My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 48 You are undoubtedly a top-tier mutant!

Chapter 48 You are undoubtedly a top-tier mutant!
Ta-da! Ta-da ta-da ta-da ta-da~~ Hehe~~

The joyful drums beat out the festive spirit year after year. Boom boom boom, beautiful dances bring daily merriment. Boom boom boom!

Amidst the roar of twelve thunder cannons,
The entire competition venue was completely enveloped in the catchy music of "Good Days," and what's worse, it was a DJ version!
Countless bizarre creatures, adorned in red and green, gathered from all directions as if celebrating the New Year, constantly displaying their beautiful bodies under the spotlight!
That's right,

The red ones are underwear.
The green ones are also underwear.

Some monsters were even completely naked, flaunting their 86-pack abs as they walked around – it was absolutely outrageous!
And all of this still belongs to the "audience".
The real contestants stood before the registration entrance, brazenly contorting their "evolutionary" and "normal" forms, using their incomprehensible and unbearable distorted bodies, wielding various fitness tools—or using each other as fitness tools—and relentlessly masturbating.

While masturbating, he was also injecting himself with an alarmingly large amount of steroids.
While drinking, he excitedly widened his eyes, using his strange voice to rise and fall with the music, sweating profusely!

"Today is a good day! All my wishes will come true!"

"Today is a good day! Let's open our doors and welcome the spring breeze!"

"Sigh...sigh sigh..."

The various bizarre "hormones" unique to the alien species evaporate in the sweat and condense into a tangible poisonous cloud in the air, engulfing the entire registration entrance in a shadow, with the main feature being a sour and refreshing experience!
The poisonous cloud spreads.

The little dirty girl who cultivated the Plague God's Way only inhaled a little bit, but she couldn't help but turn pale and put on a gas mask. She said tremblingly, "Brother Li, it's okay. Even though you're participating in this kind of competition, I still like you!"

Li Wei's eye twitched, and he questioned Zhang Yidao again: "What kind of hellish thing is this? Are you sure you want me to compete against that bunch of monsters? What kind of competition is this where you're left in the middle of a match?!"

"The interspecies bodybuilding competition is all about authenticity and unadulterated fun. And everyone here is a fellow enthusiast. If you cover up, people won't be happy!"

"Is your fellow enthusiast serious?! And if I'm not mistaken, that over there should be a broadcast van, right? You guys are really going to broadcast this?"

"The interspecies bodybuilding competition comes with its own mosaic meme. Any minors who see related videos will have their images automatically censored, so related videos and merchandise sell incredibly well. If you win the championship, there will be an overwhelming number of people buying your body molds!"

Mi Hongzhi, who had already taken out her phone to frantically check in and take photos, even took a few photos with Li Weiduo after hearing this.

Anyway, it's not like she's participating in the competition. The main point is to enjoy the show and make things worse. Who can resist their good friend's scandals and funny faces?

Looking at Li Wei's miserable expression,
She was laughing so hard she almost died!

"Hahaha! I didn't expect this to be the interspecies bodybuilding competition. It truly lives up to its reputation! Xiaoqing, stop putting on your protective gear. Let's hurry over to the food area and see what local specialties they have!"

The local specialties and biological weapons at bodybuilding competitions are pretty much the same; just grab a few of them, they might be good for self-defense!

Little Dirty Luo's eyes lit up upon hearing this: "Sister, now that you mention it, I think I sense some special plague power. If I could buy it, it might be enough for me to reach the Golden Core stage and obtain special plague-related attributes!"

"Let's go!"

After taking necessary precautions, the two sisters curiously and respectfully strolled into the food area, and soon disappeared from sight.

Li Wei, on the other hand, was dragged to the registration entrance by his teacher.

Only then did he realize that his initial assessment was too simplistic.

