Beautiful mayor's wife

Miss Xiaojiu and Ma Xiaoyao were not convinced by each other, and finally they decided to decide the winner by answering questions.

Each person asked five questions, and finally scored according to the right or wrong answers.

The little girl posed the first question, which was easily answered by Ma Xiaoyao, and then she asked the second question, which was slightly more difficult.

Ma Xiaoyao smiled slightly: "What's the difference? It's nothing more than one more person in the world."

"What do you mean?" Miss Xiaojiu didn't like to hear it anymore: "Senior Fortune Teller is a peerless genius who is proud of the past and the present. If he can live to this day, he will definitely have a certain impact on the structure of the world."

"Even if it has any influence, it is negligible." Ma Xiaoyao said: "Besides, the fortune teller has been dead for so many years, so what's the point of mentioning him? Let me tell you, it's really unnecessary for you to ask such a question."

"You..." Miss Jiu narrowed her eyes.

"What are you? Am I wrong?" Ma Xiaoyao said, "Okay, you can quickly ask the third question, remember, ask meaningful questions, and don't fix these stupid things."

Miss Xiaojiu took a deep breath, and it took a lot of perseverance to suppress the anger in her chest. She glared at Ma Xiaoyao: "Okay, the second question will be regarded as your answer! Next, I will ask the third question : What is known to those who make it, to those who buy it, to those who sell it, but not to those who use it?"

"The coffin." Ma Xiaoyao said the answer without even thinking about it: "This kind of question is really too simple."

"The fourth question, under what circumstances can one mountain accommodate two tigers?"

"As long as it's one male and one female, it's fine. As the saying goes, same-sex repels and opposite-sex attracts, that's the truth."

"The fifth question, you can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one person can do it, but two people can't do it together, what is this? Hmph, I don't believe you can answer this question!"

"Hehe...the question is not difficult at all." Ma Xiaoyao said with a smile, "The answer is to dream, isn't it?"

"..." Xiaojiu girl's face was full of depression. She thought hard about five problems that she thought were difficult, but she couldn't stop Ma Xiaoyao. Seeing Ma Xiaoyao's complacent look, she felt very angry.

"Is it my turn to ask questions?" Ma Xiaoyao looked at Miss Xiaojiu with a smile.

"Ask." Xiao Jiu snorted.

Ma Xiaoyao raised a finger: "The first question is, my mother usually washes the dishes when I eat, but today after dinner, my mother didn't wash the dishes. Why?"

"Because Dad washed the dishes."

"wrong."

"It was my son who washed the dishes."

"wrong."

"I see, it was the servant who washed the dishes! The answer must be right this time, right?"

"Hey, it's still wrong! Finally, I'll give you another chance!"

"That's not right, that's not right, who washed the dishes?" Miss Jiu thought for a long time, and finally said hesitantly, "Could it be that the neighbors helped wash the dishes?"

"You are really stupid, you answered wrong four times." Ma Xiaoyao sneered: "Listen clearly, because the meal is eaten in a restaurant, so you don't have to wash the dishes yourself."

"You're playing a rascal!" Girl Xiaojiu quit: "You are clearly misleading me on purpose!"

"It's obvious that you are stupid, but you are really good at putting the blame on me." Ma Xiaoyao curled his lips: "If you can't afford to lose, then I won't ask any questions."

"Who can afford to lose...you keep asking! I won't be stumped by you!" Miss Xiaojiu was very unconvinced.

"Second question." Ma Xiaoyao raised two fingers: "There is a cow tied up in the cowshed with its head facing east and its butt facing west. It turns left three times, then turns right three times, and then turns left again. After turning six times, may I ask, which direction is its tail facing at this moment?"

"Do you really think I'm stupid? How dare you ask me such a simple question." Miss Jiu snorted softly, "No matter how many times this cow turns, its tail is always down."

Ma Xiaoyao grinned: "It's good that you can think of this."

"There are so many things I can think of." After answering one question correctly, Xiao Jiu's confidence increased a lot: "Come on, let's ask the third question."

"Here comes the third question." Ma Xiaoyao held up three fingers: "Two people fell into the trap. The dead are called dead, and what are the living ones called?"

"Of course it's called a living person!"

"Wrong, it should be called for help!"

"Help?"

"Yes, if you are in danger, the first thing to do is call for help."

"..."

"The fourth question." Ma Xiaoyao held up four fingers: "If iron is placed outside, it will rust, so what about gold?"

"Of course it won't rust." Miss Xiao Jiu said without thinking.

"Wrong! The gold has been stolen long ago."

"..."

Ma Xiaoyao slowly raised five fingers: "The last question, what is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?"

"Of course it's clothes."

"No! It should be opening your eyes! Isn't the first thing you do when you wake up?"

"...You are making too much sense!"

"You only answered one of the five questions correctly. Your IQ is too low." Ma Xiaoyao smiled and said, "It's far behind me."

