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Chapter 267 Fierce Sky Sitting: So you're saying it's none of my business? (5.4k views, 10,000 views a day, please vote!)

Tsk. Is it really that sturdy?

Come back here, you useless thing!
Xia Chi, who had witnessed the entire scene, clicked his tongue lightly, but he wasn't particularly surprised.

Groudon, being a Ground-type, was already at a type disadvantage, and it had been relentlessly attacked by its own Ponpo for quite some time, so it hadn't even caught its breath yet.

Facing their home team, Georgios, in the sea at this moment, it's perfectly normal for them to lose.

Besides.
Xia Chi smiled.

How can his value as a "timely help" be demonstrated if he is firmly established and does not fall into a disadvantageous position?

Let Groudon clear its head in the icy water and realize that it is no match for Kyogre in a one-on-one fight. This "tuition fee" is well worth it.

Xia Chi moved swiftly, leaping onto the broad, cold metal back of the Mega Metagross, leaving Ponpo alone to ride the Mega Latias.

Just as Kyogre's massive jaws opened wide, about to unleash another Primal Pulse powerful enough to annihilate an island, it was about to hurtle towards Groudon!
Heavenly music resonated in my firmly held ears.

"Brother Gu, don't worry!"

Xia Chi shouted loudly, "I'm here to help you!"

With its engine fully engaged, the Super Latias transformed into a purple streak of light that tore through the rain, instantly cutting into the heart of the battlefield!
Ponpo held the Thorn Vine Club high, frantically absorbing the violent sunlight energy brought by Groudon's [Sunlight] ability!

A hundred-meter-long blade of sunlight, as dazzling as a falling sun, condensed once more, carrying the aura of judging all things, and slammed down hard on Kyogre's side!

boom--

The heavy impact was unusually jarring amidst the roar of energy.

Outstanding effect!

The instant the Sunblade struck, Kyogre let out a deep, painful whale-like cry!
"Woo——"

Its massive body arched slightly in excruciating pain, and the primal energy that was about to erupt instantly dissipated!

"Roar!!"

Seeing its nemesis suffer a setback, Groudon, which had just struggled to its feet from the sea, let out a thunderous roar of excitement and triumph!
Its enormous head turned towards Xia Chi, and its lava-red eyes were now filled with a tender gratitude.

Xia Chi is a good guy; he'll really step up when something happens!
Don't miss out!

Groudon gathered all its fury and took a step forward, causing the seabed to tremble violently!

Immediately, a cliff sword burning with lava and as ferocious as the fangs of hell burst forth from the deep sea beneath Kyogre without warning, piercing its massive body!
Water can overcome the earth, but it cannot resist the ground system.

Groudon's fury unleashed a terrifying, primal attack that further worsened Kyogre's already dire situation.

Unable to remain afloat any longer, it crashed into the water!

"Well done, Brother Gu!"

Xia Chi rode the Super Megalomon, skillfully weaving through the edge of the violent energy aftershocks, cheering loudly in support.

Immediately afterwards, he patted the Metagross's cold alloy shell beneath him: "Let's not just watch the show, use the Freeze Beam on the sea around Kyogre!"

Given the power of Mega Metagross's attacks, it's not impossible for it to inflict any damage on Kyogre.

But that little bit of damage is far less important than restricting its surrounding environment.

"Meta!"

The Mega Metagross hovered high in the sky, its massive cross-shaped core radiating a chilling, white-gold light!

A thick, icy blue beam of light, radiating absolute zero cold, swept out with the force to freeze everything!

The target is the turbulent seawater surrounding Georka after his crash!
click-

The sickening freezing sound spread instantly!

Vast areas of the sea froze into ice at a visible speed. Although it could not truly imprison Kyogre's massive body, it was like putting heavy shackles on it, greatly limiting its maneuverability and skill range in the water!
Kyogre was absolutely enraged!
Being hit in the face by Groudon's Cliff Blade was already a great humiliation, but now he was being harassed and restricted repeatedly by these ant-like creatures.

"Roar--!"

With a roar, Kyogre's massive tail fin, like a giant axe, slammed into the sea with tremendous force!

The thick layer of ice that had just been frozen by the freezing beam shattered like fragile glass, sending ice shards flying everywhere!

At the same time, Kyogre's giant mouth opened to its limit, and a deep blue beam of light, thicker and more terrifying than before and containing destructive energy, instantly formed!
Root fluctuation!

Its coverage area is so vast that it completely envelops Groudon, Latias and its Ponpo, and even Nyx and Mega Metagross!

Undoubtedly, this was a furious strike from Kyogre after being repeatedly provoked!
Xia Chi's eyes narrowed; he had expected this!

