My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.
Chapter 58 Judge
Chapter 58 Judge
Since Li Wei had decided to participate in this immortal examination, Zhang Yidao stopped trying to dissuade him.
"If the Heavenly Court really decides to hold this Immortal Examination in the Dragon Transformation Realm, then the previous examination rules will definitely undergo earth-shattering changes and will no longer be of any reference value."
"But no matter how the rules change, cultivation level will always be the ultimate currency,"
"As long as your cultivation level is high enough, getting a high score will definitely not be a problem!!"
Zhang Yidao originally wanted to suppress Li Wei's cultivation level to prevent others from discovering that there was something wrong with his Qi Sea.
But now that Li Wei has won the mixed bodybuilding competition in front of everyone, who would doubt him?
—With the forbidden dosage he took, even the King of Hell would give him a thumbs up. With his mutated and twisted form, even the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, the King of Alien Species, would give him a thumbs up!
Therefore, Zhang Yidao felt that he could be bolder and set his original goal of the mid-Foundation Establishment stage up to the late-Foundation Establishment stage, the Foundation Establishment Perfection stage, or even the Pseudo-Core Formation stage!
Upon hearing the word "cultivation level," Li Wei suddenly remembered something.
"By the way, where's my zombie sister?"
When the heavenly tribulation struck, he was absorbing the corpse energy and lost consciousness before he could put the dragon corpse back into his backpack.
As a result, after waking up in the hospital, he encountered Aunt Bai Jie again and had a big fight with her.
That's why I only remembered the dragon corpse now.
Mentioning this, Zhang Yidao immediately looked troubled: "At that time, your condition was critical, and all the bodies at the scene were charred and stuck together, so we didn't have time to deal with the dragon corpse. When I took you to the hospital and went back to look for it, it was gone."
"What?! You lost her?!"
"I'm afraid she wasn't lost, but rather she ran away after regaining her mobility."
"After all, the power of heavenly tribulation can cleanse all filth and impurity, so the dragon corpse can naturally use the power of the lightning tribulation to wash away the effects of the numbing ghost powder on its body and regain control over itself."
"So you're really lucky to have survived this time!"
According to Zhang Yidao's calculations, since the dragon corpse was able to escape even while undergoing a tribulation of lightning, it should have certainly been able to easily destroy Li Wei's life force.
But she spared Li Wei's life.
I can't figure it out.
Could it be,
Is this because he developed feelings for the corpse's aura?
Zhang Yidao was completely baffled and could only conclude that Li Wei had a special constitution. As long as it was a woman—no! It should be said that as long as it was female—in his hands, regardless of species or whether she was alive or dead, she would become absurd.
"It ran away on its own..."
Li Wei said with a strange expression, "Have you ever been to human society, you corpse from the East Sea Dragon Palace? Do you even know how to get around? You don't even have an ID card, let alone any cash..."
Most importantly, she's been by my side for so long.
The two sides have engaged in so many heated debates.
The aura of bad luck associated with the "fake accident scammer" has probably already enveloped her. She might even be framed by someone while walking down the street. How can she possibly run away?
Just as Li Wei was thinking this, his phone suddenly rang.
"Li Wei, is that right?"
"Ah."
What is your relationship with Ao Xin?
"I don't know you, bye-bye."
Before Li Wei could finish speaking, an exasperated voice suddenly came from the phone:
"Li Wei, you fucking bastard! You hugged me every day to inhale the corpse's aura, slept with me in your arms, and even used me as a shield from lightning, and now you say you don't recognize me? You scumbag!! It was a waste of my life to spare you!"
"Are you... Corpse Girl?"
"Waaaaah, come to No. 35 Bihai Road and bail me out! Otherwise they're going to send me to be made into corpse oil!"
……
Half an hour later, at No. 35 Bihai Road,
Standing under the signboard of the Thunder Division in Tianlang City, Li Wei and his group sighed with a strange sense of emotion, "I never imagined that my first time entering the Thunder Division would not result in me being arrested."
Mi Hongzhi nudged him and said, "Stop talking nonsense. With Lei Bu's style of doing things, the bail will increase by a penny for every minute that's late. You really don't care about spending my money!"
