Beautiful mayor's wife
Chapter 1279 Worse Than Eating Flies
"Oh... Daoist Xuanfeng is generous. I asked for seventeen or eight pig's trotters, but he gave me twenty, a total of twenty. I asked for seventeen or eight pots of wine, but he gave me Twenty jugs, a full twenty jugs! It’s two more pig’s trotters and two jugs of wine than I expected, it’s too generous, it’s really too generous!” Ma Xiaoyao exclaimed.
Is it too generous to give two extra trotters and two jugs of wine?Why do these words sound so shabby?
Taoist Xuanfeng immediately turned his head aside, pretending not to hear.
"Daoist Xuanfeng, you should have a few more birthdays in the future, I will definitely come to celebrate your birthday, boy." Ma Xiaoyao said with a playful smile: "It's so great to come to you to celebrate your birthday, eat well, drink well, and It's still enough, and I also prepare supper, it's too rare, it's really too rare."
Daoist Xuanfeng's mood at this moment is as disgusting as eating a fly. He was in a great mood to celebrate his birthday, but now it has been destroyed by Ma Xiaoyao. Lesson Ma Xiaoyao.
Little bastard, you wait for me!Sooner or later, Daoist Master will give you a good meal!
"Oh...why are you all looking at me? I'm not a beautiful woman, and I have nothing to look at. Everyone, eat and drink quickly, and ask for more after you finish eating. Don't be polite!" Ma Xiaoyao waved his hands around.
Daoist Xuanfeng felt even more tired, Nima, today is your birthday, or my birthday, you have stolen the limelight!Damn it!Daoist curse you!
Seeing the flamboyant Ma Xiaoyao, Abbot Wuxiang smiled wryly in his heart. He regretted bringing Ma Xiaoyao to the Wudang School... This Ma Xiaoyao is really a troublesome spirit, he is not safe anywhere, alas... There used to be Master Yuantian Protecting, Abbot Wuxiang can't do anything with Ma Xiaoyao, now that there is another Dongfang overbearing protecting him, Abbot Wuxiang dare not take care of Ma Xiaoyao even more.
Amitabha!
Out of sight is pure in heart, Abbot Wuxiang lowered his head, and began to eat the vegetarian dishes on the table, until the end of the banquet, Abbot Wuxiang didn't look at Ma Xiaoyao again.
After the banquet, Ma Xiaoyao, Abbot Wuxiang and others returned to their residence.
"Uh..." Ma Xiaoyao burped, and touched his round belly with both hands: "I'm so full today, I almost burst my belly."
"Junior Brother Ma, did you do it on purpose today?" Abbot Wuxiang said.
"Hey..." Ma Xiaoyao laughed: "Sure enough, nothing can be hidden from the abbot... That's right, I did it on purpose today. When Shaolin Temple was besieged by the five sects and asked for help from the Wudang sect, the Wudang sect pretended to be stupid. I ignored it, but today the disciples of the Wudang sect came up to beat us up again indiscriminately, I was very angry, very annoyed, so I decided to show Xuanfeng a little bit of color!"
"You, you... aren't you afraid that Taoist Xuanfeng will turn against you?" Abbot Wuxiang smiled wryly.
"He dares!" Ma Xiaoyao snorted, "As long as the old Taoist Xuanfeng dares to say no, I will let Dongfang cut him!"
Abbot Wuxiang twitched violently a few times: "You are capable, I can't control you anymore... I'm tired, I have to go upstairs to rest, you can play slowly by yourself." Throwing down a sentence, Abbot Wuxiang said Get up and go upstairs.
"There is no TV here, so you can't even watch a movie." Ma Xiaoyao sighed: "The long night is really boring."
"How about we play chess?" Lei Dazhuang suggested, "I just found a chess set in the cabinet."
"Chess? All right, take it out quickly, let's kill two games." Ma Xiaoyao suddenly became interested: "I am a chess god, and I must torture you severely today! Quack quack..."
After a while, Lei Dazhuang took the chess and set it up, then started to fight with Ma Xiaoyao.
Dongfang Badao was sitting on the side watching, she was very unfamiliar with chess and had never seen it before, but after Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang played a few games, Dongfang Badao gradually understood... Occasionally, she would give Ma Xiaoyao Make a move...
