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Chapter 939 Blind Date Armor, Combined!
The more Zhang Wei resisted, the more excited Miss Yuan became, especially when she saw Liu Ruyan's frustrated expression.

"Little brother, Zhang Wei is coming to our house in a little while? Yuanyuan asked me to prepare for welcoming Brother Wei, did you know that?"

Liu Ruyan put down her phone and asked with a puzzled look.

Hearing this, Lin Mo was taken aback, then rolled her eyes at him and said, "How would I know? Besides, I already told you to call him Brother Wei. It's obviously Sister Yuan's idea. Do you think Zhang Wei would dare to let you call him Brother Wei? Unless he's planning to resign next week!"
Zhang Wei is an ordinary person. Ordinary people aren't smart, but they're definitely not stupid. Just think about it, and you know it's impossible!

"That's true," Liu Ruyan nodded, then continued, "So, do you think Zhang Wei and the others will come over later?"

"It's hard to say. Sister Yuan definitely wants to come, but whether they come or not depends on whether Brother Wei dares to come. If you're not here, he won't have any concerns, but with you here, it's like a horror movie for Brother Wei!" Lin Mo shook his head and said.

It's like asking him to have dinner at Principal Tang's house; even in his current state, he would still feel somewhat reserved.

If there hadn't been a shopping page before, he would have been incredibly nervous to see Principal Tang. After all, she was the highest-ranking leader in the school, and as a student, how could he not be nervous?

"No matter what, let's get ready first! We can't skimp on hospitality!" Liu Ruyan said.

Lin Mo nodded, and then began to tidy up the living room with Liu Ruyan.

Half an hour later, Miss Yuan and the others still hadn't arrived. Seeing this, Lin Mo knew what was going on, so he made a phone call: "Sister Yuan, what did you say? Have you arrived yet?"

[Come on, wait a minute, we're working on it! (I don't want to go, I don't want to go, I'm dying, I'm paralyzed, I want to go home!)]

As Miss Yuan spoke, Zhang Wei's shouts could be heard on the other end of the phone, revealing his strong refusal.

"Are you sure?" Lin Mo asked, somewhat skeptical.

Hearing this, Miss Yuan sighed: "Well, why don't you two come down here? If not, you can come down yourself. We need you."

"Alright, let's go down and take a look!"

After saying that, Lin Mo hung up the phone and then looked at Liu Ruyan and asked, "Are you coming down?"

"Me? Forget about me. Didn't you hear Zhang Wei was almost crying from fright? If I go down, it's fine for the others, but Zhang Wei will definitely be reserved. He won't be able to relax, and the atmosphere will be so awkward!" Liu Ruyan said helplessly, spreading her hands.

Indeed, although the class monitor and others were somewhat distant from her, they were not her employees, were still students who had not yet graduated, and were also Lin Mo's friends. Therefore, they did not care much about her social status.

The reason there's a sense of distance is simply because there aren't many opportunities to spend time with her. After all, she's not Miss Yuan, who can stay here every day.

“That makes sense. Okay, I’ll go downstairs and see what’s going on. I’ve prepared the food, and there are some leftovers in the fridge. Can you heat them up?” Lin Mo asked.

Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes at him: "Do you really think I'm a complete idiot? I can't cook, but I can certainly heat things up. Alright, let's go!"

Hearing this, Lin Mo nodded, thinking that Liu Ruyan should be fine, and then changed his clothes and went downstairs.

As soon as Lin Mo left, Liu Ruyan took out the sausage grill. Heat up the food? Why heat up the food? It would be much better to just grill the sausages. She would rather eat some pickled vegetables with rice than cook for herself.

Meanwhile, during work hours, Zhang Wei lay on the floor, acting like a rogue, refusing to get up no matter how much people tried to persuade him.

Even if he died here today, he would never go to Lin Mo's house. He finally got a holiday, but he had to go to the boss's house. Was this a holiday or a work report? Just thinking about that scene made his scalp tingle.

"Alright, stop howling. I've let Mozi and the others come down. Ah Wei, you're such a coward. It's just Liu Ruyan, after all," Miss Yuan said speechlessly.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei scrambled to his feet and said, "It's good to be a coward. Luckily, President Liu didn't intend to hide this news. Otherwise, I was afraid that if I found out she was dating Lin Mo, President Liu would kill me!"

"Tch~~, how did you get into university with an IQ like that? I'm starting to suspect you faked your degree. If you're on good terms with the boss, wouldn't it be easier to get promoted and get a raise? Believe me, if it were Fatty Dong, he would have been scurrying over there already," Miss Yuan said with a hint of exasperation.

Upon hearing this, He Xiaoyue leaned over and asked, "Sister Yuan, who is Fatty Dong?"

"You know Tian Wenjing, right? A scoundrel who got promoted through connections, a lowlife with no real achievements, a fat guy who was demoted and is now back in his original position," Miss Yuan spat.

Even though Fatty Dong has started to change, Miss Yuan still looks down on him. It's just that Liu Ruyan thinks that such a person has value.

Upon hearing this, Director Wang chimed in, "Sister Yuan, this has nothing to do with intelligence, right? My deskmate when we were kids had cerebral palsy; he got 30 in math, and I got 25."

Upon hearing this, the class monitor put one hand to his forehead. The Sichuan girl laughed and said, "Cerebral palsy doesn't mean someone has a bad brain. They're just sick and can't control their body. But you, my friend, are... your situation is worse than I imagined."

