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Chapter 922 The Linguistic Charm of Our Ancestors
Lin Mo believes he has both a brilliant strategist and a promising talent by his side. Chuan Mei thinks Lin Mo is the source of abstract ideas; as long as she's around him, abstract and interesting things will come to her.
But in reality, if they are separated, they are perfectly normal; but once they are together, a chemical reaction occurs, and the group begins to abstract.
Otherwise, Miss Yuan wouldn't like staying here. It's interesting, isn't it? You could say Miss Yuan has found her tribe, because even when she's alone, it's still quite abstract for her.
As for the class monitor and He Xiaoyue, they were completely assimilated by them. They were perfectly normal people at first, but since being with them, they have started to become occasionally abstract.
Especially the squad leader, how could someone who shares a bed with Director Wang not be abstract?
As for Liu Ruyan, well~ apart from Lin Mo himself believing that his girlfriend was beautiful and had a sweet voice, no one else really believed it, especially Su He. How could she not know what kind of person Liu Ruyan was?
Someone who went through the influence of the "Shamate" subculture and now doesn't even dare to show her face on Tencent's online forum—what kind of good person could she be? The twisted side is yet to come.
After nearly an hour of fussing, Chuanmei finally finished filming. By the way, Lin Mo also went downstairs to take out the dashcam from the car and copied the recording from last night.
"Wow, I was so cool yesterday! I did a drift and just drove off with you guys! I was awesome!" Miss Yuan exclaimed as she watched the video on her phone.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo, class monitor He Xiaoyue, and the other two were speechless. You're really awesome, but you're also really reckless!
She even wanted to use a fire extinguisher to put out the fire on the oil tanker, but it must be said that Miss Yuan is quite enthusiastic.
"Sister Yuan, you're very capable, but could you please not be so capable next time? The tanker explosion was on our local news last night," He Xiaoyue couldn't help but say from the side.
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan was taken aback: "It's on the news? Where, where?"
In response, He Xiaoyue handed over her phone: "I just saw it too, look!"
Upon hearing this, everyone craned their necks to look, and sure enough, it was a local news report showing the wreckage of the truck, and even a video of the explosion filmed in the distance.
Fortunately, according to news reports, because the explosion occurred on a suburban road, there were no casualties among the tanker trucks. The driver of the tanker truck was also found; he ran away faster than anyone else.
The cause of the tanker truck fire is under investigation, but since there were no casualties, the rest are minor issues, at most involving various compensation procedures.
"Damn it, that son of a bitch, he ran away without even saying a word, making me feel a little guilty last night!" Miss Yuan said indignantly.
What a joke! Yesterday she was thinking of going up to save people and put out the fire, acting heroically, but what happened? She almost died herself.
"Sister Yuan, if my life were threatened, I would run away too. That's normal," Lin Mo said with a smile.
If it were him, he wouldn't even have time to grab his phone and run away. He wouldn't hesitate to run naked. He could live even if he lost his face. He could just cover his face and no one would know it was him.
But if you lose your life, then you really lose everything. He can still tell what's more important.
"Never mind, it's not easy for anyone," Miss Yuan waved her hand, then sat heavily on the sofa and sighed.
Although Miss Yuan has a bad temper, especially towards those who offend her first, she is extremely easygoing with ordinary people.
Over the years, I have never made things difficult for delivery drivers. I can empathize with working people and adhere to the principle of compromise that advocates for happiness online.
That's precisely why she's so charming. Although her family background is even better than Liu Ruyan's, she doesn't have Liu Ruyan's aloofness and otherworldly air. Instead, she's very down-to-earth.
Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl standing nearby couldn't help but laugh and say, "What are you talking about? I heard from Director Wang that you guys were messing with Lao Mo's high school classmate at his house a while ago. Sister Yuan, you didn't let it go, did you? It seems the other person has already been arrested!"
"He deserved it. Who told him to drive drunk and drive dangerously? Mo Zai, has the other party made any moves in the last couple of days?" Miss Yuan asked.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo nodded: "Yes, of course I have. I told Lao Wan not to give my phone number to anyone else."
But somehow they found my dad. Last Saturday, my dad even called me to ask what was going on. I told him not to worry about it, and if it really came down to it, I'd let them come to the Jiangning Public Security Bureau and meet with my sister Yuan!
Everyone:
Miss Yuan:
"No, it's true that there are only wrong names, not wrong nicknames. Little black dog, you really are a dog, trying to push me onto this!"
Lin Mo shrugged and said, "There's nothing I can do. After all, in Jiangning, Sister Yuan, you're my only connection!"
"Just kidding, it's just flattery, it won't kill me, why not?" Sure enough, upon hearing this, Miss Yuan immediately beamed and said, "You've got good taste, kid. By the way, what did they say?"
As for how Wang Jianyang's family found his father, it's actually quite easy to explain. After all, his family knows some people in the southern part of the city. Secondly, Wang Jianyang and his father both work at the same steel factory.
Although they weren't colleagues, and didn't even know each other, they knew his father worked at a steel factory when they were in high school. He had mentioned it casually before, so it wasn't surprising that they could get in touch with him. After all, it was just a small county town, and there weren't many secrets.
"What else can we say? Let's be lenient and forgive them. Say that their child is still young and shouldn't be ruined, or something like that. I don't care," Lin Mo said indifferently.
