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Chapter 302 New Video: "Time Machine Trial Successfully Implemented, Paradoxical Pokémon Revealed!" (6k views, please vote!)
Xia Chi was speechless as he watched Tyranitar, who had completely forgotten to hold back his strength and looked like he wanted a hug.

"Master Xiong, stop this idiot and let it calm down!"

The martial arts master Xiong nodded steadily: "Roar!"

I just woke up, so I'll stretch my muscles a bit as a form of morning exercise.

Besides, it hadn't done much of a move even after evolving for several days.

Master Xiong's fists were itching for a fight!

With shoulders lowered and strength exerted, the Martial Arts Bear Master suddenly unleashed his power against the ferocious beast that was much taller than himself.

With a skillful and subtle move, he deftly knocked the charging Tyranitar to the ground!
This successfully calmed Tyranitar down from its hot-blooded state, but it also completely ignited its competitive spirit.

The two teams' large and fierce-type Pokémon began to wrestle on the sand.

Fortunately, they all tacitly refrained from using elemental energy or destructive moves, opting instead for a simple contest of strength and skill.

Otherwise, this entire Gobi Desert would be in trouble.

In general, those who are heavier have an advantage in this type of fighting.

Just as a lightweight boxing champion could not defeat Ryoko, a martial arts master weighing only a few hundred pounds would find it difficult to deal with Benjiras, whose weight class is measured in tons.

But Master Xiong, relying on his superb fighting skills and the skillful use of leverage, fought Bangilas to a standstill, and for a time it was difficult to determine who was superior.

Xia Chi watched from the sidelines, finding it both amusing and helpless. He turned to Milton beside him and said, "Milton, go and try to break up the fight."

A series of garbled dots representing "shock" and "astonishment" flashed instantly in Millerton's electronic eyes.

"Guga?"

You want me to go?

It glanced cautiously at the two muscular men locked in a fierce, dusty brawl, and then decisively shrank back behind Xia Chi.

Xia Chi: "."

What a coward, Lao Mi! I've never seen such a cowardly cover artist!
Leaving the two brothers engaged in a passionate brawl, Xia Chi rode Milton back to the tranquil shores of the island's heart lake.

I happened to run into Yui, who was taking her Blaziken and Houndoom for a morning run around the lake.

Yui was quite surprised to see Xia Chi when he returned without saying goodbye.

"You're back so soon? I thought you'd fly straight from Padia to Unova to prepare for the match."

She stopped, slightly out of breath, and her gaze was quickly drawn to Millardon, who had a cool look, standing next to Xia Chi.

"Hey, is this the 'Millerton' that's been all over the news in the video? It looks even cooler than in the video."

Xia Chi smiled and said, "The news spread so fast? You already know?"

"nonsense."

Yui picked up the towel draped over her shoulder and wiped the fine beads of sweat from her forehead, saying, "Do you have some kind of misunderstanding about your huge influence on the internet? The related videos and photos have already spread everywhere, and now your channel is full of comments urging for more updates, all asking about Paradox Pokémon and the time machine."

Xia Chi yawned. "Let's talk about the video after I take a nap. If you have time, you can help me edit it. Rotom can teach you."

"Forget it, I have a lot to do today."

Yui waved her hand, "The fruit trees in several areas need to be protected against the cold. Some varieties are very delicate and cannot be taken lightly. It feels like winter comes earlier in Shanghai than in Fengyuan."

"Alright, whatever you say."

Xia Chi nodded and walked into the house.

"correct."

As if suddenly remembering something, he threw out another Poké Ball.

A flash of light appeared, revealing the flapping wings.

To be precise, it was that "Old Fa" from ancient times.

It looked around at the beautiful surroundings.

The morning mist, like a light veil, enveloped the azure lake in the center of the island. The surrounding trees were lush and verdant, and the air was so fresh that it felt somewhat dazed.

As far as the eye can see, it is like a fairyland.

Zhenyi couldn't help but sigh softly, "Wow."