Those strange, exotic hormonal clouds didn't evaporate naturally; they were actually bodybuilders deliberately competing to outdo each other in terms of body odor!
A master of Dou Qi is terrifying!
Various body odors vied for attention, spanning the void and seemingly obliterating the Great Dao. The stench caused Li Wei to undergo an immediate transformation, sealing off all his olfactory organs and transforming them into pore-purifying respiration.

Meanwhile, Zhang Yidao, who was wearing three layers of gas masks, was still trying to persuade him to step into the fire pit: "Disciple, look how well you've adapted! You've already mutated on your own as soon as you arrived. I think you'll definitely shine in this competition!"

"I'd be a dog if I trusted you again! I really can't take this game anymore, let me go!!"

"Don't be afraid! The interspecies bodybuilding competition is a high-level event. You're just a Qi Refining stage cultivator, and you won't be competing against these big shots."

"Even if it's a competition of different races, I'm a human! It's clearly stated here that it's called the Interspecies Competition, so why should a human like me participate?"

"Humans?!?"

A startled cry suddenly came from the registration entrance deep within the poisonous clouds!

next moment,
A mutated demon with a weasel-like face and no hair rushed out quickly, grabbing Li Wei as if afraid the human would escape.

"Are you human?" "Yes."

"Great!! After fifteen years, humans are finally participating in our interspecies bodybuilding competition again! Now those bastards can no longer accuse us of racial discrimination!! Hahahaha!!"

The rat demon found Li Wei more and more pleasing to the eye.

"Excellent! Excellent! This twisted form, this malevolent appearance, and this terrifying ability to mutate on the spot according to the environment—you are undoubtedly a top-tier human mutant!!"

"It perfectly meets our registration requirements!"

If top-tier human mutants participate this year, the viewership ratings will skyrocket!

"Hey buddy, come on, come on, I'll take you to the special registration channel, let's register right away!"

The alien powerhouse ahead of Li Wei immediately became unhappy: "I've been queuing for two hours and still haven't been able to register. Why can he use the special registration channel while humans get special privileges?"

"Damn it! How dare you use racial slurs in your speech? Our bodybuilding competition cannot tolerate such racist contestants. Someone, throw him out of the venue!"

And so the dissent disappeared.

The rat demon reached out and pulled, and before Li Wei could react, he appeared inside the registration entrance.

"Wait, I haven't decided yet."

Upon hearing his voice, a heavily made-up, snow-white-haired female cat demon who was filling out a form at the registration table immediately turned around, stared intently, and exclaimed, "Holy crap! How are you still alive?!"

Li Wei frowned and looked back: "Who are you? Why are you cursing me the moment we meet? Holy crap! It's you!!!"

The human and the cat demon stared at each other, dumbfounded.

The rat demon was also somewhat surprised: "I didn't expect the two of you to know each other. What a coincidence!"

"Miss Bai, as the first member of the Snow Cat clan to cultivate the Great Dao of Yin while in male form and to complete gender transformation, is also a favorite to win the championship among the Qi Refining level contestants!"

"A fierce battle between the two of you is inevitable."

Before the rat demon could finish speaking, Li Wei turned and left.

"Farewell!!"

Who wants to compete against this pervert and see whose body is more fit?

If this gets broadcast live, how am I supposed to remain a deity? And if I do become a deity, who will worship me?

Li Wei couldn't even imagine it!

At worst, we can just forgo the license and directly confront the lightning tribulation.

Little did anyone know that another employee at the registration desk would also happen to come across Li Wei's registration form at that moment:
"Mr. Li, wait a minute! If I'm not mistaken, you seem to have already completed the registration process and signed the competition agreement. If you withdraw now, you'll have to pay at least 1 million in breach of contract fees!"

Li Wei's steps froze instantly, and he realized in a flash that he had already been thoroughly arranged by the teacher.

That damned Zhang Yidao!!!

How am I supposed to face people now?!
what,
I feel like I've stopped being human.

That’s okay!

Li Wei sat back down expressionlessly, resignedly saying, "Speak, how do we compete?!"

(End of this chapter)

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