His wave-guiding power instantly extended, connecting with Ponpo: "Hold on!"

The super-mega-monster beneath him was already prepared to escape in one strike. Carrying Xia Chi, it used an extreme [Comet Fist] to change direction and accelerate, narrowly missing the pillar of destruction!

The violent energy turbulence rattled and clanged against Metagross's shell!

Only Groudon stood there dumbfounded, swallowing the Root Pulse whole!
boom--

Without a doubt, this enormous crimson figure was once again slammed into the depths of the boiling, raging sea by the torrent of deep blue energy!

Xia Chi rode Metagross in a beautiful spin and flew to Groudon's side, where Groudon had just struggled to emerge from the center of the explosion.

He reminded him with concern, "Brother Gu, remember to dodge next time, it hurts so much to take it head-on!"

Groudon shook its massive, buzzing head and let out a low growl filled with obvious grievance and confusion.

Then, shaking his body, his anger reignited, and he charged recklessly towards Kyogre!
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The ensuing battle devolved into a fierce war of attrition.

Groudon, relying on its "helper" to hold it back, launched an increasingly fierce attack, unleashing a barrage of attacks with Precipice Blade and Thunder Punch.

Kyogre, taking advantage of his home field in the sea, retaliated mercilessly with skills like Origin Wave and Water Spray.

The two ancient behemoths seemed to be unleashing the boundless vitality that had been dormant for thousands of years.

Every earth-shattering collision triggers a terrifying tsunami that sweeps across hundreds of miles!
The sky seemed to be torn to pieces by the violent energy, and the ocean was repeatedly boiling and freezing!
Xia Chi, on the other hand, began to showcase his superb acting skills, comparable to those of a movie star.

"Ponpon, Flying Leaf Blade!"

"Metamorphoses, Ice Beam!"

"Latias, the Mist Orb!"

Xia Chi's commands sounded incredibly positive, directing the Pokémon to attack Kyogre with all their might.

However, he precisely controlled the actual damage to a level that "looked like he was working hard, but was actually scraping."

The high-damage Pompom uses low-power skills to harass, while the low-damage Mega Metagross and Mega Latias use high-power skills to create opportunities.

Occasionally, if the skill goes out of control, ice shards or energy ripples will "accidentally" splash onto Groudon while it is charging.

The main point is to appear at work but not put in any real effort, while still having to deliver a convincing performance.

Kyogre's most lethal moves, such as Root Pulse and Water Tail, are all devastating.

Xia Chidu "just happens" to allow Pengpeng to defend, or to allow the highly mobile Latias to dodge at the limit thanks to the [High Speed ​​Movement] buff.

Every move may seem perilous, but in reality, they only suffer a slight impact from the aftershocks of the attack's energy.

Even relying solely on Latias's [Infinite Corridor] synergy for natural health regeneration, it can easily restore full health.

The real main force for absorbing damage is undoubtedly Groudon, who is at the forefront and has thick skin.

The fierce battle lasted for nearly an hour.

At that moment, the Rotom drone, which had drifted across the ocean from another sea area, finally arrived.

It stubbornly pierced through the raging energy turbulence and storm curtain on the outside, flying to the edge of the battlefield.

"This is Ryukyu TV! The signal is extremely unstable! But viewers, I've captured it! The epic battle between Groudon, the god of the earth, and Kyogre, the god of the sea!"

"And...and Xia Chi and his elves, they're actually participating in the God War, Loto!!!"

The images and intermittent audio presented by the Rotom drone instantly ignited the millions of viewers who had never left the live stream!
Holy crap! Rotom is awesome! He actually dared to rush in and film that?!

[War correspondent Rotom! Come back alive, and the league will definitely award you a Pulitzer Prize!]

[My God, is this a real battle of gods? I can't even breathe through the screen! I can't even imagine what it would be like if this actually happened in the waters near Liuli City!]

So, is Prison Water currently battling Groudon against Kyogre? Did he capture Groudon?

[Probably not. It's probably just a way to transport something that can't fly. The idea that a single Poké Ball could capture a Groudon is a bit far-fetched.]

[Why does it feel like Prison Water isn't putting in any real effort? The powerful Urgot is only using Razor Leaf? Is it just tickling Kyogre?]

[Can't you see it now? The prison is putting on an act, pretending they can't tell who's the loyalist and who's the traitor, trying to maintain a balance!]

[A wise choice indeed. Let's deplete their energy first, lest we truly break up Hoenn.]

[Master of Balance, Xia Chi: Egui Peng, quickly use the Thorn Vine Staff! Oops, missed, what a pity (tactical drink of water)]

What's the pity?