"I'm not feeling well today, so I'm not performing well. I'll compete with you when I get better." After saying a few words, Miss Xiaojiu left angrily.

A smile appeared on the corner of Ma Xiaoyao's mouth: "Playing brain teasers with me? You really don't know how to live or die!" Seeing Miss Xiaojiu slumped, Ma Xiaoyao felt very relieved, humming a ditty and walked out of the yard, waiting for him to come back , there are two more jars of wine in hand, these two jars of wine were found in a cellar, the villagers probably forgot when they evacuated, and it happened to be cheap for Ma Xiaoyao.

Move a stool and sit down, hold the roasted wolf meat in the left hand, and the wine jar in the right hand, eat a mouthful of meat and drink a mouthful of wine, this feeling is really exciting!

"Dangdang!"

The closed door was suddenly pushed open, and then Miss Jiu came out from inside: "I'm hungry, get me something to eat."

"Only wolf meat, do you want to eat it?" Ma Xiaoyao shook the wolf meat in his hand: "If you don't want to eat it, you can go out and find other food by yourself. The village is so big, you can always find something to eat." Speaking of this, Ma Xiaoyao tore off a piece of wolf meat and put it in his mouth, then took another sip of wine.

"I'll just eat wolf meat." Little Nine Girl nodded, "Heat it for me, and then bring it to the house." Before Ma Xiaoyao could speak, Little Nine Girl turned around and went back to the house.

"Hey! You really think of me as a nanny!" Ma Xiaoyao was amused: "If you want to eat warm wolf meat, you can do it yourself, I don't have time to serve you."

"Don't forget, I'm your employer, you have to respect my opinion!" Miss Xiaojiu's cold voice came from the room.

"Damn! That's it again!" Ma Xiaoyao cursed.

"There is also the matter of the gold mine!" Miss Jiu continued: "I can promise you now, as long as you take good care of me, I will give you two gold mines! And it is a high-grade gold mine. "

"Two gold mines?" Ma Xiaoyao's heart was moved immediately. He didn't like gold, but needed to catch gold to improve his cultivation. Ma Xiaoyao thought about it secretly. The two gold mines should make the metal in his body truly Qi reached a peak state.

"Isn't it just to warm up the wolf meat? It's a big deal, you're still shy, and you don't have the air of a man at all." Miss Xiaojiu snorted softly.

"Hot wolf meat has something to do with masculinity! Don't talk nonsense here!" Ma Xiaoyao was upset.

"Give me a hearty word, will you help me warm up the wolf meat?" Miss Xiaojiu asked.

"I can help you warm wolf meat, but you have to give me three gold mines." Ma Xiaoyao began to raise conditions.

"Okay." Miss Xiaojiu agreed happily.

Ma Xiaoyao blinked: "Aren't you just playing tricks on me?"

"If you don't believe me, I can write a letter for you."

"That's the best! With written evidence, you can't cheat."

"Wait, I'll write you a note now." After a while, Miss Jiu came out of the room, holding a piece of rough paper in her hand: "No, the note is ready."

Ma Xiaoyao took the paper and looked at it for a few times, and then put it away contentedly. With this paper, he is not afraid that Miss Xiaojiu will go back on her word.

"Now you can help me to warm up the wolf meat."

"Wait, I'm going to heat wolf meat now."

"After it's warmed up, send it to the house, and get me some wine by the way."

"You still drink?"

"I know a lot."

After half an hour, Ma Xiaoyao brought the hot wolf meat and a jar of wine into the house.

"Why are you so slow? I'm starving to death." Miss Xiaojiu complained, and then she picked up the wolf meat and ate it. She was obviously very hungry, but she still took it easy when eating wolf meat. Every time, I tore off a little bit of wolf meat and put it in my mouth, chewed it and swallowed it into my stomach, took another sip of wine to moisten my throat, and then took the prepared white cloth to wipe the corners of my mouth. After doing all this, I continued to eat wolf meat. Meat.

This little nine girl must have an unusual background. She pays attention to etiquette when eating, and is domineering when she speaks. Occasionally, she will burst out with the aura of a superior.

"Okay, eat slowly by yourself, I'm going out, oh, yes, I'll be staying here tonight, and we'll go on our way when you've completely recovered from your cold." After saying a few words, Ma Xiaoyao raised his foot After walking out, he murmured to himself: This little girl should be from a famous family and has received special etiquette training, so her usual behavior will be a little different. This is a good thing for Ma Xiaoyao, the reason is very simple. Nine Girls came from an extraordinary background, so she was able to fulfill her promise to give him three gold mines.

As time passed, the sun finally set, and then the land was shrouded in endless darkness.

In order to avoid suspicion, Ma Xiaoyao specially arranged two bedrooms, one for Xiaojiu girl and one for himself. In the middle of the night, Xiao Jiu girl suddenly broke into Ma Xiaoyao's bedroom, which really shocked Ma Xiaoyao.