You, a living person, are telling me I've served in the underworld for ten years?

Chapter 88 Why is your lightning so dark? (2)

Being good at creating entertaining content doesn't guarantee success on live streaming, but Cat+ is good at it...

It would be an injustice if it didn't become a hit!
Chen Yang acted immediately, directing Yang Shuai and "Little Fatty" to film a video.

Gu Jinghui stopped practicing talismans and started helping to plan jokes.

"Yang Shuai, don't say anything..."

"From now on, your persona is that of a mute, a mute who depends on his tabby cat for survival... You stick your tongue out every time you speak, and according to the platform's standards, showing your genitals will get you taken down!"

Yang Shuai: "..."

What kind of ridiculous rules are these?

What's wrong with sticking your tongue out?
Discrimination against hanged ghosts, huh?

He obediently sat on the sofa, pretending to be looking for something as instructed by Gu Jinghui.

Meow!

A cat's meow rang out.

Gu Jinghui turned the camera around and filmed the chubby boy sleeping in his "cat bed".

Little Fatty raised its head and looked at its mute "owner." The emotions expressed in its eyes were very human-like, as if it had guessed what its owner was looking for. It immediately meowed a few times, ran out of its cat bed, and took out the remote control from under the sofa for its mute owner.

And they helped turn on the TV.

The camera focused on Yang Shuai, whose face was beaming with smiles.

"Crack!"

Gu Jinghui was very satisfied and looked at Chen Yang: "Old Chen, what do you think?"

Chen Yang said, "From a pet's perspective... it's true that a cat is very smart to help its owner find the remote control and turn on the TV, but with so many pet streamers now, it's hard to stand out in this field based on just that, right?"

"what?"

"Then how should we film it?"

Gu Jinghui blinked, thought about it carefully, and it did seem to make sense.

The pets online these days are incredibly diverse and quirky, almost like they've come to life.

Dogs that can look after children, Golden Retrievers that can take care of children go without saying, there are also Teddy dogs that can skateboard, monkeys that can husk corn...

Yang Shuai chuckled and said, "That's easy, just let me speak... With my looks and my tongue, I'm sure I can attract fans!"

He imitated a goat in heat, sticking out his tongue and bleating a few times. His tongue, which was more than a foot long, danced in the air, leaving afterimages. He even tied a heart shape with his tongue.

"........."

Fuck you!

Little Fatty kicked Yang Shuai away with a back kick, and spoke in human language: "Lord Night Wanderer, after I learned how to use a mobile phone, I really like those food videos. How about I learn from them and become a food vlogger?"

As he spoke, he curled his tongue and sucked in his saliva.

After this guy got a physical body, he spent all his time thinking about eating big meals.

However, this idea gave Gu Jinghui an idea. His eyes lit up: "Yes, food... Old Chen, how about we let Cat Master learn to cook?"

"If it's filmed, it'll definitely survive!"

Chen Yang: "This...won't pass the censorship, right?"

Gu Jinghui laughed and said, "Didn't Ma Lin say that the higher-ups intend to loosen the reins on public opinion? Your videos of diverting water and cutting off the Yellow River are all over the internet now. What's a video of a cat that can cook compared to that?"

"Try then?"

The funeral home has a kitchen on the second floor, fully equipped with pots, pans and utensils, but Chen Yang rarely cooks for himself. Since there is no rice, flour, vegetables, oil or seasonings at home, he can only change "cooking" to instant noodles.

Yang Shuai was pulled over again to play the role of the "mute master".

Little Fatty then transformed into a sensible tabby cat who takes care of its owner.

Chen Yang found him a piece of rag and tied it around his waist as an apron.

As soon as Gu Jinghui said "Start," the chubby boy stood up, put on an apron, went to the kitchen, and found a box of instant noodles.

It used its paws to open the instant noodle packaging, took out scissors, and cut open the seasoning packets one by one and sprinkled them on...

During this process, it also boiled water using an instant kettle.

Its "body" is quite chubby, and it looks much larger than an ordinary cat. When it stands upright, it looks about the same height as a five or six-year-old child.

The water is boiling.

Little Fatty used the plastic fork that came with the instant noodle box to stick the packaging shut.

Video finished.