Everyone:
As they were talking, a noise came from the back door, and Zhang Wei's expression visibly tensed up.

Zhang Wei felt relieved when he saw that Lin Mo was alone.

"Hey, Wei-ge, here for another blind date? How did it go?" Lin Mo asked with a smile.

Upon hearing this, He Xiaoyue quickly stepped forward: "What do you mean 'smoothly'? Wei Ge couldn't even get a date with him after three sentences, so he was eliminated directly!" "Wow~ Not bad, Wei Ge, you're a real man," Lin Mo said with a thumbs up.

Hearing this, the Sichuan girl said helplessly, "Not only did he eliminate someone with just three sentences, but he also said that I had already introduced him to the next one."

As he spoke, he reenacted the scene for him. Upon seeing this, Lin Mo was dumbfounded and said, "Wow, so here, if you can't get someone to come out after three sentences, it's considered a failed order? And failed orders are replaced instantly, right?"

“I don’t think Ah Wei is wrong either. Why sign up for blind dates when you don’t have time to go on them? This just lowers my chances of success,” Miss Yuan said, supporting Zhang Wei.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo was taken aback and asked with some confusion, "Win rate? There's such a thing as a win rate? Do you think this is a game?"

"Of course there is. I, Yuan, swear that I will become the best matchmaker. Of course, I must ensure the success rate and improve efficiency. I didn't expect to encounter Ah Wei, such a tough nut to crack, right from the first step."

We just discussed some ideas, and we called you down here to get your input and suggestions!

After hearing the ideas that everyone had come up with, Lin Mo said incredulously, "If you guys play like this, Wei Ge won't have to work anymore. He'll be too busy going on blind dates all day long!"
"Besides, you have to treat the girl to a meal when you go on a blind date, right? Even if you split every meal, Wei Ge's monthly salary probably wouldn't be enough to cover the food expenses for blind dates. Isn't that ridiculous?" Lin Mo said speechlessly.

Zhang Wei shrugged and said, "There's nothing I can do about it! I told Sister Yuan I didn't want to come, but she insisted!"

"She told you to come, so you come? She's the sales champion, and you're the matchmaking king? As for my opinion, it's still the same. You guys should match Wei Ge with some equally matched opponents. He's only a Silver player, and you're forcing him to fight against a King. It's a wonder he can win," Lin Mo said helplessly.

Zhang Wei nodded repeatedly in agreement. He just wanted an ordinary girl and an ordinary relationship. He wasn't looking for a beauty. Didn't he know what kind of person he was?

But while he was willing, Miss Yuan objected, raising her hand to refuse, saying, "Impossible, absolutely impossible, it has to be a beautiful girl."

Lin Mo shrugged: "Then there's nothing to talk about!"

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan patted his shoulder and laughed, "That's why we invited you here. They all say you're full of tricks, never doing anything serious, just coming up with one crooked idea after another. Surely you have a way, right?"

"Bullshit, this is slander, slander!!" Lin Mo immediately became furious. So this is how these bastards see him.

In response, Miss Yuan resorted to shamelessness: "I don't care, I don't want to pay the money, but I want the goods. You better figure out a way!"

"Then we'll have to use the last resort," Lin Mo sighed.

Upon hearing this, everyone's eyes lit up, and Miss Yuan asked excitedly, "What method?"

"Let's give Viagra a complete upgrade!" Lin Mo said.

The Sichuan girl was taken aback: "Upgrade? How do I upgrade?"

“Duh, his looks are given by his parents and can’t be changed. So we can only change his clothes and hairstyle to improve his temperament. For example, take him to broaden his horizons more often, talk to beautiful women more often, and ease his habit of getting nervous when talking to beautiful women. Also, take him to some high-end places so that he can get used to it. Although the conditions are still the same, at least he has the qualifications to enter, right?” Lin Mo said helplessly.

Everyone's eyes lit up at this.

Miss Yuan quickly raised her hand: "I'll form the head, and I, Yuan, will cover all the expenses!"

He Xiaoyue: "I'll form the torso, and I'll be in charge of the complete makeover of the outfits and hairstyles!"

Director Wang: "I'll assemble the legs, and I'll be responsible for taking high-quality photos."

Class monitor: "Let's form a hand group to screen more beautiful girls and date locations!"

Sichuan girl: "I'll make up the feet part. I'll film a separate video to find a wife for Brother Wei. I'm looking for a pretty girl!"

After saying that, everyone looked at Lin Mo standing to the side. "Blind Date Armor, activated!"

"No. Why are you looking at me? Tell me yourselves, is there any part of his body that I could possibly assemble?" Lin Mo said helplessly.

Miss Yuan: "You can form a second brother and teach Awei how to pick up girls!"

Lin Mo: "Pah! Get lost! I don't want to. Besides, picking up girls is all about brains. Who said it's about that stuff? You've already got your brains, so I'm not getting involved!"

Miss Yuan sneered, "You dare say you were able to handle Liu Ruyan not because you're young and energetic?"

Lin Mo:
　Today is Lunar New Year's Eve, so only two chapters. Happy Lunar New Year's Eve everyone.

　　The new year is almost here. I wish everyone good health and great wealth in the new year, but please, please don't get into a relationship! I won't be envious of your wealth, but if you do get into a relationship, I'll really feel bad!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)