It's a completely different landscape from the ancient, primitive era.
Xia Chi said to Youyi, "If you have time today, take Zhenyi to familiarize himself with the island's environment."

Yui was taken aback by his words and subconsciously replied, "Does Sister Fa need to get used to the environment? It's already there."

She realized something was wrong halfway through her sentence.

The winged man before me exudes a calmer and more reserved demeanor, with a curious gaze that seems to have witnessed the vicissitudes of life.

Even the subtle details of her appearance were slightly different from the Fa Jie she remembered.

"Isn't that Sister Fa?"

Yui couldn't help but ask in surprise.

Xia Chi smiled and nodded, "Yes, we've met once before, and we'll be partners from now on, since we're guests from ancient times who came by time machine."

Yui immediately understood and readily replied, "Understood, leave it to me!"

Xia Chi also looked at Zhenyi and patted its head. "I'm going inside to catch up on some sleep. Youyi will show you around. This will be your new home from now on. If you need anything, you can come find me here anytime."

Zhenyi nodded obediently and responded softly, "Ooh~"

Entrusting Zhenyi's hair to Youyi for the time being, Xia Chi yawned, finally went inside, threw herself into the embrace of the soft bed, and fell into a deep sleep.

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When Xia Chi opened her eyes again, the sunlight outside the window was shining through the gaps in the curtains, casting bright spots of light on the floor.

It was just past noon, and although the nap wasn't very long, it was enough to dispel the fatigue of the long journey.

The enticing aroma of food had already filled the room, whetting Xia Chi's appetite.

He got up and drew back the curtains. The gentle afternoon sunlight of autumn streamed in, turning the surface of the lake in the center of the island into a shimmering gold.

The lake surface shimmered, and the trees on the opposite bank were tinged with varying shades of yellow and red, resembling a tranquil oil painting.

After enjoying the peaceful and beautiful scenery for a while, Xia Chi turned around and went out, following the aroma to the restaurant.

Latias, dressed in a black and white maid's dress, gracefully carried dishes out of the kitchen.

Upon seeing Xia Chi, a smile immediately bloomed on her face, and a gentle telepathic connection simultaneously resonated in Xia Chi's mind.

Xia Chi, you're awake! Meowha was just about to come wake you up~

Xia Chi yawned. "How are things going with Master Xiong and the prison? They didn't really demolish the Gobi Desert, did they?"

Latias smiled and shook his head, placing the plate on the table.

No, the martial arts master Kumamon came back a while ago to help prepare lunch. He said that after Tyranitar expended his energy, he went back underground to take a nap. Let's eat first~

Just then, Zhenyi Fa peeked out from the kitchen doorway. The soup bowl, controlled by his superpowers, was steady and emitted an enticing aroma.

"Ooh~"

Chicken soup is here!

Just by looking at its bright and cheerful expression, you can tell it's my beloved Fa Jie.

Xia Chi couldn't help but laugh. "Call them back for dinner. I'm going to wash my hands."

Latias nodded slightly.

No one knows what method she used, but she accurately transmitted the message to Ponpo and Victini, who were scattered throughout the island, through telepathy.

When Xia Chi returned to the restaurant after washing her hands, her friends were already there.

Bictini had run off somewhere to play, and its creamy-colored body was covered in mud and grass clippings, making it look quite dirty.

Only her large, sky-blue eyes remained clear and bright, blinking as she gazed at him.

Xia Chi asked Latias to bring over a hot towel, somewhat helplessly.

To be precise, it was built on-site.

All you need is a dry towel and some warm water.

Xia Chi took the towel and carefully wiped Bictini's face.

The little guy was a bit ticklish and kept giggling. Xia Chi spent a lot of effort to restore it to its bright and beautiful angelic appearance.

After Xia Chi finished wiping, V-monster squinted its big sky-blue eyes and flew to Xia Chi's cheek to give her a kiss, expressing its gratitude and affection through its actions.

Ponpon wasn't in much better shape either; her little hands were covered in mud, probably from playing in her little garden.

