My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.
Chapter 90 Crazy, everyone is crazy!
Chapter 90 Crazy, everyone is crazy!
When the chief examiner of the Ghost Forest Examination Hall saw the two groups of female ghosts fighting, he almost burst out laughing: "Hahaha, after so many years of cultivation, I have never seen such a scene. It is truly spectacular!"
"Yes, examiner. I think those female ghosts from the Wraith Path seem to be lacking in yin energy, their steps are unsteady, and their soul power is severely depleted. Coupled with the long journey, they are definitely no match for the female ghosts from the Lily Path!"
"This kid's definitely finished!!"
A moment later, the female ghosts of the Lily Path and the Wraith Path gradually became truly enraged.
However, the outcome of the battle greatly exceeded the examiners' expectations.
"What's going on? Why are these vengeful ghosts getting stronger the more we fight them?"
Amidst the incredulous gazes of the examiners, the female ghost from the vengeful spirit path quickly began to gain the upper hand.
"Hahaha! Sisters, we've absorbed plenty of yang energy and are ready to fight, while these bastards have no external support. The advantage is on our side!! Kill them!!"
"Oh no! The solar essence within them is incredibly potent! We have to retreat!!"
Everyone is a ghost.
When it really comes down to it, it'll come down to who has the stronger yin energy, the more solid soul, and the greater endurance!
The female ghosts of the Wraith Path are now abandoning all martial ethics, actually absorbing the essence of the sun within their bodies, becoming more and more energetic with each fight. If this continues, they won't be surrounded for long!
In a panic
The female ghosts of the Lily Path immediately began to flee.
But how could Li Wei, who had been waiting for so long, let such a large group of female ghosts get away? These were all fresh, new recruits!
then,
The thunder that had been brewing in his eyes suddenly erupted at this moment, sealing off the entire surrounding area!
Heavenly thunder is inherently capable of suppressing all filth and evil spirits. Moreover, Li Wei's thunder magic also carries the aura of heavenly tribulation, making it even more intimidating to female ghosts!
boom! !
Hundreds of lightning bolts struck down, completely blocking the ghosts' escape route. Before long, they were all surrounded by the female ghosts of the Wraith Path, and had no chance of escaping!
Seeing this, the leader of the Lily Path female ghosts gritted her teeth and stepped forward: "You bitches, so what if you won against us with that stinking man? We, the Lily Path, will never yield!"
"Sisters, don't you agree?!"
Wow!
A group of female ghosts knelt down: "Waaaaah, sisters of the Wraith Cult, this fight was ordered by the leader, it has nothing to do with us!"
"What are you doing! We're all female ghosts, the worst that can happen is we can die again, what are you afraid of?!"
"Waaaaah~ Big Sister, we're in the Dragon Transformation Realm right now. If we die, the realm will take our souls and we won't even be able to reincarnate!"
The gang leader gave a bitter laugh: "So what! Do you think they'll let us go after things have come to this? If you're going to die, then die with dignity!!"
The female ghosts of the Wraith Path indeed sneered and surrounded them, intending to kill them all.
"Wait! There are so many beautiful girls, killing them seems a bit of a waste!"
Li Wei suddenly spoke up to stop him.
He didn't mean to cause trouble, but the group of female ghosts came in strange ways, and he was worried that someone was deliberately targeting them, so he had to be on guard!
"There are countless ghosts and demons in this Ghost Forest examination hall. We must fight to sustain ourselves and continuously strengthen our power. So if you Hundred Harmonies Sect are willing to surrender, you will not only be spared, but also given yang energy to consume!"
"Of course, it doesn't matter if she doesn't want to surrender, I will give her a dignified death!"
Bang!
The leader of the Lily Path female ghosts suddenly dropped her weapon, and the next moment she knelt down, prostrating herself on the ground, and said to Li Wei with a sincere expression:
"I have lived a life of wandering, and am but a willow in appearance. If you, my lord, do not despise me, I am willing to be your slave!"
"But didn't you just say you'd rather die than surrender?"
"Waaaaah~ I've already died once, who wants to die a second time!! Young master, I'm a good girl and I don't cling to people, please have pity on me and spare my life!"
In order to survive,
She can be a man too!
Looking into her sincere eyes, Li Wei decided to give her a chance. However, there were quite a few ghosts in the group, and if they rebelled, it would be a big problem. He had to find a way to restrain them.
But what method should we use?
As Li Wei pondered this, a sudden inspiration struck him. He turned to Mi Hongzhi and asked, "Does a contract registered and filed with the Heavenly Dao have any effect on ghosts?"
"The underworld is also part of the cycle of heavenly reincarnation, of course it's useful! Hahaha, let me handle such an interesting thing as signing contracts with female ghosts!"
Mi Hongzhi's capitalist bloodline awakened, and she quickly took out the Mi family's contract, made some modifications, and handed it to Li Wei on the spot.
"Damn, you're so heartless! You don't even pay us wages, how can we expect people to work for us? And you should add the social insurance and housing fund benefits too!"
More and more inspirations came to Li Wei's mind, and he seemed to have vaguely realized something. He quickly changed the contract beyond recognition.
Mi Hongzhi was stunned when she saw the new contract: "Holy crap! Is this them selling themselves to you, or you selling yourself to them? Is this how you write a contract?"
"Never mind! Just get it verified already!" Li Wei couldn't wait to see what would happen next.
"Alright, don't blame me if you get into trouble later!" Mi Hongzhi was already used to Li Wei's outrageous behavior, so she didn't stop him. She quickly finished making the contract and handed it to the female ghosts.
The female ghosts of the Lily Path were already suffering from PTSD upon hearing the contract, instinctively preparing themselves to sell themselves into slavery.