One continuous take, no editing whatsoever!
After adding the text, Gu Jinghui sent the video to Chen Yang. "Why are you sending it to me? Just upload it yourself."

"If I upload using your account, the review process might be a bit more lenient..."

In fact, just as Gu Jinghui said, after Chen Yang uploaded the video, it first showed a "review" status, and after another half hour, the video was successfully published.

Immediately afterward, Wang Lin called, tentatively asking, "Master Chen, do you have a cat?"

"That cat is pretty smart, it can even make instant noodles?"

"Could it be... a cat demon?"

"You're the demon! Your whole family are demons!"

Little Fatty couldn't stand it anymore and jumped up to curse, "Your cat master is the [Nine Netherworld Patrol Envoy] appointed by the Underworld, responsible for patrolling the gap between Yin and Yang, and collecting the remnants of cat ghosts. I am the number one ghost official under Lord Chen Youshen!"

Chen Yang slapped the chubby boy away and asked, "But was the video I just filmed against the rules?"

On the other end of the phone, Wang Lin was with Wei Rufeng.

His phone was still on speakerphone, and upon hearing this, he quickly replied, "No violation, no violation... Director Wei has already consulted with his superiors, and they are inclined to loosen restrictions on public opinion. It would be perfect to use Master Chen's cat to attract the attention of a large number of netizens."

"Director Wei has already contacted the official short video platform, and they will allocate some traffic to your video."

as predicted.

Just 15 minutes after the video was successfully posted, likes, comments, and shares suddenly increased, and even official media outlets in several regions reposted it.

"Holy crap, a cat can actually make instant noodles... Am I being too crazy?"

"It's fake, it must be fake, hahaha... I've succeeded!"

"Verification complete: The video is an AI-generated composite!"

"So cute...Are tabby cats really that smart?"

"Brothers, I've already thrown my Ragdoll cat in the trash. Where can I buy one of these?"

"Huh... that mute man looks like my elementary school classmate, but he died a few days ago!"

Soon after, the message notifications on Chen Yang's short video account became 99+, and even his private messages were flooded. The account, which originally had only a few hundred followers, gained several thousand followers in just over ten minutes, and it is still growing!
Little Fatty was overjoyed as he held his phone and chuckled, "Looks like I, Cat Lord, will soon be able to start live-streaming and selling products... At that time, I will follow Lord Chen Youshen's advice and order a batch of dolls, pendants, and statues of myself. All fans who enshrine Cat Lord in their homes will receive good luck and have abundant wealth."

"Tomorrow I'll buy some rice, flour, seasonings, and meat, and have Little Fatty learn a few more dishes. For now, I'll update one video a day... We can try broadcasting in a few days."

Chen Yang assigned this task to Yang Shuai.

Ignoring the subsequent escalation and heated discussions surrounding the video, Chen Yang went downstairs, sat cross-legged on the ground, and continued to comprehend the [Qingwei Thunder Technique]!
Gu Jinghui resumed learning how to draw talismans, while Yang Shuai hung himself back on the ceiling.

soon……

It was 5 a.m.

Before dawn, the sounds of sanitation workers cleaning the streets could already be heard.

The second floor of the funeral home.

Gu Jinghui had fallen asleep at some point, lying on the sofa snoring, while Xiao Pang lay sprawled on Gu Jinghui's stomach, fast asleep.

Yang Shuai, with an elastic rope around his neck, swung back and forth on the ceiling...

As a ghost, he doesn't need to sleep.

This also led to long, boring nights.

Sudden……

Boom!

A deafening explosion rang out.

Yang Shuai was startled and yelled as he untied the elastic rope around his neck, "Holy crap...it's thundering!"

Boom!

Another thunderclap!
Gu Jinghui and Xiao Pang were also awakened. The man, the cat, and the ghost exchanged glances, as if they remembered something, and then they all ran downstairs.

But on the first floor, Chen Yang was sitting cross-legged.

Arcs of electricity crackled and popped around him, occasionally bursting into bursts of light. As Chen Yang slowly opened his eyes, all the arcs of electricity dissipated.

Gu Jinghui exclaimed in surprise, "Old Chen, you've mastered the Thunder Technique?"

"But...but why is this lightning so black?"

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PS: Second update is here, there should be another chapter around 12 o'clock.

(End of this chapter)