Xia Chi did the same to wipe her little hands clean, then carried her to her special high chair and prepared her for dinner.

Looking at the two little ones who had been given a completely new makeover, Xia Chi couldn't help but smile, feeling a strange sense of fatherly love for his daughters.

After lunch, Xia Chi returned to her room and started making a video about Paradoxical Spirits, which was supposed to be made by President Ye Ci.

The materials are readily available, including footage carefully filmed at the Zero Zone Research Institute a couple of days ago, as well as precious on-site videos recorded by researchers when the time machine was activated.

Although not all known Paradox Pokémon have the opportunity to appear due to the limited number of activations.

But it's not a big deal; with two heavyweight guests, Guleton and Milton, the video's impact and appeal are already sufficient.

As for the Ancient Paradox Trio and the Future Paradox Trio, those whose dynamic images were never captured, just mention them briefly.

Because it didn't require complex scene rendering and modeling, the nearly one-hour-long video was completed in a single day with Rotom's assistance.

After clicking the publish button, Xia Chi took a shower and then drifted off to sleep, cuddling Miaoha.

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Meanwhile, in the Kanto region, in Shinichi Town.

Because of the negligible time difference with the Eastern Huang region, this town, which countless players call "the place where dreams begin," is now immersed in the tranquility of the night.

"...Therefore, the method of judging whether a Pokémon egg has the ability to hide by observing the specific texture and luster of its shell has been verified by a large number of samples and has an accuracy rate of over 98%."

The cold light from the computer screen illuminated Qinglu's focused face. After typing the last period of his paper, he let out a long breath.

He reached out and took the water glass that had appeared out of nowhere beside him. He took a sip, moistened his slightly dry lips, and chuckled without turning his head, "Thanks, Hudi."

In the corner of the room, Alakazam, who had been floating in the air in a meditative posture, nodded slightly, its spoon-shaped hands glowing faintly, without saying a word.

"Woof!"

A clear and energetic chirping sound came from my feet.

Green looked down and found that Arcanine had been quietly crouching to his side at some point, its fluffy head looking up at him, its tail wagging rapidly behind it.

A gentle smile appeared on Qinglv's face as he reached out and vigorously ruffled the incredibly soft fur on the top of Arcanine's head.

"Okay, okay, I know you're getting impatient. Tomorrow I'll give this paper one last polishing and hand it to Grandpa, and then we can go on a trip, alright?"

"Wang!"

The Arcanine immediately responded cheerfully, rubbing its head even more vigorously against the green palm, clearly looking forward to the trip. Speak of the devil, and he appears.

As Green rubbed the dog's head to relieve the elf's fatigue, two soft knocks came from the door.

Only Professor Oak and his grandson Blue-Green live in this house; it goes without saying who is outside the door.

"Please come in."

The door was pushed open, and sure enough, it was Professor Oak.

Behind him followed a Mr. Mime carrying a platter of fresh tree fruit.

It's not the one from Hanako's neighbor's house; Professor Oak's backyard has all kinds of Pokémon.
"You're working very hard, still doing research so late."

Professor Oak isn't the type to demand that his descendants achieve great success, but he's naturally very pleased to see his grandson so focused and ambitious.

Speaking of which, ever since he narrowly lost to Xia Chi at the World Youth Championships held in Beishang Township, Qinglu's temperament has indeed matured a lot, he has become less impetuous and more composed.

"Grandpa, I really want to tell you this."

As Qinglv spoke, she casually picked up a tomato fruit from the plate held by the Mr. Mime and accurately tossed it into the open mouth of the spicy-loving Arcanine next to her.

"I'm almost done with this paper, and then I want to go on a trip."

"Of course, that's a good thing."

Professor Oak readily agreed, and then asked, "So, have you decided where to go?"

Qinglu clearly had planned ahead and answered without hesitation, "I want to go to the Parthian region."

Professor Oak smiled knowingly. "It's because of the Paradox Pokémon, isn't it?"

Qinglu didn't hide anything and nodded frankly, her eyes sparkling with curiosity and a desire to explore the unknown.