Who could have imagined the outcome?
Li Wei is actually going to pay them salaries? And even provide them with social insurance and housing fund benefits!
This is a wonderful thing that I never dared to dream of when I was alive!
Once the terms are written down...
The female ghosts couldn't wait to take it, but they were all stunned when they saw it!
"Daily salary for yang energy, monthly social insurance and housing fund contributions, and paid leave in the underworld when not working! Waaah! I've never had such a good boss in my life! Is this contract genuine?"
"Hahaha! Guaranteed authentic! Absolutely authentic! The contract says if we don't receive our wages, we can curse him as we please. Who would dare joke about a hellish curse?"
"That's right! Moreover, Young Master Li even considered that we are separated by death and might not receive our wages, so he allowed the unpaid wages to automatically become debts and even calculated interest every month. He is simply a great philanthropist!"
"Waaaaah! Young master, you've been so good to us, and we actually tried to kill you just now! Waaaaah, I'm practically a ghost!!!"
"I'll sign for three hundred years!"
"I'll sign for five hundred years!" "Waaaaah, young master, I've had a long reincarnation period, I'll sign for a thousand years! From now on, you'll be our boss!!"
The female ghosts of the Wraith Path panicked upon seeing this and all crowded around, demanding a copy of the contract: "Sisters! These vile women of the Lily Path are taking such a huge advantage, how can we accept this?"
"cannot!!"
"Then sign! We'll sign as many as they sign, and we must sign more than them, or we'll disgrace the Way of the Wraiths!"
Swish, brush, brush!
Overwhelmed with gratitude, the female ghosts pressed their soul imprints onto the contract one by one, then sidled over, saying joyfully:
"Young master, your contract states that you'll receive a sum of yang energy upon joining the company. Is that correct now?"
Li Wei put away the contract and sneered, "Yang energy? What yang energy! I'm currently in a bit of a deficit, so I'll settle it in a hundred years!"
The female ghosts, who had just been overjoyed, were struck dumb as if by lightning!
It turns out that
These old ghosts, hundreds or even thousands of years old, are indeed too young; they actually believed this kid's nonsense.
Yes,
How can there be such a good contract in the world?
That bastard never intended to pay!
怨恨+1+1+1+1+1+1+1!
The resentment of the female ghosts, automatically triggered by the contract, has created a new hellish curse!
However, the contract stipulated that the female ghosts had to do everything in their power to protect Li Wei's safety during the contract period and before their wages were settled, and could not watch him die, so they could not actually cast a death curse.
Furthermore, because wages are converted into debt, the contract also stipulates that the female ghosts can only use certain specific types of debt curses.
Thus, a wondrous cycle was established!
A new lever has appeared!
The only question now is whether he can integrate this lever into the golden body.
Li Wei, writhing in hellish agony, commanded the female demons to come closer.
"Come quickly, dozens of you, and beat me up together!!"
"Huh? Boss, isn't this a bit inappropriate?"
"If you're a good employee, then hit me!!"
"I'm so sorry!"
The female ghosts sneered at the thought of being owed wages for a hundred years and then beat Li Wei mercilessly!
It stands to reason,
With a contract in place, they cannot harm their boss.
But since the boss himself requested the beating, what business is it of theirs? So even the contract won't impose any penalties, and they can finally vent their anger!
Dozens of female ghosts at the Foundation Establishment stage—they were truly going all out.
Surprisingly, they couldn't even break through Li Wei's defense!
Besides the lip print and debt entries, his body was covered in a dense array of wage arrears. Every inch of his skin was covered in IOUs, making him incredibly well-defended!
"Hahahaha! Ouch, ouch!!! Hahahaha! The golden body is complete, it feels so good!!! Hahahaha!! You're going to make me suffer!!!"
Previously, he was merely passively in debt, but now he has finally turned the tables and mastered a secret technique to increase his leverage!
For him,
This is no less than enlightenment at Longchang!
So even as the torment of hell intensified, causing Li Wei to convulse and scream in agony, his smile only grew wider and wider.
The Mi sisters felt their understanding was being challenged as they watched this scene unfold.
"Sister, has Brother Li gone mad?"
"He's really going crazy trying to become stronger."
"Crazy? What's so crazy about it? I feel like I've succeeded!!"
Li Wei rolled on the ground, convulsing, and said somewhat foolishly:
"No, this contract is still not comprehensive enough. If these female ghosts are reincarnated, my debts will not be able to continue. The terms need to be changed! The debts need to be carried forward to their families and to their next life!"
"after!"
"You will all be my creditors for all eternity!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Hahahahahaha!!!!!!"
Seeing this, Mi Hongzhi gasped, "Damn it! This bastard's resolve to pursue the Dao is so unwavering, I can't fall behind!!!"
Saying,
Mi Hongzhi rushed forward, grabbed the tentacles on Li Wei's body and started gnawing on them, while also touching the hellish marks on his body to enjoy the torment of hell!
As a result, Mi Hongzhi also began to spasm in pain.
"More! I need more! My soul and flesh need to be strengthened even more!!!"
As she spoke, she bit Li Wei again.
Seeing this scene, Mi Qingqing could only clutch her head in anguish!
No, she felt she was going to break if she kept watching, so Little Dirty Girl slammed her head on the ground and knocked herself unconscious!
The examiner, observing the scene from afar, clutched his head: "They're insane! These people are all fucking insane! What kind of monsters are these in this exam?!"
"Examiner, don't worry. If the female ghosts don't work, I have another trick up my sleeve! The system shows that the seventh son of the Giant Spirit God's family is nearby. If we get him to take action, he can definitely wipe out these lunatics!"
"quick!"
"Quickly, go and summon the son of the Giant Spirit God!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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