Lei, the officer on duty, chuckled when he heard that someone had come to bail out a person. "You brought her to the city for fun, didn't you even tell her what to be careful about?"
"Our entire Tianlang City has only one no-fly zone, yet she managed to get in, not only damaging the no-fly zone formation but also running rampant on the main road, injuring dozens of people!"
"That's one thing, but how dare she run into the judge's house and secretly hide in the wardrobe?"
"He works in the underworld and can only come up here for a vacation once a year. He was looking forward to this day to spend some time alone with his wife, and look what happened..."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk!"
Can you imagine what that scene would be like?
"The wife painstakingly prepared three nights of nourishing soup at home for her deceased husband, only to find a dragon corpse in the closet when she returned to the room. If the neighbor hadn't called the police immediately, the judge would have been beaten to death by his wife!"
"Isn't she breaking up someone else's family?!"
Just as Lei was speaking, the aggrieved party arrived.
A middle-aged ghost, dressed in the robes of an underworld official, with a bruised and swollen face, a bright red handprint on his left cheek, and claw marks and bloodstains all over his body, rushed in with red eyes.
"Where is that bitch? Bring her out here! I'm going to kill her!!!"
"Judge Cui, please calm down! After all, it is a dragon corpse from the East Sea Dragon Palace. If we really kill it, the Dragon King's family will lose face, and we will not be able to explain ourselves!"
"Then I'll take her to the underworld! That wretched thing, her lifespan is over yet she dares to stay in the mortal world and harm people, ruining my reputation for no reason! She's utterly wicked, I'll send her to the eighteenth level of hell!"
As he spoke, Judge Cui began to cry.
"Waaaaah! You could say she's a living person, but she's a corpse. I'm the one who manages corpses in the underworld! My wife thinks I brought a colleague home and she's so angry she went back to her parents' house. If she adds fuel to the fire in front of my father-in-law, I'll be stripped of my position as judge tomorrow!"
Judge Cui became increasingly angry as he spoke.
Damn it,
Do you know how much effort I put in and how much humiliation I endured to climb from an ordinary cultivator to a judge?
Every year, in order to please my father-in-law and wife, I work from dawn till dusk in the underworld, and I don't dare to spend a single spirit stone I collect. In the end, I actually stumbled on you, this dragon corpse!
He simply couldn't swallow this insult!
Lei Li, who was on duty, quickly picked up a cup of tea and went over to him: "Judge Cui, have some water first. You should know that your father-in-law is one of the Ten Directions Underworld Marshals. He is known for his magnanimity. He would not care about such a small matter. Please don't worry about it."
"You son of a bitch! How dare you, a mere lowly clerk, stop me here? Bring your branch manager out here! I demand an explanation today!"
Judge Cui was furious. Dense Yin energy swept in all directions, forcing Mi Hongzhi and the others to retreat. Li Wei, on the other hand, subconsciously activated the Five Thunder Heart Technique within his body to resist the Yin energy!
Boom!
The power of thunder rose,
Only then did Cui Yueyuan, a ghost from the underworld, notice the people next to him.
"To have mastered the rudiments of immortal arts at such a young age... Wait, why do you still have such a strong aura of death on you? That smell... that dragon corpse is yours?!"
Judge Cui had finally found the real culprit. He rushed to Li Wei's side and grabbed his hand tightly: "You're that man from the Dragon Corpse family, right? Come on, come on, come with me to the underworld to explain things to my wife."
Who wants to go to hell with you?!
Li Wei quickly shook his head: "I'm not her man, our relationship is purely platonic."
"Waaaaah, why did you take so long to get here!"
A piercing scream came from the side.
Ao Xin, who was brought out of the prison cell, still bore the marks of the heavenly tribulation. His dragon scales were shattered and his flesh was charred. Coupled with this series of misfortunes, he looked extremely miserable.
Upon seeing Li Wei, she pounced on him, clinging tightly to him, crying and sucking his yang energy, just like a little baby wanting candy.
Li Wei was used to her tongue, so he subconsciously retorted with a flick of his tongue.
Upon seeing this, Judge Cui immediately sneered.
"You scumbag! Look at how practiced you are, and you still say you're not her man?!"
(End of this chapter)
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