[Where's Rayquaza? Help! If you don't step in soon, it'll be ground to death by Kyogre!]

— Because of Xia Chi's masterful control of the situation. Scratch that, to be precise, he was just slacking off.

The balance of power in the God Wars gradually shifted, and Groudon's disadvantage became increasingly apparent.

Although the Earth God's tenacious vitality sustained it, it wouldn't be completely defeated by Kyogre in the next second.

However, under the relentless onslaught of the opponent's Origin Pulse, Groudon's lava shell was already riddled with wounds, and its body was clearly struggling to defend itself.

The balance was about to be broken, and Groudon was about to be completely overwhelmed by Kyogre's offensive onslaught.

Xia Chi's eyes sharpened, and he no longer held back.

"Ponpon, unleash your full power, Sunlight Blade!"

"Boni—"

A burst of emerald light flashed in Egui Peng's eyes, and the grass-type primal power that had been suppressed for a long time suddenly erupted!
The thorny vine club held high in his hand seemed to transform into a scepter that could manipulate celestial phenomena, absorbing the energy of the blazing sun overhead like a whale swallowing its prey!
Immediately, a giant blade of sunlight, more refined and with a more intense flame than before, took shape!

The raging storm and tsunami cleaved through the air and slashed down on Kyogre!
With the bond of Ponpon's growing strength in battle and the boost from his equipment, the sun-light blade, which seemed capable of splitting the entire ocean in two, crashed down!
Kyogre let out a huge, painful cry as his massive body was slammed backward, leaving scorched cuts and dents on his deep blue surface!
Then, finally unable to hold on any longer, it plunged into the boiling, churning seawater once more, creating towering waves!
Holy crap, I feel like I'm dreaming, like I haven't fully woken up yet. I'm defeating Groudon and hitting Kyogre with a stick!

【Evil Spirit, eternal god!】

[Raikkon doesn't need to come anymore. I declare that Ponpo is the strictest father to Groudon and Kyogre!]

[That's true, Grass-type is super effective against both Ground and Water-type, it's hard not to be strict, hahaha!]

[Sturdy & Securely Covered: Being a mythical beast these days is too tough; there's an empty pipe above and a grassy dad below.]

A heavy blow!
Xia Chi's eyes were sharp; instead of retreating, he advanced!

"Pursue! Thorn Staff!"

With the engines of the Super Latias roaring, the Evil Phantom, carrying the fighting spirit soaring into the sky, plunged straight down like a purple meteor!
The thorny vine in Ponpo's hand, still imbued with the lingering power of the Grass-type element, transformed into a verdant afterimage and delivered a devastating blow to Kyogre, who had just fallen into the sea and had not yet fully regained his footing!
boom--

The seawater was once again pushed aside by a violent force!

Kyogre let out another painful cry, its massive body churning in the sea!

Groudon, witnessing this scene, became as excited as a cheerleader captain, letting out a deafening roar to the sky!

It seemed as if they were applauding and cheering for Xia Chi and Peng Peng.

However, just as Ponpon was beating the fathead fish, another unexpected event occurred!
From the distant horizon, a sacred and majestic roar suddenly resounded, as if it were a long, ancient dragon's cry that pierced through the ages!
A streak of emerald light pierced the sky, tearing through the thick clouds and hovering directly above the sea.

In an instant, the violent energy turbulence that was powerful enough to tear the sky apart subsided as gently as a breeze in front of it.

Then, the blazing sun, dominated by Groudon, covered half the sky, while the world-ending rain, unleashed by Kyogre, shrouded the other half of the sea.

The moment the streak of light appeared, it vanished without a trace!

The sky returned to its leaden gray color, churned by turbulent energy flows, as if the devastating weather had never existed.

The [Airlock] feature makes all weather effects disappear!

This scene undoubtedly caught the attention of the Rotom drone, which quickly pointed its camera at the sky.

The jade-like light slowly dissipated, revealing within it a majestic and sacred being with a slender body and covered in emerald green dragon scales!

It perched high in the heavens, like a deity reigning over the mortal world, surrounded by a holy, golden halo!

It was none other than the overlord of the sky, the Sky Thrower!
However, this sky god, who should have quelled the conflict with absolute power, at this moment, did not display majesty and murderous intent in his bright golden dragon eyes.

Instead, he stared intently at the sea beneath the sky.

On one side was Kyogre, who had just been smashed into the sea by Evil Phantom's club, looking disheveled and struggling to float to the surface.

On the other side, Groudon, though battered and bruised, was as excited as a three-million-ton child, furiously charging towards Kyogre.

And, hovering between the two, is a tiny human riding on Mega Metagross, commanding Mega Latias and Urgot to launch a fierce attack on Kyogre?

