My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 27: Experiencing Modern Cultivation

Chapter 27 Experience Modern Cultivation

"Cheating? What cheating! I don't even know what cheating is!"

Li Wei refused to admit it to the death.

"If I had to give a reason, it might be because I was born with an extraordinary talent that drained all the nutrients from my Qi Sea."

Zhang Yidao glanced at his crotch suspiciously.
Ok,
It is indeed very big.

Thinking about it carefully, these two places are connected, so it's not impossible that they might absorb nutrients. What a load of rubbish!
"You brat, do you think I'm some kind of clueless idiot? Even if you took the bull demon's energy and put it on your own body, you still couldn't absorb it into your Qi Sea. So how exactly did you refine your Qi Sea to this state?"

Zhang Yidao's curiosity had been piqued; as an educator, he always believed in learning through teaching.

After all, all his research relied on students as guinea pigs for experiments.

If he can glean the secret of "shrinking Qi Sea" from Li Wei, he might discover a new loophole in the Heavenly Dao.
Zhang Yidao suddenly realized something was wrong and quickly felt a chill run down his spine!

hiss!
If I really find the flaw in my Qi Sea, I'll probably be struck dead by the Heavenly Dao on the spot.
It is important to know that Qi cultivation is the entry level of the entire cultivation process, involving all aspects and its importance far exceeds that of ordinary loopholes.

It's not an exaggeration to say that...
The Qi Refining realm is the foundation of the Heavenly Dao's existence and the basis for the stability of the Immortal Sphere; countless gods and Buddhas are watching it closely.

Occasionally, one or two people may experience a "reversal of Qi in their Qi Sea," which can be considered an isolated phenomenon, a technical error acceptable to the Dao.
However, if someone were to summarize it into rules, or even develop it into a loophole, it would surely shake the entire Heavenly Dao. At that time, the gods and Buddhas who act as administrators would definitely feel it and would probably come down to invite him for tea immediately.

"The holes in this kid's Qi Sea are like a detonator without a fuse; whoever touches it will explode on the spot!"

Fortunately, he didn't lose his mind, otherwise he would have been in deep trouble and become the biggest victim of this century.

After all, he was no longer a Qi Refining cultivator, had no descendants who practiced Qi Refining, and his main research area was unrelated to it, so he had no use for this loophole.

Why risk your life for something like this?
If Heaven hadn't given birth to Zhang Yidao, education would have remained shrouded in eternal darkness.

He still has so many forbidden studies to complete, he absolutely cannot die here!
Zhang Yidao forcefully suppressed his curiosity with great willpower.

Just in case, he even prepared a vial of medicine on the spot and injected himself in the head, setting up a firewall deep in his brain.

As long as I pretend I know nothing, when this kid explodes in the future, his blood won't splatter on me!
"You brat, you made me waste two precious minutes again. Your lesson will be doubled from now on."

Who knew that Li Wei would be unhappy when Zhang Yidao didn't pursue the matter?

"I'd almost finished crafting a lie, and you wouldn't listen? Do you know how much effort I put into coming up with this whole lie, how many brain cells I lost?!"

"You damn idiot, with all that energy and brain cells, you should use it on your studies! You bastard!"

"Oh dear, teacher! Why are you red-eyed? Yes, my Qi Sea cultivation is fast, but correspondingly my spiritual energy reserves are also low, and my endurance is only one-sixth of others."

Spiritual power is both a cultivator's experience points and their mana bar; it is the energy source for casting spells, fighting, and moving.

"So while I gained the ability to cultivate at super-fast speed, I also lost my mana bar!"

Zhang Yidao, who had finally calmed down, was almost thrown off balance by those words again.

"You brat, you already have such a huge advantage, and you're still not satisfied?! Even when people play a game, they have to rush to level two! Let alone cultivation?"

"Under the same conditions, someone with a higher cultivation level can easily crush a lower-level cultivator, okay!"

Ordinary cultivators only have more mana, but when you level up, your stats actually increase!