Driving under the influence of alcohol harms both the driver and others; dangerous driving is utterly immoral and inhumane. Such people are simply mentally ill. Even if there is some truth to this, it should not be applied to such individuals.
"Heh~" Miss Yuan sneered, "Why should we be lenient when we can? Haven't you heard the saying, 'Kick a dog when it's down'?"
"Huh? I suddenly realized that these two sentences seem to be antonyms, but why do I feel that both of them make sense?" Chuanmei was taken aback upon hearing this, and then asked with some confusion. To this, Miss Yuan smiled slightly, stood up from the sofa, walked to Chuanmei, stood on tiptoe, patted her shoulder, and said, "The wisdom of our ancestors is wonderful in that it rationalizes all one's own behavior and stigmatizes all the behavior of others. You don't need to worry about the meaning of any ancient sayings, because they were originally invented for use, and they don't mean they have any logic."
If you get caught up in the logic, you'll be manipulated by people from a thousand years ago, and they'll be laughing in the afterlife.
You could say that no matter what you do, you can find a corresponding old saying, understand?
After saying that, Miss Yuan headed straight for the refrigerator to get something to drink, leaving Chuanmei standing there dumbfounded, her worldview completely shattered.
After thinking about it carefully, everyone realized that it really made sense.
For example, when things are going smoothly, people claim it's fate; when things are going against them, they claim that human will can conquer nature.
When working for a boss, a loyal subject never serves two masters; once the boss kicks the bucket, a wise bird chooses a better tree to perch on.
Better to be a broken piece of jade than a whole piece of tile; as long as the green hills remain, there will always be firewood to burn!
Rabbits don't eat the grass near their burrows; those who are near the water get the moon first.
Wealth and honor cannot corrupt, poverty and hardship cannot sway, power and force cannot subdue; seize the day and enjoy life, when poor, think of change, those who understand the times are heroes.
Leave a way out for others, so you can meet again in the future; if you don't cut the weeds at the root, they will grow back in the spring breeze.
To put it bluntly, many old sayings are just for the purpose of justifying one's actions.
Different situations call for different words. When I'm being hit, I should shout "Forgive and forget"; when I'm beating someone up, I should shout "Kick a dog when it's down"—that's the point.
This is like Guo Jing and Yang Guo; one is a pure stat-based monster, and the other is a pure mechanic-based monster.
Guo Jing has high damage output with both his left and right hands.
Yang Guo is powerful when he's heartbroken, and heartbroken when he's not.
In principle, one shouldn't have their left and right brains fighting each other like that, but he himself is a man of principle. He said both good and bad things, and he not only said it, but he also did it. You could say he blocked both sides.
"No, no, is that what the old saying means? I always thought the old saying was very true. If you don't listen to the elders, you'll suffer the consequences!" the Sichuan girl stammered.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo looked at him speechlessly and said, "Sister Yuan is two years older than us. To you, she's practically an elder. Do you even listen to what she says?"
Sichuan girl:.
Indeed, applying knowledge flexibly is the best solution.
The girl from Sichuan was completely speechless. She sat down on the sofa and didn't want to move. Suddenly, she touched something hard with her left hand. When she turned her head, she saw that it was a dark object.
"Huh? What's this? It looks really high-tech?" the girl from Sichuan asked curiously.
Upon hearing this, everyone looked over, and He Xiaoyue rolled her eyes at her: "Although there are no markings on it, you can tell from the shape that it is obviously a VR headset."
"VR glasses? Lao Mo, you like this? Shouldn't this be something single people use to entertain themselves? You have a partner, and you still bought VR glasses? How are you two going to watch movies? Shouldn't you use a projector?" Chuan Mei asked.
Hearing this, Lin Mo rolled her eyes at him: "I bought it online for fun, just opened it, haven't used it yet!"
"Oh? First time? Then I have to try it out, hehehe, come on, do I have to put my phone in this thing?" The Sichuan girl started fiddling with it.
In response, Miss Yuan scoffed, "The kind of VR glasses you're talking about that shove-a-phone-into-wear glasses are the worst kind. Please, technology has advanced so much already! Open your eyes and look at the world! VR glasses have long been able to have built-in projectors and connect to the internet."
"So high-tech? Let me try it!" With that, the Sichuan girl excitedly put on the glasses.
"Wow~~ Wow~~ Is this thing so high-tech? It's so immersive, the picture quality is so high, and it can even connect to my phone via Bluetooth."
Wait a minute, I don't have a video membership. Is it a bit much for me to watch ads?
Huh? It can be converted to 3D? Can any resource be converted to 3D? I need to see how this works!
After saying that, Chuanmei fiddled with the VR glasses for a while. Three minutes later, Chuanmei, wearing VR glasses and with her face flushed, shouted, "Wow, wow, wow, this is amazing! Lao Mo, where did you buy these glasses? Get me one too!"
Lin Mo: "Just search online, the more expensive the better!"
"Okay, I'll go back and get one too. Oh, by the way, do you have any toilet paper? Get me some!" the Sichuan girl shouted.
Everyone: ? ? ?
Lin Mo: "Holy crap, what kind of dirty thing did you look at with my glasses?! In broad daylight, with so many people around, do you think you're at home?!"
Sichuan girl: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
(End of this chapter)
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