"Dong dong dong."
Suddenly there was a slight knock on the door.
"The door is not locked, come in by yourself." Ma Xiaoyao said without looking back.
"Crench!"
The door was pushed open, and a little Taoist came in: "Is Abbot Wuxiang there? Our head asked him to go over and discuss something!"
"Abbot, someone is looking for you." Ma Xiaoyao raised his head and shouted upstairs.
"Here we come." Abbot Wuxiang came downstairs slowly, and glanced at the little Taoist priest: "Are you looking for me?"
"No, our head is looking for you." The little Taoist replied hastily.
"Oh? What's the matter?"
"I don't know, the head just asked me to invite you over, and didn't say the reason."
"Well, let's go."
Abbot Wuxiang nodded and left with the little Taoist priest. Before leaving, Abbot Wuxiang told Ma Xiaoyao: "Junior Brother Ma, until I come back, you'd better not go out, let alone stir up trouble again."
"Got it, got it, don't worry, as long as others don't provoke me, I won't take the initiative to make trouble." Ma Xiaoyao waved his hand.
Not long after Abbot Wuxiang left, another little Taoist came in: "May I ask who is the Eastern Fairy?"
Oriental Fairy?Dongfang Ba Dao was stunned: "Are you looking for me?"
"Abbot Wuxiang asked me to come to you." The little Taoist said respectfully, "Abbot Wuxiang invites you to the meeting hall, he has something important to discuss with you."
"Abbot Wuxiang looking for me?" Dongfang Overbearing frowned: "What is he looking for me for?"
The little Taoist shook his head: "I don't know, Abbot Wuxiang just asked me to invite the fairy over, without specifying the reason, oh, our master is also in the meeting hall."
"Dongfang, since Abbot Wuxiang is looking for you, then you should go there quickly, maybe there is something important." Ma Xiaoyao said.
"But you..." Dongfang Baba hesitated.
"Don't worry about me." Ma Xiaoyao said with a smile: "This is the Wudang sect, and the outside is heavily guarded. No one dares to hurt me. Besides, isn't there Da Zhuang here, he can protect me too."
Dongfang Badao pondered for a moment, then nodded: "Okay, I'll go and have a look, and I'll be back soon." After speaking, Dongfang Badao stood up and followed the little Taoist priest away.
"Snapped!"
Ma Xiaoyao took a step and hopped on one horse: "Dead general! Let's see how you go! Haha..."
Lei Dazhuang stared at the chessboard for a while: "I lost..."
"boom!"
The closed door was kicked open suddenly, and two figures rushed in directly.
Ma Xiaoyao looked up, his face changed drastically: "Ling Xue, Gongsun Rou!" The two people who broke in were Ling Xue and Gongsun Rou.
Lei Dazhuang reacted quickly, and in a flash, he stood in front of Ma Xiaoyao, clenched his hands into fists, and stared at Ling Xue and Gongsun Rou vigilantly.
"Why are you here!?" Ma Xiaoyao twitched uncontrollably.
"Hahaha... Ma Xiaoyao, you never dreamed that we could come here, did you?" Ling Xue laughed arrogantly: "Today is your death day! Take your life!" Ling Xue shook the Sky Thunder Sword in her hand , directly towards Ma Xiaoyao.
Gongsun Rou didn't move too slowly, holding two daggers in both hands, he rushed over quickly.
"Hi!"
Lei Dazhuang raised the table with both hands and threw it over, then grabbed Ma Xiaoyao's arm and ran upstairs.
"Crackling..."
Ling Xue split the table in half with one sword, and then chased after her without losing her figure. Gongsun Rou was even more ruthless. Seeing Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang running upstairs, she directly threw out a dagger, "Whoosh!" With a flash of light, the dagger pierced Lei Dazhuang's back, and Lei Dazhuang almost fell to the ground with a sway of his body.
Originally the dagger was aimed at Ma Xiaoyao, but it was Lei Dazhuang who helped Ma Xiaoyao block the dagger regardless of life and death.
"Da Zhuang!" Ma Xiaoyao exclaimed, and hastily stretched out his hand to support Lei Dazhuang's shaking body: "Are you okay!"
