By associating with Nezha, I became the darling of the Chinese gods.

Chapter 113 Bonus Chapter (A short skit unrelated to the main story of Investiture of the Gods~)

The Great War of the Gods.

The Western Zhou Dynasty was in a standoff with the Shang Dynasty.

At this moment, a valiant female general rode in from the Yin Shang army.

As the vanguard of the Western Zhou Dynasty, Nezha immediately stepped forward to meet the challenge, furrowing his brows and raising his voice:
"Who is coming?"

The female general Deng Chanyu calmly sized up the young man in front of her.

Young people are bold and spirited, and it is the time of their youth to be dressed in fine clothes and riding spirited horses!
He had his hair styled in two buns with thick gold and jade, his head held high, a crimson robe fluttering in the wind, and his silver armor gleaming coldly.

Even with his hair in double buns, Nezha, dressed in silver armor, still exudes a more mature and refined air than usual.

He was clearly a handsome young man with an androgynous appearance, yet no one dared to act recklessly in his presence.

"Deng Chanyu!" The female general withdrew her gaze and asked cautiously:
"and who are you?"

Nezha stood holding his spear, coldly snorting, "I am Nezha under Jiang Ziya!"

"You nobody, hurry back to camp and find a famous general to fight me!"

That brat!
Deng Chanyu laughed in anger: "What a big mouth you have!"

After saying that, Deng Chanyu drew her sword and rode off on horseback, the blade aimed straight at Nezha's neck.

Nezha didn't back down either. He raised his hand, picked up his Fire-Tipped Spear, and began to fight back.

Swish swish!
Deng Chanyu rode her horse back a few steps, and Nezha pursued her.

Amidst the flashing swords and golden light, Nezha was momentarily careless and was struck hard in the cheek by a five-colored stone hidden weapon secretly released by Deng Chanyu, leaving him with a bruised and swollen face.

Back at the Western Zhou camp, Jiang Ziya saw Nezha's bruised and swollen face and couldn't help but rub his forehead and sigh:
"Nezha! Why weren't you more careful when chasing the enemy?"

Ouch!

He's injured like this, it's unbearable to look at!

in the military camp.

Huang Tianhua, who was also a third-generation disciple of the Chan Sect like Nezha, couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle, saying gloatingly:

"Junior brother, I told you long ago, don't underestimate your opponent!"

At this point, Huang Tianhua straightened his collar, feigning seriousness, and said, shaking his head:
"It seems that you haven't studied the art of being a general enough, junior brother. A small stone is enough to break your defenses!"

"On the battlefield, you need to be able to see in all directions and hear in all directions. It's a pity that your appearance has been damaged. You're probably going to have bad luck for the rest of your life!"

As he spoke, Huang Tianhua burst into laughter.

Hahaha!
That's hilarious!

It's rare to see Nezha looking so disheveled; I wish I could draw it!
Upon hearing Huang Tianhua's words, Nezha instantly flew into a rage and grabbed a gold brick, ready to smash it.

"Huang Tianhua, say that again!" Why is he having such bad luck today?!
Not only were they humiliated, but they were also ridiculed by Huang Tianhua!

It looked like the two were about to start fighting.

Yang Jian, who was sitting to the side, quickly tried to mediate, "Alright, Tianhua, stop talking about Nezha. I'll go and meet her another day."

"I also need to go!"

Huang Tianhua straightened his back, adopting the air of a senior disciple, and looked at Nezha with smug satisfaction, saying:
"Hmph, junior brother, just you wait and see. Your senior brother will personally settle the score for you later!"

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the next day.

Huang Tianhua indeed went to personally confront Deng Chanyu.

After several rounds, Huang Tianhua was also beaten black and blue by Deng Chanyu's five-colored stones and returned to Zhou's camp in a sorry state.

Jiang Ziya was stunned when he saw Huang Tianhua, who was even more badly injured than Nezha.

No, how come all of these kids are injured?
"Hahaha!"

Nezha seized the opportunity and laughed without any restraint:

"Didn't someone act like a senior brother yesterday, saying he'd stand up for me? How come he's more seriously injured than me?"

As he spoke, Nezha also sighed in a mocking manner, returning all the words that Huang Tianhua had used to ridicule him yesterday to Huang Tianhua.

"Alas! I never expected that my senior brother, who was so skilled in the art of generalship, with his eyes on all sides and ears to hear everything, would still end up getting his face bruised and swollen from being hit by a rock."

"Nezha!"

Huang Tianhua was so angry that his eyes and nose twisted. "I'm dressed like this all to avenge you!"

Nezha crossed his arms and sneered, "What did I say? Isn't this the grand principle you taught me?"

Huang Tianhua, brandishing his double hammers, exclaimed, "You…!"

Jiang Ziya: "Alright, stop arguing!"

"Have Yang Jian subdue her later!"

Every single one of them is a worry!
How can we fight this war?!

Huang Tianhua: Hahaha, Nezha is such a noob!
Nezha: Huang Tianhua is a complete idiot!

Yang Jian: Two noobs…

Jiang Ziya was speechless: You two kids! Stop arguing!

Happy Children's Day!
P.S.: This chapter was inspired by the original novel *Investiture of the Gods*.
The next chapter continues the main text!
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