My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 18 The Great Sage - Dark Web
"Great source of the dark web, you are the primordial sage born from the ancient heavenly order, the immortal radiance illuminating the future, the god among gods, the supreme among the supreme!"

We pray for your blessings and call upon your name!

May those corrupt gods and Buddhas vanish into thin air soon.

"May that dark heavens no longer obscure our vision."

In a dark cavern beneath Xinhai City, dozens of monks dressed in black robes are holding a meeting.

Amidst frenzied chanting, they cruelly dismembered nine pairs of young boys and girls, recorded the acts, and then offered the videos as sacrifices to [The Great Sage Stealing Heaven - Dark Web]!
The Great Sage bestowed upon them protective coins symbolizing divine power, granting them greater wealth. With this wealth, they could obtain secret techniques, spiritual roots, Dao bodies, and entries from the Dark Web, thereby gaining even more power!
A perfect cycle is thus established.
The fact that both humans and deities participated in this grand event brought the atmosphere to a climax.

then,

The high priest, who was presiding over the gathering, spoke even more hoarsely:
"Everyone! This year, under the wise leadership of our branch president and with the care and assistance of the main church, our Dark Web Church New Sea Branch has successfully sold a large number of forbidden items, achieving a profit of 1.5 million and a total output value of 7.6 million! We have successfully completed all the targets set at the beginning of the year!"

"In addition, by aligning granularity and accurately identifying user pain points, we successfully broke through the encirclement of various black forces and became the largest cult group in Xinhai and several nearby cities,"

"Most importantly, through the Series A and B bidding, we conducted a total of three large-scale divine intervention projects. Although none of them were successful, we accumulated valuable experience, which increased the success rate of divine intervention ceremonies by 0.7 percentage points."

"Not only that!"

"By opening up the gay market and supporting the DEI movement, we have reaped the fruits of lust that were monopolized by the Desire Realm Church, successfully overtaking others and enriching the product supply of our church."

"It can be said that this was a fruitful year, and a successful year!"

"All of this is inseparable from everyone's efforts; it is the result of all of us."

Wow!
The believers below the altar clapped wildly with fanatical eyes, as if they wished they could commit suicide on the spot to add to the excitement of the gathering.

Seeing that the atmosphere had warmed up enough, the chief priest quickly said:
"Now, let's welcome our esteemed branch president to speak! Please give him a warm welcome!"

A bald, over 1.9-meter-tall man wearing a Gothic Lolita miniskirt, but covered in chest hair, walked up to the altar.
The believers stood up like fans chasing after a star, waving their glow sticks wildly: "Branch President is the best!!!"

Splash splash splash splash~
The applause grew even louder!
Amidst applause, the branch president struck several poses with abandon, then proclaimed loudly, "Everyone! Our doctrine is!"

The believers said in unison:
"Being unconventional is the key to gaining followers!"

"Only the unique will not be eliminated by the times!"

"Fans and attention are the ultimate truth!"

"Don't care about what others think, just be the best and most unique version of yourself!!"

Absolute freedom, absolute sharing, absolute extremism, and absolute disregard for rules.

This is the dark web ecosystem, and also the dark web belief!

The branch president laughed heartily with satisfaction: "Everyone, I can feel your enthusiasm. Next, I'll just briefly mention three points. First, us..."

Whoosh! !

boom!
A dark shadow suddenly fell from the sky and slammed into the branch president who was about to speak, almost popping his eye out.

"Who the hell attacked me?!"

With his cultivation level, he wouldn't feel pain, but it would be terrifying, damn it!

Startled, the branch president turned around menacingly, ready to teach the guy who had ambushed him a lesson in cruelty. But what he saw almost blinded him.

What is that so bright?
Upon closer inspection,
—The Heavenly Dao title, "【Porcelain-Bumping Ghost Immortal】", was flashing with golden light.

Beneath the golden light, a guy who was only at the third level of Qi Refining was groaning in pain.