Who cares about mana bar when you can level up?! Surely no one really thinks that a Qi Refining Level 2 user with 50 mana bar can't beat a Qi Refining Level 1 user with 200 mana bar?

Even your basic attack could easily beat them!
"I see now, Li Wei, your inner strength is even greater than I imagined. Very good! Then double the dosage from now on."

As he spoke, Zhang Yidao kicked Li Wei to the ground, then took out a syringe longer than a baby's arm from his bag and inserted it directly into Li Wei's brain.

"What is this?!" Li Wei, with a syringe still inserted in his head, jumped up with a somersault.

"Don't pull it out! I won't be responsible if you pull your brain out!"

Zhang Yidao patted his shoulder and said:
"After receiving my specially formulated mind-awakening injection, you won't feel sleepy for at least three days. Moreover, it will cause endocrine disorders and lead to spirit addiction. If you don't absorb spiritual energy for even a second, your whole body will feel unbearably itchy, like ants crawling all over you."

While Zhang Yidao was explaining, the medicine had already begun to take effect.
Li Wei's whole body turned red, and his skin broke out in a series of large bumps as if he had an allergic reaction. The itching almost made him lose his mind!
"Are you serious?!"

Li Wei, disregarding the fact that he was still in the courtyard of the old house, quickly sat down cross-legged and began to circulate his spiritual energy, absorbing the spiritual energy in the air.

Spiritual energy enters the body.

The tingling and itching in his body was immediately relieved, and he also experienced an indescribable and intense pleasure, which made Li Weishuang let out a soft groan.

"Looks like he's in pretty good shape..." Zhang Yidao knew from his expression that he could still hold his liquor.
So they took the opportunity to inject him with several more secret medicines for cultivation, and attached more than a dozen liquid bags to replenish spiritual energy, as well as dozens of IV drips to relieve the pressure on his body during cultivation.

From a distance,

Li Wei was like a hedgehog, covered in needles.

Zhang Yidao said with satisfaction:
"This is what it should be like for ordinary cultivators to 'cheat'!"

That's right,

Spiritual practice in the new era is indeed very difficult.
Even back in version 5.83, in order to further suppress the cultivation speed of cultivators, the Heavenly Dao turned cultivation classics like "cultivation techniques" into cheat codes.

This has resulted in cultivators now having almost no ability to cultivate actively, leaving them with only the most basic function of transferring spiritual energy.

However, this does not mean that the cultivation speed of cultivators in the new era has slowed down.
It can even be faster!
After all, cultivation techniques have developed to the point where they have already opened up another cultivation path.
Go for it (spend money)!

As long as you have money, you can enjoy the thrill of rapid progress in your cultivation.

After all, an IV drip is still a form of hanging, surgery is still a form of technique, and acupuncture is still a form of method!
For the wealthy,

Three small injections in the morning, three large IV drips at noon, and three large knife surgeries in the evening are all routine procedures!

Especially in the exam preparation industry, if your knife skills aren't good, you'd be embarrassed to be a class teacher; if your needlework isn't accurate, you'd be embarrassed to collect tuition.

As for tailoring secret medicines to the different attributes of each student, that is the specialty of every training teacher!
Among the many training institutions in Xinhai City, Zhang Yidao was able to achieve the highest college entrance examination pass rate with the least amount of money and the poorest students, thanks to his advantage of daring to prescribe drugs!
Even if it kills us, we must kill us!
You think you can become an immortal without taking medicine?!

Li Weiming should not have been able to perceive the outside world while in a meditative state, but he was forcibly awakened by needles.

He glanced at the ever-increasing number of bottles hanging behind him and couldn't help but feel a chill run down his spine.

Why are there muds on these medicine bottles?
Upon closer inspection,
Oh.
Teacher Zhang is digging up the "apprentice red" he buried in the yard thirty years ago, preparing to give Li Wei a good injection today.

"Hiss! Teacher, did your drug pass the drug test?"

(End of this chapter)

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