, that event is no longer available!"

"Oh, I see. Then let's go to the next place. I was thinking of having my brother deposit 50,000 yuan to recoup some of his losses!" With that, Lin Mo turned and left.

The next second, the staff member's attitude immediately changed: "Wait a minute, sir, please wait a moment. Although the event is canceled, I can ask my supervisor. Would you like to wait a little while?"

Are you kidding me? You're asking for 50,000 yuan right off the bat? That's a huge order! Who wouldn't want that commission?

Also, although Lin Mo and his group didn't come here often, they left a very deep impression on them, especially since Lin Mo had even bought a membership card here!

"Chuanzi, how about it? If you recharge 50,000 and get 50,000 free, you've already made your move. You've already recouped 50,000 from your initial investment!" Lin Mo laughed.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl said speechlessly, "Thank you, but you're really a jerk!"

"Exactly, exactly! I knew I didn't want to come here. There's not even an ear-cleaning service. Now I prefer the kind of ear-cleaning that you can hold in your arms or lie down to have, it's so soft and fragrant when a young lady holds you!" Miss Yuan protested.

Although the environment at the Qingshui Watai is nice, the service is professional, and the girls are pretty, it's not hot!

What Miss Yuan didn't know was that the female masseuses in front of her were all legitimate and would never experience the sensations of a man in their lives.

Simply put, whether someone cooks or not isn't determined by whether it's a proper or informal meal, but rather by their taste.

Soon a man in a suit came over and said he was the manager. He then told everyone that they could enjoy a promotion where they could get 10,000 free for every 10,000 yuan recharged, 60,000 yuan free for every 50,000 yuan recharged, and 150,000 yuan free for every 100,000 yuan recharged. They could also upgrade to VIP status and enjoy priority service and other privileges.

Even with such a large discount, they still make a profit.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan's eyes lit up: "Sichuan girl, listen to your sister and top up big, that way you'll get back 150,000, and this will be our studio's monthly perk from now on, what do you think?"

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl rolled her eyes at him: "Recharge 100,000, get 150,000 free, that's 250,000 in total. The six of us could live here every day for half a year. What are you thinking!"

"No, that's the price of a package ticket, 200 a day. Every time I come, I have to hire a few girls. When the group of us comes, it always costs over a thousand. We're sure to enjoy it all this year, hehe!"

"I don't want it, I don't have any money!"

"Charge!"

Finally, under everyone's strong urging, Chuanmei recharged 50,000 yuan. After all, he was the boss and had to provide benefits for his employees, unlike Lin Mo, who at most brought Liu Ruyan over to enjoy himself and occasionally treated them to a good time. With a recharge of 1,000 yuan and a bonus of 5,000 yuan, 10,000 yuan could last a long time.

Although the deposit wasn't 100,000, the manager was still very happy to have made a 50,000 order.

However, after the Sichuan girl got the card, looking at the remaining balance in the card, her distressed heart actually received a little comfort.

For her shower, Chuanmei went all out today, including a full-on treatment: a body scrub, milk, and red wine. This stuff wasn't for drinking; it was poured over her body. Lin Mo, watching from the side, thought she was going to cook something and almost stewed her. She then had a foot massage, a neck and shoulder massage, and cupping to cool down. After the whole treatment, Chuanmei felt much better and her body felt much less inflamed.

What's done is done, what else can be said?

Miss Yuan even requested two female masseuses to serve her at the same time, while the others at most just got a foot massage to relax.

After they came out, they went straight to the buffet area, which was included in the package deal and was free, so they figured they might as well take advantage of it.

After a big meal, the group went to the entertainment area and started playing mahjong, while the class monitor and He Xiaoyue watched from the sidelines, drinking cold drinks.

"How are you feeling? Aren't you much happier?" Miss Yuan asked with a smile as she played her cards.

The Sichuan girl nodded: "You know what, it really is much better!"

"Of course, if you're unhappy, just come out and have fun. Eat and shop all you want and you'll be happy. Just pretend you didn't earn that money. At worst, Sister Yuan will get you more advertising deals this month, and we'll make it back next month," Miss Yuan said nonchalantly.

She lost far more than this when she was investing in stocks.

Lin Mo nodded: "Sister Yuan is right. Also, it's best to save your money. You can find someone to help you manage your finances. There are risk-free options available. I happen to know a good bank manager. If you need one, I can recommend him to you. He can help you choose some high-yield savings methods!"

