Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

As expected of Miss Yuan, she still speaks so bluntly, and her insults are direct and rude.

The key point is that the Sichuan girl's IQ is really not that great. What kind of good person would come up with this question? Of course, this also fully demonstrates that they have really forgotten their knowledge.

"Alright, Chuanzi, take a break. Do you know why we don't say you're mentally challenged?" Lin Mo said, speechless.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl revealed the clear yet naive look unique to college students and asked, "Why?"

He Xiaoyue: "Because we're afraid you really are!"

Class monitor: "Yeah, we're counting on you for our livelihood. If you were mentally challenged, our studio would have to shut down immediately, right? Then the three of us would have to go out and find jobs again, and the pay wouldn't be much. So, the three of us want you to be a normal person even more than your parents do!"

Sichuan girl:.
However, it must be said that Lin Mo's start preparing his graduation thesis had a significant impact on the others.

At noon, everyone gathered in the studio, and Lin Mo was also forcibly dragged down by everyone. He also cooked lunch for them in the kitchen, with the class monitor helping out.

"Dude, the cafeteria isn't closed. Can't you just find someone to go get takeout? Why do you insist on making me come down here? At this rate, who knows when I'll finish my thesis!" Lin Mo said helplessly as he sat at the table.

In response, Miss Yuan added a cola chicken wing to her mouth and muttered, "What's this? If you agree, I'll take care of your graduation thesis. I'll go out and find some people, spend some money, and it'll be done!"

Upon hearing this, Chuanmei's eyes lit up, but before she could speak, Lin Mo preemptively replied, "Forget it, forget it, I'm a decent person, I can't do academic fraud!"

"Tch~ Academic fraud? You're just a second-tier university graduate, not going to take the postgraduate entrance exam or pursue a master's degree, and all you want is a diploma? You think you can fake your degree? Don't try to make yourself look good. You don't really think your thesis has any value, do you?" Miss Yuan rolled her eyes at her.

Lin Mo opened his mouth in response, as if what he said made a lot of sense. Although it was painful, it was the truth.

Although he had only just started working on his graduation thesis, he had already heard about similar things. Writing papers for others had almost become an industry, and business was booming during graduation season.

But regardless, he knows one thing: essay tutoring is a legitimate industry, but hiring someone to write your essay is academic misconduct. Leaving aside Miss Yuan for now, if they were to hire someone themselves, they would probably spend a lot of money and end up with a pile of garbage.

Although his educational background was average and his writing didn't involve much technical skill, he still decided to write it himself. After all, there were only a few months left, and he didn't have much to do usually. Having a paper would give him something to do and keep him from being so bored.

"I'll leave it to you guys, you can handle it yourselves," Lin Mo refused.

Hearing this, the Sichuan girl next to him scoffed, "You're such a hypocrite! Sister Yuan, I need you! Help me! I don't have enough time right now! Please, please find me a reliable one! Money doesn't matter!"

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan said it was no problem, and told them the approximate price. Don't ask her how she knew; it was the way she came from.

However, after hearing the price, the squad leader, Director Wang, and He Xiaoyue all chose to give up.

"What, aren't the three of you going to use it?" Miss Yuan asked.

The class monitor shook his head: "I feel like I can write it myself!"

Director Wang: "Yes, yes, yes, I write it with the class monitor, and we can even tutor each other!"

Sichuan girl: "Just don't plagiarize each other! What about you, Xiaoyue?"

He Xiaoyue: "Me? I'll write it myself too, it's too expensive! 8000+ or ​​even more than 10,000, how much is my monthly salary!"

That's right, this is the price Miss Yuan quoted. Don't ask why it's so expensive; there are advantages to the higher price. Some cheaper options claim to guarantee a pass for a few hundred yuan, but those are no different from scammers. Some even cost over a thousand yuan and still fail the plagiarism check.

Miss Yuan must have hired a professional who specializes in this, so the price is naturally higher.