"Go! Hurry up!" Lei Dazhuang grabbed Ma Xiaoyao's shoulder with one hand and threw Ma Xiaoyao to the second floor, while he turned around and rushed towards Ling Xue and Gongsun Rou, "Brother Ma, you Run away, I can't hold back for too long!"
"court death!"
Ling Xue slashed out with a sword, and Lei Dazhuang dodged to the side. Although he avoided the vital point in time, the clothes on his chest were still ripped open, revealing his strong upper body. The body was smeared with poison by Ling Xue. If he was hit by a sword, he would definitely die from the poison.
"Whoosh!"
Gongsun Rou came from behind, and kicked Lei Dazhuang in the abdomen with a flying kick, and Lei Dazhuang immediately flew out like flying through the clouds.
"Don't worry about this big black guy, let's go straight up and kill Ma Xiaoyao, and then get out of here quickly!" Ling Xue greeted, and ran upstairs holding the Tianlei sword.
Gongsun Rou followed closely behind.
"Bang bang bang..."
Suddenly there was a muffled sound upstairs, and then a figure rolled down from above, with a disheveled face, it was Ma Xiaoyao.
"what?"
Ling Xue was stunned for a moment, then raised the Tianlei Sword and slashed towards Ma Xiaoyao, the sword light was thunderous, if this sword hit, Ma Xiaoyao would definitely be cut in two.
Seeing that he was about to be killed by the sword, Ma Xiaoyao gritted his teeth and took out a black cylinder from his clothes, and pressed the button towards Ling Xue and Gongsun Rou, "Puff...Puff..." A cloud of black air Sprayed out from the cylinder, a poisonous needle was wrapped in the black air...
"Not good! Retreat!" Lingxue's face changed drastically, she no longer cared about beheading Ma Xiaoyao, she hurriedly withdrew the Tianlei Sword, and then flew back, a few poisonous needles came head-on, and she directly swept it away with the Tianlei Sword to the side.
Gongsun Rou was originally standing behind Ling Xue, far away from Ma Xiaoyao. When Ma Xiaoyao took out the black cylinder, Gongsun Rou felt bad. Dodge aside.
The great master is the great master, and his reaction ability is strong. He is so close to Ma Xiaoyao, and he can escape the attack of poisonous smoke and poisonous needles in time. died.
Is it too generous to give two extra trotters and two jugs of wine?Why do these words sound so shabby?
Taoist Xuanfeng immediately turned his head aside, pretending not to hear.
"Daoist Xuanfeng, you should have a few more birthdays in the future, I will definitely come to celebrate your birthday, boy." Ma Xiaoyao said with a playful smile: "It's so great to come to you to celebrate your birthday, eat well, drink well, and It's still enough, and I also prepare supper, it's too rare, it's really too rare."
Daoist Xuanfeng's mood at this moment is as disgusting as eating a fly. He was in a great mood to celebrate his birthday, but now it has been destroyed by Ma Xiaoyao. Lesson Ma Xiaoyao.
Little bastard, you wait for me!Sooner or later, Daoist Master will give you a good meal!
"Oh...why are you all looking at me? I'm not a beautiful woman, and I have nothing to look at. Everyone, eat and drink quickly, and ask for more after you finish eating. Don't be polite!" Ma Xiaoyao waved his hands around.
Daoist Xuanfeng felt even more tired, Nima, today is your birthday, or my birthday, you have stolen the limelight!Damn it!Daoist curse you!
Seeing the flamboyant Ma Xiaoyao, Abbot Wuxiang smiled wryly in his heart. He regretted bringing Ma Xiaoyao to the Wudang School... This Ma Xiaoyao is really a troublesome spirit, he is not safe anywhere, alas... There used to be Master Yuantian Protecting, Abbot Wuxiang can't do anything with Ma Xiaoyao, now that there is another Dongfang overbearing protecting him, Abbot Wuxiang dare not take care of Ma Xiaoyao even more.
Amitabha!
Out of sight is pure in heart, Abbot Wuxiang lowered his head, and began to eat the vegetarian dishes on the table, until the end of the banquet, Abbot Wuxiang didn't look at Ma Xiaoyao again.