"Well, although that guy will definitely explain a lot of basic knowledge about Paradox Pokémon in his videos, I believe there are definitely more, deeper, and more worthwhile mysteries waiting to be discovered."

Dr. Oak nodded with satisfaction. "Very good, that's the kind of awareness a researcher should have."

He changed the subject, throwing out a pleasant surprise, "Speaking of which, Xia Chi invited me to the Zero Zone Research Institute the day before yesterday. Do you want to come along?"

A look of surprise flashed in Qinglu's eyes, but then a hint of hesitation crossed her face. "Can I come along too? After all, it was Grandpa who was formally invited."

"It's okay, just tell him."

Professor Oak chuckled and said, "Besides, that kid probably wants me to go so he can be the lab's 'safety officer.' What problem could there be if I bring my own assistant?"

Qinglu finally relaxed completely, her smile becoming relaxed and expectant: "That's great!"

At this moment, while he was still in the Kanto region, his mind was already flying to the Paddy Pit.

As the grandfather and grandson were chatting, Qinglu's phone, which was on the table, suddenly rang with a notification sound.

Qinglu picked up her phone and looked at it with delight. "It's that guy's new video."

At this point in time, it can only be the one related to the Paradoxical Spirit.

Professor Oak, who was about to turn around and leave with Mr. Mime, stopped in his tracks upon hearing this and stayed behind out of curiosity.

He himself frequently posts the "Professor Oak's Backyard" series of videos on Pixiv, so he has naturally not been left behind by the internet age.

I had heard about the “Millerton sighting incident” that has been making headlines these past few days.

Although he was about to set off for the Zero Zone Research Institute to find out the truth for himself, the Pokémon researcher's curiosity led him to decide to get a sneak peek first.

The Mr. Mime thoughtfully used his superpowers to create an invisible chair next to him.

Professor Oak sat down and watched as Qinglv opened the video that Xia Chi had just posted on the computer.

Time Machine Pilot Successfully Revealed: The Mystery of Paradoxical Pokémon!

Just like Xia Chi's announcement a couple of days ago, the title isn't anything to pay attention to; the content is what matters.

Qinglv clicked on the video, and a barrage of comments immediately followed.

[First! First!]

[One minute ago! Group photo!]

[Ahhhh, it really worked! Mommy loves you, Chi Bao!]

Qinglv closed the dense barrage of comments and glanced at the real-time viewership—10+.

Of course, this is just the displayed upper limit, not the actual upper limit of the number of people.

"This guy is really popular."

Qinglu smiled and shook her head, her tone devoid of any envy or jealousy.

Professor Oak glanced at his grandson's expression and nodded slightly without making a sound.

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After filtering out excessive comments that would negatively impact the viewing experience, the two began to watch the video attentively.

It starts with the familiar black screen.

A voice-over came from behind the black screen.

Are you ready?

"President Yeci, everything is ready!"

"Okay, let's begin."

"Padia Alliance, Zone Zero Research Institute, Time Machine's first experimental operation, target: the future world. Initiate!"

The moment the words were spoken, a blinding white light swept across the black screen, which suddenly lit up as if it had been hit by a flashbang, before gradually fading away.

Then, the time machine, a marvel of human technology, was fully displayed on the screen.

Before Professor Oak and Blue could recover from their surprise, the hatch slowly opened.

The sight inside the cabin made even the well-informed Professor Oak hold his breath!
Three paradoxical spirits, which for centuries were thought to be merely fantasies in the Book of Zhu Zi, suddenly appeared before our eyes.

Ironthorn and Ironneck, on high alert and in obvious attack posture, and Millerton, whom they see as prey, huddled in a corner looking somewhat panicked!
"Pause."

Professor Oak called out, and Blue immediately clicked the mouse.

The image freezes on that tense moment.

"Hmm, are they the future paradox forms of Tyranitar, Hydreigon, and Motosaurus respectively?"

The institute's ultra-high-definition cameras faithfully recorded the scene inside the machine cabin.