"Okay, I'll try it another day and make more money. Then I can save up a big sum. Sigh, how did I become so obsessed with stocks!" Chuanmei shook her head and sighed.

However, he had calmed down by now. At least he had just checked and saw that the price had fallen again. If Miss Yuan hadn't told him to cut his losses at noon, he would have lost even more money by now.

"Oh, don't worry, it's no big deal. You don't want a girlfriend anyway? I already set up the group yesterday, and there are over a thousand girls who signed up, including more than three hundred from Jiangning alone. There are even more guys. If all else fails, I'll find you a girlfriend first!" He Xiaoyue said, while fiddling with her phone.

Upon hearing this, the class monitor tilted his head and saw that He Xiaoyue's phone was full of photos of all kinds of handsome men, including photos of abs.

"You want to be a matchmaker? You're not trying to find yourself a handsome guy, are you? Taking advantage of your proximity, aren't you?" the class monitor said speechlessly.

In response, He Xiaoyue said with a straight face, "Nonsense, why shouldn't I keep the good stuff? I have power, so I don't need to waste it. I don't care!"

Everyone:
"Forget it, I don't trust my fans. They say they're here for a blind date, but if I tell them I'm on a blind date with them, it'll be fine if it works out, but if it doesn't, I'm afraid they'll post me online and create an account based on me," Chuanmei shook her head.

"Alright, if you're still feeling a bit unwell, Sister Yuan, I have another trick up my sleeve. I'll take you to do something naughty, and you'll definitely be happy!" Miss Yuan said mysteriously.

Hearing this, everyone was stunned for a moment, then looked at each other, and Lin Mo took the lead by pushing the mahjong tiles over: "Let's go!"

Just kidding, people don't feel tired at all when they're doing bad things, and they're even willing to spend a little money.

Of course, we can't expect him to spend any money these days, but with Sister Yuan around, he won't have to spend any money to do bad things!
Soon, the group quickly ran back to the changing room, changed into their new clothes, and rushed out. They then got into their car and headed straight to the second floor of the shopping mall next to their residential area.

The second floor here is the digital product area, with mobile phones, computers, and tablets from various brands, one after another.

"Sister Yuan, I'm already in such a miserable state, you wouldn't be thinking of taking them and each of them robbing me of one of my phones, would you?" Chuanmei said with a mournful face.

Upon hearing this, Director Wang clapped his hands: "That's great, that's great! Perfect timing, the class monitor doesn't have a new cell phone yet!"

Believe it or not, it's true. Back in kindergarten, the four of them each managed to snag a new cell phone, and He Xiaoyue even managed to get a cell phone from the engagement party's gifts. Only the class monitor is still using her old cell phone.

“Go to the side. Everyone says you’re doing something bad. Is spending money considered a bad thing? I’m going to change the screen savers of all the phones and tablets in these display cases to your selfie, Chuanmei. What do you guys think?” Miss Yuan said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, everyone was stunned, and the Sichuan girl's eyes widened even more, waving her hands repeatedly: "No, no, this is absolutely not allowed!"

"Mo Zai, it's Director Wang!"

"Chen is here!"

"Hold him down!!"

"According to the order!"

Then, ignoring the stares of passersby and shop assistants, a group of people started taking photos of the Sichuan girl with their phones.

In particular, the class monitor and He Xiaoyue had a lot of material on their phones that Li Shiya hadn't posted online in private, so they started uploading it and using it as their screensavers.

Inside were beautiful photos of Li Shiya, as well as unflattering photos of Sichuan girls. After two hours, the group finally managed to browse through all the mobile phone shops on the second floor.

Then Chuanmei became completely depressed. He is no longer sad about losing money in the stock market. Now he only feels like he is about to die.

Whenever someone looks at his phone, the first thing they see when they open it is his screen saver. Miss Yuan even helps record videos and gather footage.

Before they even reached the studio, Director Wang, Class Monitor He Xiaoyue, and the other two quickly edited the video on their phones and updated it on Li Shiya's account. When Chuanmei found out, she felt dizzy.

"Forget it, Chuanzi, now you don't feel bad about the money you lost in the stock market, do you? This is called fighting poison with poison!" Lin Mo laughed.

Sichuan girl:.
(End of this chapter)