Only Lin Mo and Chuan Mei had the financial means, but Lin Mo decided to write it himself. The class monitor and Director Wang calculated that it would cost them 20,000 yuan together, which was not worthwhile at all! He Xiaoyue was even less of a possibility.

"Alright, I'll do it myself then, Sister Yuan. I'm counting on you for my life. I have to study English tonight, I'm exhausted!" Chuanmei said with a fawning expression.

After learning that they only had three months left until graduation, and looking at his own situation, he realized that time seemed a bit insufficient, and that's when he started to feel anxious.

Seeing this, Lin Mo shook his head helplessly and said, "You, all the absurd decisions in your life are the result of your careful consideration. You've made a lot of trouble by being cautious, you've been tricked a lot by being clever, you've done a lot of work while cursing, you've spent a lot of money by being stingy, you've suffered a lot of losses by being thrifty, and you've attracted a lot of zeros with your feminine appearance. You're just a rat!"

Sichuan girl:.
"Old Mo, your insults are even dirtier than Sister Yuan's!"

"Stop with the nonsense. Alright, I've almost finished eating. You guys clean up. I'm going back to continue writing," Lin Mo said, putting down his chopsticks.

He had just stood up when Director Wang pressed him down.

"What's up, bro? Something's up?" Lin Mo asked.

Upon hearing this, Director Wang shook his head: "It's not that I have something to do, it's that Chuanzi wants to buy a car!"

"Buy a car? Doesn't he already have a car? A Cadillac CT5, spun by a top-notch technician. He's only had it for less than six months. Besides, how many cars do we all own? Sister Yuan still has three cars parked here, one for Chuanzi and one for me."

Sister Yuan placed the tank here in the studio as an official vehicle. What else does she want? We have six people and five cars, isn't that enough? Do we have to buy more?
"Even if you said you wanted to buy a car because you're dating the class monitor, I could understand. But what is he going to buy?" Lin Mo asked in shock.

He didn't really have any desire for a car, probably because he hadn't graduated yet and it wasn't time for him to need one, but Emperor Ruyan had already provided it for him. Naturally, he didn't have any desire to buy a car, which left him with a lot of money but no way to spend it.

"Well, it's like this, Lao Mo. I really like this car, but if I drive it now, my fans might recognize it. Besides, there are missing child posters on it, so it's too recognizable."

"Of course, there's another thing, I want to get a luxury car, the kind that I can show off when I drive it, what do you think?" Chuanmei said a little shyly.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo leaned back in his seat, then looked him up and down: "You still want to show off in front of others? Do you even have the ability? You've only lost a few hundred thousand in the stock market, and now you want to buy a luxury car? Do you think you're Sister Yuan? Come on, tell me, what car have you got your eye on this time?"

"What do you think of a Porsche Panamera? Or a Maybach, the same car your girlfriend drives!" the Sichuan girl asked cautiously.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo's eyes widened in surprise, and he exclaimed, "What? Say that again?"

"Porsche and Maybach?" the Sichuan girl asked.

In response, Lin Mo took a deep breath: "A Panamera must cost at least a hundred thousand, and a Maybach must cost several million. I haven't asked the price of Sister Ruyan's car, but it used to be driven by her father, and it must have cost several million. Where did you get so much money?"

As for the former, Chuanmei could still afford it. After all, the kid still had some money on hand over the past few months. Even if he lost hundreds of thousands, he absolutely didn't believe in the Maybach.

"Oh dear, oh dear, you've misunderstood. It's not that expensive; it's secondhand!" the Sichuan girl waved her hand and said.

Hearing this, Lin Mo breathed a sigh of relief: "Secondhand? That's fine then. What's the price? If the price is right and you really like it, just buy it. Why do you need my opinion?"

As a friend, you can offer a little advice, but never make decisions for others. If the girl from Sichuan wants to buy it, let her buy it. It's not like she's short of money. Anyway, this guy can make money.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl smiled and said, "A Porsche costs 58,000, and a Maybach costs 38,000."

"Duo Shao? You mean Duo Shao?" Lin Mo's relaxed mood immediately became tense again.