On Liekong's eternally indifferent dragon face, a bewildering and perplexing expression appeared, revealing a deep understanding of human nature.

The scene was a little awkward for a while.

[Hahaha, I've already captured the meme, Liekong is sitting there completely bewildered.jpg]

[Rayquaza: I didn't arrive! Steven came over and told me that his two unruly kids were causing trouble again. I rushed over, only to find that their new dad had already tamed them.]

[Liekongzuo: So you're saying I'm not involved?]

[Kyogre: Rayquaza, you've finally arrived! Stop this human's fangs!]

[Question: Rayquaza is Groudon and Kyogre's biological father, so who is the Prison Water?]

Groudon immediately replied: Xia Chi is a human who could be my mother!

【Wow, this is really weird!】

No male mothers! No male mothers!

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Xia Chi naturally noticed the emerald light that tore through the sky.

He raised his hand to wipe away non-existent cold sweat from his forehead, and the huge weight that had been hanging over his heart for so long finally lifted.

Finally, it was Liekong's turn to clean up the mess.

Hmm. Judging from the current situation, if we had arrived any later, we probably would have had to clean up the mess ourselves.
"Ponpon, Latias, mission accomplished, we're leaving!"

Xia Chi decisively gave the order using the power of waveguide.

Despite the power of his equipment and synergies, Evil Spirit now possesses the strength to challenge the two gods.

However, its foundation is still far inferior to those two legendary spirits that have existed since the beginning of creation and have accumulated over hundreds of millions of years.

After more than an hour of intense battle, even though they spent most of the time slacking off, their mental and physical exhaustion had already pushed them to their limits.

Especially Super Latias.

Her own strength was far inferior to that of a god-warrior of this level, and she still needed to maintain extremely high concentration and speed at all times, carrying Ponpon and moving between battlefields, which was truly not easy.

Now that the Sky Thrower has descended, it is the perfect time to retire after achieving his goal!
The Poké Balls flashed one after another, and Xia Chi quickly retrieved the exhausted Ponpo and the somewhat shaky Mega Latias back into the Poké Balls to rest.

Then, riding on Metagross, which had recently exited Mega Evolution, they retreated back to the edge of the battlefield.

As luck would have it, it happened right next to the Rotom drone that was broadcasting live.

Maintaining the super evolution for over an hour left Xia Chi completely exhausted, both physically and mentally.

Last time, using Mega Evolved Latias in a ten-minute battle left him feeling a bit dizzy, and this time it was even more so.

Xia Chi quickly released Bictini to prolong his life.

"Tini~"

Victini, who had been worried for a long time inside the Poké Ball, affectionately rubbed against Xia Chi's cheek. Then, a warm and healing light shone, and pure energy flowed into Xia Chi's nearly dried-up spiritual sea like a spring.

After taking a deep breath of energy, Xia Chi finally recovered.

"Xia Chi, thank you for your hard work, Luo Tuo!"

The Rotom drone then cautiously flew closer, its screen displaying an electronic expression of utter reverence and excitement.

"The people of Sootopolis, no, the people of the entire Hoenn region, will never forget your contribution today, Lotto!"

Xia Chi then noticed the war correspondent's presence and asked in surprise, "Rotom? When did you sneak in?"

"Loto, while you were beating up Ouka!"

Rotom proudly declared, "I broadcast Xia Chi's heroic and fearless actions live to a global audience! Rotom, is there anything you'd like to say to them?"

The camera instantly focused on Xia Chi.

Xia Chi hesitated for a moment, his relaxed expression vanishing, replaced by an extremely serious one.

"Well, I think we should pay more attention to Adam, Wind Dew, and Melissa, who were protecting Sootopolis before I got back."

"The courage and sacrifice they showed in facing Groudon is a greater heroic feat than anything I have done today!"

"Of course, there's also the curator, Rika, who stayed in Ruri City to maintain order, and all the fearless citizens of Ruri City."

Xia Chi paused, his serious expression fading, replaced by a relaxed smile.

"Finally... well, I'll always love Ponpo and Magic Mask Nyan!"

[So you like Grass-type Pokémon, huh? You rascal, Prisoner!]

You'd better tell me which Grass-type Pokémon I'm thinking of!

[A new perspective! You're amazing, Prison Water! (Shiny female monster gives a thumbs up.jpg)]

Indeed, they were the ones who, with mortal bodies, confronted the gods directly!

Seeing Fenglu and the others stand fearlessly on the shallows to fight Groudon brought tears to my eyes.

[You're too modest, Lao Shui. You, my friend, are the true hero!]

(End of this chapter)