Professor Oak could even see the cold luster, flickering electricity, and restless energy on their metallic mechanical bodies.

The visual impact and realism of all of this far surpasses the hand-drawn sketches by Shanghai Zhe in "The Book of Zhu Zi".

"Truly, completely different forms of life!"

Professor Oak gazed at the frozen image on the screen and couldn't help but sigh.

My heart drifted to the Zero Zone Research Institute at the bottom of the Paddy Pit.

Qinglu's focus, however, was on something else.

"Is this 'Iron Serpent' really that weak? How could it be preyed upon by Iron Thorns and Iron Neck?"

After all, even the descriptions of it and Guleton in the Book of Vermilion are a level above ordinary Paradox Pokémon.

Although he seemed timid during his first public appearance in Boping City a couple of days ago, many people believe it was due to his personality rather than his abilities.

Professor Oak shook his head and said, "Perhaps the actual situation is somewhat different from the description in the Book of Crimson and Purple. Iron Serpent and Winged King are just ordinary Paradox Pokémon."

Let's put the speculation aside for now and continue playing the video.

The next scene shows Evil Phantom defeating Ironthorn and Ironneck with lightning speed, saving Milton.

The grandfather and grandson both felt that this result was only natural.

The Pokémon Urgot is capable of splitting Groudon and beating Kyogre with a stick, so these two tiny Paradox Pokémon are naturally no match for it.

What truly ignited Professor Oak and Blue's吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments) urges was Milton's utterly absurd performance—

Even if you manage to tame a roadside Rattata with two sandwiches, it's not that easy to get along with!

But no matter what, that's the truth.

Besides, it seems that Milton is already an elf of Xiachi, so they don't need to worry about unnecessary things.

Then, the video pace quickened.

The editing presents a series of paradoxical Pokémon of various shapes and sizes appearing one after another from the time machine.

Flapping Wings, Iron Moth, Iron Warrior, Ground-crawling Wings, Roaring Tail
Watching these paradoxical Pokémon, possessing both biological wildness and a peculiar mechanical feel, brimming with primal vitality or futuristic technological style, emerge one after another from the time machine.

The green pause and screenshot buttons never stopped.

At the same time, he began to make plans in his mind.

If I were to go to Padiya, which one should I try to capture?

The Iron Warrior looks really cool, the Iron Poison Moth looks pretty good too, and the Iron Neck looks incredibly powerful.
Never mind, I'll wait and hear Xia Chi's explanation before making a decision.

Just as Qinglu was secretly making plans, the video had already progressed to the final activation of the time machine.

Then, the stunning debut of Guleton!
"!"

Qinglv's breath caught in her throat.

Even through the screen, he could almost feel the overwhelming aura of violence and dominance emanating from the ancient wilderness!

That domineering gaze, that powerful posture, and that terrifying, surging energy fluctuations around him.
"This is what the 'Winged King' should look like!"

Green couldn't help but exclaim in a low voice, this orange-red behemoth perfectly matched all his imagination of the pinnacle of Paradox Pokémon!
Subsequently, Leighton's sudden and unexpected attack further confirmed this!
Its speed was so fast that it became a devastating orange-red afterimage!

This is enough to prove that this guy's strength is completely matched by its imposing appearance.

Faced with Milton's sudden attack, Milton surprisingly unleashed a speed that was in no way inferior, and timely blocked in front of Xia Chi.

This surprised Qinglu somewhat.

"Ok?"

Qinglu raised an eyebrow. "Could it be that this guy's previous cowardice was all an act? Is its true strength actually..."

Unfortunately, there was no opportunity to verify it.

Because Egui Peng made his move.

The first encounter surprisingly revealed a situation where the two sides were evenly matched!

Even Professor Oak was slightly moved by this scene: "The strength of this Guleton, which can withstand the attack of the Guleton head-on, should not be underestimated."

After all, that was the Evil Spirit Phantom that had participated in the Hoenn War.

Therefore, it seems that Guleton's strength is not inferior to Groudon and Kyogre.
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