After the banquet, Ma Xiaoyao, Abbot Wuxiang and others returned to their residence.
"Uh..." Ma Xiaoyao burped, and touched his round belly with both hands: "I'm so full today, I almost burst my belly."
"Junior Brother Ma, did you do it on purpose today?" Abbot Wuxiang said.
"Hey..." Ma Xiaoyao laughed: "Sure enough, nothing can be hidden from the abbot... That's right, I did it on purpose today. When Shaolin Temple was besieged by the five sects and asked for help from the Wudang sect, the Wudang sect pretended to be stupid. I ignored it, but today the disciples of the Wudang sect came up to beat us up again indiscriminately, I was very angry, very annoyed, so I decided to show Xuanfeng a little bit of color!"
"You, you... aren't you afraid that Taoist Xuanfeng will turn against you?" Abbot Wuxiang smiled wryly.
"He dares!" Ma Xiaoyao snorted, "As long as the old Taoist Xuanfeng dares to say no, I will let Dongfang cut him!"
Abbot Wuxiang twitched violently a few times: "You are capable, I can't control you anymore... I'm tired, I have to go upstairs to rest, you can play slowly by yourself." Throwing down a sentence, Abbot Wuxiang said Get up and go upstairs.
"There is no TV here, so you can't even watch a movie." Ma Xiaoyao sighed: "The long night is really boring."
"How about we play chess?" Lei Dazhuang suggested, "I just found a chess set in the cabinet."
"Chess? All right, take it out quickly, let's kill two games." Ma Xiaoyao suddenly became interested: "I am a chess god, and I must torture you severely today! Quack quack..."
After a while, Lei Dazhuang took the chess and set it up, then started to fight with Ma Xiaoyao.
Dongfang Badao was sitting on the side watching, she was very unfamiliar with chess and had never seen it before, but after Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang played a few games, Dongfang Badao gradually understood... Occasionally, she would give Ma Xiaoyao Make a move...
"Dong dong dong."
Suddenly there was a slight knock on the door.
"The door is not locked, come in by yourself." Ma Xiaoyao said without looking back.
"Crench!"
The door was pushed open, and a little Taoist came in: "Is Abbot Wuxiang there? Our head asked him to go over and discuss something!"
"Abbot, someone is looking for you." Ma Xiaoyao raised his head and shouted upstairs.
"Here we come." Abbot Wuxiang came downstairs slowly, and glanced at the little Taoist priest: "Are you looking for me?"
"No, our head is looking for you." The little Taoist replied hastily.
"Oh? What's the matter?"
"I don't know, the head just asked me to invite you over, and didn't say the reason."
"Well, let's go."
Abbot Wuxiang nodded and left with the little Taoist priest. Before leaving, Abbot Wuxiang told Ma Xiaoyao: "Junior Brother Ma, until I come back, you'd better not go out, let alone stir up trouble again."
"Got it, got it, don't worry, as long as others don't provoke me, I won't take the initiative to make trouble." Ma Xiaoyao waved his hand.
Not long after Abbot Wuxiang left, another little Taoist came in: "May I ask who is the Eastern Fairy?"
Oriental Fairy?Dongfang Ba Dao was stunned: "Are you looking for me?"
"Abbot Wuxiang asked me to come to you." The little Taoist said respectfully, "Abbot Wuxiang invites you to the meeting hall, he has something important to discuss with you."
"Abbot Wuxiang looking for me?" Dongfang Overbearing frowned: "What is he looking for me for?"
The little Taoist shook his head: "I don't know, Abbot Wuxiang just asked me to invite the fairy over, without specifying the reason, oh, our master is also in the meeting hall."
"Dongfang, since Abbot Wuxiang is looking for you, then you should go there quickly, maybe there is something important." Ma Xiaoyao said.
"But you..." Dongfang Baba hesitated.
"Don't worry about me." Ma Xiaoyao said with a smile: "This is the Wudang sect, and the outside is heavily guarded. No one dares to hurt me. Besides, isn't there Da Zhuang here, he can protect me too."
Dongfang Badao pondered for a moment, then nodded: "Okay, I'll go and have a look, and I'll be back soon." After speaking, Dongfang Badao stood up and followed the little Taoist priest away.
"Snapped!"