Upon seeing this, the branch leader's murderous intent swelled uncontrollably.

Oh shit!

So what if you've staged an accident with a ghost or immortal? Are you trying to do the same to me?

I'll beat you to a pulp!

Just as he was about to make a move, he noticed a line of smaller text below the title "[Fake Immortal]".
The branch president initially didn't care, but after thinking about it, he felt something was wrong, so he quickly took out a pair of reading glasses, put them on, and looked at it carefully.

Ordinary cultivators should stay away from this person, otherwise, you might suffer terrible misfortune along with them, the kind that even the Heavenly Dao can't save you from!

"hiss!!"

The branch president gasped, retreating frantically as if avoiding a venomous snake, until he reached the very edge of the hall, exclaiming in terror, "There's a causal weapon! Everyone be careful!!!"

The other believers weren't blind either. Seeing this, they all forgot about the gathering and ran as fast as they could, as if they were avoiding a jinx, frantically trying to get away from Livy.

In an instant, a large space around him was empty.

"Where exactly did Granny Cat and Old Man Bitden take me?"

Li Wei still had no idea where he was, as his head was still spinning from the teleportation, and everything was pitch black, making it impossible for him to see anything clearly. He could only stagger to his feet.

Fearing he would lose his balance, he instinctively grabbed onto something bright red next to him.
The sacrificial skeleton, stripped of all flesh and blood, couldn't bear his weight and collapsed to the ground with a crash.
Li Wei lost his balance again, and just before he was about to fall, he quickly did a somersault and twisted back up from mid-air.

"Such bizarre movement techniques, is this person cosplaying a zombie dance?"

"I think it's most likely some kind of special curse."

"No, no, no! This is clearly him showcasing himself, everyone. He, like the branch leader, is a maverick who pursues absolute freedom. He's a follower of our dark web church—an internet celebrity!!!"

"Bullshit!!" the branch president roared, pointing at him with trembling fingers. "I was the one who compiled all the personnel files for new members. I don't remember ever interviewing such a jinx. He must be a nuclear weapon sent by another church to attack our branch!"

The cult members' expressions immediately changed, and they said viciously, "Damn these competitors! This is unfair competition! I'm going to report them to the Dark Web Great Sage!"

"Report me for what! We're a cult! They've come to our doorstep, we have to fight back!!"

"Yes! Counterattack! Take down this jinx!!"

The believers who denounced Li Wei were united in their determination and hatred of the enemy, and they even forgot the hint under the title of "Fake Immortal". Even if they risked bad luck, they were determined to kill this bastard.

"Grandma Cat, you deserve to die!"

Li Wei finally realized where he was. Now that he was surrounded, it was too late to run away, so he could only hurriedly explain.

But the noise of the crowd was too loud, and his voice couldn't carry at all; the crazed believers simply wouldn't listen to what he was saying.

This is terrible!
Even if Li Wei had the Heavenly Dao 1.0 system, he couldn't withstand being ganged up on by so many cultists. Moreover, the Heavenly Dao 1.0 system had been banned after leaving the illusionary loophole, so it was unusable.

Just as he was about to be swallowed up by the cultists, a cult member who looked eight or nine parts like Li Wei finally squeezed through the crowd, stood in front of Li Wei, and shouted: "Everyone, don't be impulsive! This is my son!"

Upon hearing this, Li Wei instinctively flew into a rage: "What the hell are you saying, you old bastard? Who the hell is your son?!"

Perhaps because the son he remembered would never speak to him like this, Li Sixiang couldn't help but pause in surprise.
After carefully examining the boy in front of him,
He probed:

"Your name is Li Wei, right?"

Li Wei's heart skipped a beat as he finally remembered the mentally challenged parents mentioned in the original owner's video.

Then look at this muscular man in front of you, dressed in a Gothic Lolita dress and holding a light stick.

So... really?!

Li Wei's vision suddenly went black.

The original form!!
You have problems from your family of origin!
P.S.: Oh no! You can play it like that?
(End of this chapter)