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Chapter 950 Uninstalling QQ
He never expected that Professor Mu, an old lady old enough to be his grandmother, would have the potential to be a little black-hearted guy.
No, it's not Little Blackie, it should be Old Blackie, that's too abstract.
Even Lin Mo himself began to wonder if he really was the root of abstraction? Why did everyone who spent a long time with him start to become more or less abstract?
With these questions in mind, Lin Mo packed two breakfasts at the cafeteria and went back upstairs. At this time, Liu Ruyan had already gotten up and was washing up.
"You're back, little brother?" Liu Ruyan asked as she wiped her face.
Hearing this, Lin Mo nodded: "Okay~ I brought breakfast, you eat it while it's hot, I'll go make some hot water first!"
Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan turned to look at him. Although he had sweated quite a bit, she could still see that his hair was somewhat damp.
"Wow, you're sweating so much? What have you been doing today?" Liu Ruyan walked a little closer and immediately smelled the sweat on him, so she couldn't help but ask.
It's worth noting that Lin Mo has been doing morning exercises for quite some time now. Since the temperature started to drop, he has rarely sweated during his morning exercises, let alone sweated this much.
"Hey, I've increased my exercise today, and it's getting warmer and warmer now," Lin Mo said with a smile.
Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan nodded: "I see. Then you should go take a shower quickly, so you don't catch a cold!"
Lin Mo:
It's ridiculous that two people told him not to catch a cold so early in the morning. Is Brother Chicken making a comeback? No way, it's not the Year of the Rooster yet!
"Don't worry, even if I go winter swimming this year and then go outside with a fan on, I won't catch a cold!" Lin Mo said helplessly.
You should know that there is a couplet on the door frame of his home in Nancheng that reads "Safe Travels". This year, it can be said that as long as he does not have any physical accidents, he will not be able to get sick at all.
It's the kind of product that doesn't even cause mouth ulcers, so it's quite authoritative.
He wasn't even qualified to get tested for a minor cold or fever; you could say he was incredibly lucky this year.
If Liu Ruyan's undercooked green beans had been served this year, he might not have needed to go to the hospital.
"Get out of here, go wash up, you smell terrible!" Liu Ruyan shoved him.
As for what Lin Mo said, she didn't believe it at all. Everyone gets sick sometimes.
Even good people catch colds and fevers from time to time, let alone those who take cold showers and use air conditioning. People like Lin Mo, who sweated a lot today and whose weather was just starting to warm up, are most susceptible to catching a cold.
Every spring is peak season for colds and flu, so we definitely need to be careful.
Fortunately, the home was fully furnished with high-quality furniture. After entering the bathroom, Lin Mo casually tossed his clothes into the washing machine and began to take a shower.
Men, they never take long showers; he emerged refreshed in less than ten minutes.
"So fast?" Liu Ruyan asked as she ate breakfast.
Keep in mind, she had only been sitting down for a short while!
"Otherwise, it's just a shower. I don't scrub my back, I just wash off the sweat. It's only because the weather isn't fully hot yet. If it were summer, the hottest time of the year, I could finish taking off my clothes, showering, and getting dressed in two minutes," Lin Mo said proudly.
Now that life has improved, back when he and Chuanmei Wang and others lived in the dormitory, every summer evening, the water room would be crowded with people, each with a towel and a basin, and those who were better off would also have a stick of bitter tea.
They literally went in, filled the container with water, and then poured it over their heads – that's what you call efficient!
Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes at him: "How dare you say that! If you're going to take a shower, then take a shower. If you're going to do it so quickly, how can you even get clean?"
"Whether you're clean or not, the bath scrubber will tell you. Don't be fooled by your clean appearance. Use that to scrub, and you'll definitely have more dirt on you than I do, believe it or not!" Lin Mo laughed.
You know, there's a bath scrubber at home. When Liu Ruyan first used that bath scrubber, she started to doubt herself.
The bits of stuff rubbed off your body could be rolled into a mud ball.
Last year, when Miss Yuan went to Harbin for a bath, she still kept the "leg-stretching and eye-glaring pills" that she rubbed off; they're almost dried out.
Hearing this, Liu Ruyan blushed and said, "Pah! You're the dirty one, I'm fair-skinned!"
