By associating with Nezha, I became the darling of the Chinese gods.

Chapter 37 Defying Heaven! Are these monkeys here to be funny?!

Chapter 37 Defying Heaven! Are these monkeys here to be funny?!

Oh?
It wasn't Jiang Yu after all.

Shang Tianqi raised an eyebrow in surprise, his gaze fixed firmly on Wen Miao.

After sizing Wen Miao up and down, Shang Tianqi quickly assessed her strength.

He had never seen the magical artifact she held before, and the golden divine power surrounding her was also unfamiliar; he didn't know which low-level deity it came from.

As for those naked monkeys, they must have been summoned by her divine power.

However, a chosen one who is so weak that he can only summon a group of primitive animals to help him in battle is definitely the weakest in the entire galaxy.

I have no idea how she got into the selection competition.

Having made his judgment, Shang Tianqi curled his lip in disdain.

A candidate next to Shang Tianqi pointed at the monkey and sneered:

"Brother Shang, why do you think she would expend so much mental energy to summon a group of wild monkeys?"

"What else could it be?" Shang Tianqi smirked, speaking as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

"They're probably trying to change the course of the battle by sheer numbers!"

But anyone with a brain understands the principle that "a basket of rotten apricots is not as good as a single perfect peach."

Quantity sometimes cannot produce qualitative change.

"How foolish." Thinking this, Shang Tianqi couldn't help but chuckle.

"What's the use of having more? No matter what, what we summon are just a bunch of monkeys. How can they compare to our awakened divine power?!"

Ultimately, it looks good but is useless.

The other two candidates echoed in unison:
"That's it!"

"Mu Dongling and the others actually lost to her. Could it be that she took a liking to this candidate and deliberately let them win?"

Hearing this, Shang Tianqi laughed angrily: "If they dare to use my base to flirt with girls, I'll kill them first!"

"Enough talk, let's get started!"

"I'll deal with her first, then I'll go find Jiang Lin!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Shang Tianqi manipulated the dragon and lunged at Wen Miao.

The dragon opened its mouth, its eyes flashing with ferocity, as if it wanted to swallow her whole.

Its enormous mouth can swallow the sky and the earth!

The other two candidates also focused their divine power, gripping their respective magical artifacts to block Wen Miao's possible escape routes in advance.

In an instant, the dragon was enveloped in a dense divine light!
The overwhelming pressure of the divine light caused everyone in the examination room to hold their breath.

The strongest attack launched simultaneously by three top students from the Central Theological Seminary…

The leader was Shang Tianqi, whose strength was second only to Jiang Yu.

To be finished!

Without a doubt, if Wen Miao were hit by this, she would definitely be eliminated!

However, shifting their gaze downwards, everyone saw Wen Miao calmly stretch, then wave her battle flag and shout:
"Brothers monkeys, don't be cowards, tear this dragon apart!"

"Has Wen Miao gone mad?!"

In the invigilation room.

Shen Yueming, with his most short temper, could no longer contain himself. He abruptly stood up from his chair, slammed his fist on the table in exasperation, and rebuked Shen Yueming:

"How dare you be so clever, sending a bunch of naked monkeys into battle! You could have easily withstood that one blow with your stick!"

Jiang Lin's gaze darkened slightly, and he said sternly, "Quiet!"

The surveillance footage shows the Jiaolong getting closer!

Closer!
Just as the dragon was only 1 meter away from Wenmiao, the monkeys behind Wenmiao suddenly swarmed forward.

"To bring glory to the King!"

"Huaguo Mountain is mighty!"

"Crash-!"

The clever monkeys rubbed their hands together, and sprang up from the ground one after another.

They nimbly leaped onto the dragon's back, surrounding Shang Tianqi and the others.

The monkeys had lived and eaten together on Flower Fruit Mountain for many years and had fought side by side, so they had a very good working relationship.

Without even exchanging glances, they all started scratching and clawing at Shang Tianqi and the others' faces.

"Ouch! Grandpa Monkey, I'll scratch you to death!"