Ma Xiaoyao took a step and hopped on one horse: "Dead general! Let's see how you go! Haha..."
Lei Dazhuang stared at the chessboard for a while: "I lost..."
"boom!"
The closed door was kicked open suddenly, and two figures rushed in directly.
Ma Xiaoyao looked up, his face changed drastically: "Ling Xue, Gongsun Rou!" The two people who broke in were Ling Xue and Gongsun Rou.
Lei Dazhuang reacted quickly, and in a flash, he stood in front of Ma Xiaoyao, clenched his hands into fists, and stared at Ling Xue and Gongsun Rou vigilantly.
"Why are you here!?" Ma Xiaoyao twitched uncontrollably.
"Hahaha... Ma Xiaoyao, you never dreamed that we could come here, did you?" Ling Xue laughed arrogantly: "Today is your death day! Take your life!" Ling Xue shook the Sky Thunder Sword in her hand , directly towards Ma Xiaoyao.
Gongsun Rou didn't move too slowly, holding two daggers in both hands, he rushed over quickly.
"Hi!"
Lei Dazhuang raised the table with both hands and threw it over, then grabbed Ma Xiaoyao's arm and ran upstairs.
"Crackling..."
Ling Xue split the table in half with one sword, and then chased after her without losing her figure. Gongsun Rou was even more ruthless. Seeing Ma Xiaoyao and Lei Dazhuang running upstairs, she directly threw out a dagger, "Whoosh!" With a flash of light, the dagger pierced Lei Dazhuang's back, and Lei Dazhuang almost fell to the ground with a sway of his body.
Originally the dagger was aimed at Ma Xiaoyao, but it was Lei Dazhuang who helped Ma Xiaoyao block the dagger regardless of life and death.
"Da Zhuang!" Ma Xiaoyao exclaimed, and hastily stretched out his hand to support Lei Dazhuang's shaking body: "Are you okay!"
"Go! Hurry up!" Lei Dazhuang grabbed Ma Xiaoyao's shoulder with one hand and threw Ma Xiaoyao to the second floor, while he turned around and rushed towards Ling Xue and Gongsun Rou, "Brother Ma, you Run away, I can't hold back for too long!"
"court death!"
Ling Xue slashed out with a sword, and Lei Dazhuang dodged to the side. Although he avoided the vital point in time, the clothes on his chest were still ripped open, revealing his strong upper body. The body was smeared with poison by Ling Xue. If he was hit by a sword, he would definitely die from the poison.
"Whoosh!"
Gongsun Rou came from behind, and kicked Lei Dazhuang in the abdomen with a flying kick, and Lei Dazhuang immediately flew out like flying through the clouds.
"Don't worry about this big black guy, let's go straight up and kill Ma Xiaoyao, and then get out of here quickly!" Ling Xue greeted, and ran upstairs holding the Tianlei sword.
Gongsun Rou followed closely behind.
"Bang bang bang..."
Suddenly there was a muffled sound upstairs, and then a figure rolled down from above, with a disheveled face, it was Ma Xiaoyao.
"what?"
Ling Xue was stunned for a moment, then raised the Tianlei Sword and slashed towards Ma Xiaoyao, the sword light was thunderous, if this sword hit, Ma Xiaoyao would definitely be cut in two.
Seeing that he was about to be killed by the sword, Ma Xiaoyao gritted his teeth and took out a black cylinder from his clothes, and pressed the button towards Ling Xue and Gongsun Rou, "Puff...Puff..." A cloud of black air Sprayed out from the cylinder, a poisonous needle was wrapped in the black air...
"Not good! Retreat!" Lingxue's face changed drastically, she no longer cared about beheading Ma Xiaoyao, she hurriedly withdrew the Tianlei Sword, and then flew back, a few poisonous needles came head-on, and she directly swept it away with the Tianlei Sword to the side.
Gongsun Rou was originally standing behind Ling Xue, far away from Ma Xiaoyao. When Ma Xiaoyao took out the black cylinder, Gongsun Rou felt bad. Dodge aside.
The great master is the great master, and his reaction ability is strong. He is so close to Ma Xiaoyao, and he can escape the attack of poisonous smoke and poisonous needles in time. died.
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