She would never admit that she had a lot of mud on her body, but she would secretly use it every time she took a bath, a typical case of saying one thing but doing another.
"I have good news for you," Liu Ruyan suddenly said while they were eating. Lin Mo was taken aback and asked with some doubt, "Good news? You're pregnant?"
"Get lost! I'm on my period right now, do you think I'm not?" Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes at him.
"No, what other good news is there?" Upon hearing that Liu Ruyan wasn't pregnant, Lin Mo immediately became indifferent.
What good news could there be now? He's got plenty of money, has achieved basic financial freedom, has a car, a house, and a girlfriend. In a few months, once he gets his graduation certificate, he can start enjoying life and reach the pinnacle of his life. What good thing could possibly surprise him?
In response, Liu Ruyan sighed helplessly and said, "Now I'm starting to wonder what I saw in you last year. I feel like I've been set up by you two sisters!"
"You're only just realizing this? My cousin has had her eye on you for a long time, wanting you to be her sister-in-law," Lin Mo laughed.
Liu Ruyan glared at him upon hearing this: "Tch, do you really think I'm stupid? Do you think I'm stupid?!"
At first, Su Su was indeed wary of me, afraid that I would mess with you, play with your feelings, and make it impossible for you to find a girlfriend in the future. After all, you can't meet someone too amazing when you're young!
But later, she started intentionally or unintentionally creating opportunities for us, and she used the most clumsy method of provocation, which was simply despicable!
"Huh? You actually knew that?" Lin Mo exclaimed, his eyes widening in surprise.
Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes at him: "Nonsense, do you really think I'm an innocent fool? When your high school classmate passed away, it was she who told me the news overnight, and that's why I rushed over!"
"No. Since you know, then why did you..." Lin Mo was puzzled when he heard this.
Liu Ruyan glanced at her man and said speechlessly, "Do you even know what a 'open scheme' is? She figured out what I was thinking back then and had me figured out. Besides, I'm not bad either. We're just a couple who go with the flow. Otherwise, why would I have any reason to go over there?"
Of course, I only realized these things later!
Lin Mo:
"Hindsight is 20/20!"
"Say that again!" Liu Ruyan kicked him under the table and scolded him.
Seeing this, Lin Mo quickly changed the subject, after all, the enraged Emperor Ruyan was not someone to be trifled with.
"What kind of surprise is that?"
Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan immediately handed over a phone: "Take a look for yourself!"
Lin Mo was puzzled by this. He took out his phone, opened the video, and the next second, everything went black. He saw that Chuan Mei was hugging and kissing three beautiful women on the ring, and Zhang Wei was fighting with three beautiful women, punching them in the head.
"No, no, wait a minute, he..."
"Surprised? Yuanyuan came to the company yesterday and took Zhang Wei away. I thought she was taking him on a blind date, but it turns out he got into a fight with a girl. Zhang Wei is now completely famous!" Liu Ruyan said helplessly while drinking her porridge.
Lin Mo stared wide-eyed at the video, his mind momentarily blank as he looked at the two completely different styles of the Sichuan girl and Zhang Wei.
"No, what's going on? Fighting with a woman, it's not honorable to win, and it's shameful to lose. What's he after?" Lin Mo asked, puzzled.
If the conflict had occurred in real life, that would have been one thing; after all, when he was framed last year, he wanted to start a fair samurai duel.
But this is wearing boxing gloves and is in the ring, which is obviously similar to a competitive match. Does Zhang Wei really need to be so serious in this situation?
"What are you after? Maybe it's the 20 yuan prize money!" Liu Ruyan said.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo paused for a moment, then said seriously, "I see. Well, Zhang Wei's punching angle is still a bit off. I'll train him sometime. I'm the best fighter!"
Liu Ruyan: →_→
"You hit women? Do you have a tendency towards domestic violence?"
Lin Mo: "No, no, no, because with 20, my fists will have their own ideas. By the way, where is this place? Is there still this event? I want to go too!"
Liu Ruyan: "If you dare to go, I'll uninstall your QQ account, you believe me!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo felt a chill run down his spine:
"Ahem, you can attack me, but you can't attack the chicken!"
(End of this chapter)
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