“Fifty-eight thousand and thirty-eight thousand, that’s a difference of twenty thousand yuan!” said the Sichuan girl.

Hearing this, Lin Mo gasped, his mind racing: "Even a used luxury car like this shouldn't cost this much. A flood-damaged car? An accident-damaged car? A flood-damaged and accident-damaged car? It's not one of those old, accident-damaged models that's ten or twenty years old, the kind that's almost totaled?"

"No, they're all the latest models, only two or three years old," the woman from Sichuan explained.

Lin Mo narrowed his eyes and asked cautiously, "How many died?"

“Three Porsches, a whole Maybach family! Hehe!” the Sichuan girl laughed.

Hearing this, Lin Mo was completely convinced. So that's why it was so cheap! It was the so-called Soul Ring Cart. He then gave a thumbs up and said, "Dude, you're really awesome! Sister Yuan, do you know any so-called masters? Let him take a look at Chuanzi and see if his birth chart is strong enough!"

"He looks like a girl, do you think he can get hard? He's as weak as cotton, he doesn't have any yang energy at all. If we really met, it's hard to say who would be afraid of whom!" Miss Yuan said with a sneer.

Clearly, she knew beforehand and must have tried to dissuade her, but it didn't change Chuanmei's mind.

"Brother, listen to my advice. The Soul Ring system is too complicated. You can't handle it. Forget it. Focus on your work. You'll definitely be able to drive a nice car this year," Lin Mo earnestly advised.

The Sichuan girl didn't seem to care: "Oh, I came across this blogger yesterday. He's in Jiangning, and I was thinking of going over to check him out. I'm also thinking of getting a nice car to bring back, and I can also shoot some footage. If it's possible, I'll just buy one. Anyway, it's not expensive."

And I wasn't unprepared. First, I'm a staunch materialist; second, I have a secret weapon!

"What secret weapon?" Lin Mo asked curiously.

Just then, a noise came from the back door of the studio, followed by Manager Ma's voice: "Hahaha, Mr. Yuan, you've lived up to your mission! I'm back! Look!"

As the voices were heard, Manager Ma soon walked in, carrying a small black dog in his arms, which barked at everyone.

"This is... a black dog? Didn't you say you were a staunch materialist?" Lin Mo asked.

He knows that black dogs ward off evil spirits, but you just said you were a staunch materialist, and then you immediately brought out a black dog. Isn't that contradicting yourself?

The next second, He Xiaoyue said speechlessly, "This is Wangcai, but he just dyed his hair!"

Lin Mo:
"You guys are amazing!!!"

At this point, he didn't want to talk anymore. He knew these people were abstract, but he didn't expect them to be this abstract.

"Wow, that's awesome! With Wangcai's hair dyed, he'll be a perfect black dog. There won't be any problems taking Wangcai with me!" The Sichuan girl picked up Wangcai and nodded in satisfaction. "Not bad, the color doesn't even fade!"

"Let's not talk about whether the color will fade or not. You've prepared yourself, you've mentally prepared yourself, so just go. I won't try to persuade you anymore. I'm not going!" Lin Mo waved his hand and was about to leave.

Seeing this, the Sichuan girl quickly stopped him: "No, brother, you have to help me!"

"No, all the preparations are complete, so what difference does it make whether I go or not?" Lin Mo said.

Chuanmei: "No, you have to come with me on this trip, otherwise I won't feel at ease."

Look, from Director Wang's perspective, your name is Lin Mo, the same as the goddess Mazu, and you're the chosen one who threw out the Holy Grail 18 times in a row. You must have something special about you that can keep things under control.

From Sister Yuan's perspective, besides being Mo-zai, you're also Little Black Dog—double insurance! I refuse to believe anything can happen to me. Two black dogs are absolutely invincible!

Hearing this, they were all amused and exasperated. Lin Mo sighed, then suddenly flew into a rage: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

"Get ready to receive my lion's fang!"

(End of this chapter)