"Minions, let's skin it together and use it as a cushion for the king!"

The monkeys attacked indiscriminately. Whether it was a student or a dragon, they were all scratched on the face and pulled on the hair, and then punched hard.

Every move it makes reveals a wild power.

Such a force would be too much for even a muscular dragon to bear, with a troop of over 47,000 monkeys.

Before long, the dragon let out a whimper, unable to bear the weight, and fell to the ground, where it was crushed by the monkey.

Shang Tianqi and the others also fell to the ground in a sorry state.

The scene quickly descended into chaos.

The divine power of Shang Tianqi and the others was poured into the densely packed monkey troop, but the monkeys nimbly dodged it in the next second.

Not a single drop of water was splashed.

Not only that, they were instead humiliated by the group of clever monkeys, covering their faces and cursing loudly:
"Holy crap, where did all these stinky monkeys come from in the exam hall?!"

"Which monkey stole my things! Give me back my staff!"

"I can't take it anymore, Brother Shang! Quickly summon your divine power and send these monkeys flying!"

Shang Tianqi was speechless, his hair a messy bird's nest, and his face covered in sharp scratches.

At that moment, his face was blacker than the bottom of a pot.

Without him.

Those monkeys are absolutely fucking rabid!

They pulled hair, scratched faces, bit people, and even conspired to steal their magical artifacts!
Taking advantage of their numbers... no, taking advantage of their sheer number of monkeys, they've resorted to every possible means!

That's outrageous! How can you fight like that!

But Shang Tianqi had no idea that something even more outrageous was yet to come.

Veins bulged on Shang Tianqi's forehead as he frantically gathered all his divine power, attempting to summon his strongest killing move—

The nine-headed demon dragon has come to help in the battle!

He originally kept this to deal with Jiang Yu, but now he had no choice but to use it!

The most urgent task is to get rid of these annoying monkeys!

Just then, the little general from the Water Curtain Cave rolled his eyes, stretched out his claws, and swiftly tore off Shang Tianqi's belt.

With a whoosh, a pair of pants fell to the ground and was immediately picked up by the monkey.

For a moment, the whole place was silent.

This…

Wen Miao was stunned.

The sound of the little general from the Water Curtain Cave chuckled strangely in my ears:
"Hehehe, red underwear! The little boy is wearing red underwear!"

Shang Tianqi stiffened his neck and lowered his head, then suddenly closed his eyes.

His face was twitching uncontrollably, and a mouthful of blood was stuck in his throat, making him want to vomit but unable to.

They were all angry.

If he remembers correctly, the entire selection process was proctored by four principals.

In other words, everyone outside saw it!
This time, Shang Tianqi stopped summoning the nine-headed demon dragon and, panting heavily, tried to snatch the pants from the spirit monkey's hand.

While grabbing, he also broke down and shouted:
"Aaaaaah! Who's pulling down someone's pants during a fight?!"

"You bunch of rascals, give me back my pants!"

Just as Shang Tianqi was about to catch him, he turned and threw his pants to a monkey at the other end of the troop, then stuck out his rear end and taunted:

"Hehe, can't catch me, can't catch me!"

At this moment, Shang Tianqi felt his blood rushing to his head, and his head was about to explode!
Beside her, Wen Miao's eyelids were twitching uncontrollably, and she hurriedly looked away.

"No...you guys take it easy!"

What a blind eye!
She never expected that the monkeys of Flower Fruit Mountain would 'trick' the test takers like this.

Nezha gave a mocking snort, his tone full of disdain:
"I never imagined that I would one day end up on the same side as these monkey demons from Flower Fruit Mountain."

"Wenmiao, it's all thanks to you."

Wen Miao wiped the cold sweat from her forehead and gave a dry laugh.

Well... she took it as Nezha thanking her.

In the invigilation room.

The five proctors who witnessed this scene were all completely dumbfounded.

A thought simultaneously crossed everyone's minds:
How did Wen Miao and her bunch of monkeys turn this serious selection competition into such a farce?!
(End of this chapter)

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